Archive: 17 posts

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This is something completely new I've made so bear with me. xD If you don't know who Dr. Seuss is, he was a brilliant rhymer. So brilliant that he's commonly referred to in comics, cartoons and several other types of media. So... let's make a game about it. One person declares a theme (i.e. Portal 2, skiing, scene from whatever movie, etc.). Another person must make a sweet little rhyme about it, and declares another theme. And so on and so on... For example: - Person 1: scene from Titanic - Person 2: "I'm sorry to say Jack, you don't look OK." "I am not OK, for I've frozen my leg." "You've frozen your leg?!" "I've frozen my leg!" "But please do not leave me!" "Well, leave you I may!" Here's another: - Person 1: Terminator - Person 2: "Beepitybopityboopityclack, Beepitybop- I'll be back." So, let's begin!: Iron Man

2011-05-13 03:30:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Starks constructs power armor! He's built it in caves, he's built it to save! He's built it with boxes, he's built it with scraps! Boy, that was underwhelming. Someone else want to give it a shot? EDIT: But if anyone wants to have a go, do How To Train Your Dragon

2011-05-13 03:53:00 Author: Astrosimi Posts: 2046

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A dragon here and a dragon there. There are dragons everywhere! There's a green one and that one's blue. Watch out! or he will eat you. To the box office they will fly, to take money from you and I. I'll stick with the movie theme, so try Back to the Future

2011-05-13 15:53:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Come ride with me, Marty McFly! I'll take you to 1955! We'll fix up your past, but there's no guarantee That when we come back, things go smoothly... Hmm... let's try Justin Bieber.

2011-05-14 18:02:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Justin Beiber I will not listen to him in the rain I will not listen on a train I will not listen in a box I will not listen with a fox Justin Beiber I just don't care why won't you , why won't you cut your hair? or Justin Beiber you're insane how dare you compare yourself to Cobain (kurt) Look up there on the stage It's Metallica! in a rage 30 years, they're still rockin'! to me this is not too shockin' think you'll be here 30 years from today? just three words for you, NO.....EFFIN'.....WAY hope you're not a Beiber fan Let's try........um.....Dinosaur

2011-05-15 00:47:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Dinosaur, a dinosaur A giant bird, nothing more I see them running on the street Surprisingly light on their feet Now I see, Don't you see? The giant thing in the tree A true pterodactyl it may be! Wow... umm... I feel like that was really corny. Anyway: Cell Phones

2011-05-15 04:01:00 Author: piggabling Posts: 2979

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There's a buzzing in my pants I shall do a little dance It's my phone, can't you see It's my expensive blackberry to my ear it will go and the tumor rays will start to flow. Now I'm drivin' in my big red car and textin' to my friend who is far through the stop sign I did fly now you can kiss my behind good-bye. try HOTDOG(S)

2011-05-17 15:51:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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hotdog dog thats hot maybe not. oh ya short and sweet, how about school.

2011-05-17 16:29:00 Author: aceofthorns Posts: 288

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You wake up, oh no your late! Go to school you ingrate. You missed the bus But don't make a fuss, You can make it if you race, Just hurry there post haste! Run, run, down a hill, Through some trees and past the mill. There it is, hurry fast! You'll certainly be the last. But oh, now to your dissmay, You realize that its saturday. LittleBigPlanet

2011-05-21 20:44:00 Author: JamesDNaux Posts: 757

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Glass, metal, wood, all is used by this little burlap sack, So much imagination, creation, you may have a heart attack! Fanciful lands, near and far, Some may seem quite bizarre. The new ideas are endless, Boy are theses sack-things zealous! Marry Poppins.

2011-05-21 21:11:00 Author: Maxi Posts: 1176

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Sweeping the chimneys, the chimneys I sweep! But who is that lady, so lovely and sweet? Why, a nanny of course, who flies by umbrella! How fortunate is she to run into this fella? Her mannerisms, so subtle and fair, While at the same time people fly in the air. And whether or not you think it's "hocus-pocus", It's still fun to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Planes

2011-05-22 03:35:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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When walking down the street somewhere I spot a jet plane in the air. While at the airport, there's a long line But "Do not rush ahead", as said by the sign. When you arrive in your seat, you feel a grief: For, high in the air, there is no relief. When the plane or jet lands at your distant location You traveled far, possibly to a different nation! Since you no longer are aloft, you feel better That you followed the safety instructions to the letter. Cats.

2012-06-28 23:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I hate them, I hate them, those cranky old fur balls, they hiss at me when I pet them, and they never return my calls. Ignoring you and others, they lounge about all day, they'll make a scratch so red by the slightest request to play. Just like a honey badger, they simply don't care, while a rough-and-tumble game is really too rare. Pyromaniacs.

2012-06-29 01:22:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Pyromaniacs did you say? Pyromaniacs "light" the way. Need a light when the town goes dark? Just call them for a spark. Be sure to keep a watchful eye 'cause even tho fire and water do clash, they will turn your house into ash. Sharks

2012-06-29 02:42:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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They're magnificent creatures That star as features As a movie star's rivals Or in bad shark survivals. Emoticons.

2012-06-29 19:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A smile her and a smile there. But all of them have no hair! All of them seem so mellow. But why are their faces yellow? All this is a mystery, but if only you'll come with me! Far off to a land that's great. So that we can set this straight. You see,my friend, we are not far. So let's set off! Now get in the car! Next topic: doughnuts.

2013-02-22 02:27:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Take some biscuit dough and fry it like rice, and you'll end up with mold - very nice! Now split it up and add some holes, For soon your belly will be very full! Add some flavor, now shake it like there's no tomorrow, and you'll have donuts - say goodbye to all your sorrow! Topic: Phones

2013-02-22 02:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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