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smart question, dumb answer
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its easy: someone gives a smart question, and someone gives a dumb answer. ill start: whats the square root of 36? | 2011-06-11 19:27:00 Author: Cactii ![]() Posts: 426 |
it is a triangle, a big triangle... how does a laptop's motherboard works? | 2011-06-11 20:14:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
It gives birth to data, obviously. Can you take the hypotenuse of a hippopotamus and square it to get the tail? | 2011-06-11 20:22:00 Author: GameRoom ![]() Posts: 200 |
turn its tail to a square, duh what is the most complicated way to kill a magikarp? | 2011-06-11 20:39:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
you tickle it's chin. Best way to turn on a television? | 2011-06-11 21:17:00 Author: dbibby88 ![]() Posts: 378 |
Get a Wes-44 and shoot the screen, western style. ![]() How to make toast? ![]() | 2011-06-11 22:54:00 Author: abyssalassassin ![]() Posts: 717 |
Sob it in water and whack it with a hammer. Does anyone happen to know what color my level "Green!" might be ? | 2011-06-11 23:02:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Your level is most definitely terracotta What shape is the moon? | 2011-06-12 00:49:00 Author: dbibby88 ![]() Posts: 378 |
the moon is mexico-shaped which way is up? | 2011-06-12 01:10:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
Its towards the bottom of that hole over there. Why is this typed in white again ? | 2011-06-12 13:49:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Wait, no question? kthen, how do you fix a broken TV? | 2011-06-12 15:59:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
You stick it in the bath. What do guns shoot? | 2011-06-12 17:20:00 Author: dbibby88 ![]() Posts: 378 |
guns shoot pellets that are candy that you should eat what would you do for a kondike bar? | 2011-06-12 17:40:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
I would highlight my previous post. (hint, hint) Why can't I enter the void ? | 2011-06-12 20:20:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
you don't have enough pancakes how do light bulbs work? | 2011-06-12 21:00:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
All the Blondes working together. Where have all the smart answers gone? | 2011-06-12 21:04:00 Author: Phazerz123 ![]() Posts: 440 |
What are you taking about? (both answer and question) | 2011-06-12 21:17:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
He's talking about blondes. Why are you going of topic again ? | 2011-06-12 21:46:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because he no liky topicness.. How does the BIOS work on a Lap-Top? | 2011-06-12 23:20:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Bio is short for biology, that means The lap-top is having computer sex with a PC How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the woodchuck was chuck norris? | 2011-06-13 01:50:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
None. Wood chucks Chuck Norris. Where's Waldo? | 2011-06-13 05:04:00 Author: JamesDNaux ![]() Posts: 757 |
Waldo is with his English cousin, Wally eating pies. how does a flower grow? | 2011-06-13 09:33:00 Author: dbibby88 ![]() Posts: 378 |
It like comes out of the ground dude.. ![]() How does the DNS system connect to the BIOS & the OS? | 2011-06-13 15:18:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
It hangs out with them in a bar How do you make a level in LBP? | 2011-06-13 17:25:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
I go to the community moon. Perhaps you know this 1+1= ? | 2011-06-13 19:11:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
I go to the community moon. Perhaps you know this 1+1= ? One plus one = Two Ones~ Why is the Sun hot? | 2011-06-13 19:13:00 Author: Lord-Dreamerz ![]() Posts: 4261 |
Because its freezing on Pluto. Why am I this awesome ? | 2011-06-13 19:14:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because your mom told you so. What is grass? | 2011-06-13 22:15:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
Its what grows on cheese if you leave it to go mouldy. What do chickens lay? | 2011-06-14 00:03:00 Author: dbibby88 ![]() Posts: 378 |
A rock.. And stuff.. ![]() How does rain not come down in a chemmey? | 2011-06-14 00:40:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Santa got stuck in there first. How can a cat always land on its feet? | 2011-06-14 00:57:00 Author: gdn001 ![]() Posts: 5891 |
It uses a jetpack Why are we not furry like other mammals? | 2011-06-14 02:29:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
Cuz God's cruel like that. How come you can't repackage graham crackers once you open them? | 2011-06-14 02:32:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
Because the Graham crackers are God in disguise Who is Charlie Sheen? | 2011-06-14 02:46:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
