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What's your Zombie Plan?

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Everyone knows it's important to have a Zombie Plan for when the undead rise up. So, what's yours?

Mine's actually pretty simple, but mainly by luck. I live fairly close to where I work, and that is directly opposite a big-box chain store, so there will initially be plenty of supplies to raid, and also plenty of goods with which to help barricade my office. There is plenty of space in there and a massive second story flat roof which could be made to grow food for the longer term. The location is outside the main city, so there would be far fewer zombies around than in the cities.

Should we need to evacuate the area, there is also a fallback point plan where those who I've chosen to meet and help us survive in the office area would leave and take only the necessary tools with us, plus some provisions, to a forest about 4 miles away. I have the route planned ready so it keeps us away from major population centres and therefore encountering the least resistance.

When arriving at the forest, we use the tools we initially either brought (ideally) or raided from the chain store, or improvised with from the office's supplies, to set up a rudimentry shelter in the forest (a location has been picked out off the beaten track already) and we can live off the land and local wildlife from there, hopefully encountering very few zombies, as they will not be numerous in the countryside.

(For those of you who have NO idea what I'm talking about, check out either Max Brook's book "the Zombie Survival Guide" or at the least, the Red vs Blue video, Zombie Plan.)

So, what's your Zombie Plan?		2008-12-07 08:24:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

Umm, I... don't... really... have... one?

Then again, I don't believe in Zom- OH SHI-		2008-12-07 09:12:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

Zombie plan?2008-12-07 09:13:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

RUN.

That is all.

(I'll write an extensive one later if I'm bothered )		2008-12-07 09:18:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080

Well, the zombies in your areas all look forward to feasting on your tasty brain meats.

I'm appalled by the lack of Zombie Planning on this site!		2008-12-07 09:36:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

Flakmagnet, are you like... serious?2008-12-07 09:38:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

agrees with whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale2008-12-07 10:20:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

I would buy masses of food, find a shelter and buy a stationary M60.2008-12-07 11:27:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824

Chances are I'd be in school when the outbreak happened so :

Find my friend - Run to the lunch hall - Arm ourselves, take food. - Run to my house which is right next to the school - Take my mums car (Maybe my mum too if she's good) - And drive it to my friends house - Not Kidding you, he has about 9 different guns in his house. He has about 4 rifles of his own, and his brother has 5. One of which is a sniper. There's a Spar directly on the other side of the road, so we can break in there if we need food. Barricade up his doors and everything. Once the spar runs out of food, we make a break for it to a huge tescos in the outskirts of the city. Not to mention while we're in his hoiuse we'll probably be armouring up our vehicles. Get to tescos, find any survivors, barricade everything up. Use the roof for growing food if need be.

And yeah - I planned this out years ago.		2008-12-07 11:47:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

Hmm zombies like they are in 28 Days/Weeks later or these typical slow-dumb-stupid-just-looking-to-eat-and-can-be-smashed-like-a-bag-of-potatoes ??2008-12-07 11:56:00

Author:
Unknown User

Stupid zombies- Distract them with a magic trick.

Dangerous zombies- RUN. If I am trapped, then I would hide.		2008-12-07 12:02:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

Hmm zombies like they are in 28 Days/Weeks later or these typical slow-dumb-stupid-just-looking-to-eat-and-can-be-smashed-like-a-bag-of-potatoes ??

28 days/weeks aren't really zombies Them's crazy people		2008-12-07 12:08:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

Since I'm obviously the reason why zombies are running on earth... I AM THE ZOMBIE KING

HAHAHAH

EDIT:


28 days/weeks aren't really zombies Them's crazy people


Well if you see it like this, zombies do not exist because the most used reason for "people-who-should-be-dead-but-aren't-seeking-people-to-eat-their-brain-and-let-them-also-mutate-to-a-creature-like-they-all-are" is a virus that infected the inhabitants

So they are more like infected people		2008-12-07 12:09:00

Author:
Unknown User

Since I'm obviously the reason why zombies are running on earth... I AM THE ZOMBIE KING

HAHAHAH

EDIT:




Well if you see it like this, zombies do not exist because the most used reason for "people-who-should-be-dead-but-aren't-seeking-people-to-eat-their-brain-and-let-them-also-mutate-to-a-creature-like-they-all-are" is a virus that infected the inhabitants

