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smart question, dumb answer

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its easy: someone gives a smart question, and someone gives a dumb answer.

ill start: whats the square root of 36?
2011-06-11 19:27:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426


it is a triangle, a big triangle...

how does a laptop's motherboard works?
2011-06-11 20:14:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


It gives birth to data, obviously.

Can you take the hypotenuse of a hippopotamus and square it to get the tail?
2011-06-11 20:22:00

Author:
GameRoom
Posts: 200


turn its tail to a square, duh

what is the most complicated way to kill a magikarp?
2011-06-11 20:39:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


you tickle it's chin.

Best way to turn on a television?
2011-06-11 21:17:00

Author:
dbibby88
Posts: 378


Get a Wes-44 and shoot the screen, western style.

How to make toast?
2011-06-11 22:54:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717


Sob it in water and whack it with a hammer.
Does anyone happen to know what color my level "Green!" might be ?
2011-06-11 23:02:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Your level is most definitely terracotta

What shape is the moon?
2011-06-12 00:49:00

Author:
dbibby88
Posts: 378


the moon is mexico-shaped

which way is up?
2011-06-12 01:10:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


Its towards the bottom of that hole over there.
Why is this typed in white again ?
2011-06-12 13:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Wait, no question?
kthen,

how do you fix a broken TV?
2011-06-12 15:59:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


You stick it in the bath.

What do guns shoot?
2011-06-12 17:20:00

Author:
dbibby88
Posts: 378


guns shoot pellets that are candy that you should eat

what would you do for a kondike bar?
2011-06-12 17:40:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


I would highlight my previous post. (hint, hint)
Why can't I enter the void ?
2011-06-12 20:20:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


you don't have enough pancakes

how do light bulbs work?
2011-06-12 21:00:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


All the Blondes working together.

Where have all the smart answers gone?
2011-06-12 21:04:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440


What are you taking about? (both answer and question)2011-06-12 21:17:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


He's talking about blondes.
Why are you going of topic again ?
2011-06-12 21:46:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because he no liky topicness..

How does the BIOS work on a Lap-Top?
2011-06-12 23:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


Bio is short for biology, that means The lap-top is having computer sex with a PC

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the woodchuck was chuck norris?
2011-06-13 01:50:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


None. Wood chucks Chuck Norris.

Where's Waldo?
2011-06-13 05:04:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757


Waldo is with his English cousin, Wally eating pies.

how does a flower grow?
2011-06-13 09:33:00

Author:
dbibby88
Posts: 378


It like comes out of the ground dude.. XD

How does the DNS system connect to the BIOS & the OS?
2011-06-13 15:18:00

Author:
Unknown User


It hangs out with them in a bar

How do you make a level in LBP?
2011-06-13 17:25:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


I go to the community moon.
Perhaps you know this 1+1= ?
2011-06-13 19:11:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I go to the community moon.
Perhaps you know this 1+1= ?

One plus one = Two Ones~

Why is the Sun hot?
2011-06-13 19:13:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261


Because its freezing on Pluto.
Why am I this awesome ?
2011-06-13 19:14:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because your mom told you so.

What is grass?
2011-06-13 22:15:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Its what grows on cheese if you leave it to go mouldy.

What do chickens lay?
2011-06-14 00:03:00

Author:
dbibby88
Posts: 378


A rock.. And stuff.. XD

How does rain not come down in a chemmey?
2011-06-14 00:40:00

Author:
Unknown User


Santa got stuck in there first.

How can a cat always land on its feet?
2011-06-14 00:57:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


It uses a jetpack

Why are we not furry like other mammals?
2011-06-14 02:29:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


Cuz God's cruel like that.

How come you can't repackage graham crackers once you open them?
2011-06-14 02:32:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Because the Graham crackers are God in disguise

Who is Charlie Sheen?
2011-06-14 02:46:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


A person that exists on planet Earth

How was tech invented? Like space on a Lap-Top, being able to have a virtual world! It's awesome! But how did it come to be?
2011-06-14 08:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


They use the portal gun to throw your data in the cyberspace dimension.
Why do I throw stuff at other moving stuff ?
2011-06-14 18:22:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


because the other moving stuff are trying to kill you

But, why are they trying to kill you?
2011-06-14 18:30:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


Because they are -20% lesser than me.
Why is this typed in white again ? and why didn't you highlight mah post with the same question ?
2011-06-14 18:33:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Better Question, why is THIS text green?