A person that exists on planet Earth ![]() How was tech invented? Like space on a Lap-Top, being able to have a virtual world! It's awesome! But how did it come to be? ![]() | 2011-06-14 08:17:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
They use the portal gun to throw your data in the cyberspace dimension. Why do I throw stuff at other moving stuff ? | 2011-06-14 18:22:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
because the other moving stuff are trying to kill you But, why are they trying to kill you? | 2011-06-14 18:30:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
Because they are -20% lesser than me. Why is this typed in white again ? and why didn't you highlight mah post with the same question ? | 2011-06-14 18:33:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Better Question, why is THIS text green? Why didn't I notice your first white text? | 2011-06-14 18:34:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
Because you failed at the green text writing. ![]() Why did you fail ? | 2011-06-14 18:35:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
I didn't fail. Are you color blind? | 2011-06-14 18:37:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
Yes, problem with it ? Why am I colorblind ? (For the guys who would actually believe me, I'm not color blind.) ![]() | 2011-06-14 18:39:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because you look at colors too much. Why? | 2011-06-14 22:15:00 Author: GameRoom ![]() Posts: 200 |
Thats why. How is it possible that the blackbox of an airplane is actually orange ? | 2011-06-15 12:38:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because they spilled orange juice on it ![]() How did all the worlds states and countries, street names, city, state, all discovered and named? | 2011-06-15 12:41:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
The government was drunk What happened during the Luis & Clark Expedition? | 2011-06-15 16:17:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
They went to somewhere, ate a sandwich and went home again. Where's Cryogen ? | 2011-06-15 16:19:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
In ur mom. What's the best thing to put on pancakes? | 2011-06-15 17:19:00 Author: GameRoom ![]() Posts: 200 |
A plastic pancake protector. For the mosquitoes, y'know? If I have 5 cupcakes, and I eat one of them, how many cupcakes did I have? | 2011-06-15 17:24:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
0 I ate the rest. ![]() Why do I get the urge to eat the pancakes ? | 2011-06-15 17:44:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because you like waffles What will happened at December, 2012? | 2011-06-15 17:58:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
A grammar issue will happen in your sentence. Why has it already happened. | 2011-06-15 18:02:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because the time it is is the time after. If you had to choose between your life and your best friend's, who would you choose? | 2011-06-15 22:18:00 Author: GameRoom ![]() Posts: 200 |
neither, I'd choose the blue pill How do you defuse a bomb? | 2011-06-16 01:55:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
How do you defuse a bomb? With another Bomb. Why is the Sky Blue? | 2011-06-16 04:35:00 Author: Lord-Dreamerz ![]() Posts: 4261 |
Because during Apollo 13, while on the moon, they dropped paint buckets full of blue paint.. And so... ![]() How do Dogs have nearly 220 million smell-sensitive cells over an area about the size of a pocket handkerchief (compared to 5 million over an area the size of a postage stamp for humans)? | 2011-06-16 06:54:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because they smell. BA-DUM-TISH Why are strawberry fields forever? | 2011-06-16 11:14:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because they were out of apricots. Why were they out of apricots ? | 2011-06-16 12:23:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
because they accidently the monkies. why did they run out of apricots? | 2011-06-16 20:21:00 Author: Cactii ![]() Posts: 426 |
because the apricots ran away why can a bird fly? | 2011-06-16 20:44:00 Author: aceofthorns ![]() Posts: 288 |
Because birds are a type of plane. What does A squared + B squared equal? | 2011-06-16 23:16:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
A rectangle. Who stole the cookies? | 2011-06-16 23:37:00 Author: GameRoom ![]() Posts: 200 |
The cookie monster Do you know the muffin man? | 2011-06-17 03:52:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
sure do, he steals all the muffin tops from our bakery. why won't my car start | 2011-06-17 04:16:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
Because you smell funny. Explain existential nihilism. | 2011-06-17 04:28:00 Author: bonner123 ![]() Posts: 1487 |
It's something ![]() How do they spend so much time designing programs? | 2011-06-17 05:54:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
