Archive: 24 posts

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ok its real simple, you just rap against the poster above about them, say me u could joke about my name or about my avatar or about my sig, about my grammar, personality, anything. then the poster below rates your rap and you slowly become better and better at clever rhyming. this might flop but i will give it a try. have fun! and remember kids! WALRUS!

2011-07-24 12:58:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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Why'd he say walrus? Who'd make such a fuss? 'Bout some stupid mammal, With tons of enamel. Now I want a bukkit, Can't be arsed to get one, so **** it.

2011-07-24 21:16:00 Author: abyssalassassin Posts: 717

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what?, was that swearing, that aint right. i was thinkin u were tight, but not quite. so let the lord smite thee, but first a cup o tea, i was thinkin chi but mabye lemon grass and waterlilly. WHAT. you got a problem with my rappin? my rappin's crakalackin, i got the kraken on speed dial, so u better watch your lip smackin.

2011-07-25 12:02:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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I don't give a **** that I cuss, Cos I got Jesus. Standing right next to me. Virtual historectemy, Boom, in 'yo face, Don't stop to tie your shoelace. Watch the clouds pass by, Look at the cute little butterflies. And wonder why life is so frikkin unfair, Oh well, I don't care. I'm standing on a cloud somewhere, Think I'll try and spit in your drink. BULLSYE! Got it in one. What'cha think? Is it good enough for Mr Perfect? Guess not, Worth a shot, anyways. I assure you that it's simply a phase. Absorbing the sun's rays. Just joking, I'm British, So, I'll carry on with this rap. Oh crap, Just remembered I'm an atheist, Don't matter, you got the gist. Of what I'm sayin, You're the one who'll be paying, At 4 o'clock, In the morning, When the sun is dawning, Completely pwning, On Call of Duty. You can't sleep, You're in too deep. What's the matter, Did I upset you? Gonna cry now about the fact that I beat you? Into the ground, You were lost, now you're found. Hah, euphemism, Total Wipeout. Go to bed kid, you're up way too late, Make sure to wash your hands after you -

2011-07-25 16:52:00 Author: abyssalassassin Posts: 717

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TOAST thats what i like the most, i get toast in the post from the postman who drives an icecream van coz hes an icecream man, and has a great tan, like you fried him in a pan, with cheese and parmaham. LUNCH. although i prefer brunch, but because of the credit crunch, whats that? you wanna punch. fine. SMACK. DINNER. do you fancy some pasta? SMACK** OW, im sorry i asked ya, now ur rappin like a Rasta, ur a crazy spell caster. ur queen of the rappin art, and your pretty smart. WHAT. i dont have to offend you, umm i dont no what else to do, the only other ting that rhymes with that is shoe. XD

2011-07-25 22:20:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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oh god, i just saw a guy capturing his pod, i bet he will having bugs someday thats what happens when you dont obbey anyway, i really have to say, your rap is way too big for me to spend my time and read... i know i am sounding like a jerk, but i just ate dessert, and it makes me moody and that happens too when i study! oh gosh, im getting off-topic, but first let me show you this pic, of this guy doing plancking by the moonlight OH MY, i really have to stop it, not plancking nor the night, i just have to stay concentrated, right??? 'cause this thread will die if i keep posting random stuff (like "TIE!")... oh yeah, you just cant beat the nosemomkey-meister!

2011-07-26 01:42:00 Author: nosemomkey Posts: 414

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you just watch, assassin will beat u she will nock you off your feet u, will go flyin, and come down cryin umm well im stuck coz nothing else will tie in.

