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Stand Up Comedy Thread
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Post your favorite comics and routines. Remember, if the routine contains offensive material, put the video in: Spoiler Tags. Demetri Martin: Contains Slight Profanity mKnzPHtf9u4 98RECgRc5HA 0hUHDIOazIU NzsEtafv-FA xyfipbbArq0 fjlkfl9i-lA | 2008-11-25 21:52:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Two words, Gabriel Iglesias. nUIh2U7hFAo and b60gXs_esnk | 2008-11-25 21:57:00 Author: Code1337 ![]() Posts: 3476 |
anything by Ron White! | 2008-11-25 23:24:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
So a guy walks into a bar. LOL So a baby seal walks into a club. LOL So a preist a rabbi and lawyer walk into a bar, and the bar tender slams his drink down and says "THATS IT. EVERYBODY OUT." So a guy comes into a bar and sets a giraffe down on the table, and the bar tender says "hey you cant leave that lyin there." The guy stares at him funny and says "Sir, thats not a lion, thats a giraffe!" This one will probably get me an infraction but.... Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nevermind..lol | 2008-11-25 23:29:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
That's not exactly what this thread is for, it is for actual videos of comics. ![]() | 2008-11-25 23:49:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
That's not exactly what this thread is for, it is for actual videos of comics. ![]() ![]() | 2008-11-26 00:31:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
![]() http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/so-not-funny.jpg | 2008-11-26 00:35:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h111/s1uff/PWNED.jpg?t=1227660946 | 2008-11-26 00:55:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I saw the thread title and thought "I think I'll introduce lulz across the board by showing Demitri Martin" but it seems Marino beat me to it right off the bat. With stuff of his I haven't seen before, I might add. Bravo! Instead, here's Pablo Francisco: t53E-u0U5rI | 2008-11-26 02:30:00 Author: UmJammerSully ![]() Posts: 1097 |
Steven Wright. Using spoiler just in case, plus it reduces lag. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYffXv7jMYQ | 2008-11-26 03:58:00 Author: whatisnarwhal ![]() Posts: 164 |
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h111/s1uff/PWNED.jpg?t=1227660946 Now that is funny, back in topic: Dane Cook, he makes you nostalgic for the old punch-line jokes, but man his stories are funny. Warning; contains some profanity and pokes fun of some beliefs. Some religion and belief tolerance are required (you know who you are) 7L0G1DGCWwI | 2008-11-26 06:56:00 Author: Reshin ![]() Posts: 1081 |
Ricky Gervais now this is only some of his work and everyone knows him but he is GREAT! now im Christian so it's ok E_EXqdJ4L7I and also eddie Murphy has some AWESOME work!! | 2008-11-26 08:51:00 Author: Thee-Flash ![]() Posts: 3154 |
Eddie Izzard. Search "Death Star Canteen" on Youtube. I'd link, but no YT access atm. | 2008-11-26 09:28:00 Author: flakmagnet ![]() Posts: 1084 |
Ricky Gervais It's a shame he hasn't caught on more here in America. I think the man is a comedy genius and the stuff he's written along with Steve Merchant is nothing short of brilliant, but a good deal of Americans just can't appreciate his complex sense of humor. Oh well. I don't have YouTube access here at work so it makes posting videos difficult to say the least. So, how about some of my favorites then? Sam Kinison Eddie Murphy Ricky Gervais Bill Hicks Mitch Hedberg All should be very easy to find on YouTube. | 2008-11-26 13:05:00 Author: supersickie ![]() Posts: 1366 |
right now Jim Gaffigan also Pablo Fransicso and Steven Lynch the singing comedian | 2008-11-26 22:27:00 Author: Frank-the-Bunny ![]() Posts: 1246 |
Now that is funny, back in topic: Dane Cook, he makes you nostalgic for the old punch-line jokes, but man his stories are funny. Not only is Dane Cook extremely unfunny, he actually STEALS jokes from other comedians. I have no respect for that man. Yeah, pre-teens like him, but they develop a sense of humor sooner or later. Zy4zgCsgqyo I am Dane Cook! I tell unfunny observations while acting like I have A.D.D! Just a few jokes Dane CRook has stolen: kwCiyR4-YLc dz3_ZYYE9II | 2008-11-26 22:46:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Achmed the dead terrorist. I would post it, but it might offend some people. If it dont think it will offend you (Religion?) then youtube it. Its the one with millions of views. | 2008-11-26 22:56:00 Author: moleynator ![]() Posts: 2914 |
George Carlin: Contains profanity and honesty, may be offensive to some people, you know who you are. ![]() MeSSwKffj9o | 2008-11-26 22:58:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I'll miss George Carlin, one of my favorite comedians, which reminds me of my fav act of his Warning; cursing and a just a little pinch of ignorance (Not for Al Gore) eScDfYzMEEw Also; why so intolerant Marino? Your just outright intolerant of other people's beliefs and opinions. People love Dane Cook (A lot for that matter) and because you find him annoying (A lot of people do) you downright mock everyone that do... Man, learn some tolerance http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/Kiwni/ddsa.jpg | 2008-11-27 00:30:00 Author: Reshin ![]() Posts: 1081 |
Watch Pablo Fransisco or Jim Gaffigan they have an odd sense of telling the jokes but once they are told they are funny. I like both of them give em a try at least. | 2008-11-27 04:45:00 Author: Frank-the-Bunny ![]() Posts: 1246 |
