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if you were God

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first off this is NOT a thread to discuss if you believe in God or anything like that so don't do it cause it will probably just turn into a flame war.

now that that's out of the way. i was watching Bruce Almight and i thought of a question what would you do if you had God-like powers (can do anything)?

for me first off theres the obvious selfless stuff stop all the wars, famines, global warming, suffering in general going on.
then i'd get a 100 inch HD T.V. PS3 and get a copy of LBP2 (which i got mm to make) and play it for a while
then i'd do cool stuff like flying, running at 1,000 miles an hour stuff like that.
then i'll make the world a eutopia

also vote for the new god today.		2008-12-17 20:39:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

What do you mean IF Miffy was God2008-12-17 20:42:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767

What do you mean IF Miffy was God

Too right!

What's this IF about eh?		2008-12-17 20:43:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

What do you mean IF Miffy was God


Too right!

What's this IF about eh?

lol Gods a drunk. that explains the wars, famines and diseases. Gods too busy drinking to sort it and i'm the godfather that's way better than just god		2008-12-17 20:46:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

He drinks away all his problems, just like the rest of us2008-12-17 20:46:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

A blatant miss use of mod powers
If you were god then your arcade machine would work in all regions 		2008-12-17 20:46:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767

Ssh now, or the almighty shall silence thee!

I'd probably stop time for a while, make myself sooper huge, and juggle a few planets.		2008-12-17 20:48:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

and wouldn't you have overthrown CC and LBP and became admin instead of a mod if you were god (hey mod god that rhymes)2008-12-17 20:50:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

I'd do a whole lot better than the current one xD

No flaming please. kthxbi		2008-12-17 20:53:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767

and wouldn't you have overthrown CC and LBP and became admin instead of a mod if you were god (hey mod god that rhymes)

No, thems lovely people!

I'd make LBPC the only fansite evar.		2008-12-17 20:55:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

I'd do a whole lot better than the current one xD



i say we fire the current god and hold an election for a new one. i actually might add a poll for that later.		2008-12-17 20:57:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

No, thems lovely people!

I'd make LBPC the only fansite evar.

Aka: Yes

And good plan vhalt!		2008-12-17 20:58:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767

And good plan vhalt!

i made a poll with everyone who's posted and a couple of others. who do you think will win?		2008-12-17 21:04:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Vote Miffy!2008-12-17 21:10:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

Refraining....

Refraining....

Refrained. 		2008-12-17 21:12:00

Author:
Unknown User

vote for Vhalt101 and you get cake except the cake is a lie so you can have ice cream oh yeah and a perfect world but mainly ice cream2008-12-17 21:13:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Well just for lolz I voted for Bruce Almighty ALL HAIL BRUCE ALMIGHTY!2008-12-17 21:17:00

Author:
BloodFlameX
Posts: 349

I voted for the devil.

http://www.morethings.com/images/satan/south-park-Saddam-Devil.jpg

This one. 		2008-12-17 21:20:00

Author:
Unknown User

Well just for lolz I voted for Bruce Almighty ALL HAIL BRUCE ALMIGHTY!
no ice cream for you		2008-12-17 21:20:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Vote for me and i'll make a cake, cheese and biscuits, and a weekly PS3 game for everyone policy!2008-12-17 22:02:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767

Vote for me and i'll make a cake, cheese and biscuits, and a weekly PS3 game for everyone policy!

The cake is a lie!!! admit it

i'll make everyone who votes for me on the god board of directors.
also everyone who votes for me goes to heaven if you don't you'll go to hell. ( am i allowed say hell or is it considered swearing ?)		2008-12-17 22:19:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

I chose Whaaaaale, because I'd give you all Licorice, Ice cream, Eskimos, and Sunflower Seeds.


2008-12-17 23:25:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

I chose Whaaaaale, because I'd give you all Licorice, Ice cream, Eskimos, and Sunflower Seeds.





9vt9Az7KmV8

Why? 		2008-12-17 23:26:00

Author:
Unknown User

I chose Whaaaaale, because I'd give you all Licorice, Ice cream, Eskimos, and Sunflower Seeds.




vote for me and i'll make you vice-god		2008-12-17 23:28:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

9vt9Az7KmV8

Why?

