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Chapter III is finally here. I apologize for taking so long. I got...Side tracked. I just hope I didn't lose my "skills" after those few months... For those who don't know, this is a comedic forum story, based off the site and its members. Who knows? Even you might be in this story. But I ask you NOT to ask to be in the story. Chances are I know you exist, but I forgot to add you in the story. So a simple post in this thread will do just fine to remind me of you. Just a reminder: When we last left the Courtroom, Clank had given his side his side of the story, and Darth Spartan had interrogated him. For those new to the story, here's the links to Chapter I and II. (And those who read them before can read them again if they need a reminder) Chapter I: https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=t=2777 Chapter II:https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=t=2889 Enjoy. Again, this isn't that long. Note: This is in no way a method to make fun of people. It's a comedic forum story, just for fun. P.S: You might have to read this chapter slowly. It has quick lines and comebacks, and you might miss some parts of it if you don't. ---------------------- Chapter III: Worth A Thousand Words Maltay: Alright Mark, you're up. Mark D Stroyer: Understood. Mark D. Stroyer got up from his seat. He was wearing a big top hat, a black coat, and a monocle. He was also holding a cane. Maltay: ?What's with the Mr. Monopoly outfit? Mark: What outfit? This is what I usually wear! Anyway let's get started. He takes off his monocle, cleans it and puts it back. Mark: GuyWithNoEyes, what could you say happened that day? ClankXIII: Wait, shouldn't you ask me things? I am a witness! Mark: Nah, I like doing things my way. I'm awesome like that. Anyway, answer my question GWNE. GuyWithNoEyes: Well, I really don't remember anything. It?It just happened so fast. I was sleeping before the incident; and I just remember hearing random yells after that? Mark: Do you remember any of the things you might've heard? GuyWithNoEyes: "You'll pay for what you've done!"; "Why did you leave me?!" ;"I missed you!"? Stix: Sounds like Scythe to me?He?s such an Issue Box. Creative: Sounds more like a movie to me. supersickie: Clank, is it possible GWNE could've heard the movie you were watching? Clank: Well?.Possibly. We did hook up the TV to a giant stereo I built. Creative: So much for more evidence. DrunkMiffy entered the room, his hair and head all wet. Maltay:?What happened to you Miffy? Miffy: Err?Plumbing problems. You don't want to know. Mark: Well now, Clank, seeing as you're still here. Tell us one more thing. With everything that happened that day, GuyWithNoEyes' incident, Whaaaale killing the mudkips, Reshin going insane and jumping outside?..Wait, I forgot what I wanted to say. Everyone: ?. Mark: You may go back to your seat now. I'm going back too, I have to finish this game of Call of Duty?I mean Lawyer stuff. Maltay: Alright, Reshin, it's your turn to come up. As Reshin got up, he instantly fell flat on his face. Some of the members helped him up, and walked him to the witness' chair. Miffy: Wait, before we start, what happened to bbroman?! Maltay: He's been...demoted *grins* -----Meanwhile----- Guitarrassdeamor: Zomg! Hahaha! I pwn everyone here! Stuff: lolz hi guyz! LittleBig Midget: I?m awesome! Obey my orders! Bbroman: Why me.?WHY ME?! ------Back to normal life----- Maltay: So Reshin, tell us what saw that day. Reshin: Well? It was a day like any other day. LittleBigMidget was being his normal annoying self; Rocksauron was acting evil; And Stix was being a drama queen? ----Back to That day----- Stix: Kiss my feet! Code: What?! Stix: C?mon do it. You know you want to. Code: Do you want me to hurt you? Stix: Or kiss my hand if you don't like feet. Code: ?.*Infracts* Reshin: Will you two stop it? It's bad enough I was instructed by lbp to look out for you two. Marino: Lies. Why would lbp tell you to take care of us when he has mods? Reshin: It's because I?m amazing like that. LittleBigMe: Alright guys, my pancakes finished! (Omgz rep me plz) RockSauron: Are they?. EVIL pancakes? LittleBigMe:?What? QuozL: Why, back in my day we didn?t make any pancakes. We just ate cakes. Or pans. That?s probably why half my teeth are broken. dorien: Ahhh, there?s nothing better than a good brain teaser every now and then. Let?s see??Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has $2, totaling $29. Where is the remaining dollar??????????..??????????????OH SCREW YOU YOU STUPID THING! And then suddenly, we heard a scream. Uks-FINEST-HERO: Did someone say JUSTICE?! Reshin: Uhhm, that was a scream dude. We probably need to check it out. Rocksauron: Probably something evil! Uks-FINEST-HERO: I eat evil... for breakfast! Then, we all left the room and headed for the room that the scream was heard from. When we got there, it appeared too late. We were then followed by Clank and the others. Miffy: Clank...What the heck are you doing here? Clank: beep boop beep bleep! LittleBigGiant: That?s right Clank! We?re too late. Whaaale: If only we were here earlier. Maybe if you didn?t need an oil change every once in a while?. Rabid-Coot: Maybe if you didn?t take up most of the space in the mansion, people would get here faster. Marino: Arrr, that Whaaaale be tricky one! I saw we hunt it and kill it!...Savvy? Whaaale: ?You do know I?m not a real Whaaaaaale right? GuyWithNoEyes: Guuuuuuys! I?m in pain here! Turn your attention to me! DrunkMiffy: Oh right you?Uhm well. What happened here again? Reshin: Isn?t it obvious? Someone stole GuyWithNoEyes? eyes!...How ironic. Clank: Beep boop beep beep! Whaaaaale: Yes Clank, whoever did this will pay. Whaaaaale took a few steps backwards, and hit a something awfully cute, a mudkip. Whale: Aaaah! A Mudkip! No wait, Hundreds of them!! What are they doing here!? ---------------- Code: Uhhhm, actually Reshin, can you skip story telling this part?It's too frightening for me. Code was sitting in a corner, rolling back and forth. Reshin: Actually Code, what you thought you saw that day and what Clank said wasn?t what actually happened. You see a few minutes after the Mudkip massacre, I saw something horrible?Marino was wearing a Whaaale costume in the moment he massacred all those mudkips! He was the one that did it! Code: Whaaaaat?! Say it aint true Marino? Marino: Truth is?I don't like Mudkips Code. And I just needed an excuse to recruit you to my squad. But it's all over now so no need to worry now right? Code took off his pirate hat and his eye patch and threw them at Marino. Code: I?m free! Marino: Darn it?Back to recruiting?.Maybe those small children at the orphanage. Whaaale: Wait, does that mean I?m redeemed!? Code: No, I still don't like you. Maltay sighed. Maltay: Can we get back to the story already?! Reshin: Alright well? -------------Back to that day again--------- People were clamming that it was the Grim reaper that did it, and that it was actually ScytheOfGrim..And that I was scared of the Grim Reaper?And I?m not! ScytheOfGrim: Salutations people. ------------- LittleBigMidget: Lol, D?j? vu. Maltay: NO INTERUPTIONS! -------------- Then while people were trying to chase him; Muttjones: *heroic music starts* You belong in a museum Scythe! *brings whip out and attaches to ceiling lamp* ?.*does totally unnecessary moves and crashes into wall* Stix: ?.What are you doing Mutt? Muttjones: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go! Clank: Beep boop beep bleep bloop beep beep boop bleep boop beep beep! Bleep beep boop beep boop bleep blop bleep! Beep! Creative: That?s a real mouthful Clank. But I couldn?t agree more with what you just said, might be the best thing you?ve ever said actually. And then they chased him out of the room, I fell out of the window, not jumped out. While outside, I noticed two things. A Scythe, and an exact replica of ScytheOfGrim?s white hood. ------------ Maltay: Well wow, this really complicate things. So this might prove that ScytheOfGrim is innocent..Hmm. LittleBigMidget: OBJECTION! Mark D. Stroyer: Enough of this! YOU! *points at LittleBigMidget* LittleBigMidget: Wha?What?s happening to me?! *gets caught on fire, and disappears forever* Mark: *blows at his finger* Too hot for