I'll miss George Carlin, one of my favorite comedians, which reminds me of my fav act of his Warning; cursing and a just a little pinch of ignorance (Not for Al Gore) eScDfYzMEEw Also; why so intolerant Marino? Your just outright intolerant of other people's beliefs and opinions. People love Dane Cook (A lot for that matter) and because you find him annoying (A lot of people do) you downright mock everyone that do... Man, learn some tolerance http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/Kiwni/ddsa.jpg Just because I don't like Dane Cook I'm intolerant? I'm one of the only tolerant people I know. Seriously. ![]() | 2008-11-27 04:48:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I suggest otherwise. | 2008-11-27 10:03:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
It's a proven fact that Dane Cook steals jokes. Whether you find his delivery amusing or not, it's a mark of respect not to steal other people's routines, even if you do adapt them. The only exceptions are when it is intentional, well known, and you aren't trying to pass it up as your own (eg. Eddie Izzard, Alan Rickman, Vic Reeves and Harry Enfield doing a rendition of the 4 Yorkshiremen sketch. Everyone knew it wasn't their work, but their tribute to a great sketch.) Whilst we're on the Dane Cook hatred thing atm, are there any other KATG listeners on here? (If so, Brumski!) | 2008-11-27 10:29:00 Author: flakmagnet ![]() Posts: 1084 |
Mqs9ap3iV-4 :hero: | 2008-12-14 22:13:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
My favorite stand-up comedians: Louis C.K., Stephen Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Demitri Martin, Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Bill Burr, Dave Attel, Bill Cosby, D.I.C.E. (Guilty pleasure lol) Here's some Louis CK. I'm sure there is cussing. TG4f9zR5yzY | 2008-12-14 23:00:00 Author: Voltiare ![]() Posts: 646 |
Chris Rock. Lee Evans Freddy Star | 2008-12-14 23:01:00 Author: DrunkMiffy ![]() Posts: 2758 |
http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg201/scaled.php?server=201&filename=picture22es5.png&xsize=578&ysize=480 hWiBt-pqp0E | 2008-12-19 04:02:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Russell Howard, Frankie Boyle. ![]() Russell Howard Live | 2008-12-19 07:03:00 Author: Boomy ![]() Posts: 3701 |
Legends of Mock The Week. Shame their live acts are just recycled lines from the show. Dara O'Briain's live show though is gold. Pure unadulterated gold. My favourite comedian has got to be Jimmy Carr. | 2008-12-19 11:02:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Also: Bill Bailey | 2008-12-19 11:05:00 Author: flakmagnet ![]() Posts: 1084 |
Legends of Mock The Week. Shame their live acts are just recycled lines from the show. Dara O'Briain's live show though is gold. Pure unadulterated gold. My favourite comedian has got to be Jimmy Carr. Russell Howard's stuff is not from mock the week, I just got his new DVD all new stuff apart from like 2 jokes from his Apollo gigs. | 2008-12-20 16:04:00 Author: Boomy ![]() Posts: 3701 |
Warning: A Marino Post vjA2-VvYlnA fntiAF3OSts xRkA6zugNMQ | 2008-12-20 22:00:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
So I go into a pizza parlah and he says Ey, you gonna buy a pizza or what and i says to da guy no I aint gonna buy no I aint gonna buys a pizza and he kicked me out and I said ey! Epic rofl. | 2008-12-21 01:19:00 Author: qrtda235566 ![]() Posts: 3664 |
Anyone seen acmed the dead terrorist? Youtube it. Unless you are a bomber, jew, catholic priest, Lindsay Lohan or Michael Jackson. | 2008-12-21 01:26:00 Author: moleynator ![]() Posts: 2914 |
Anyone seen acmed the dead terrorist? Youtube it. Unless you are a bomber, jew, catholic priest, Lindsay Lohan or Michael Jackson. There was an advert for using his "jokes" (not sure if it's even legal to call them that) as ringtones. Didn't even provoke a smirk. | 2008-12-21 01:30:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I think its funny, but a lot of it is visual. | 2008-12-21 01:35:00 Author: moleynator ![]() Posts: 2914 |
Anyone seen acmed the dead terrorist? Youtube it. Unless you are a bomber, jew, catholic priest, Lindsay Lohan or Michael Jackson. Didn't find this funny at all :l | 2008-12-21 09:48:00 Author: Boomy ![]() Posts: 3701 |
Anyone seen acmed the dead terrorist? Youtube it. Unless you are a bomber, jew, catholic priest, Lindsay Lohan or Michael Jackson. I've seen it a while ago, it has some funny moments, it's really only good because he can do more then one voice. | 2008-12-21 09:50:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino ![]() Posts: 5250 |
My favorite comedians are George Carlin, David Letterman, Bill Maher, Bill Cosby, Lewis Black, The Blue Collar Crew, the religious right, Don Rickles, Jeff Dunham, and Louis C.K. | 2008-12-22 01:16:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
who is your favourite comedian? mine is chris rock | 2008-12-24 10:18:00 Author: Little Big Planet Legend ![]() Posts: 79 |
i'm the funniest ![]() i don't have a favourite comedian | 2008-12-24 10:22:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
of course you are ![]() | 2008-12-24 10:27:00 Author: Little Big Planet Legend ![]() Posts: 79 |
https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=t=5249&highlight=comedian ![]() | 2008-12-24 10:35:00 Author: Boomy ![]() Posts: 3701 |
Dave Chappelle! | 2008-12-24 13:07:00 Author: [OGM]CrAcKhEaD ![]() Posts: 26 |
Yup, I was just going to mention the thread boomy linked. Thanks. Threads merged together. | 2008-12-24 13:07:00 Author: Forsaken ![]() Posts: 950 |
Dara O'Brian is also a comedy genius ![]() | 2008-12-24 13:17:00 Author: Boomy ![]() Posts: 3701 |
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