Why didn't I notice your first white text?
2011-06-14 18:34:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


Because you failed at the green text writing.
Why did you fail ?
2011-06-14 18:35:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I didn't fail.

Are you color blind?
2011-06-14 18:37:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


Yes, problem with it ?
Why am I colorblind ?
(For the guys who would actually believe me, I'm not color blind.)
2011-06-14 18:39:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because you look at colors too much.

Why?
2011-06-14 22:15:00

Author:
GameRoom
Posts: 200


Thats why.
How is it possible that the blackbox of an airplane is actually orange ?
2011-06-15 12:38:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because they spilled orange juice on it

How did all the worlds states and countries, street names, city, state, all discovered and named?
2011-06-15 12:41:00

Author:
Unknown User


The government was drunk

What happened during the Luis & Clark Expedition?
2011-06-15 16:17:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


They went to somewhere, ate a sandwich and went home again.
Where's Cryogen ?
2011-06-15 16:19:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


In ur mom.

What's the best thing to put on pancakes?
2011-06-15 17:19:00

Author:
GameRoom
Posts: 200


A plastic pancake protector. For the mosquitoes, y'know?

If I have 5 cupcakes, and I eat one of them, how many cupcakes did I have?
2011-06-15 17:24:00

Author:
Unknown User


0 I ate the rest.
Why do I get the urge to eat the pancakes ?
2011-06-15 17:44:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because you like waffles

What will happened at December, 2012?
2011-06-15 17:58:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


A grammar issue will happen in your sentence.
Why has it already happened.
2011-06-15 18:02:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because the time it is is the time after.

If you had to choose between your life and your best friend's, who would you choose?
2011-06-15 22:18:00

Author:
GameRoom
Posts: 200


neither, I'd choose the blue pill

How do you defuse a bomb?
2011-06-16 01:55:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


How do you defuse a bomb?

With another Bomb.

Why is the Sky Blue?
2011-06-16 04:35:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261


Because during Apollo 13, while on the moon, they dropped paint buckets full of blue paint.. And so...

How do Dogs have nearly 220 million smell-sensitive cells over an area about the size of a pocket handkerchief (compared to 5 million over an area the size of a postage stamp for humans)?
2011-06-16 06:54:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because they smell. BA-DUM-TISH

Why are strawberry fields forever?
2011-06-16 11:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because they were out of apricots.
Why were they out of apricots ?
2011-06-16 12:23:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


because they accidently the monkies.

why did they run out of apricots?
2011-06-16 20:21:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426


because the apricots ran away
why can a bird fly?
2011-06-16 20:44:00

Author:
aceofthorns
Posts: 288


Because birds are a type of plane.

What does A squared + B squared equal?
2011-06-16 23:16:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


A rectangle.

Who stole the cookies?
2011-06-16 23:37:00

Author:
GameRoom
Posts: 200


The cookie monster

Do you know the muffin man?
2011-06-17 03:52:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


sure do, he steals all the muffin tops from our bakery.

why won't my car start
2011-06-17 04:16:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


Because you smell funny.

Explain existential nihilism.
2011-06-17 04:28:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487


It's something

How do they spend so much time designing programs?
2011-06-17 05:54:00

Author:
Unknown User


thousand monkeys in a room will eventually come up with something

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2011-06-17 20:45:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


He bought himself two paintbrushes.
Why was I away from the forum games today ?
2011-06-17 20:48:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Dem UV rays man.

Does a set of all sets contain itself?
2011-06-17 20:49:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


No, because you were sniped by the great Nys.
Why was I away from the forum games today ?
2011-06-17 20:57:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


You were away because you were to busy plucking stray hairs from your arm pits.

which hand do you wipe your bum with?
2011-06-17 21:58:00

Author:
dbibby88
Posts: 378


The middle one (like you didn't see that one coming).

How many chucks can a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck?
2011-06-17 22:10:00

Author:
Unknown User


they chuck bears,not chucks.
what happens if you introduce the laws of physics to a chicken?
2011-06-17 22:55:00

Author:
sackboy7789
Posts: 280


his head explodes from the knowledge

why is it when I'm driving around looking for an address I turn down the radio?
2011-06-17 23:37:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


Because you hate the radio.

What do mosquitoes eat?
2011-06-18 00:38:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


FROOT.

