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Your final words
Archive: 111 posts
| If you could pick one word, sentence, phrase etc. to say just before you die, what would it be? Mine would be "AVENGE MEEEEEEE!" | 2008-11-22 23:37:00 Author: Killian  Posts: 2575 |
| To live, is to die. I will have that put on my gravestone. | 2008-11-22 23:40:00 Author: Code1337  Posts: 3476 |
| "And now you know how not to handle a potato launcher." | 2008-11-22 23:45:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| STFU and get me another sandwich | 2008-11-22 23:46:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes  Posts: 1100 |
| "I'm coming to get you, God/Satan!" Depending on how my life works out. | 2008-11-22 23:50:00 Author: Unknown User |
| You really think i shouldn't drink this poison? | 2008-11-22 23:56:00 Author: FrozenNeon  Posts: 77 |
| You really think i shouldn't drink this poison? Hahaha  ... | 2008-11-23 00:01:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575 |
| It shall be... MEERKATARACTS! | 2008-11-23 00:15:00 Author: Rabid-Coot  Posts: 6728 |
| Balls, sir. Balls. | 2008-11-23 00:16:00 Author: Splapp-me-do  Posts: 86 |
| "Candlejack." Would be the same effect as dividing by zero. You get it? You can't die twice. .. .. LOOK A HOUND!!! | 2008-11-23 00:36:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I accidentally my whole life | 2008-11-23 00:39:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| I accidentally my whole life I got a better one: *sigh* "I did it for teh lulz" | 2008-11-23 00:42:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I got a better one: *sigh* "I did it for teh lulz" How about: Milhouse will NEVER be a meme. That should stop all those Milhouse GETS. | 2008-11-23 00:49:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| Can evil even die...? Seriously, though. It's me. what else would I say with my last breath? Peanuts! ... Ok, no. seriously, it would be: "And now everything ends, and everything begins... how can life live without evil? How can ANYTHING exist without evil? It can't simple as that. And so, you have doomed the world to a lifetime of nothingness. You have destroyed the bal;ance of yin and yang, and doomed the world. Nice job, mate." | 2008-11-23 01:37:00 Author: RockSauron  Posts: 10882 |
I won't die so this is irrelevant.  | 2008-11-23 01:42:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I won't die so this is irrelevant. How do you think you'll die then? | 2008-11-23 01:43:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575 |
Legends never die.  | 2008-11-23 01:43:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Hahahah. You and Chuck Norris until the end of time then? | 2008-11-23 01:45:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575 |
| I won't die so this is irrelevant. It's irrelvant for me as well (name me how one can kill evil), but if one could... THAT is what will happen. anyway, pizza cakes? | 2008-11-23 01:45:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882 |
| Hahahah. You and Chuck Norris until the end of time then? I hate Chuck Norris.  | 2008-11-23 01:46:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I hate Chuck Norris. You may only have seconds to live... | 2008-11-23 01:47:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575 |
| "Respawn in 3...2...1..." | 2008-11-23 01:47:00 Author: Voltiare  Posts: 646 |
| How about: Milhouse will NEVER be a meme. That should stop all those Milhouse GETS. Rules 1 and 2. | 2008-11-23 02:10:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476 |
| Rules 1 and 2. Only apply to raids fool. | 2008-11-23 02:12:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| Only apply to raids fool. You're raiding this thread. (basically, I'm telling you to stop making irrelevant posts) | 2008-11-23 02:14:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476 |
| Aha, but you also made your irrelevant post. Mine were not, but possible last words full of win. /excuse, time to leave this thread! | 2008-11-23 02:18:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| I'm very fond of the epitaph on Ian Curtis' gravestone, "Love will tear us apart". That said, I'd go for "That's what she said". | 2008-11-23 04:26:00 Author: supersickie  Posts: 1366 |