So they are more like infected people

Nono, because a zombie is a zombie if it "reanimates the corpse", but on 28 weeks/days they only have to have a drop of blood. Remember the woman at the beginning of 28 weeks? She was infected but in no way was she dead (until the guy went nuts)		2008-12-07 12:15:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

Okey, I forgot the fact that in 28 Weeks/Days later no people arrive from the death,
I'm sorry but I watched too many zombie-movies

But everyone I know who saw the movies says zombies.. it's just a clich? that as soon some crazy French people are running for blood rage they are zombies.		2008-12-07 12:24:00

Author:
Unknown User

Exactly, which means they wont be able to run like that

Either way, me has a shotgun (well, my friend does), so we're sorted 		2008-12-07 12:29:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

I'd like to have a chainsaw, machete and stuff.
I'm the melee

ITT: Music that rings out while you are fighting against zombies

Drowning Pool - Bodies
Drowning Pool - Reminded
Dope - Die MF Die
Marilyn Manson - Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes // the whole anti-christ album // Last Day on Earth if I'm gonna to die
System of a Down - the whole mezmerize album
Rob Zombie - Meet the Creeper

Reminds me of Blade III, that girl who made her playlist right before they were going to kill vampires...lol..

ITT?

video-game character you may chose to fight with against the zombies

Kratos!! 		2008-12-07 12:34:00

Author:
Unknown User

Congrats Miffy, despite being a drunk, you are so far the the most likely person to survive a Zombie Apocolypse on this forum. After me of course!

I'm not joking. It's ALWAYS important to have a Zombie Plan.

Seriously, if you haven't read the book, at least check out the wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

And whilst the 28 days/weeks aren't zombies, many of the same survival rules apply, just don't bother trying to outrun one of those bad boys. You may well be out of luck.		2008-12-07 18:06:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

This is just me being me, but there are no such things as zombies so there is no need to worry.

Nothing can simply rise from the dead. Once you are dead, you are dead.

Silly zombies.

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/13879/zombie-tutorial-02.jpg		2008-12-07 18:10:00

Author:
Unknown User

This is just me being me, but there are no such things as zombies so there is no need to worry.

Nothing can simply rise from the dead. Once you are dead, you are dead.

Silly zombies.

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/13879/zombie-tutorial-02.jpg

:eek: is that the dead hulk?		2008-12-07 18:22:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824

I have a shotgun with me upstairs, so I will grab that first along with my pistol. Then, I will make my way down to the kitchen, and grab as much bread and water as possible. Then I would make my way into the basement. I would then lock all the doors and block all the windows. I would then proceed to sit there with my shotgun in hand and my supply of bread and water. Then I'd pray.2008-12-07 19:21:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

This is just me being me, but there are no such things as zombies so there is no need to worry.

Nothing can simply rise from the dead. Once you are dead, you are dead.

Silly zombies.

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/13879/zombie-tutorial-02.jpg

Aye, but with the new ventures into science these days, you don't know what could happen. Nanites could reanimate dead bodies, a certain virus might infest the deceased, you just don't know 		2008-12-07 19:28:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758

Zombies < Vampires.

Especially I am Legend Vampires. The book, not the movie.

TIS THE DADDY OF ALL ZOMBIE FLICKS!

Anyway, if I was the last person on Earth...

... Perhaps I'd live like Robert Neville- get drunk. Sometimes try to figure out WHY everything is like it is. Get drunk again. Wonder why I don't just kill myself, and conclude that I'm just too stupid to end it all. Get Drunk. Get hanged by Vampires set out to recreate society and kill the person whio's been killing their loved ones.		2008-12-07 20:17:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

if there was a zombie apocalypse all i would do is go get Wilford Brimley.
Zombies second greatest weakness is Diabeetus, and Wilford is Chock full of Beetus. zombies can catch it like a virus, except its 50 times more contagious to them. I could lead a normal life in a zombie apocalypse with Wilford Brimley strapped to my back. And I would bring a few friends and family, becuase zombies stay at least 500 feet away when Wilford is in the proximity.