thousand monkeys in a room will eventually come up with something Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? | 2011-06-17 20:45:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
He bought himself two paintbrushes. Why was I away from the forum games today ? | 2011-06-17 20:48:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Dem UV rays man. Does a set of all sets contain itself? | 2011-06-17 20:49:00 Author: Merc ![]() Posts: 2135 |
No, because you were sniped by the great Nys. ![]() Why was I away from the forum games today ? | 2011-06-17 20:57:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
You were away because you were to busy plucking stray hairs from your arm pits. which hand do you wipe your bum with? | 2011-06-17 21:58:00 Author: dbibby88 ![]() Posts: 378 |
The middle one (like you didn't see that one coming). How many chucks can a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck? | 2011-06-17 22:10:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
they chuck bears,not chucks. what happens if you introduce the laws of physics to a chicken? | 2011-06-17 22:55:00 Author: sackboy7789 ![]() Posts: 280 |
his head explodes from the knowledge why is it when I'm driving around looking for an address I turn down the radio? | 2011-06-17 23:37:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
Because you hate the radio. What do mosquitoes eat? | 2011-06-18 00:38:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
FROOT. What's the point in "user agreement" policies if most people just scroll right through them? | 2011-06-18 06:55:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
Because they said "Reading is fun! *points*" ![]() How cats and dogs or any animals that have claws for that matter not have them ripped out? ![]() | 2011-06-18 08:18:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
They do, they just grow back How do you do a backflip? | 2011-06-18 18:27:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
By putting a flip on your back ![]() When keyboards were first invented, howcome the keys weren't in Alphabetical order? | 2011-06-18 19:06:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because no one new the alphabet back then. Whats the number between 4 and 6? | 2011-06-18 19:40:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
5,687683734653873659387569387365938765 Why am I part of the LBP PSP Contest Crew ? | 2011-06-18 20:50:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because you said so. Why does the universe exist? | 2011-06-18 22:29:00 Author: Fang ![]() Posts: 578 |
Because I'm just that awesome. Why is it considered nudity if a girl goes topless, but not a guy? | 2011-06-18 22:42:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
Because girls are more shy than boys. ![]() Why isn't my subway network working. | 2011-06-18 22:46:00 Author: gdn001 ![]() Posts: 5891 |
Because theres no signal in the subway. Where did the avi and sig of SackGirlsRule go ? | 2011-06-19 11:11:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
it was put in the shop to be overhauled why do stop signs have 8 sides | 2011-06-19 15:38:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
So they can say "stop" to 8 different people. Whats the last letter of the alphabet? | 2011-06-19 18:58:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
! Why is this question going tochave a dumb answer ? | 2011-06-20 17:57:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because you said so. This is not a question! | 2011-06-20 18:25:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
Even tho that, it still is one. why didn't I use a capital here ? | 2011-06-20 19:14:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
because you don't know the capital of Here Why do cows moo? | 2011-06-21 03:38:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
Because they are using a secret language so the humans don't find out their plans to take over the world. What happened after the effects of lbp2? | 2011-06-21 05:39:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
Your head asploded. Why do people claim that the Chinese invented spaghetti, even though Italian pasta and Chinese rice noodles are completely different from each other, thus making them two completely separate cuisines? | 2011-06-21 06:35:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
because bronies smell like apples. Why do bronies smell like apples? | 2011-06-23 03:35:00 Author: Cactii ![]() Posts: 426 |
Because apples smell like bronies. Where's Waldo? | 2011-06-24 02:00:00 Author: GameRoom ![]() Posts: 200 |
Outside your door with an axe o_o; Why do photons exhibit characteristics of both particles and waves? | 2011-06-24 02:10:00 Author: Ayneh ![]() Posts: 2454 |
ummmmmmmmmmmmm......sonic boom? If santa is entering houses during night in order to give presents doesn't that count as breaking in and entering? | 2011-06-24 02:22:00 Author: wait wtf ![]() Posts: 853 |