2011-07-26 09:53:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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you are tied, im not thats what happens when you mess with a sackbot yes cuz thats my nem costume! a sackbot that can jump to the moon... is what im creating this afternoon, while im watching videos... made in cancun, this one is about a tree that grew by the sea... and this one is about a mouse that ate a whole house. after watching all of them, im going to turn off my LAN, becouse im going to take a nap while my sister... wears a hat xP this one looked more like a diary than part of a rap battle xD

2011-07-26 17:05:00 Author: nosemomkey Posts: 414

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im ryhming on my ps3 so i cant hit enter, so my rap is in the center, of your page, coz i cant make it go dowwnn, it stuck in the clouds like the rest of you creative types, dreaming of kytes and ladies wearing tights and evening flights to nepal, and then at the sight of a bull in a fight your back in the clouds with your head still dreamin, with all of it seemin, so real to you.. oh wait , u cant hear me, your on the happy planet with an elephant racin a shoe. me too, thats what i drew. well, me and the rest of my skillful art crew. sorry if its hard to decipher, coz i am actually typin on my ps3. XD

2011-07-27 12:40:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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well, i just found out that this thread is about to die and you go like: "why?" becouse only nerz and me are the ones who post here and abyssalassassin once come on guys, this isnt science! what i want to say is that this is really simple, come on people, rap up!

2011-07-30 12:18:00 Author: nosemomkey Posts: 414

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this is rap, and it's so crucial to my bowl! Reeses puff's in my bowl! Oh so tasty! xD

2011-07-30 14:28:00 Author: Unknown User

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Hey Monkey, I posted twice, This time, I'll roll the dice. Can't you read? Don't you even look at the news-feed; Every once in a while? One day I walked a thousand miles. But I can't be a*sed to walk a thousand more. One time I randomly walked into a door, Then switched direction and collided with a wall. Fragments of Brick, Almost as small as your d*ck. Flew all over the place, Now look at my face. Not this one, the other one, This rap game's pretty sh*te. Yeah, you heard me right, You need to chill the ***** out. Just have some fun. Drop that gun. Aimed between my eyes, You say you're gonna shoot me but that's just lies. Look, no-one needs to die, There's no morality in why. My life needs to end this way, today, What is this even about? No need to scream and shout, That this is a dream and you'll wake up in the morn', To the sound of your neighbour, mowing the lawn. I dunno, Now it's my 3rd go, Em's interrupting my flow. So I'll start again. This is a slice of reality, Condemned by most as a fantasy, Observed by those taking ecstasy, Overlooking a dynasty, Fragmented by rife anarchy, But I guess that's just simplicity. You angry, yet? Locked into an ever increasing debt. And you regret, Everything you ever did. Get rid, of your past. The sense of shame won't last. You'll find someone to blame, In your soul, a spark'll become a flame, As it burns your life down, Soon you're surroun-ded, You're consumed, In the heat of the blaze. You'll cry and say you're sorry, Like everyone does. Don't mean that the laws of physics will change to suit you. No second chance in this world, This is your last dance. To prove you can step up above the pain. Stand in the pouring rain. Until you're cleaner than you ever were before, You created this war. And you realise, that whatever you do, Nothing will ever mean anything. Doesn't mean you can't live your life to the fullest, And make the best, of what you have. I'll place a bet, That's a light comes on inside your head, when you reading this, An effect of Nuclear Fiss-ion, I'm a genius right? I'm being serious, Definitely not delirious. Wrong, total guess. Huston, we're in a bit of a mess. ***** that; it's a total SNAFU, Now, I don't care what I do, As they say, if it fits, Wear the shoe. And indeed I will, For the moment, Wait til I grow. And truly show, You how to do this properly. Grind your conceptions, Of me, Into the ground. I'm standing tall, When you see how far I rose, And how far I made you fall. You won't be. I guess that's your answer. Beat that, I just dropped words heavier than Spawn Pop Cancer. (Btw, I'm currently listening to Eminem, so that's why my lyrics are a bit morose and heartfelt. Or something like that. )

2011-07-31 00:43:00 Author: abyssalassassin Posts: 717

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HEAR IT UP FOR MMMMM CCCCCCCCCCC ASSASSINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! that was awesome! damm girl i cant compete im crushed between two slices of meat you better watch, i will try and cheat, well me and my pet parakeet. ive got the front row seat dont just throw me out into the street.

2011-07-31 11:37:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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Why you goin into caps rage? You know that obscene, When i'm the greatest freakin rapper you aint ever seen. I jump all over the tables in the clubs and bars I jump all around everywhere Until I fall and see stars. And by the way, Whats up with your name? Did you use when you were failing One of dem shoot 'em up games, WHAT!!

