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Assistance Needed: Evil Twin Must Be Located!

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I was having a nice cup of tea when a stranger walked right into my lovely home. He smelled, looked, felt, sounded, and tasted just like myself. After a brief chat, I uncovered the fact he was my twin brother! But not just any twin brother, no, he was my evil twin brother! He then ran away, and I fear he is causing much havoc to my reputation. If he is lacking my amazing monocle, please disregard him as the real Clayton! If you see him, send me a telegram detailing his whereabouts!
Good day!

-Clayton
2011-04-01 18:42:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Did he look anything like this?
http://i53.tinypic.com/2q18e89.jpg
2011-04-01 18:45:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


Haha! Here I am, watcha gonna do?


and tasted just like myself.

That reminds me, sir, could I get my finger back?
2011-04-01 18:45:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


Brother, thou must stay away from the evil Alec! He wishes to use the awesomeness inside of us to take over the world!

-Clayton

P.S. I am sorry, but your finger is now melting in my stomach.
2011-04-01 18:46:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Damm, and I thought I was the only one! 2011-04-01 18:48:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Brother, thou must stay away from the evil Alec! He wishes to use the awesomeness inside of us to take over the world!

-Clayton

P.S. I am sorry, but your finger is now melting in my stomach.

Who's this super handsome Alec that everyone is talking about?
2011-04-01 18:49:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


WHA ?
>.>
HOW?
<.<
HUNH???
*passes out*
2011-04-01 18:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Who's this super handsome Alec that everyone is talking about?

An evil mastermind, who's only goal is to rule all the lands, and eat every flavour of cupcakes!

-Clayton
2011-04-01 18:51:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


An evil mastermind, who's only goal is to rule all the lands, and eat every flavour of cupcakes!

-Clayton

Oh... Oh dear. That is horrible. There's only one thing to do. To the ClayCave!
2011-04-01 18:54:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


Oh... Oh dear. That is horrible. There's only one thing to do. To the ClayCave!

Shall you drive while I slumber in the back seat of the ClayMobile?

-Clayton
2011-04-01 18:57:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


This reminds me of these two guys I once knew. I think they're names were Snake and Liquid? Why not drop them a telegram at 141.80?

I think they're on good terms now, but I could be wrong.
2011-04-01 18:59:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


Shall you drive while I slumber in the back seat of the ClayMobile?

-Clayton

Why not let our butler Doopz drive and we can bot slumber in the back seat of our ClayMobile?
2011-04-01 19:02:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


Why not let our butler Doopz drive and we can bot hslumber in the back seat of our ClayMobile?

All right. It will be at least a two hour drive. Until then, I slumber!

-Clayton
2011-04-01 19:02:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


All right. It will be at least a two hour drive. Until then, I slumber!

-Clayton
I shall slumber too!

Good day night!
2011-04-01 19:04:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


O_o
What the, I thought One Clay was enough
2011-04-01 19:18:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Huh?
What?
OMG?
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!
2011-04-01 19:22:00

Author:
Unknown User


ANOTHER brat?

My god...

THEY'RE MULTIPLYING D:
2011-04-01 22:52:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Can someone explain what the heck is going on, and which one of you is evil?!2011-04-02 02:28:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199


It is the uncivilized (no offence brother) one who was the 'evil' one.

We arrived at Alec's hidden headquarters, a giant floating fish over an overpopulated village called 'New York' by the locals. We flew up to the fish to be ambushed! Sadly, my brother did not make it. May his soul rest in everlasting peace. I escaped as soon as I could, and now I fear Alec's soldiers are after me. I'm afraid this will the last you hear of me, and my brother. Good-bye!

-Clayton
2011-04-02 05:27:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Two clays?

Genius.
2011-04-02 20:12:00

Author:
talbot-trembler
Posts: 1114


The funniest thing is; After Alec changed his name to Ultimateclay, Someone joined the site under the name Alec, So he can't change back!2011-04-02 20:34:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


lol- Maybe he needs to go abck to CrazyAlec then? 2011-04-02 20:35:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


How.............What................I. Oh good lord.2011-04-02 20:40:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426


The funniest thing is; After Alec changed his name to Ultimateclay, Someone joined the site under the name Alec, So he can't change back!

Quite. Then my evil twin brother STOLE my identity. This all went very wrong chaps.

-Clayton
2011-04-02 20:47:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Changed name to Alec_CKA

UltimateClay is now free (that sounded horribly wrong), that name is free. >_<
2011-04-02 23:13:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


Mr. UltimateClay has left due to urgent matters, but I have a feeling we will be seeing him again. Happy April Fools all! 2011-04-03 00:01:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Yeah, this one even left a sequel to one of our members... 2011-04-03 14:25:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


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