No, He gives bribespresents to the cops. Why is it a lazy lazy summer ? | 2011-06-24 21:41:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because its winter. Why was the earth made? | 2011-06-24 21:42:00 Author: craigmond ![]() Posts: 2426 |
To accompany water. Why does a cat fly when you stick a bread with confiture on its back ? | 2011-06-24 21:50:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because it just does, it's like a fact dude ![]() How is coffee made? | 2011-06-25 00:19:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
In China. Does poking someone count as a form of assault? | 2011-06-25 01:41:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
Nope, I did it before.. Wait.. I think that was when I was on YouTube.. Anyway.. ![]() ![]() How do people have the courage to grab a Alligator? | 2011-06-25 07:28:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because people are terminators, and alligators are cuddly. Why is Outlaw-Jack so cool. | 2011-06-25 12:51:00 Author: craigmond ![]() Posts: 2426 |
Coz he's cooler than me and I'm like 20% cooler. Why is SackGirlsRule so awesome ? | 2011-06-25 13:47:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because I'm Chloe ![]() How is Nys more awesome than Chloe? ![]() | 2011-06-26 08:02:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because his name is really Nysurghdah or is it Nysurgda or Nysudaghu? Oh noes! I forgetted! Why did I forget? | 2011-06-27 09:53:00 Author: craigmond ![]() Posts: 2426 |
Coz it is very hard to ... to ... snap! Why can't I find the word ? | 2011-06-27 11:39:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
becouse... BIRD IS THE WORD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184 is bird actually the word? | 2011-06-27 12:26:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
YES! How dare you question the word! Why did he even ask that? (Tut, tut) | 2011-06-27 12:58:00 Author: craigmond ![]() Posts: 2426 |
Coz he wasn't sure ... Why can't I resist taunting Nerz from time to time ? ![]() | 2011-06-27 20:30:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because he stole a mansion from you when you was six and now your subconscious wants repercussion. Because the Earth moves at a very fast speed (it orbits the Sun, which orbits the Milky Way, which orbits a larger mass which, in turn, orbits a larger mass itself.) wouldn't time travel be pointless to use because the Earth would move away from you while you was in Slip-space? | 2011-06-28 23:52:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
No, coz Taffey's time machine (Which has gone lazy ATM) would fix it all. | 2011-06-29 12:15:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
the answer to nothing is cheese. whats an monkey? | 2011-06-29 17:38:00 Author: Cactii ![]() Posts: 426 |
An anymal Why didn't you read the reason of the edit in my previous post ? | 2011-06-29 17:42:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because I am a lazy man Why is Pluto not a planet? | 2011-06-29 17:44:00 Author: Spazz ![]() Posts: 484 |
Its too epic to be a regular planet. Why is the cake a pie ? | 2011-06-29 17:46:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
It's bisexual. Seriously, is Splenda better for you than regular sugar? | 2011-07-01 06:34:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
Probably not, but I don't even know what you're talking about. That fact makes this answer useless. Where's mah charger ? | 2011-07-01 13:58:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
in the drawer beside the sink how do birds fly? | 2011-07-01 16:25:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
With their ears. How did you know where my charger was ? (No, really how did you know ? it was there. ![]() | 2011-07-02 12:23:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
I did not doubt about it. Where is it? | 2011-07-02 20:30:00 Author: ALEXhatena ![]() Posts: 1110 |
Over there. Why do people eat? | 2011-07-08 14:29:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because they're encouraging their pets to eat ![]() Why do dogs have whiskers? | 2011-07-09 00:39:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because they evolved from catfish. Why do politics have to be so complicated? | 2011-07-09 02:44:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
Because the keyword is complicated ![]() Why is it hard to go outside when it's hot? ![]() | 2011-07-10 21:08:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because you will melt. Why am I melting? | 2011-07-11 19:38:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because you went outside ![]() How was tech invented? | 2011-07-11 22:50:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
when someone asked isnt there something else we can use besides rocks what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? | 2011-07-12 01:49:00 Author: wait wtf ![]() Posts: 853 |
Oh it's complex.. It's called.. Complexity ![]() ![]() Why are Threads called Threads? ![]() ![]() | 2011-07-12 15:38:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Some 1 dimensional kid decided to call it a thread. Why are delusional people delusional? | 2011-07-12 15:43:00 Author: Tecnoguy1 ![]() Posts: 206 |