Fool Proof		2008-12-07 20:30:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082

I would build barriers on all the windows and buy a Ray Gun from the Random Box. I would the- Huh? What do you mean there's no such thing as a R- Why, I oughta...2008-12-08 11:20:00

Author:
Unknown User

Find the best vehicle I can and get everyone I care about to the army base about ten miles down the road. If they are all zombie then go on a raid for guns n' ammo then set about finding a decent place to barricade. Probably go for a warehouse on the industrial estate due to lack of zombies there and good solid buildings. Barricade it and go immediately for canned food and water and set everybody up on rotors for guard duty.

Eventually after enough supply runs we will have a good enough base of operations to hole up until they all die.

Win!

Raid parties on bicycles and carrying machete knives and one semi-auto rifle between them, given to the calmest head. Side-arms are largely pointless.

Win! I want zombies to come, freedom awaits!		2008-12-08 15:53:00

Author:
Dave-la-kingenbo
Posts: 43

Become a cannibal to blend in.2008-12-08 23:12:00

Author:
Unknown User

On second thought, I could just take out the RPG in my attic. :eek:2008-12-08 23:28:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

get a ray gun and shoot them like i do in Call of duty????2008-12-09 01:12:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

Alright all If all else fails just make your way to Joshua Texas.I'll be here waiting for your arrival.Me and my supply closet.Thing I can handle a little Zombie attack.No need to worry can just pick them off as they come are way.Just save the cow out back from being eaten thats are food supply.That and the garden.But death to the Zombies.2008-12-09 01:33:00

Author:
madhatter
Posts: 83

Alright all If all else fails just make your way to Joshua Texas.I'll be here waiting for your arrival.Me and my supply closet.Thing I can handle a little Zombie attack.No need to worry can just pick them off as they come are way.Just save the cow out back from being eaten thats are food supply.That and the garden.But death to the Zombies.


yay i love steak! <3		2008-12-09 01:43:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

ill drive to merry hill before the attack and but the training wooden sword, but im stuck for supplys2008-12-09 18:33:00

Author:
panzer3000
Posts: 362

i'll lock my front door and watch tv for a bit. sounds safe enough.2008-12-10 12:21:00

Author:
i.am.sackboy
Posts: 14

I bet most people will go to the book store and uy Zombie survivel guide, too bad it will come the best selling book when the world ends, i could imagine groups of people fight over the last of this book2008-12-10 14:56:00

Author:
panzer3000
Posts: 362

I bet most people will go to the book store and uy Zombie survivel guide, too bad it will come the best selling book when the world ends, i could imagine groups of people fight over the last of this book

ah.. so you could die by being eaten by a zombie or beaten to death for a book.grr.		2008-12-10 15:05:00

Author:
i.am.sackboy
Posts: 14

did no one notice that ive already created my master plan? Wilford Brimley is the only way2008-12-12 20:24:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082

I follow these guidelines :

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/XBrianDeadX/zombie-poster.jpg		2008-12-12 20:39:00

Author:
xbriandeadx
Posts: 134

I've already saved up my zombie-recruitment fund.
Now all I need to do is hold a few interviews and hire.

Not that I expect much of a reply besides "Rawwwrrrghbghchickengh".
And then on to forcing Taco Bell to open a branch across the street!!

Unless it's a disease-based zombie attack, in which case I'll just buy Norton AntiVirus- oh SNAP! =O		2008-12-13 05:24:00

Author:
ScytheOfGrim
Posts: 438

i like that pic of a zombie plan,2008-12-13 13:33:00

Author:
panzer3000
Posts: 362

Umm, I... don't... really... have... one?

Then again, I don't believe in Zom- OH SHI-

hahaha watch the Red vs Blue video called Zombie Plan and you would fall under the character Doc here is the video for those of you that do not want to go to youtube to go and look for it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLtUxncZcU

Cheers!

Edit: on my screen it is not displayint the video and i do not know if does not work for you guys so if it does not then i might have done something wrong and may need some help		2008-12-13 18:35:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

Storm the nearest gun shop, grab what I can. Grab as much food as I can, then take over the tallest and biggest building. Block of all the stairs, seal off the elevators, and wait on the top floor.
If able, plant explosives through the corridors.
Once out of food, I'll use some rope to climb down from the top and get more. And use it climb back up. I've never seen a zombie climb a rope. But naturally I'd be in a group, so they can pull it back up. If any zombies do get through, and all hope is lost, then we can throw ourselves out the window.

