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Outlaw Jack stood at the edge of the Grand Canyon, six-shooter slung from his side while his horse rode up on its hind legs in front of the setting sun. He pulled out a box of matches and effortlessly lit one using his stubble, and brought a hand-rolled cigarette to his dry lips when he heard the sound of boots in the dirt behind him. Outlaw Jack wheeled around drawing his revolver. "You?!" "Whoa there buddy, don't be doin' anything hasty" it was Ungreth, a wisecracking New York detective stood hunched in his trenchcoat and hat chewing a cocktail stick. Outlaw Jack stood his ground "I don't like not being able to see your eyes, lift up the rim of your hat, gramps." Ungreth slowly complied, raising a hand to the rim of his hat, gripping it between his index and middle fingers. "Now-" began Jack, but before he could finish Ungreth flicked his hat towards Jack, obscuring his vision long enough to draw his pistol. "Looks like we got ourselves a bit of a situation 'ere" said Ungreth, as they both glared at each other down the barrel of their guns. If all this tension wasn't enough Rhys125 and OmegaSlayer, dressed as Jimi Hendrix and Slash, began wailing on their guitars in the background. "I ain't going back!" Outlaw Jack shouted. "Oh, who said anything about arresting you?" smirked Ungreth. Just as Ungreth began to pull the trigger a silvery flash whipped across both his and Jack's eyes. The next thing they knew their guns had gone from their hands. "WHAT THE-" they both looked around, dazed, their eyes came to rest on a lone figure standing on top of a rock like a total ba******* a few paces away. Ungreth's cocktail stick fell from his mouth. "Who are you?!" they both murmured. "Me?" the mysterious figure spoke, cloaked in purple "I'm rtm223, the grandmaster of Winch Dojo, I'm a go********ed Winch Ninja" holding the chain that had unarmed Ungreth and Jack between his gloved hands. "Aren't you that guy with the codes?" asked Ungreth. "****IT NO I NEVER HAD ANY BETA CODES." "W-winch Ninja?" whimpered Outlaw Jack. "YOU FAIL TO COMPREHEND THE POWR OF WINCHES" rtm223 began, then after a few awkward seconds he said "anyway, neither of these guns are real" observing the plastic orange tip on both "it looks like my presence here wasn't necessary, however the reason I came was to charge you both with a mission" and he disappeared in a puff of smoke with a weird ghostly sound and a lone strip of paper fell from where he once stood to Ungreth's and Jack's feet. They both stood together to read the strip of paper and in an untidy scrawl it simply said YOU'RE GOING TO THE MOON. Jack and Ungreth looked at each other "the moon?" but soon they heard a low rumbling sound. Looking up, they saw a spaceship descending from the skies. After it had landed in front of them a person hopped out wearing a spacesuit but with a crown instead of a space helmet, which was a bit weird. "Hey guys!" said a friendly voice, it was comphermc ready to take them to the moon. After Outlaw Jack and Ungreth landed on the moon they were led by comphermc to a strange blue dome in one of the moon's craters. "Heh, don't worry about there being no air" said comphermc "I emitted it in the foreground layers earlier." comphermc hovered in front of the door to the dome and opened the operated the dome's lockbox. "Well, there are only 4 people allowed in one of these at a time" he said "that means I can't join you unfortunately, good luck!" With that Outlaw Jack and Ungreth were left alone on the moon inside a huge dome. They both began to plod along and SUDDENLY a huge mecha appeared in front of them, the blue light from its thrusters nearly blinding Ungreth and Jack as it pointed an oversized cannon at them. "ZETTTTAAAAAA BEEAAMMMMMUUU!!!!!!!!!!!" a wild voice yelled over the mecha's speakers, it could only be gevurah22. Just before Ungreth and Jack were vaporised by gevurah's beam cannon another mecha appeared, throwing itself between gevurah22's cannon and the weary, confused travellers. It was Gilgamesh piloting his own huge robot, and he easily absorbed the fury of gevurah22's beam attack. Afterwards Gilgamesh opened the hatch to his mecha and motioned for gevurah22 to do the same. They both jumped down to meet Outlaw Jack and Ungreth who were by now at their wits' end. Gilgamesh stood decked out in red space cadet armour while gevurah22 had huge sideburns and a tuft of untamed chest hair poked out of his red space cadet jumpsuit. "Well, I suppose you want to know why we, or should I say they, brought you here" said Gilgamesh. Jack and Ungreth both looked at each other and wondered what they did to deserve this.

2011-06-01 23:34:00 Author: Ayneh Posts: 2454

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In Artwork and Creativity there is a section called "creative writing." You should try it Good job, can I be in?

2011-06-01 23:41:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Creative Writing (http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?71-Creative-Writing) Lol nice story, I think Jack will have a good laugh Oh, and Jsp: We don't have to be sarcastic now do we?

2011-06-01 23:46:00 Author: Unknown User

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O_o... I don't wanna sound rude or anything, buuut... what did I do to deserve this? ;_; (I kid, I kid. ) I think it's a really funny (albeit bizzare) LBPC-themed read, and definitely grabs my attention. I can only imagine what'll happen next...

2011-06-02 05:07:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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This reminds me of the old old days of LBPC, with that LBPC based story. I forget who wrote it. RockSauron would know.

2011-06-02 05:27:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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This reminds me of the old old days of LBPC, with that LBPC based story. I forget who wrote it. RockSauron would know. You mean the one I wrote or the one Forsaken wrote? Or rather the ones I wrote. Since I wrote two. I liked mine. /cough Anyway, it was ok, I guess, but since I am apparently just a rock that rtm is sitting on, I can't get too exicted :/ :kz:

2011-06-02 20:23:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Lol, anyway I could get a part in the story? I could be the old west reporter for the news papers revealing baddies

2011-06-02 20:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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Oh and I could be, im gonna say handsome knight? I kid but this is a good story. Outlaw-Jack kills Ungreth next with his awesomeness.

2011-06-02 21:08:00 Author: craigmond Posts: 2426

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Moved this to the creative writing section - very fun story so far. (love the details about members you included). Keep up the good work!

2011-06-02 21:15:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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that was pretty cool, I like.

2011-06-02 21:16:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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You mean the one I wrote or the one Forsaken wrote? Or rather the ones I wrote. Since I wrote two. I liked mine. /cough Anyway, it was ok, I guess, but since I am apparently just a rock that rtm is sitting on, I can't get too exicted :/ :kz: Ah! I had a feeling it was Forsaken. Just didn't want to make a mistake. Yes those. Those were awesome. Good times Rock, good times.

2011-06-03 09:44:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Awesomely Done and Can I Be In it....Please.......Every Story Needs People Slipping On Butter

2011-06-04 18:15:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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Ah! I had a feeling it was Forsaken. Just didn't want to make a mistake. Yes those. Those were awesome. Good times Rock, good times. But my stories were cooler, right D: hm... Maybe I should make a new one...

2011-06-04 18:24:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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But my stories were cooler, right D: hm... Maybe I should make a new one... DO ET. DO ET NAO. :kz:

2011-06-04 18:36:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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haha this story is really good, keep it going!

2011-06-10 15:32:00 Author: >er. Posts: 785

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Lol I wanna be the awesome Reporter!! That reports Outlaws and writes about it!!

2011-06-14 08:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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WHAT I thought this got deleted but... it was moved to this forum? :o I don't even know where to take the story lol

2011-07-06 22:46:00 Author: Ayneh Posts: 2454

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