me. Maltay:?Alright then. The Defense, you may interrogate Reshin. ScytheOfGrim: ....Yeah, we can surely expect much. Darth Spartan: Well Reshin, you say that you saw the exact replica of Scythe?s hood, after you ?fell? out the window, and so ScytheOfGrim might?ve been framed? Reshin: Exactly. Darth Spartan: Alright, no more questions. Maltay: Wait that?s it?! Darth Spartan: Yup, no need to ask anything else. Maltay: But wait you can?. Darth Spartan: *brings out Lightsaber* I SAID NO MORE QUESTIONS! Maltay: O_o -------Meanwhile------- Stuff: Do u want to be my friend?!?!?1!11?ONE!?! Bbroman: *sighs* LittleBigMidget: *appears in front of bbroman* Bbroman: ?. LittleBigMidget: ?.HAAAAAAAAAIII! Bbroman: Oh c?mon!! ---------------- Maltay: Eh, alright, Mark, it's your turn. Before getting up, Mark looked at a few files, examined Reshin a bit, and wiped some dirt off his monocle again. Mark D Stroyer: We have to take into account everything that?s happened from the start. Where everyone was, what everyone was doing, what everyone did before and after that. Also, we have to check out anything that might?ve been left at the mansion. Alternatively, I get the feeling this may be just as much a gimmick as a fake detective story, where we?re being pulled into a trap. Well Reshin, your story suggests that Scythe was framed, due to that hood left that day. You should comprehend that it was a cold day, and the hood is well known to keep you warm. Besides that? ----3 hours later--- Mark D. Stroyer: ?And that?s why you should always brush your teeth at night. Thank you. Maltay: ?Is it finally over?? Well Mark..That was interesting?I have one question. Just out of curiosity, How did you ever become a forum lawyer? Mark: Hmmm. *gets flashback* -----------Mark?s Flashback----------- Lbp: So, you want to become a forum lawyer eh? Do you have the right stuff? We?ll see. What?s your age? Mark: ∞, but I could easily pass for 17. Lbp: Why do you want to be a forum lawyer? Mark: Well, recently I've been somewhat 'disowned'. I'm crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my mom and I were supposed to go the see a movie today. The movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty darn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her dog died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. I?m like ?WOW?. (If you don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling ?YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses my DS against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obscenity I know, and began flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being an idiot and swinging my fists around. She yells out ?YOU IDIOT!", and runs out of my room in tears. I've screwed up so badly. I don't want my mom to be responsible for ruining my game of Pokemon completely? Lbp: ?.O?K? If you become a forum lawyer, what are your goals? Mark: Goals? Those are for people who plan ahead. PLANNING AHEAD? WHAT'S THAT? SOUNDS STUPID. Lbp: Alright then?How many hours do you think your are on the forum every day? Mark: 43. Yeah, there are only 24 hours per day, but wow, I'm just too cool for regular rotations. Lbp: YOU?RE HIRED! -----Back to normal life----- Mark: And the rest is history. supersickie: ?That?s too epic for me. BassDeluxe: He's as crazy as a coot... Rabid-Coot: I beg to differ. Maltay: ?.I?m scarred forever. Alright Jury, it's time to do your duty. You?ll go to a private room, and decide on a verdict?And won?t come out until you do! Creative: Do we really have to? This fails sooo much? Stix: Isn?t it like our duty? Creative: It's not like we chose this? Rabid-Coot: Blaah blaah blaah. Just keep moving people. RockSauron: Bwaha, sucks for you guys. Marino:?.Weren?t you turned to stone? RockSauron: My evil spirit got me out. Neat no? DrunkMiffy: Hey psst Maltay, we have a problem. Maltay: What?s wrong? DrunkMiffy: HE wants to talk to us. Maltay: *gasps* You mean HIM? Oh we?re done for alright. -------------------- Endz of Chapterz 3. Very suspenseful no? So comment. Honest opinion of course. And remember, no comments about line shortages, and no asking to be in the story.