Solid.		2008-12-13 18:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

I follow these guidelines :

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/XBrianDeadX/zombie-poster.jpg

Got to post this at work next to What to do in case of Fire.		2008-12-13 19:06:00

Author:
madhatter
Posts: 83

My zombie plan is AWESOME.

i steal a car and pick up my friends. i then drive over to Kmart and steal guns from the hunting part. then, we drive to Sleep Country and grab some pillows and a small temperpetic bed. then i would have taken some blankets from my house and a few flash lights and lanterns (yes i have 2 lanterns in my house). then we would drive to Subway and hold down in the storage room after we get some chopping knives and sandwich materials.

When the zombies come through the door, we shoot them, and cut off they're arms and heads and stuff. And, odds are, that one zombie will be carrying a lighter, which we will take, and set the shot zombies on fire so they can't get back up and kill us then they will be very then after we kill all of our towns zombies, we will go to Gamestop and steal some games and just play till we get tired of it, then the zombies come back, and we do it over and over again.

Now, that is an awesome Zombie Plan. 		2008-12-16 01:17:00

Author:
Stuff431
Posts: 14

My zombie plan is AWESOME.

i steal a car and pick up my friends. i then drive over to Kmart and steal guns from the hunting part. then, we drive to Sleep Country and grab some pillows and a small temperpetic bed. then i would have taken some blankets from my house and a few flash lights and lanterns (yes i have 2 lanterns in my house). then we would drive to Subway and hold down in the storage room after we get some chopping knives and sandwich materials.

When the zombies come through the door, we shoot them, and cut off they're arms and heads and stuff. And, odds are, that one zombie will be carrying a lighter, which we will take, and set the shot zombies on fire so they can't get back up and kill us then they will be very then after we kill all of our towns zombies, we will go to Gamestop and steal some games and just play till we get tired of it, then the zombies come back, and we do it over and over again.

Now, that is an awesome Zombie Plan.

Please refer to the post by xbriandeadx.		2008-12-16 01:27:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

Please refer to the post by xbriandeadx.

i did. mine is different. for god sake! what did that other Stuff guy do to make everyone all ticked off?		2008-12-16 01:33:00

Author:
Stuff431
Posts: 14

i did. mine is different. for god sake! what did that other Stuff guy do to make everyone all ****** off?

Lol first of all, my name is Whaaaaale, I like to joke around a LOT. Second of all, it's not different, you said you would light them on fire, and one of the steps says "DON'T USE FIRE!"

I was just kidding either way though, I just thought it would be funny, guess not. :eek:		2008-12-16 01:36:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

my plan is to become a zombie and then become the zombie ninja godfather king and i'll use the zombie escape plans in this thread to know what people will do and take over the world with my zombie army2008-12-17 15:30:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

any one watch shawn of the dead2008-12-17 21:48:00

Author:
panzer3000
Posts: 362

any one watch shawn of the dead

i rented it once but the DVD stoped working half way through it was funny		2008-12-17 22:13:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Godfather, they are the same film. It's just 2 different ways of spelling the same name.

Personally I didn't find it nearly as funny as I was told it should be, but hey, that's opinion for you. The Zombie Survival Guide on the other hand, and also, world war Z, were great.		2008-12-18 09:18:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

Godfather, they are the same film. It's just 2 different ways of spelling the same name.

Personally I didn't find it nearly as funny as I was told it should be, but hey, that's opinion for you. The Zombie Survival Guide on the other hand, and also, world war Z, were great.

oh. yeah. i'll just edit my edit on my other post out then		2008-12-18 16:28:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

I live out in the countryside, near some large towns; supplies can easily be raided from local supermarkets and driven home. We have some land, so growing food is quite easy, since we do a bit of that already (not for selling, just for eating).
Our neighbor has guns, so we can use those to either
1. Hunt the cattle!
or
2. Kill any stray zombies wandering the countryside.
To get more ammo, I guess we would have to find a way to a gun retailer (which are few and far between in the UK, let me tell you).		2008-12-18 17:47:00

Author:
DrMelon
Posts: 51

we need a law that say every one need a gun so that if a zombie attack happened we will be fine. To be honest that probly why zombie attack become so big because the milltary come in too late2008-12-18 21:33:00

Author:
panzer3000
Posts: 362

A gun with infinite ammo will do nicely. If that fails a nice little Nuke, also a nuclear bunker.2008-12-20 16:20:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

i saw some science program ages ago and they have reainmated a virus, not a zombie virus just some normal one so it is possible for zombies to happen (artise sleeps with gun under pillow whispering theres no such thing as zombie theres no such thing as zombies)2010-07-28 16:27:00

Author:
artise
Posts: 353

Find 3 strangers, an optimist, a gamer chick, a Vietnam war vet, and a biker. Make multiple safehouses across the country, and travel to each one trying to get rescued by the army.