What's the point in "user agreement" policies if most people just scroll right through them?
2011-06-18 06:55:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Because they said "Reading is fun! *points*"

How cats and dogs or any animals that have claws for that matter not have them ripped out?
2011-06-18 08:18:00

Author:
Unknown User


They do, they just grow back

How do you do a backflip?
2011-06-18 18:27:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


By putting a flip on your back

When keyboards were first invented, howcome the keys weren't in Alphabetical order?
2011-06-18 19:06:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because no one new the alphabet back then.

Whats the number between 4 and 6?
2011-06-18 19:40:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


5,687683734653873659387569387365938765
Why am I part of the LBP PSP Contest Crew ?
2011-06-18 20:50:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because you said so.

Why does the universe exist?
2011-06-18 22:29:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578


Because I'm just that awesome.

Why is it considered nudity if a girl goes topless, but not a guy?
2011-06-18 22:42:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Because girls are more shy than boys.

Why isn't my subway network working.
2011-06-18 22:46:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Because theres no signal in the subway.
Where did the avi and sig of SackGirlsRule go ?
2011-06-19 11:11:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


it was put in the shop to be overhauled

why do stop signs have 8 sides
2011-06-19 15:38:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


So they can say "stop" to 8 different people.

Whats the last letter of the alphabet?
2011-06-19 18:58:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


!
Why is this question going tochave a dumb answer ?
2011-06-20 17:57:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because you said so.

This is not a question!
2011-06-20 18:25:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


Even tho that, it still is one.
why didn't I use a capital here ?
2011-06-20 19:14:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


because you don't know the capital of Here

Why do cows moo?
2011-06-21 03:38:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


Because they are using a secret language so the humans don't find out their plans to take over the world.

What happened after the effects of lbp2?
2011-06-21 05:39:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


Your head asploded.

Why do people claim that the Chinese invented spaghetti, even though Italian pasta and Chinese rice noodles are completely different from each other, thus making them two completely separate cuisines?
2011-06-21 06:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


because bronies smell like apples.

Why do bronies smell like apples?
2011-06-23 03:35:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426


Because apples smell like bronies.

Where's Waldo?
2011-06-24 02:00:00

Author:
GameRoom
Posts: 200


Outside your door with an axe o_o;

Why do photons exhibit characteristics of both particles and waves?
2011-06-24 02:10:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454


ummmmmmmmmmmmm......sonic boom?

If santa is entering houses during night in order to give presents doesn't that count as breaking in and entering?
2011-06-24 02:22:00

Author:
wait wtf
Posts: 853


No, He gives bribespresents to the cops.
Why is it a lazy lazy summer ?
2011-06-24 21:41:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because its winter.

Why was the earth made?
2011-06-24 21:42:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426


To accompany water.
Why does a cat fly when you stick a bread with confiture on its back ?
2011-06-24 21:50:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because it just does, it's like a fact dude

How is coffee made?
2011-06-25 00:19:00

Author:
Unknown User


In China.

Does poking someone count as a form of assault?
2011-06-25 01:41:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Nope, I did it before.. Wait.. I think that was when I was on YouTube.. Anyway.. Nah, nah, nah

How do people have the courage to grab a Alligator?
2011-06-25 07:28:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because people are terminators, and alligators are cuddly.

Why is Outlaw-Jack so cool.
2011-06-25 12:51:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426


Coz he's cooler than me and I'm like 20% cooler.
Why is SackGirlsRule so awesome ?
2011-06-25 13:47:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because I'm Chloe

How is Nys more awesome than Chloe?
2011-06-26 08:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because his name is really Nysurghdah or is it Nysurgda or Nysudaghu? Oh noes! I forgetted!

Why did I forget?
2011-06-27 09:53:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426


Coz it is very hard to ... to ... snap!
Why can't I find the word ?
2011-06-27 11:39:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


becouse... BIRD IS THE WORD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

is bird actually the word?
2011-06-27 12:26:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


YES! How dare you question the word!

Why did he even ask that? (Tut, tut)
2011-06-27 12:58:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426


Coz he wasn't sure ...
Why can't I resist taunting Nerz from time to time ?
2011-06-27 20:30:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because he stole a mansion from you when you was six and now your subconscious wants repercussion.