2011-07-31 12:41:00 Author: Hellobob5 Posts: 382

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Okay Stand Back Kids Its....my Time To Shine Just Sit Back, Relax And Watch me Rap My Ryhme. Cause I am The Best There Every Was and Will be You Live Life But you want to live life just Like me. The King....Ready To Go,all Day Dont Try To Stop me! Just Get Out My Way I Dont Care About What You Say!!! ABOUT ME! You only say it Because Your Jealous, Can't you See! SO GO HOME KIDDIE.....ITS NOT YOUR DAY GO HOME SIT DOWN AND PLAY!! WORD

2011-08-01 12:08:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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I'm sorry butter, but let me lie and kick this beat, I aint gonna leave this battle ending in defeat, I rap it heavy, I roll it steady, My names not freddy, But i know i'm ready, To trounce all over your pathetic little attempt, You should never come around this town, you will never accept, the fact. I'm gonna own you're little *** all night night, Until you're a gibbering wreck and you're singing this song. It Goes:

2011-08-01 14:03:00 Author: Hellobob5 Posts: 382

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Galileo galileo, galileo figaro!

2011-08-01 23:02:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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Hello Bob, (Gunshot noise, followed by screaming) Correction: Goodbye Bob. I'd go to your funeral, But I'm too busy giving a treat to the animal, That ripped you apart. Your neighbour called the police, But their gravestones now read Rest in Peace, Or, rather they would, but they ain't found the pieces. I'm tellin' you to get into line, As the credits roll, Your name is replaced with mine. Rap Master of LBPC - abyssalassassin, At my audacity you're gaspin'. "Cocky little sh*t", Don't give a ****, see you in a bit. 2 hidden blades, The light into darkness fades. I follow my namesake, At 5 a.m, I threw your body into the lake. Game over, Did I mention I make great raspberry pavlova? Guess I didn't, awkward, Stop looking at me like I'm a total retard. You're playing with fire, Circumstances getting dire. Broken record, Now I'm getting bored. Don't know what to say, Guess I was born this way. Will there ever be a day, Where I ain't your worst nightmare? With me all night is like a funfair, If you feelin' lucky, enter my lair. Luck and chance, Make an intense romance. Between life and death, High on crystal meth. Colours so bright they make you blind, Paths so confusing they're intertwined. You can't even meet my eyes, Distinguish between the truth and the lies. Hidden deep in my soul, It's just how I roll. I'm a dark horse, Never had any remorse. For your meaningless plight, Get the ***** outta my way or you'll take flight. I can't differentiate between right and wrong, I've never truly belonged. An individual in the throng, I'mma break you like Jumpman broke Kong. Now he's so domesticated, That he forgets why he was created. Sits on command like a *****in' Yoshi would, Monkeyboy's just misunderstood. What'd happen if he tipped the tables again, How long as he refrained? From taking his place at the top, In reality, not in photoshop. Nothing makes sense, It only takes a second to jump the fence. To the other side, Hitch a ride. On the back of success, I must confess. That I've considered the matter, A 2D shape couldn't get any flatter. Locked in a lyrical cage, Thrown into an unexpected rage. By the people who made you in to what you are, Without them you wouldn't have gotten far. In the wrong direction, Two roads at an intersection, A public election. Between your past and your future, Choose wisely, it's an adventure! Just joking, your life's a ball of sh*t, Nothing personal, I simply want you to admit. That you're born and then you die, For your whole life, workin' a nine to fi'. Nothin exceptional, I looked in the thesaurus for that one and found nothing, haha. I guess this is where it ends...

2011-08-02 00:26:00 Author: abyssalassassin Posts: 717

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Hey aby, I'll tell you a lil' something bout me, If you looked closer into my eyes you would see, I'm a mother *****ing lunatic and you're up next, I'll blow your mother *****in brains with the power of text. And i don't mean this rap to become that awesome, But i've entered the room, see my lyrics just blossom, I'm the king around here, you may not see why, But i'll take these silly little words and boom you will die, I see you're trying to this golden crown, But I say 'come on! Get off the stage, Girl you better sit down' Cuz' i'm the ultimate, The penultimate, and now you see how, I blowing up your stupid writing like BOOM BOOM POW! I see you quivering, Girl I got this rap in the bag, and then I take the *****ing loot You're body's starting to sag, And you look up and coming down is the bottom of my boot, Your nose crunches under the weight of all the leather, And I contemplate to myself if i should have ever, Done that, You're probably a nice looking lass, I'll end with that, BUT YOU AINT GONNA MESS WITH ME, NOT AFTER MY RAP! its done.....

