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Worst Job Ever!
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| Worst Job Ever! This is a fun little game I came up with. It works like this. One person says a Job that he or she thinks is the worst possible job in the world. The next poster will then say why that job can be good, and then post his or her worst job choice! It sounds wierd, but its fun. Trust me! Here's an example: Person 1: I think that being a janitor is the worst job. Person 2: At least you can wear those nifty cloths! I think being a plumber is the worst job. Remember: Some people may have the job you post, so try to be nice in your responces. ALL COMMENTS should try to be funny and creative. Dont say something like: "wow. thats a stupid choice for a bad job. yer stupid...NOOB!" or anything like that. This is somewhat hard but try! Ill start off: I think that being a farmer would be the worst job ever. | 2011-04-30 15:32:00 Author: nk827  Posts: 193 |
| How do you mean ? You can poke a pig's butt all day with a pitchfork.  My poinion on the worst job must be nomad. Note: This is LULZ. | 2011-04-30 16:05:00 Author: nysudyrgh  Posts: 5482 |
| Hey, look on the bright side: no property taxes and mortgages to worry about! For me, being a suicide bomber is perhaps the worst job. | 2011-04-30 16:24:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| Hey. You can get rid of that cranky neighbor. The worst job I think of is probably cleaning up after animals in a zoo. | 2011-04-30 16:27:00 Author: Maxi  Posts: 1176 |
| well you could sell all the droppings as fertilizer and make some money on the side I think (know) that cleaning used toxic waste barrels then painting them to resell is the worst job. (I actually did this for one day, all I could stomach) | 2011-04-30 19:04:00 Author: biorogue  Posts: 8424 |
| but you COULD get some awsome superpowers if it got on you. Actually, I think that being a telemarketer is the worst job ever. | 2011-04-30 20:20:00 Author: nk827 Posts: 193 |
| But you get to call men "ma'am" and women "sir." I think that cleaning sewers with your mouth is the worst job. | 2011-04-30 20:37:00 Author: Captain  Posts: 92 |
| You get nutrients! I think licking stamps for a living is the worse job ever... This is Corrupt Wishes with Jobs right? | 2011-04-30 20:42:00 Author: Kern  Posts: 5078 |
| But you could have that lovely adheisive taste in your mouth! I think being a clown would be the worst job ever. This is Corrupt Wishes with Jobs right? yeah, pretty much. | 2011-04-30 21:06:00 Author: nk827 Posts: 193 |
| What? Bringing smiles to peoples faces? Not to mention tears to childrens faces Worst job: skyscraper window washer | 2011-04-30 21:18:00 Author: Littlebigdude805  Posts: 1924 |
| I disagree, you can use such a fancy lift all day. Personaly, I think mover is the worst job. | 2011-04-30 21:41:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| It's great exercise! Here's a pretty bad one... working at a mortuary. | 2011-05-01 07:05:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| That wouldn't be bad at all! You'd be kept up to date with who's dead and who's not. Not to mention you could easily pull off a murder. Where would you put the body? In the mortuary of course! You have the right authority to get into there, sign the papers etc ^^ I think that being a urine tester would be the worst job ever. "May I take your urine, sir?' | 2011-05-01 07:52:00 Author: Alismuffin  Posts: 1328 |
| How do you mean ? You can throw it at annoying people afterwards. I think the worst job is being a doughnut. | 2011-05-01 08:57:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| At least you're delicious, and most like you. I think most any kind of office job is the worst kind of job. | 2011-05-01 10:25:00 Author: Silverleon  Posts: 6707 |
| Not if you can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiLoANg6nNY&feature=player_embedded I think is a house to house seller. | 2011-05-01 10:54:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| But you're meeting new people every day! Worst job ever is burning medical waste. | 2011-05-01 11:23:00 Author: kirbyman62  Posts: 1893 |
| but think of all the germs you're killing. worst job? Foot odor tester. Smelling feet all day, ugh! | 2011-05-01 14:27:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| but feet are delicious! The worst job ever is a manure stockpiler | 2011-05-01 16:31:00 Author: anoken  Posts: 1654 |
| As long as there's farmers in the world, you'll always be in business. Besides, it's environmentally correct and full of enriching nutrients!... for the plants. Right now, I think it'd suck to be working on Sony's security devision right now (especially since it's local where I'm from ;_; ). | 2011-05-01 18:53:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Its alright! You get access to free Credit Card Details! I think being a cow would be the worst job ever. | 2011-05-01 19:47:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Wha ? No, you can drink milk whenever you want. And if you are a brown cow you can drink chocolate milk, same for black cows and coffee. The worst job ever must be working at the hospital, you know helping older people p ... and stuff | 2011-05-01 20:23:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| But think of all the people you would be helping! I think being a profesional hobo would be the worst job. | 2011-05-01 23:00:00 Author: JamesDNaux  Posts: 757 |