Because the Earth moves at a very fast speed (it orbits the Sun, which orbits the Milky Way, which orbits a larger mass which, in turn, orbits a larger mass itself.) wouldn't time travel be pointless to use because the Earth would move away from you while you was in Slip-space?
2011-06-28 23:52:00

Author:
Unknown User


No, coz Taffey's time machine (Which has gone lazy ATM) would fix it all.2011-06-29 12:15:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


the answer to nothing is cheese.

whats an monkey?
2011-06-29 17:38:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426


An anymal
Why didn't you read the reason of the edit in my previous post ?
2011-06-29 17:42:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because I am a lazy man

Why is Pluto not a planet?
2011-06-29 17:44:00

Author:
Spazz
Posts: 484


Its too epic to be a regular planet.
Why is the cake a pie ?
2011-06-29 17:46:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


It's bisexual.

Seriously, is Splenda better for you than regular sugar?
2011-07-01 06:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Probably not, but I don't even know what you're talking about.
That fact makes this answer useless.
Where's mah charger ?
2011-07-01 13:58:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


in the drawer beside the sink

how do birds fly?
2011-07-01 16:25:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


With their ears.
How did you know where my charger was ? (No, really how did you know ? it was there. )
2011-07-02 12:23:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I did not doubt about it.

Where is it?
2011-07-02 20:30:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


Over there.

Why do people eat?
2011-07-08 14:29:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because they're encouraging their pets to eat LOLOL xD

Why do dogs have whiskers?
2011-07-09 00:39:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because they evolved from catfish.

Why do politics have to be so complicated?
2011-07-09 02:44:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Because the keyword is complicated

Why is it hard to go outside when it's hot?
2011-07-10 21:08:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because you will melt.
Why am I melting?
2011-07-11 19:38:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because you went outside
How was tech invented?
2011-07-11 22:50:00

Author:
Unknown User


when someone asked isnt there something else we can use besides rocks

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2011-07-12 01:49:00

Author:
wait wtf
Posts: 853


Oh it's complex.. It's called.. Complexity It involves cats and a log, there's your answer! xD

Why are Threads called Threads? Sounds like it was invented for a cat *Come kitty kitty!* xD
2011-07-12 15:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


Some 1 dimensional kid decided to call it a thread.

Why are delusional people delusional?
2011-07-12 15:43:00

Author:
Tecnoguy1
Posts: 206


Because of the spy...

Why is the universe so... eternal?
2011-07-13 04:52:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


Because an alien is watching it They're ready to come up, they've been in the middle of the earth the whole time.... (Too much Gears of War )

Why do ads annoy us?
2011-07-13 15:21:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because there are monkies and monkies are annoying! xD LOL
Why do we need to write smart questions?
2011-07-13 22:51:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


So we look smart

Why are monkeys ads?
2011-07-15 02:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because they wanted to.

Why i'm asking something but i don't really know what i'm asking for?
2011-07-15 02:13:00

Author:
Sport_dude
Posts: 622


Because you have already forget about it.

Why are no monkies In this thread?
2011-07-15 09:31:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


There is, you're a monkey!!! Mega burn!!!! LOL kidding

Why am I always drawed to any subject with "monkey" in it?
2011-07-15 22:34:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because you like monkeys. xD

Why am I a monkey?
2011-07-16 00:04:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Mostly tequitos.

What's the difference between an orange?

/sniped? a mosquito question just disappeared
2011-07-16 02:02:00

Author:
TheCountessZ
Posts: 537


I have no idea what are you talking about.

What the hell is a tequito???
2011-07-16 12:02:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


a tequito is the diminutive of a teco, a teco is a tecnological taco.

Why do americans have hard tortillas?
(here they sell soft tortillas)
2011-07-16 21:42:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


Cause we're hard like that!

Why don't sackbots exist!!!! D:
2011-07-17 01:37:00

Author:
fighterwindplus
Posts: 403


Because it's called the modern reality

Why am I so wise sometimes?
2011-07-17 05:54:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because you read that on the internet.

Why are you stalking me?
2011-07-17 10:14:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Because tha- (Smallville Green Arrow A.K.A Oliver Queen ) *Deep green arrow voice*: "That's what I do best"

Why did I just quote the Green Arrow?
2011-07-17 19:52:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because green is a nice color and arrows are awesome!

If the moon waas traveling at a speed slow enough to be stopped by my nose after driking a chocolate frapuccino, what would happen?
2011-07-18 23:36:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


You would explode

Why is Smallville so awesome?
2011-07-19 03:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


There is a lot of stuffs'n stuffs on those thing's you know...that makes me confusing, so that I'm watching this all the time and don't know whats happening...