| Why're we dying to live, when we're living to die. Naaaaaah 'Jah Bless' =] | 2008-11-23 04:29:00 Author: BobMarley  Posts: 260 |
| "Even in death I shall continue to pull the strings..." Because that's what I do best. Either that or: "LADIPIDIPIDALLA!!!!1!1!1!!! *w* (yay)" "Respawn in 3...2...1..." I xD'd. | 2008-11-23 06:05:00 Author: ScytheOfGrim  Posts: 438 |
| Code's will TOTALLY be "I leik mudkipz" hehe jks. My last words will be something poetic and meaningful. Maybe something like "Farts". | 2008-11-23 06:14:00 Author: Unknown User |
| "Guys, when I said 'Give me liberty or give me death' I was kidding!" | 2008-11-23 06:16:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Sickie beat me to mine. "That's what she said." On my gravestone, I want: "Eram quod es, eris quod sum" is a Latin phrase that is often found on gravestones and translates as "I was what you are, you will be what I am". | 2008-11-23 09:07:00 Author: flakmagnet  Posts: 1084 |
| "Quick, pull my finger" and when someone does it, die Would be haunting that someone for the rest of his life... EDIT: Whoops sorry for this bump... this alway happens when I'm looking at "find all posts by someone" | 2010-03-13 23:33:00 Author: napero7  Posts: 1653 |
| Try to be more careful next time . | 2010-03-13 23:36:00 Author: Doopz  Posts: 5592 |
| Can evil even die...? Seriously, though. It's me. what else would I say with my last breath? Peanuts! ... Ok, no. seriously, it would be: "And now everything ends, and everything begins... how can life live without evil? How can ANYTHING exist without evil? It can't simple as that. And so, you have doomed the world to a lifetime of nothingness. You have destroyed the bal;ance of yin and yang, and doomed the world. Nice job, mate." Truer words were never spoken :kz: Ah, the days of me and stix's epic battles... wait wuh? /RPGed | 2010-03-14 00:37:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882 |
| "Hey watch this..." OR.. *hums Super Mario Bros game over tune* | 2010-03-14 00:41:00 Author: Testudini  Posts: 3262 |
| tis but a flesh wound | 2010-03-14 00:52:00 Author: TheCountessZ  Posts: 537 |
| tis but a flesh wound I'm not sure why I thanked you since you took exactly what I was going to say  | 2010-03-14 09:15:00 Author: SR20DETDOG  Posts: 2431 |
| "Go Away! I'm fine!" | 2010-03-14 11:39:00 Author: Plasmavore  Posts: 1913 |
| I've got it! I've worked out the meaning of life /die | 2010-03-14 15:57:00 Author: Coxy224  Posts: 2645 |
| Urgh....I ate.....too much pie.....Blargh! | 2010-03-14 16:32:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664 |
| I have buried ?1million in *dies* >:] | 2010-03-14 16:45:00 Author: Boomy  Posts: 3701 |
| Ouch, that really hurt why would you do that? | 2010-03-14 17:47:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592 |
| Revenge My! _______________________________________ | 2010-03-14 17:54:00 Author: Unknown User |
| It will either be: "Help me Tom Cruise! Use your witchcraft on me!" or "I'm already dead in their eyes." | 2010-03-14 20:29:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| Actually I'd go: ''I-I see.. a light, oh my god it's heaven, no wait, whats that!? Oh MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS IT, ITS COMING TOWARDS ME!!! AAAAAH IT-ITS EATING ME!!!!!!'' *dies* I guess my mind works differently to others.. | 2010-03-14 20:36:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| Aw, wait... C'mon! DO-OVER!! | 2010-03-14 20:36:00 Author: v0rtex  Posts: 1878 |
| Probably something like: "Guys, there's lag in real life. You want proof? It took Jesus three days to respawn." Something serious, maybe: "…and so begins this, the day which we were born for, the day which we seek to end all, be all, and win all. For it is this day that we choose to reach for our full potential, fearing the idea of being lost to oblivion. So fight on, you guardians of fortune, for it is with you that humanity's advances rest." And to whoever hates Chuck Norris - be careful. He's watching you now. | 2010-03-14 20:37:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| Guys, there's lag in real life. You want proof? It took Jesus three days to respawn. That is an epic quote. Since ARD is no longer here , I'll put it in my sig. | 2010-03-14 21:48:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592 |