Because of the spy... Why is the universe so... eternal? | 2011-07-13 04:52:00 Author: ALEXhatena ![]() Posts: 1110 |
Because an alien is watching it ![]() ![]() Why do ads annoy us? | 2011-07-13 15:21:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because there are monkies and monkies are annoying! xD LOL Why do we need to write smart questions? | 2011-07-13 22:51:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
So we look smart ![]() Why are monkeys ads? ![]() | 2011-07-15 02:09:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because they wanted to. Why i'm asking something but i don't really know what i'm asking for? | 2011-07-15 02:13:00 Author: Sport_dude ![]() Posts: 622 |
Because you have already forget about it. Why are no monkies In this thread? ![]() | 2011-07-15 09:31:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
There is, you're a monkey!!! Mega burn!!!! ![]() ![]() Why am I always drawed to any subject with "monkey" in it? ![]() | 2011-07-15 22:34:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because you like monkeys. xD Why am I a monkey? ![]() | 2011-07-16 00:04:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Mostly tequitos. What's the difference between an orange? /sniped? a mosquito question just disappeared | 2011-07-16 02:02:00 Author: TheCountessZ ![]() Posts: 537 |
I have no idea what are you talking about. What the hell is a tequito??? ![]() | 2011-07-16 12:02:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
a tequito is the diminutive of a teco, a teco is a tecnological taco. Why do americans have hard tortillas? (here they sell soft tortillas) | 2011-07-16 21:42:00 Author: ALEXhatena ![]() Posts: 1110 |
Cause we're hard like that! ![]() Why don't sackbots exist!!!! D: | 2011-07-17 01:37:00 Author: fighterwindplus ![]() Posts: 403 |
Because it's called the modern reality ![]() Why am I so wise sometimes? ![]() | 2011-07-17 05:54:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because you read that on the internet. Why are you stalking me? ![]() | 2011-07-17 10:14:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Because tha- (Smallville Green Arrow A.K.A Oliver Queen ![]() ![]() Why did I just quote the Green Arrow? ![]() | 2011-07-17 19:52:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because green is a nice color and arrows are awesome! If the moon waas traveling at a speed slow enough to be stopped by my nose after driking a chocolate frapuccino, what would happen? | 2011-07-18 23:36:00 Author: ALEXhatena ![]() Posts: 1110 |
You would explode ![]() Why is Smallville so awesome? ![]() | 2011-07-19 03:46:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
There is a lot of stuffs'n stuffs on those thing's you know...that makes me confusing, so that I'm watching this all the time and don't know whats happening... Who are The Space Pirates? (No they aren't just Pirates, but in Space you know). ![]() | 2011-07-19 09:45:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
dudes with beards that go arrr! and they pirate space and stuff. Where is Pandora? | 2011-07-19 14:27:00 Author: jimydog000 ![]() Posts: 813 |
In Borderlands ![]() Why do I have 5 Platinums? ![]() | 2011-07-19 14:57:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because you gave them a massage. Why are Sack people, Sack people? | 2011-07-19 15:10:00 Author: Captain_Dinosaur ![]() Posts: 214 |
Because they are Sack people! ![]() Where is my PSP!? | 2011-07-19 16:46:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Dere! Why is the world round? | 2011-07-19 16:50:00 Author: Fang ![]() Posts: 578 |
Because it gives more space in the Space. xD What the hell? | 2011-07-19 21:43:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
I don't answer to cuss words (http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/ohai-23.jpg) ![]() Why is my text pink? (http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/ohai-23.jpg) | 2011-07-20 05:44:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
What the ohai!? | 2011-07-20 14:25:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Ohai! ![]() How do you unfreeze a solid block of Pepsi at 3 a.m in the morning? ![]() ![]() | 2011-07-20 14:29:00 Author: abyssalassassin ![]() Posts: 717 |
You can't, just eat the Pepsi Why am I asking a question right now? | 2011-07-20 16:13:00 Author: Tomeh999 ![]() Posts: 763 |
Because you lost your answer. Why am I a dinosaur in the military? | 2011-07-20 16:25:00 Author: Captain_Dinosaur ![]() Posts: 214 |
Why not? Why are you the one that answered me? | 2011-07-20 17:07:00 Author: Tomeh999 ![]() Posts: 763 |
I didn't. Where am I going this week? | 2011-07-20 17:49:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
On a trip. (right?) Where was Nys then? ![]() | 2011-07-20 22:24:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