Who are The Space Pirates? (No they aren't just Pirates, but in Space you know).
2011-07-19 09:45:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


dudes with beards that go arrr! and they pirate space and stuff.
Where is Pandora?
2011-07-19 14:27:00

Author:
jimydog000
Posts: 813


In Borderlands

Why do I have 5 Platinums?
2011-07-19 14:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because you gave them a massage.

Why are Sack people, Sack people?
2011-07-19 15:10:00

Author:
Captain_Dinosaur
Posts: 214


Because they are Sack people!

Where is my PSP!?
2011-07-19 16:46:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Dere!

Why is the world round?
2011-07-19 16:50:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578


Because it gives more space in the Space. xD

What the hell?
2011-07-19 21:43:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


I don't answer to cuss words (http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/ohai-23.jpg)

Why is my text pink? (http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/ohai-23.jpg)
2011-07-20 05:44:00

Author:
Unknown User


What the ohai!?2011-07-20 14:25:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Ohai!

How do you unfreeze a solid block of Pepsi at 3 a.m in the morning? (I used my hairdryer, mmmmm dust.)
2011-07-20 14:29:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717


You can't, just eat the Pepsi

Why am I asking a question right now?
2011-07-20 16:13:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763


Because you lost your answer.

Why am I a dinosaur in the military?
2011-07-20 16:25:00

Author:
Captain_Dinosaur
Posts: 214


Why not?

Why are you the one that answered me?
2011-07-20 17:07:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763


I didn't.
Where am I going this week?
2011-07-20 17:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


On a trip. (right?)

Where was Nys then?
2011-07-20 22:24:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


He was with me.. Joking xD

Why is Tiffany Alvold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k3Wsd7Tilw) so awesome sounding?
2011-07-21 06:03:00

Author:
Unknown User


'Cuz she looks liek Miley Cyrus. :L
(I kid, I kid.)

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
2011-07-21 09:40:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


It cries when it hits the ground

What if we took 2012 and pushed it somewhere else?

(Not that I believe in it)
2011-07-21 12:57:00

Author:
Captain_Dinosaur
Posts: 214


Then it'd change to 2012

Why does Jack think Tiffany Alvord looks like Miley Cyrus?
(@Jack: She doesn't look like Miley Cyrus )
2011-07-21 14:48:00

Author:
Unknown User


becouse, tiffany IS miley cyrus!!!!!
(OH YEAH, IM THE MASTER OF SURPRISE!)


how can i press alt+f4 and not close the page?
2011-07-26 01:54:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


Tiffany is the mother of Miley Cyrus! (Now can I get my cookie?) 2011-07-26 07:30:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


wait... how does that answers my question?
ah, whatever, my new question is, how can miley cyrus be tiffany's daughter if they dont look like each other?
2011-07-26 16:21:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


Its simple: They don't have to look like each other.

Why do we pirates always make "arrrg" :arg:?
2011-07-26 16:49:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


becouse you dont wash your teeth, so you get sore teeth
(remember kids, wash your teeth, or you'll become a pirate, just like shark1997 )

what is this world becoming?
2011-07-26 16:52:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


Well I'm a Sorcerer not a pirate. Gotha!

This world becomes headache.

What's going on?
2011-07-26 17:11:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


a fight between jesus and chuck norris... :eek:

who will win that fight?
2011-07-26 17:14:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


Well Jesus didn't ever want to fight.

When will come the end of the world (When Chuck Norris win's the fight?)?
2011-07-26 17:20:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


i think you already answered your question, but in my opinion the end of the world will come when someone gets jonas brothers to the rock n' roll hall of fame :eek:

when am i wrong? (im never wrong, BTW xD)
2011-07-26 17:24:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


You are always wrong because you answered your question already and... its a wrong answer because your wrong and... 1000 years later ...your wrong

When did I post this comment?
2011-07-26 17:31:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


i whould say... about 2 hours ago, but since im wrong you cant ask me xP

will i be wrong forever?
2011-07-26 20:12:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


No... only for 1000 years! Joke xD

Why is Kratos so brutal?
2011-07-26 21:00:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Because I trained him

Why did I train him?
2011-07-26 21:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because you wanted to scare me ............
Why do you stalking on apples?
2011-07-27 15:06:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Because you're an apple *Peaks back behind the bushes when you look behind you*

Why do I always hide behind bushes?
2011-07-28 03:52:00

Author:
Unknown User


because there bushy
WHY WILL A WRITER LITERALLY REPEAT AN EPISODE OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND COUNT IT AS A NEW EPISODE!??!?!?
2011-07-28 06:19:00

Author:
wait wtf
Posts: 853


Because it's fun

Why does Ice Cream tastes so good?
2011-07-28 21:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because It makes people fat! xD

Why do I laughing now? xD
2011-07-28 23:14:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Because I slipped

Why do I slip all the time? Maybe I'm just a clumsy girl
2011-07-29 06:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


becouse you didnt read the sign...
http://www.waterproofblonde.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/safety-sign-slippery-when-wet.jpg

who wrote the bible?
2011-07-29 14:27:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


Me!

