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Homework excuses
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| Hello, what are the stupidest homework excuse you have heard? My friends excuse was that he had a solar powered calculator and it was a cloudy day... He got a detention because he didn't think it through, the day before was the second hottest day of the year, and my other friend ( the master at excuses) said that due to a flooded house, it got wet and soggy, on the way to school he pored water on his shirt and bag and even had a fake note that was really realistic! Now tell us about you!!! | 2011-06-14 21:54:00 Author: Squidge99  Posts: 203 |
| ive used this, a bunch of nerds stole it to make sure theirs were completely perfect | 2011-06-14 22:17:00 Author: howMUCHforBOUNTY  Posts: 623 |
I didn't do my homework because school it's summer right now and I don't want to think about homework at all.  | 2011-06-15 00:34:00 Author: Jaslow  Posts: 775 |
| I FORGOT! haha. | 2011-06-15 00:57:00 Author: dbibby88  Posts: 378 |
| My dog ate it. | 2011-06-15 05:50:00 Author: Snrm  Posts: 6419 |
| I'm sorry I haven't done my homework. I did have an excuse, but my dog ate it! | 2011-06-15 07:44:00 Author: Macnme  Posts: 1970 |
Just say I was badly sick,  lol.. HA HA HA | 2011-06-15 10:07:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| Sorry, but I have a Creators Homework Block. :/ | 2011-06-15 12:43:00 Author: nysudyrgh  Posts: 5482 |
"I'll do it later! I'm sleepy..."  LOL!! XD | 2011-06-15 12:53:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I've once used the excuse that my fish ate it. For a piece of coursework I also once said my computer crashed and I lost everything and didn't back it up, which I still feel really bad about because I got an extension and everything. I had to pretend for months that I was redoing work I'd never done in the first place, and everyone believed me. Unfortunately since then I have lost work plenty of times without backing it up and it's never been an acceptable excuse. Weird how when you lie about it, it works, but when you tell the truth it doesn't. | 2011-06-15 13:12:00 Author: Nuclearfish  Posts: 927 |
| My science teacher was playing Pendulum in his lesson last week and if I ever forget my homework then I'm going to try and convert the Pendulum song "Blood Sugar" into an excuse. God help me if I get a detention for saying this... Mr *************, I understand that you, have come today, to collect, My... Homework. Okay, ******* it, I lied, I haven't done my homework... What'cha gonna do!? | 2011-06-15 23:00:00 Author: abyssalassassin  Posts: 717 |
| -taking things apart and putting them back together again -building radio receivers -making electrical generators from radioactive isotopes in smoke alarms -designing and building short-range pulse radar from magnetron in old microwave -attaching RC components like fins to modified fireworks to control them in flight -designing and building perpetual motion machines -homework Please.  | 2011-06-18 20:20:00 Author: Ayneh  Posts: 2454 |
| Sorry, I would've brought my homework, but right before the school day started, aliens abducted me and forced me to hand them my homework or else they will clone Hitler's mustache and put it on me! | 2011-06-18 20:25:00 Author: TheUltraDeino  Posts: 1274 |
| My mum used to work as a teacher, and she told me once that the best excuse she'd ever heard was, "I left it on my uncle's helicopter." | 2011-06-18 20:40:00 Author: Plasmavore  Posts: 1913 |
| The best I heard was "My dog locked me outside" Man I dontl like that guy. I also used the this excuse for being late "The snow slowed me down" that was when it was snowy and I wasnt even outside, it was Period 4. Anyway I got away with it. I love some of these. | 2011-06-18 20:46:00 Author: craigmond  Posts: 2426 |
| I would've but I was to busy doing the homework my other teacher gave me. (Seriously, like they all coordinate a massive homework attack with each other or something? xD) | 2011-06-18 21:05:00 Author: Silverleon  Posts: 6707 |
I really have to ask how you can lie such a way ;D. If i forget to do homework, I just tell it (unless nobody asks about homeworks, we have teachers like that). And if I would lie and it would not work I would have to do 2x as much homework to next time :/. Can't take the risk  . | 2011-06-18 21:29:00 Author: Lakera-13  Posts: 85 |
| My mum used to work as a teacher, and she told me once that the best excuse she'd ever heard was, "I left it on my uncle's helicopter." lol that's badass. | 2011-06-18 21:50:00 Author: Ayneh Posts: 2454 |
| I would've but I was to busy doing the homework my other teacher gave me. (Seriously, like they all coordinate a massive homework attack with each other or something? xD) YES. That happens all the time. My best excuse was that I was in a mental hospital. I was the patient. | 2011-06-18 22:37:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| the people in my grade are such idiots, that they dont need an excuse. they just never do it. all of them are the ridiculously "popular" ones. | 2011-06-21 16:13:00 Author: Cactii  Posts: 426 |
| Most people just say they e-mailed it in and it must have not arrived. | 2011-06-21 18:30:00 Author: kirbyman62  Posts: 1893 |
| For my old German teacher he gave us home work a lot and he just glanced It over it to see a white piece of paper with writing, ( We did Homework on regular paper and got the problems from the book). So I just had a piece of paper that had a lot of random german words on it....I never got caught once It looked like this F?r meine alten deutschen Lehrer gab er uns zu Hause aus arbeiten sehr viel und er gerade sah es darüberzu einem wei?en Blatt Papier mit Schrift zu sehen, (Wir haben Hausaufgaben auf Normalpapier und bekam die Probleme aus dem Buch). So musste ich einfach ein St?ck Papier, dass eine Menge von zuf?lligen Deutsch W?rter auf ihm hatte .... Ich habe nie erwischt einmal: p | 2011-06-28 22:42:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| Well, we could discuss the reason why I didn't do my homework all day, but... have I ever told you you have the most amazing eyes I've ever seen? ...That actually never worked | 2011-07-01 13:08:00 Author: Oddmania  Posts: 1305 |
| I got one, nevah used it before though, I'm a straight A student, not a *** A student I was doing my homework when I got a papercut then I had to go to The store to get a bandaid and by then it was dinner time then I took a shower then did my other project for RLA. Went to bed, had breakfast, went to bus stop, got on bus, made it to school, had to go to bathroom, and now I'm telling you this made up excuse? OH S*** I TOLD YOU ITS A LIE DANG IT!!! | 2011-07-01 13:28:00 Author: Unknown User |
| "I did it, it's just not...... here." | 2011-07-01 21:00:00 Author: Maxi  Posts: 1176 |
| I have a rare paper allergy. Homework means killing trees, and I don't support murder. Hello. Unfortunately, I don't speak English, so I was unable to do my homework and I cannot understand you. I am trying to do my best on learning English, but right now I am just pretending. Thank you. | 2011-07-01 21:16:00 Author: JspOt  Posts: 3607 |
| I broke both my hands. That one never worked though. | 2011-07-01 23:53:00 Author: Unknown User |
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