He was with me.. ![]() ![]() Why is Tiffany Alvold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k3Wsd7Tilw) so awesome sounding? ![]() | 2011-07-21 06:03:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
'Cuz she looks liek Miley Cyrus. :L (I kid, I kid.) If a tree falls in a forest, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? | 2011-07-21 09:40:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack ![]() Posts: 5757 |
It cries when it hits the ground What if we took 2012 and pushed it somewhere else? (Not that I believe in it) | 2011-07-21 12:57:00 Author: Captain_Dinosaur ![]() Posts: 214 |
Then it'd change to 2012 ![]() Why does Jack think Tiffany Alvord looks like Miley Cyrus? ![]() (@Jack: She doesn't look like Miley Cyrus ![]() | 2011-07-21 14:48:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
becouse, tiffany IS miley cyrus!!!!! (OH YEAH, IM THE MASTER OF SURPRISE!) ![]() how can i press alt+f4 and not close the page? | 2011-07-26 01:54:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
Tiffany is the mother of Miley Cyrus! (Now can I get my cookie?) ![]() | 2011-07-26 07:30:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
wait... how does that answers my question? ![]() ah, whatever, my new question is, how can miley cyrus be tiffany's daughter if they dont look like each other? | 2011-07-26 16:21:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
Its simple: They don't have to look like each other. ![]() Why do we pirates always make "arrrg" :arg:? | 2011-07-26 16:49:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
becouse you dont wash your teeth, so you get sore teeth (remember kids, wash your teeth, or you'll become a pirate, just like shark1997 ![]() what is this world becoming? | 2011-07-26 16:52:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
Well I'm a Sorcerer not a pirate. Gotha! ![]() This world becomes headache. What's going on? ![]() | 2011-07-26 17:11:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
a fight between jesus and chuck norris... :eek: who will win that fight? ![]() | 2011-07-26 17:14:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
Well Jesus didn't ever want to fight. When will come the end of the world (When Chuck Norris win's the fight?)? ![]() | 2011-07-26 17:20:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
i think you already answered your question, but in my opinion the end of the world will come when someone gets jonas brothers to the rock n' roll hall of fame :eek: when am i wrong? (im never wrong, BTW xD) | 2011-07-26 17:24:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
You are always wrong because you answered your question already and... its a wrong answer because your wrong and... 1000 years later ...your wrong ![]() When did I post this comment? ![]() | 2011-07-26 17:31:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
i whould say... about 2 hours ago, but since im wrong you cant ask me xP will i be wrong forever? ![]() | 2011-07-26 20:12:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
No... only for 1000 years! Joke xD Why is Kratos so brutal? ![]() | 2011-07-26 21:00:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Because I trained him ![]() Why did I train him? ![]() | 2011-07-26 21:38:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because you wanted to scare me ![]() ![]() Why do you stalking on apples? | 2011-07-27 15:06:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Because you're an apple ![]() ![]() Why do I always hide behind bushes? ![]() | 2011-07-28 03:52:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
because there bushy WHY WILL A WRITER LITERALLY REPEAT AN EPISODE OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND COUNT IT AS A NEW EPISODE!??!?!? | 2011-07-28 06:19:00 Author: wait wtf ![]() Posts: 853 |
Because it's fun ![]() Why does Ice Cream tastes so good? | 2011-07-28 21:47:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because It makes people fat! xD Why do I laughing now? xD | 2011-07-28 23:14:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Because I slipped ![]() Why do I slip all the time? Maybe I'm just a clumsy girl ![]() | 2011-07-29 06:12:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
becouse you didnt read the sign... ![]() http://www.waterproofblonde.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/safety-sign-slippery-when-wet.jpg who wrote the bible? | 2011-07-29 14:27:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
Me! Who's gona fall? | 2011-07-29 14:45:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
the ghostbusters! (wait, in the lyrics is who is gonna fall... right? ![]() how does static electricity works? | 2011-07-29 22:23:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
From my hair ![]() How are chairs made supported so they don't fall? ![]() | 2011-07-30 00:11:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
becouse chuck norris allowed them to dont fall ![]() why dont cartoon characters grow up? | 2011-07-30 12:10:00 Author: nosemomkey ![]() Posts: 414 |