2008-12-08 18:55:00 Author: Forsaken Posts: 950

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I...I...Love you. It's finally here! Well, recently I've been somewhat 'disowned'. I'm crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my mom and I were supposed to go the see a movie today. The movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty darn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game.... I've seen that before....copypasta lol. I also like how Clank just beeps but yet everyone understands him Let me give you your first rep ;-)

2008-12-08 18:58:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100

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I...I...Love you. It's finally here! I've seen that before....copypasta lol. I also like how Clank just beeps but yet everyone understands him Let me give you your first rep ;-) Hahah, I was hoping someone would recognize it xD Thanks man.

2008-12-08 19:11:00 Author: Forsaken Posts: 950

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Bah, you know you're less of a frequent poster again when your name doesn't show up in these things! That's a point, where is Darth Spartan nowadays? I haven't seem him for a while. Good story though. Very funny as usual.

2008-12-08 19:11:00 Author: flakmagnet Posts: 1084

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Hahah, I was hoping someone would recognize it xD Thanks man. Yep I literally lol'd the first time I saw it.

2008-12-08 19:15:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100

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Lol, I can see something crazy happening next episode. You have 12 hours, understood?

2008-12-08 19:20:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758

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Lol, I can see something crazy happening next episode. You have 12 hours, understood? Nah, 2 months. Just like this time. Gives me more time to relax.

2008-12-08 19:22:00 Author: Forsaken Posts: 950

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LOL. Not 2 months, please

2008-12-08 19:23:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758

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LOL. Not 2 months, please I agree :C You have 6 minutes!

2008-12-08 19:30:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100

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xD Nice as always, Forsaken.

2008-12-08 19:49:00 Author: Unknown User

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It just gets better and better each time I read it. Excellent work. And definitely looking forward to the next installment of... *Insert tagline here.*

2008-12-08 21:32:00 Author: Mark D. Stroyer Posts: 632

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Eh, I'll have to get working on it tomorrow then. Thanks again guys. And it won't take two months...probably 1 month j/k But don't be surprised if it does take longer than a few days.

2008-12-08 22:56:00 Author: Forsaken Posts: 950

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Code: ?.*Infracts* ... *Infracts*

2008-12-08 23:06:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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... *Infracts* You're fired! :arg:

2008-12-08 23:15:00 Author: Unknown User

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you just had to end it with a clifffhanger huh....

2008-12-08 23:50:00 Author: Reshin Posts: 1081

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I'm FREE! No longer do I have to have nightmares of mudkips attacking, It's... It's truly... a MIRACLE! Anyways, FINALLY the third chapter is here and it was worth the wait, can't wait for the next chapter.

2008-12-08 23:56:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Epic Win... Now kiss my feet, or something.

2008-12-09 00:09:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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Beep boop beep bleep bloop beep beep boop bleep boop beep beep! Bleep beep boop beep boop bleep blop bleep! Beep! And the odds of a Shiny Pok?mon appearing in the wild are 1 in 8,192.

2008-12-09 00:16:00 Author: Unknown User

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Epic Win... Now kiss my feet, or something. You sir, are lucky I can't infract on the mobile version. <_> Nah I wouldn't do that. >;-)

2008-12-09 04:54:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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BOUT TIME nah awesome story again. I loved how you incorporated my Indy lines i PMed you Muttjones: *heroic music starts* You belong in a museum Scythe! *brings whip out and attaches to ceiling lamp* ?.*does totally unnecessary moves and crashes into wall* Stix: ?.What are you doing Mutt? Muttjones: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go! I jumped in my seat as I read that. Fantastic work! And I still can't rep you because I have done it to you too much!

2008-12-09 07:11:00 Author: muttjones Posts: 843

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Lol. Awesome job as always. Like the whole pit of banning or whatever bbroman was thrown into >_<. EDIT: Also, I'll just assume that guy at the end will be CC... >_< Anyway, to GWNE: >_< What, you didn't see my EPIC role in this story...? Also, I love how Reshin watches over me, Stix Code and Marino, despite Code being a mod. >_< Are we really that childish? Answer: Yes. Can't believe no one posted again since my second mod. O_O COME ON, we've been waiting two months for this story >_<.

2008-12-09 14:31:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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I just realised you are in it a lot Rock, I forgot when I was thinking on the spot It's funny when there's like, everyone who got banned/went inactive are just grouped together making random comments >_<

2008-12-09 22:17:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100

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HA that was hilarious! I'm really looking forward to the next one! HURRY you're taking too long!

2008-12-10 00:01:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Also, I love how Reshin watches over me, Stix Code and Marino, despite Code being a mod. >_< Are we really that childish? Answer: Yes. I prefer to think of myself of as free spirited. >_> but I can become a mod nazi if you would like me to.

2008-12-10 00:09:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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Too lazy to give me real lines... lol jk! The entire second chapter was dedicated to me!!!

2008-12-10 00:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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"Stix: Sounds like Scythe to me?He?s such an Issue Box." ... oh really?! >=| ... (yay)

2008-12-11 08:39:00 Author: ScytheOfGrim Posts: 438

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Lol, I love how bbroman was stuck in ( I'm thinking some kind of dungeon ) with all the banned members, being punished. LOL.

2008-12-11 08:49:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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