| because im atheist i would say im going to become a tree then chopped down and turned into a bible lol | 2010-03-14 23:05:00 Author: WESFUN  Posts: 1336 |
| "Remember when my sister fell down the stairs? That was all me." /dies | 2010-03-14 23:27:00 Author: iGotFancyPants  Posts: 1355 |
| I'll be bawk. http://ocricket.com/i-ll-be-back.jpg | 2010-03-14 23:41:00 Author: Incinerator22  Posts: 3251 |
| "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" or "May the force be with you, Always." | 2010-03-14 23:52:00 Author: Nurolight  Posts: 918 |
| I'll be bawk. http://ocricket.com/i-ll-be-back.jpg With WEHPONS. | 2010-03-14 23:59:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| i wish my first word would be "quote" so my last word could be "unquote" | 2010-03-15 14:32:00 Author: Voodeedoo  Posts: 724 |
| Possible last words for me "yeeha!" "Somebody press "Reset"!" "OMG i rocked" "You'll miss me" "see ya later, Hauting my house foreva" "Showtime..." | 2010-03-16 03:26:00 Author: Racroz  Posts: 406 |
| If faced with imminent death at the hands of a worthy opponent, maybe a televised execution, these would be my final words. "You have not the slightest idea of WHO I AM, do you? You think you've stopped me, but you're incorrect. Somewhere out there, someone will have heard my story, and they'll stop you, and they'll do it with such force your head will implode from the volatile awesomeness which will occur. I could say nothing ever ends, or all that things will end eventually. But that's not original, and the one true thing, my final words, my epilogue, they will ring out for eternity because they are true. Death is merely another inconvenience." | 2010-03-16 03:34:00 Author: Astrosimi  Posts: 2046 |
| "At last! Another day to excel with GREAT exuberance!" And then fall over dead. | 2010-03-16 03:40:00 Author: Frinklebumper  Posts: 941 |
| I will say "I always loved tomatoes but i never told you." | 2010-03-16 03:48:00 Author: Shhabbazz  Posts: 746 |
| Are you sure this is safe? | 2010-05-28 21:10:00 Author: weitti Posts: 2 |
| Every little thing... is gonna be alright -dies- | 2010-05-28 21:16:00 Author: flamingemu  Posts: 1872 |
| Oh a bus..... Thats what i would say lol.......... Cya....... | 2010-05-28 21:17:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Oh no... not again. | 2010-05-28 21:18:00 Author: jwwphotos  Posts: 11383 |
| I would tell my family all the things I lied to them about, and say insulting things to them and make them hate me. I'd rather have them hate me and not feel the pain of mourning and loss, yeah? Unless you want people to mourn over you. | 2010-05-29 02:34:00 Author: Voodeedoo Posts: 724 |
| Id have to pick... But i NEED tacos! If i dont have them i explode!.. That happens to me sometimes.. | 2010-05-29 02:47:00 Author: Maxi  Posts: 1176 |
| "If life is just a joke, then why are we laughing?" "But does anyone notice? Does anyone care?" LAWL LYRICS | 2010-05-29 02:52:00 Author: AbstractSam  Posts: 332 |
| Get me a better doctor. Do you liek mudkipz? Why did you put that IN THERE!? | 2010-05-29 03:11:00 Author: bonner123  Posts: 1487 |
| Oh Fudgepops did i die again? | 2010-05-29 03:13:00 Author: Snrm  Posts: 6419 |
| ... I'm already dead. | 2010-05-29 03:16:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| If i had to pick i wouldn't choose some pre-made/ famoud quote" that just make people remember the people from the qotes more, not the person who re-said them... Rather be original and fail than to copy and still fail. Now jokingly: - "Haha, you think this is bad, wait 'till you see what i did to your-" - "/life" - "Chuck Norris sucks!" (As anyone who says that those become his last words.) - "Please listen carefully to my last wish and fullfil it, i don't think i could ever forgive you if you didn't *whispers last wiish so its unhearable* please complete that simple task, that is the only thing i ask of you..." - "Now all my debts are belong to you!" - "Thankfully you still got that cure i gave you years back, right?" - "Worst game ever..." - "Phantom or Zombie friend, your pick buddy!" | 2010-05-29 03:18:00 Author: Silverleon  Posts: 6707 |
