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Chuck Norris Jokes regarding the current downtime on the playstation network. Let's have some fun with this time waiting patiently for Sony to restore our services. This thread will be dedicated to Chuck Norris jokes. You can make the joke in any perspective you'd like. Make it about him being the hacker, you the costumer or Sony themselves. It's doesn't matter as long it has that famous Chuck Norris punchline. Have fun! I'll start: The reason the network went down is because it got scared after it found out Chuck Norris signed up for PSN Sony made a statement saying they would restore service by regions, the first is Chuck Norris' house. The other 77 million people would have to wait

2011-05-07 23:35:00 Author: METALPUNKS Posts: 306

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It's come to this...

2011-05-07 23:36:00 Author: Ayneh Posts: 2454

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Chuck Norris got the YLOD, so he round-house kick PSN. If he can't enjoy it, no-one can :kz:

2011-05-07 23:37:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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Chuck Norris hacked into PSN so people would make more jokes about him.

2011-05-07 23:42:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Sony just put out another update. This is what it said: "We are so sorry to inconvenience you Chuck Norris. We are working around the clock so you can get back online to play whatever game you'd like. Yup that's right we are giving you every game ever made for the ps3. Our lead technician recently had a baby during the down time, we made her give birth while restoring the system. We are doing everything we could to keep you as a costumer, also so you won't kill us. We will have everything up for you after we are done watching our favorite show Walker Texas Ranger. As for you other 69,999,998 people you'll have to wait for Chuck Norris to spend some alone time online, he's requested the next 66 months. We will get to you as soon as we can. We would get it to you sooner but we are afraid Mr. Norris is going to round house kick all of us, it looks like it'd hurt a bit. We have been working closely with Chuck to think of something to give you for the long wait. So you will all get a brand new T.V Guide listing the times and channels where you can find Texas Walker Ranger being syndicated! Enjoy our free gift to you!" In order to recieve your exclusive free tv guide please send a letter with your credit card number and your checking account drafting information. We will only bill you what Chuck Norris says is fair. We give our word your valuable personal information will be secure. If you'd like a videolink of "How to walk like Chuck Norris" please include your social secrurity number and while your at it any information that is a necessity for Identity Theft. It's come to this... I suppose so. It's never a bad time for Chuck Norris jokes. Lol. Makes me laugh with what people come up with. Chuck Norris hacked into PSN so people would make more jokes about him. Good one, clever. Lol.

2011-05-08 00:20:00 Author: METALPUNKS Posts: 306

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As for you other 69,999,998 people... So that means the post was talking about Chuck Norris and RockSauron?

2011-05-08 02:08:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Breaking News! After the recent hack attack at Sony, the top dogs decided they needed the best. Chuck Norris is being flown by special airline to their HQ, in the hope that he will simply enter the room, talk some sense into everyone, and normality will be restored forthwith. When questioned about his plans to save the Playstation Network from sure failure, Mr Norris simply said: "It's as good as done." Lame I know. It's 2am here . . .

2011-05-08 02:25:00 Author: rialrees Posts: 1015

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So that means the post was talking about Chuck Norris and RockSauron? Lol no it's Chuck Norris and Walker Ranger. Remember they are two different people.

2011-05-08 02:46:00 Author: METALPUNKS Posts: 306

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Lol no it's Chuck Norris and Walker Ranger. Remember they are two different people. Well, you forgot RockSauron. :kz:

2011-05-08 02:48:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Chuck norris got hacked by anonymous and proceeded to roundhouse kick their leader in the face. (anonymous has no leader)

2011-05-08 03:32:00 Author: sackboy7789 Posts: 280

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Chuck Norris has another movie he's going to star in, but he'll have no time to play his PS3 during the movie's production, so PS Network will be shut down until he returns.

2011-05-08 05:31:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208

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Chuck Norris got all the trophies after he went playing for 1 second, crashing the system ...

2011-05-08 13:02:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Unrelated to PSN: Chuck Norris can Ace a Survival Challenge. B) Sorry, I cant think of anything else right now xD

2011-05-09 02:42:00 Author: grayspence Posts: 1990

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Chuck Norris got hit by a Volley Ball and got knocked uncouisous, so the whole Universe of Tech falls apart until Chuck Norris is awake again That's why my Lap-top is freezing, someone has bad problems with their computer, someone has the Blue Screen of Death

2011-05-09 06:51:00 Author: Unknown User

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Chuck Norris and Mr.T played Call of Duty: Black Ops online and PSN was destroyed because one network can't handle that level of awesomeness

2011-05-09 06:57:00 Author: sackboy7789 Posts: 280

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Chuck Norris is a hardcore Xbox 360 elitist. When he discovered the Playstation 3 had a much better library of games, he got buttfrustrated and convinced members of Anonymous to hack the PSN. Little did he know that Playstation 3 has a large library of games with a decently long single player campaign, ergo nothing of value was lost.

2011-05-10 00:44:00 Author: Chdonga Posts: 388

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BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris will be starring in a new movie called, "How PSN Destroyed My Life". Norris plays geek-turned-druggie Eddie McPherpheson in this dramatic retelling of the 2011 Sony Network outage. Dealing with the pressure of the network outage for more than 1 month, Eddie turns to drugs. But he cares deeply about Sony, and the PS3 is being threatened to be replaced by Xbox as "most awesome console ever" . Will he be able to make it to Japan in order to petition to Sony's Chairman of the Board of Directors, Kazuo Hirai (also played by Chuck Norris), to turn back on the network before Microsoft's Xbox becomes number one in the industry? Watch the brilliant Chuck Norris gracefully switch between roles as druggie Eddie McPherpheson and intellectual Kazuo Hirai, both on one monumental journey: to restore Sony's Playstation Network to 77 million users and more importantly, to Eddie himself. Will he survive? Will Microsoft dominate the world? Only you can find out.

2011-05-10 19:57:00 Author: Creekey Posts: 116

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