Who's gona fall?
2011-07-29 14:45:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


the ghostbusters!
(wait, in the lyrics is who is gonna fall... right? )

how does static electricity works?
2011-07-29 22:23:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


From my hair

How are chairs made supported so they don't fall?
2011-07-30 00:11:00

Author:
Unknown User


becouse chuck norris allowed them to dont fall

why dont cartoon characters grow up?
2011-07-30 12:10:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414


because the ink used to draw them doesn't age

why are flamingos pink?
2011-07-30 13:52:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


Because they are

Why are diamonds so shiny?
2011-07-30 14:10:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because I touch them.

Why do I have no dog?
2011-07-31 08:49:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


because you are alergic to cats.

what is the name of this fourm?
2011-07-31 10:48:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336


LittleBigNetwork.
Did you guys notice that I was gone again?
2011-07-31 20:32:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Yes! I put a penny on a dogs head, and asked him.. xD

Is Nys gonna stay? <3
2011-08-01 00:13:00

Author:
Unknown User


YesYes.
Did something epic happen while I was gone?
2011-08-01 11:23:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Hmmm... no... no I think nothing special.

How was it on the trip?
2011-08-01 12:44:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Somewhere between awesome and epic.
What does a camel drink?
2011-08-01 22:20:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Brown milk xD
Why do I always slip whenever there's icy sidewalks in the winter?
2011-08-01 23:50:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because I always make all the slippery things Extra-Slippery when I pass by, by sliding over it. "Wheeeeee-"
Why do I love the winter so much?
2011-08-02 20:09:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because there are no bugs. xD

Why do you like Voids?
2011-08-02 20:12:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


I actually don't know.
Why can't I find the solution.
2011-08-02 20:14:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because you are lazy. Sorry

Why? xD
2011-08-02 21:55:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Thats why!
Y U Call me lazy?
2011-08-02 23:10:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because he woke up on the wrong side of the planet today xD
Why do I love Winter?
2011-08-03 00:51:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because its cool.

Why am I so mean all the time? Am I?
2011-08-03 10:04:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Yes you are! :kz: you make me cry. (Yes, I am kidding. )
Where can I get a I <3 forum games shirt?
2011-08-03 10:42:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


At Wal-Mart. Aisle 15 clothing section

Where can I build my own Lap-top at? xD
2011-08-03 15:37:00

Author:
Unknown User


LOLZ inc.
Why can't I come up with a decent question?
2011-08-03 16:14:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because I slipped on ice and entered us all into an altered diminsion

How do I slip on ice when it's like 34665656 degrees outside?
2011-08-04 01:11:00

Author:
Unknown User


Hey, in the alternate LULZ-Dimension, thing like that are possible.
How can we go back to the earth. (Just out of curiosity, how much oxygen have we left?)
2011-08-04 11:29:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


By the rocket randomly sitting here..
How do fireworks not kill us when it rams into our heads? xD
2011-08-04 15:55:00

Author:
Unknown User


It explodes just before it hits, leaving you with the impression but not with the damage.
Why was GLaDOS a potatoe?
2011-08-04 16:01:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because he's not an apple.

Why does Sackgirsrule laugh in every post... It's scaring me
2011-08-04 20:59:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Because she is very very mad. Why is the Internet slow sometimes?2011-08-04 21:02:00

Author:
StaticLinuxpro
Posts: 482


Coz I create levels with too much horrible gas, causing lag.
Why is Schark scared of Sackgirlsrule?
2011-08-04 21:28:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because the air is too dirty. Why is the air too dirty?2011-08-04 21:33:00

Author:
StaticLinuxpro
Posts: 482


I don't know, you're the one who came up with that.
Why can't I create ATM?
2011-08-04 21:35:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because I said so
(Lol, schark? I'm just trying to keep the mood bright )
Why does schark think I'm crazy?
2011-08-04 23:08:00

Author:
Unknown User


xD JOKE!