because the ink used to draw them doesn't age why are flamingos pink? | 2011-07-30 13:52:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
Because they are ![]() Why are diamonds so shiny? ![]() | 2011-07-30 14:10:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because I touch them. Why do I have no dog? | 2011-07-31 08:49:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
because you are alergic to cats. what is the name of this fourm? | 2011-07-31 10:48:00 Author: WESFUN ![]() Posts: 1336 |
LittleBigNetwork. Did you guys notice that I was gone again? | 2011-07-31 20:32:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Yes! I put a penny on a dogs head, and asked him.. ![]() Is Nys gonna stay? <3 | 2011-08-01 00:13:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
YesYes. ![]() Did something epic happen while I was gone? | 2011-08-01 11:23:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Hmmm... no... no I think nothing special. How was it on the trip? ![]() | 2011-08-01 12:44:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Somewhere between awesome and epic. What does a camel drink? | 2011-08-01 22:20:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Brown milk xD Why do I always slip whenever there's icy sidewalks in the winter? ![]() | 2011-08-01 23:50:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because I always make all the slippery things Extra-Slippery when I pass by, by sliding over it. "Wheeeeee-" Why do I love the winter so much? | 2011-08-02 20:09:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because there are no bugs. xD Why do you like Voids? | 2011-08-02 20:12:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
I actually don't know. Why can't I find the solution. | 2011-08-02 20:14:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because you are lazy. Sorry Why? xD | 2011-08-02 21:55:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Thats why! Y U Call me lazy? | 2011-08-02 23:10:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because he woke up on the wrong side of the planet today xD Why do I love Winter? | 2011-08-03 00:51:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because its cool. Why am I so mean all the time? Am I? ![]() | 2011-08-03 10:04:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Yes you are! :kz: you make me cry. ![]() ![]() Where can I get a I <3 forum games shirt? | 2011-08-03 10:42:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
At Wal-Mart. Aisle 15 clothing section ![]() Where can I build my own Lap-top at? xD | 2011-08-03 15:37:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
LOLZ inc. ![]() Why can't I come up with a decent question? | 2011-08-03 16:14:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because I slipped on ice and entered us all into an altered diminsion ![]() How do I slip on ice when it's like 34665656 degrees outside? ![]() | 2011-08-04 01:11:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Hey, in the alternate LULZ-Dimension, thing like that are possible. How can we go back to the earth. (Just out of curiosity, how much oxygen have we left?) | 2011-08-04 11:29:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
By the rocket randomly sitting here.. ![]() How do fireworks not kill us when it rams into our heads? xD | 2011-08-04 15:55:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
It explodes just before it hits, leaving you with the impression but not with the damage. Why was GLaDOS a potatoe? | 2011-08-04 16:01:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because he's not an apple. Why does Sackgirsrule laugh in every post... It's scaring me ![]() | 2011-08-04 20:59:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Because she is very very mad. Why is the Internet slow sometimes? | 2011-08-04 21:02:00 Author: StaticLinuxpro ![]() Posts: 482 |
Coz I create levels with too much horrible gas, causing lag. Why is Schark scared of Sackgirlsrule? | 2011-08-04 21:28:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because the air is too dirty. Why is the air too dirty? | 2011-08-04 21:33:00 Author: StaticLinuxpro ![]() Posts: 482 |
I don't know, you're the one who came up with that. Why can't I create ATM? | 2011-08-04 21:35:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because I said so ![]() (Lol, schark? I'm just trying to keep the mood bright ![]() Why does schark think I'm crazy? ![]() | 2011-08-04 23:08:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
xD JOKE! What to do when PSP is broken (not mine of course)? ![]() | 2011-08-05 08:52:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
You steal scharks one. ![]() What if schark steals it back? | 2011-08-05 15:13:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