| Why, you don't need to pay rent... I think being a pizza delivery guy on super bowl Sunday Would be the worst job ever. | 2011-05-01 23:04:00 Author: UberOrbPS  Posts: 290 |
| Are you kidding, tips would be great! worst job would be being a crash test dummy | 2011-05-02 01:05:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| Not if you're Buster from Mythbusters. That'd be AWESOME!! Worst job evuh: tax collector. | 2011-05-02 02:39:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| No, tax collector is so evil that the devil himself shivers when one rings his doorbell. if you are one youre a total badass. the worst job must be a plumber without tools. | 2011-05-02 17:38:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| Think by this way: no tools, no job to do =D The worts job in the wolrd must be are dad or mon:you dont win money with thsi, is a 24h job,no one healt care, dont have vacations, you cant ask to be fired and you need spend money with this! | 2011-05-02 18:08:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| ah, no way. As a dad, hearing the laughter and seeing the smiles and feeling the hugs, makes it all worth while no, the worst job is porta potty cleaner after a Renaissance festival | 2011-05-02 19:55:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| No one ever goes to those things anymore, so you're good. I think a repo person is a pretty awful job. | 2011-05-03 14:28:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| what!? being able to legally steal cars would be cool. Just think of the adrenaline rush being a quinea pig testing if radiation is in the area | 2011-05-03 15:34:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| You're a pig, pigd are awesome ... The worst job must be an indian. | 2011-05-03 18:58:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| cool, if you mean a native american indian then you could live in a Tee Pee or if India Indian you could go to Dubai and see that Huge resort worst job, Cat Cleaner | 2011-05-03 21:24:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| At least you get to spend time with cats! Worst job is being a watermelon with no liquid on a Friday night in a little bowl at them resterants, why do they even do that? They're disgusting! | 2011-05-03 22:07:00 Author: Squidge99  Posts: 203 |
| WHAT !? a melon the worst job, nevah ! think on how good you taste. the worst job must be Outlaw-Jack being rushed and tought of being imaginary ... | 2011-05-04 13:01:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| But he gets to shoot people. The worst job would be the owner of BP. (old news) just fur the lulz. | 2011-05-04 17:58:00 Author: craigmond  Posts: 2426 |
| what!? you'd get all that free gas. worst job.....spittoon cleaner | 2011-05-05 03:48:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| No way... you would become the government's top affiliate. No longer will they need to aquire the needed documents in order to cotton swab suspicious individuals, just contact the local spitton cleaner to get us his siliva! The worst job would obviously be working with "anonymous" | 2011-05-05 04:01:00 Author: ShadowTyphoon  Posts: 80 |
| WHAT you get to hack and leave messages that cause mass controversy the worst job is being in the reconstruction of the death star, RIGHT WHEN IT BLEW UP!!! | 2011-05-05 04:03:00 Author: wait wtf  Posts: 853 |
| Hey, just be glad it isn't gonna be YOU that's gonna get blown to smithereens by its death-ray. (And... who the **** thought that being me was a bad job?! I- erm... uh... okay, I can agree with you on that one xD). I think that being an accountant is pretty bad. | 2011-05-05 05:38:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Nah, you can say: Me haz acess to alot o' money ... the worst job must be a pupil studying the whole day ... | 2011-05-06 16:20:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| Think of all the wisdom your brain is absorbing, and you might even go to university if you do alot of it! I think being a messager sending messages back and forward through a battle-field is the worst job ever... | 2011-05-06 16:54:00 Author: Denim360  Posts: 482 |
| How do you mean ? you know stuff beffore its on the news. i think the worst job must be being Clive Handforth. | 2011-05-06 17:30:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
Some people enjoy mourning over their own life... It also shows how self-absorbed they are.  I think placing the caps on toothpaste tubes is the worst job ever. (Mr. Bucket does that job.  ) | 2011-05-08 16:23:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482 |
| But you can always sneak yourself a tube... Being a toilet would be the worst job... | 2011-05-10 22:32:00 Author: JamesDNaux Posts: 757 |
| When you're a toilet, everybody needs you! Licking people's armpits without any reward is the worst job ever! | 2011-05-12 02:05:00 Author: Tomeh999  Posts: 763 |
| Flavored deodorant to satisfy you. Cleaning up after crime scenes such as murders, etc. seems like a very bad job. | 2011-05-12 02:08:00 Author: Maxi Posts: 1176 |
| Flavored deodorant to satisfy you. Cleaning up after crime scenes such as murders, etc. seems like a very bad job. At least you get to play with chalk to outline bodies! Being a sink seems like a terribly dirty job with all those germs. | 2011-05-12 02:17:00 Author: WoodburyRaider  Posts: 1651 |
At least you can keep getting washed every day!  I think being an alien would be terrible... | 2012-01-07 19:59:00 Author: Valeview  Posts: 1581 |