What to do when PSP is broken (not mine of course)?
2011-08-05 08:52:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


You steal scharks one.
What if schark steals it back?
2011-08-05 15:13:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I aim my RPK at him and get it back

What if I had a real life RPK? xD It's my favorite gun
2011-08-05 15:39:00

Author:
Unknown User


I would use a RPG gun. Has a better effect. Trust me. Tested in Uncharted 2. -_-

What if Sackgirsrule is a cat?
2011-08-05 17:14:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Then nothing , because you forgot the L.
What if Schark was a pirate, Nys was a void and Sackgirlsrule was a cat?
2011-08-05 21:56:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Well I could make a awesome sea fight with Voids in the middle of the sea and with the cat... ahem I meant Sackgirsrule on my ship............... I need some water.

What if I'am a Sorcerer?
2011-08-05 22:14:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Then you'd magic-beam your levels ready.

What if the forum games dissapeared?


Well I could make a awesome sea fight with Voids in the middle of the sea and with the cat... ahem I meant Sackgirsrule on my ship............... I need some water.

Dude, put that in your level, I'd heart it before its even made.
2011-08-05 22:19:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Dude, put that in your level, I'd heart it before its even made.
Hahah! Thats not a bad idea! xD
In the future... maybe

BTW if the forum games dissapeared I would be VERY sad . This would mean the end of the world.

What if... the cake is a lie?
2011-08-05 22:35:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Then I'll take pie instead.
What if Schark actually made that? (Or just reffered to us. )
2011-08-05 22:52:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Then the Void would close forever

What if I made alblums? If I got into a singing studio
2011-08-06 09:05:00

Author:
Unknown User


What a nice voice, how much does it costs?
Wait, what were you asking?
What if I bought Sackgirlsrule's single?
2011-08-07 20:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Than I'd give you a whole track of R.F covers, with Peanut butter jelly songs on it
What if I jump off the house and try to leap for the tree? xD
2011-08-08 01:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


!esruoc fo lartneC tenalP giB elttiL

What direction is up?

Edit: Darn it, I was sniped about 15 pages ago! I'm so random.

To SGR: You'll drift towards the sky like a balloon.
2011-08-08 01:18:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717


That way *points both ways*

Why am I on LBPC & YouTube at the same time?
2011-08-08 08:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because of the magic tabs. (Hey, I, too am on LBPC and YouTube at the same time.)
What would happen if Outlaw-Jack finished the next part of his story already? (Hint, Hint)
2011-08-08 09:07:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Then all justice will be revealed Wait what...? xD
Who invented all the internet text as "ROFL, LOL, xD =) =( :'( ^_^ :d D: O.o" ? xD
2011-08-08 17:21:00

Author:
Unknown User


Me.^^

Why is Sackgirsrule so grumpy?


[xD]
2011-08-12 23:01:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Because I'm really not

Why am I rushing to post to watch Flash Point? xD
2011-08-13 00:53:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because you like Flash Point! (I supose)

Why do trolls exist?
(Everyone has to be a troll some times)
2011-08-13 01:45:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


Because there was a magic spell, some remained trolls, some aren't

Why is this... Spelled with a "O" Instead of a "P"? It sounds like a "P"!!
http://www.hawkeye.ca/animal_control/images/opossum.jpg
2011-08-13 06:26:00

Author:
Unknown User


because it's not pronounced Possum, but Opossum. as in oh a possum. I mean. um to confuse all the little children so that they'll get bad grades on their spelling test.

dang it! why is my eye itching?
2011-08-13 06:34:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


Because of ...
"One quite detailed, boring, scientific explanation later"
Thats why.
Why does everyone say that me and Sackgirlsrule are in love?
2011-08-13 09:36:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because Sackgirsrule hugged you about 1000 times!

Why can't we get water on LBP PSP?
2011-08-13 11:35:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Your PSP can't become wet without breaking.
Why?
2011-08-13 13:53:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because I said so
Why are people still saying we're in love?
2011-08-13 14:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because they are right.

Why do you ask? xD
2011-08-13 14:06:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Out of curiosity?
Why are they right?
2011-08-13 14:09:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Because I said so! xD

Why not?
2011-08-13 14:12:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


Thats why.
Why do I take pleasure in teasing people?
2011-08-13 14:30:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482



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