Why I don't know what you are talking about!		2008-12-17 23:28:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

Wooo! You guys rock!

Keep my votes coming in!		2008-12-18 00:05:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

No me?

Oh wait... there I am, right below Bruce Almighty.

Oh good, thanks, thought you forgot about me!		2008-12-18 00:07:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

vote for vhalt101 and you'll get the best god ever.2008-12-18 00:13:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

If I were a god, I'd kill myself for the sake of the multiverse. 2008-12-18 00:17:00

Author:
Unknown User

Errr....

I do not see the point of this thread.

You cannot give someone godlike powers.

Are you guys looking for someone to worship?

That's why I'm not voting, even if it just a game, there really isn't a purpose... More like a popularity contest IMO 		2008-12-18 00:20:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

Errr....

I do not see the point of this thread.

You cannot give someone godlike powers.

Are you guys looking for someone to worship?

well it just kinda started out about things you'd do if you were god but it changed to this...... and anyway vote vhalt101		2008-12-18 00:20:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

That's why I'm not voting, even if it just a game, there really isn't a purpose... More like a popularity contest IMO

I didn't read the OP, I see the purpose of this now.

The topic: What would you do if you were a god?

I don't see the point of the voting though tbh.		2008-12-18 00:21:00

Author:
Unknown User

I didn't read the OP, I see the purpose of this now.

The topic: What would you do if you were a god?

I don't see the point of the voting though tbh.

it just went off-topic it's just some fun *shrug*		2008-12-18 00:23:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

You are in error, Mr. vhalt, The state has proven that this thread is OBSOLETE.

KWEU13PMmQg

Delusions, Mr. vhalt, Delusions!

2008-12-18 00:31:00

Author:
Unknown User

You are in error, Mr. Wordsworth, The state has proven that this thread is OBSOLETE.

KWEU13PMmQg

Delusions, Mr. Wordsworth, Delusions.

my internet connection is too slow the video won't work what is it?

i dispute the finding this thread is obsolete because an obsolete thread would have died.		2008-12-18 00:37:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

"In a future totalitarian society, Romney Wordsworth (Meredith) is a man put on trial for the crime of being obsolete. Publicly, he's a carpenter. Secretly, he is a librarian (punishable by death), and religious (also punishable by death). He is prosecuted by the chancellor (Weaver), who expresses in detail that he is not needed by society.

Eventually, Wordsworth is sentenced to die, and is given the choice of method of dying. He chooses an assassin and an undisclosed method of killing, additionally requesting that his death be broadcast live.

A camera is installed in Wordsworth's room to broadcast live to the nation, so they can see the condemned in his final hours. He summons the chancellor, who shows up at 11:15 PM. After some discussion, Wordsworth reveals that he has locked the door, and that his chosen method of death is by bomb, hidden in the room and set to go off at midnight. He intends to show the nation how a spiritual man faces death, and proceeds to read verses from his Bible, ownership of which is punishable by death. Therefore, it is his only valuable possession. He also points out that, as the events are being broadcast live, the State will risk losing face by trying to rescue a high-ranking chancellor. As the time winds down, Wordsworth?s calm acceptance of death stands in sharp contrast with the chancellor's increasing panic.

Moments before the bomb explodes, the chancellor finally begs the old man to let him go: ?In the name of God, let me out!? Wordsworth immediately obliges, but not without repeating the mention of God?which the State had "proven", through an edict, to not exist.

The chancellor bursts out of the room and down the stairs just as the bomb explodes, killing Wordsworth.

In the final scene the chancellor, now stripped of his rank, is declared obsolete for showing fear and embarrassing the state."

2008-12-18 00:39:00

Author:
Unknown User

Don't watch the video, THE VIDEO IS A LIE!2008-12-18 00:39:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

Don't watch the video, THE VIDEO IS A LIE!

the cake first now the video everything i every believed in is lies

the video sounds really good Marino.		2008-12-18 00:48:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Why are people looking into the point of the voting so much? It's not to be taken seriously at all looool.2008-12-18 01:18:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767

current god..............2008-12-18 01:24:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

I refer you all to this thread (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=t=5306)

If you want this merged with the spam thread then fine but other than that let it die the death it should have ages ago.

Cheers QuozL		2008-12-18 01:30:00

Author:
QuozL
Posts: 921


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