| You would get to get free milk by abducting cows I think that working at an asylum is the worst | 2012-01-09 15:50:00 Author: junk-Warrior7  Posts: 276 |
| Well at least the patients always give you good company I think being a guy who tastes Donut deodrant is bad... P.S Donut deodrant tastes like camels | 2012-01-09 17:11:00 Author: butter-kicker  Posts: 1061 |
| It sounds like it could enhance your taste knowledge, incase youre in a life or death situation where you have to tell what flavor the jellybeans they give you are, blindfolded. I think being Yoshi would be the worst job in the world. | 2012-01-09 22:43:00 Author: Dragonvarsity  Posts: 5208 |
| But you can suck things up and poop it out in an egg! I think being a Best Buy worker is the worst. How can you stand looking at all those electronics without being able to use them! | 2012-01-10 01:59:00 Author: Speedynutty68  Posts: 1614 |
| ... you could buy a remote from ThinkGeek that lets you turn tv's on and off as you please, or change the channel on them. I think the Worst Job is Being an adventurer, who took an arrow to the knee... | 2012-01-10 15:11:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276 |
| so what, who cares. Just think of all the loot you'd have. It's worth a few arrows to the knee. The worst job is having to sniff people's armpits all day as a deodorant tester. | 2012-01-10 15:59:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| At least you could get some free, great smelling deodorant! Worst job ever? Septic tank repairman. | 2012-02-12 21:04:00 Author: nk827 Posts: 193 |
| People pay a fortune for such a humiliating and laborious job. Mall cops, all the hate of real cops, none of the prestige. | 2012-02-12 21:08:00 Author: Littlebigdude805 Posts: 1924 |
| Hey, at least you get free donuts! Being a garbageman is the worst job ever! | 2012-02-12 21:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| One man's trash is another man's treasure! Being a bomb diffuser is the worst job ever. | 2012-02-17 18:01:00 Author: lemurboy12  Posts: 842 |
| At least you get to wear a really cool suit while doing it! I really think trying to find platinum diamonds (Which don't exist) out of rat droppings while paying your boss to find it, with no benefits whatsoever is the ultimately worst job ever. | 2012-02-21 23:15:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Hey, at least there's shiny stuff involved! I think a butt cream tester is the worst job ever. EDIT: King of page 5! | 2012-02-21 23:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| At least you.... uhhhhh.... get paid? I think being an archery dummy is the worst job ever. | 2012-02-22 22:21:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Hey, at least you could mock people if they missed. Also, you'd get as many free arrows as you could want. Being a pea-gravel salesperson you be pretty dull... | 2012-02-25 08:00:00 Author: nk827 Posts: 193 |
| Hey, its the only place you get to say bathroom words in public! I think the worst job ever would be reading books for a living. | 2012-06-27 23:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Reading is awesome and plenty of people will agree. Absolutely the worst job ever would be sewage eater. | 2012-06-27 23:03:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Hey, you'd have an excuse to skip it every 2 out of 3 days! What about a slave? | 2012-06-27 23:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hey, at least you wouldn't need to worry about the hassle of taxes and modern life. Being a chinese child laborer would be pretty bad | 2012-06-29 17:30:00 Author: nk827 Posts: 193 |
| Hey, at least you live in the country where the most merchandise is manufactured! I think being a heat-tester for light bulbs is pretty bad. | 2012-06-29 19:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Well, you could be working in a job related to cold and then catch a flu or something. I think being a person who recovers barrels full of petroleum about to explode is the worst job ever. | 2012-07-13 18:28:00 Author: ALEXhatena  Posts: 1110 |
| Hey, you can set one behind you, run away quick, and act like a movir star, what with the walking in front of an explosion. I think walking dogs for a living is very bad. | 2012-07-13 20:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hey,dogs are pretty awesome. I think bathing cows is the worst job ever. | 2012-07-24 23:42:00 Author: bigl0uc0ntra  Posts: 113 |
| At least you have a yummy drink source nearby! I think posing as an animal for an animal cracker is weird. | 2012-07-25 00:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Being an elephant would be kind of fun. I think the worst job is being a vomit licker without being paid. | 2012-07-25 05:54:00 Author: bigl0uc0ntra Posts: 113 |
| Umm...you're extraordinary? Worst job: Sitting perfectly still, acting like a statue. | 2012-07-25 14:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| At least you wouldn't be a mime? I think a worse job would be Latinplayer's level tester. | 2012-07-25 15:41:00 Author: DreadRandal  Posts: 434 |
| At least you could play levels. The worst job will be guarding a volcano. | 2012-07-26 23:19:00 Author: bigl0uc0ntra Posts: 113 |
| Hey, at least before you die, you can make scientific observations! I think being Latin_Player_10's slave is worse. | 2012-07-27 00:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
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