:SH:		2010-07-28 16:32:00

Author:
ThePineapplizer
Posts: 769

Bumping old threads? :l

Meh.

With zombies anyway....
Head to a Hardware store, some have Cafes in them. So you're set really.		2010-07-28 16:34:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

My that is a big bump there... though I supposed if there ever was a thread that was suitable for necroing it would be one about the undead

Also, as the threat of zombie takeover is exactly as real as it was 19 months ago, I don't think it really matters....		2010-07-28 16:49:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497

I've already started saving up food and batteries.

100% serious.

=P		2010-07-28 17:03:00

Author:
Jaslow
Posts: 775

I predict the Zombie Invasion to begin on the 17th of March 2011. A guy will eat a moldy cheese burger at McDonalds, and BAM! He's a Zombie.2010-07-28 17:06:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

^^ Isnt that like ZombieLand -_-2010-07-28 17:09:00

Author:
Unknown User

No that starts because a guy eats one at a gas station, BIG difference.

And because this started at McDonalds, it'll be worse. Trust me.		2010-07-28 17:11:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

I own this book.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

I consider myself safe.		2010-07-28 17:33:00

Author:
Jaslow
Posts: 775

My plan is to run outside and smash some zombies' heads in with a cricket bat.2010-07-28 17:40:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

NOT stay in the city 2010-07-28 21:33:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I have 37 plans.
36 involve throwing various LBPC members at the zombies to make my initial escape.
1 involves purposely infecting myself to come after various LBPC members, besides...
I know your plans...
Give me your Brian!!!		2010-07-28 21:47:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

Give them a endless supply of peanuts so they dont eat me2010-07-28 21:54:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

Give them a endless supply of peanuts so they dont eat me

Not all zombies are RockSauron, unfortunately.		2010-07-28 21:59:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

Hunt them Down One by one
The suvivers too		2010-07-28 23:35:00

Author:
Unknown User

I would probably be safe, zombies are looking for brains.2010-07-29 00:51:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

1 plan... bullet to the head2010-07-29 02:25:00

Author:
Unknown User

Rooster Teeth fan, right there. Mine would involve upstairs, alot of food, and not needing to use stairs.2010-07-29 03:00:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

Rooster Teeth fan.. who me..2010-07-29 03:01:00

Author:
Unknown User

I'd be helpless D:
My only chance woulld be to drive to the coast and hope there are non zombie fish still alive that BP didn't kill with oil 		2010-07-29 03:21:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

How about we lock our doors -_-2010-07-29 03:24:00

Author:
Unknown User

What if they're the Rage kind of zombies?
or when you run out of food? lol		2010-07-29 03:26:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

If you live in an apartment then dig a whole in the ground and eat the apartments food below you
Rage zombies... rage is an emotion.. you need a working brain for emotions.. zombies are dead = No rage Zombies		2010-07-29 03:28:00

Author:
Unknown User

The zombies from the movie 23 Days Later or w/e its called, the virus in the movie that made them zombies was called Rage 2010-07-29 03:44:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Well then those zombies are different2010-07-29 04:47:00

Author:
Unknown User

The zombies from the movie 23 Days Later or w/e its called, the virus in the movie that made them zombies was called Rage

23 days later?? wow i haven't seen that one!
must be a high paced version of 28 Days Later!! lmao

...i just had to...lol		2010-07-29 04:50:00

Author:
javi haguse
Posts: 744

Rofl yea I knew the title sounded a bit off but I didnt want to say anything2010-07-29 04:54:00

Author:
Unknown User

yea the virus turns into a mutant strand so it works faster, cutting off 5 days 2010-07-29 05:03:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


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