2011-08-02 09:34:00 Author: Hellobob5 Posts: 382

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Hey Little Bobby, Its nice to see you Play this Game. But A little Advice, Yours Raps Our to much of the Same. So P*** Off Home Before you ******* With Me. Stop Saying Your the Greatest Rapper There Has Ever Been. Because Lets Be honest your just A Joke. Just A Kid Drinking His Coke. Staying At Home, Weeping In Sorrow. Everyday Waiting For Tommorow. A Life Of Pain , Crying , Sighing. All the Time...Your Brain Is Dying. So Stop this S*** , All The Lying! Leave the Rapping To The Professionals, Like Me And AB Cause Are Words And Our Minds Just Set Us Free! So Back OFF, Don't Insult Me, You Disgust Me. Don't Mess With me , Or I Will ********** Blow Your Brains out little Bobby! STAY OUT OF MY WAY

2011-08-02 10:03:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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Hey Butter, quit your whining cuz i'm only here, You better stop shaking or you'll die with fear of all the hatred and the jeolousy shown in salty tears, Now get back into your corner for a couple of years. My name aint little bobby, I'm older than you, and now i'm gonna crack your little skull in two, I'll blow you brains out my breath, that's just what I do. Even your parent's won't recognise, after i'm done with you! I'm the terminator, I snap your spine in half and feed it to the birds, Where they'll digenst it and turn into tiny turds, That'll sh*t all over your parade, and now for thirds I'M GONNA *****IN PULVERISE YOU WITH MY HARMFULL WORDS, COME ON!!

2011-08-02 12:26:00 Author: Hellobob5 Posts: 382

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Wait, What Was That,That I Just Read. Too Keep Saying These things, you Must be Out of your Head! So shut the **** Up, Why Call Me Kid. That Must Be the Most Stupid thing That You Ever Did. So Quit This Bob, Quit This Game. Because every Rap you make Is Just so lame. being Such A S***...Aint That Healthy for You. But You Know I Don't Care About You, You Mean S*** To me. But I Gotta Say, I Did Have Respect For You. Your Heart And Your Words Use To Be True. So I am Gonna End This Here And Now. Before One kills The other And Makes The Fans Go Wow. You Know We Had A Good Run. But After a while Messing With You Just Aint Fun. So This Battle Is Has Just Been Done. We Have No More Words To Be Written Or Sung. So Continue On If you Wan't To Carry On. But You Will End Up As The Loser, Not Me Failing To Become...What You Wanted To Be. So Lets Be Mature, And For Sure. The End of this battle, Is the Cure.

2011-08-02 19:56:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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I absolutely agrre, This fight is turning ugly, But don't turn around and say you've won this battle all so smugly, Because you know that aint nice, Pay the next sacriface, And let's end this war here and now. Before I get off this stage, i'm gonna take a bow.... Dude that was terrible...

2011-08-03 16:04:00 Author: Hellobob5 Posts: 382

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BOOM BOOM chika chika WAKA WAKA WOOWWW ERRRRICHICHICHICHI CHICHICHICHI POW bi bada bi bada bi bada bi BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP GRRRGRGRGRGRGRGRRRRRRRRREECHHHH CH CH CH CHA CHACHACHACHACHA BOOM. BAM and im the only one left in the room, cheeeecheeeee riggadigga riggadigga CLICK click click clickclickclick hamma hamma DOO BAM and now its just me and you, hamma hamma BASH BASH SMASH click click BAM SLAM crack crack crack SNAPPA BING BANG eeeaaaarrr BAM and now all the fans are here. lets not push this rap battle down, turn up the volume, bring the whole town. im not done, ur not done, no ones ever done. lets pump up this party, let yo drummers hit them drums.

2011-08-03 22:27:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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