I aim my RPK at him and get it back ![]() What if I had a real life RPK? xD It's my favorite gun ![]() | 2011-08-05 15:39:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I would use a RPG gun. Has a better effect. Trust me. Tested in Uncharted 2. -_- What if Sackgirsrule is a cat? ![]() | 2011-08-05 17:14:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Then nothing , because you forgot the L. ![]() What if Schark was a pirate, Nys was a void and Sackgirlsrule was a cat? | 2011-08-05 21:56:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Well I could make a awesome sea fight with Voids in the middle of the sea and with the cat... ahem I meant Sackgirsrule on my ship............... I need some water. What if I'am a Sorcerer? ![]() | 2011-08-05 22:14:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Then you'd magic-beam your levels ready. What if the forum games dissapeared? ![]() Well I could make a awesome sea fight with Voids in the middle of the sea and with the cat... ahem I meant Sackgirsrule on my ship............... I need some water. Dude, put that in your level, I'd heart it before its even made. ![]() | 2011-08-05 22:19:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Dude, put that in your level, I'd heart it before its even made. ![]() Hahah! Thats not a bad idea! xD In the future... maybe ![]() BTW if the forum games dissapeared I would be VERY sad ![]() What if... the cake is a lie? | 2011-08-05 22:35:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Then I'll take pie instead. ![]() What if Schark actually made that? (Or just reffered to us. ![]() | 2011-08-05 22:52:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Then the Void would close forever ![]() What if I made alblums? If I got into a singing studio ![]() | 2011-08-06 09:05:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
What a nice voice, how much does it costs? Wait, what were you asking? ![]() What if I bought Sackgirlsrule's single? | 2011-08-07 20:49:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Than I'd give you a whole track of R.F covers, with Peanut butter jelly songs on it ![]() What if I jump off the house and try to leap for the tree? xD | 2011-08-08 01:12:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
!esruoc fo lartneC tenalP giB elttiL What direction is up? Edit: Darn it, I was sniped about 15 pages ago! ![]() ![]() To SGR: You'll drift towards the sky like a balloon. ![]() | 2011-08-08 01:18:00 Author: abyssalassassin ![]() Posts: 717 |
That way *points both ways* ![]() Why am I on LBPC & YouTube at the same time? ![]() | 2011-08-08 08:04:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because of the magic tabs. (Hey, I, too am on LBPC and YouTube at the same time.) What would happen if Outlaw-Jack finished the next part of his story already? (Hint, Hint) | 2011-08-08 09:07:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Then all justice will be revealed ![]() Who invented all the internet text as "ROFL, LOL, xD ![]() ![]() ![]() | 2011-08-08 17:21:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Me.^^ Why is Sackgirsrule so grumpy? ![]() [xD] | 2011-08-12 23:01:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Because I'm really not ![]() Why am I rushing to post to watch Flash Point? xD | 2011-08-13 00:53:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because you like Flash Point! (I supose) Why do trolls exist? (Everyone has to be a troll some times) | 2011-08-13 01:45:00 Author: ALEXhatena ![]() Posts: 1110 |
Because there was a magic spell, some remained trolls, some aren't ![]() Why is this... Spelled with a "O" Instead of a "P"? It sounds like a "P"!! ![]() http://www.hawkeye.ca/animal_control/images/opossum.jpg | 2011-08-13 06:26:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
because it's not pronounced Possum, but Opossum. as in oh a possum. I mean. um to confuse all the little children so that they'll get bad grades on their spelling test. dang it! why is my eye itching? | 2011-08-13 06:34:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
Because of ... "One quite detailed, boring, scientific explanation later" Thats why. ![]() Why does everyone say that me and Sackgirlsrule are in love? | 2011-08-13 09:36:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because Sackgirsrule hugged you about 1000 times! ![]() Why can't we get water on LBP PSP? ![]() | 2011-08-13 11:35:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Your PSP can't become wet without breaking. ![]() Why? | 2011-08-13 13:53:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because I said so ![]() Why are people still saying we're in love? ![]() | 2011-08-13 14:04:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Because they are right. ![]() Why do you ask? xD | 2011-08-13 14:06:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Out of curiosity? Why are they right? | 2011-08-13 14:09:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
Because I said so! xD Why not? | 2011-08-13 14:12:00 Author: Schark94 ![]() Posts: 3378 |
Thats why. ![]() Why do I take pleasure in teasing people? | 2011-08-13 14:30:00 Author: nysudyrgh ![]() Posts: 5482 |
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