| -you have to be Kidding me! -curse you perry the platypus -I Did it for the Lolz! - | 2010-05-29 13:43:00 Author: Unknown User |
| "Houston, we have a problem ." --and / or -- "I Love you, too" | 2010-05-29 14:21:00 Author: swanbrown  Posts: 898 |
| HEEEEEEEEEELP ME! Thats my last words | 2010-05-29 14:35:00 Author: Alec  Posts: 3871 |
| That is an epic quote. Since ARD is no longer here , I'll put it in my sig. Wait, what? I'm Jesus? | 2010-05-29 14:35:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291 |
| "It's supposed to creak, right?" "That's not how you do it, you do it like this." "That's not gunpowder. Look, I'll show you." "Well, you don't look like an axe-murderer." "That beaker's got skull and crossbones on it. It must be a pirate drink!" "Pffft! You can't have a heart attack from eating 50 McDonald's Big Macs in a row." "I don't need a gun. I'm too manly for that bear to handle." "I'll prove to you that you can eat knife and forks." "Guns don't kill people..." "I'm not pressing the big red button! Bad things happen when you do! I'll press the small green one instead." "Welcome to Jurassic Park! I'm pretty sure we had a T-Rex..." "I'll take that snapping turtle down! I'll bop it on the head like Mario!" | 2010-05-29 15:30:00 Author: trip090  Posts: 1562 |
| "of course this is safe, what do you take me for? An idiot?" /dies | 2010-05-29 15:33:00 Author: Kern  Posts: 5078 |
| from jesus Be right back in 3 Days | 2010-05-29 21:54:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Wait, what? I'm Jesus? Lol, I have no idea... I actually don't remember posting that.... O__o Weird, huh? I either mistook Ragfell for you, or I was high... | 2010-05-29 23:53:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592 |
| The cake is a lie/dies You just lost the game/Dies I'm gonna live for ever!/dies This new sort of drink will do so you live for ever and ever, I'll now show you how it works *Drinks*, See it's ... /dies | 2010-05-30 00:02:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871 |
| I'd say BRB Or "I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's" /makes myself dead | 2010-05-30 00:31:00 Author: Voodeedoo Posts: 724 |
| "I don't know who hooked this up for you, but none of this stuff is grounded." | 2010-05-30 07:37:00 Author: swanbrown Posts: 898 |
| Other Person: "This rope bridge looks unstable" Me: "Don't be a Wuss" | 2010-05-30 12:42:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| http://rutalkingtome.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/fuuuuuu.jpg yeah thaths how it is to Die | 2010-05-30 13:05:00 Author: Unknown User |
| did you turn power off? | 2010-06-02 23:01:00 Author: weitti Posts: 2 |
| Meatwad never dies, I just keep multiplying. | 2010-06-02 23:07:00 Author: xX-EPIC_MEATWAD-Xx  Posts: 160 |
| I..... i love you cupcake.. (literal cupcake) | 2010-06-02 23:07:00 Author: Maxi Posts: 1176 |
| What does this button do? | 2010-06-02 23:23:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X  Posts: 1800 |
| "8 more lives to go!" | 2010-06-02 23:25:00 Author: Thunderstruck  Posts: 296 |
| Mine would be: "Epic. Life. Fail." =D And on my tombstone: Let 'er R.I.P ORRR Last words: To be continued...? | 2010-06-02 23:29:00 Author: Weretigr  Posts: 2105 |
| I'll have to take a leaf out Terry Pratchett's "Going Postal"~ "I commend my soul to any god that can find it." | 2010-06-03 13:53:00 Author: FuzzballFox  Posts: 217 |
| "Son, I've been sterile for all my life" | 2010-06-03 14:18:00 Author: Keldur  Posts: 628 |
| Either, "WILSON!" or "Anything with a point will dull out. I, I have became dull". | 2010-06-03 23:04:00 Author: Phosphorus15 Posts: 463 |
| "Again?" ..... | 2010-06-04 00:06:00 Author: Unknown User |
| "Soylent Greens is people!" | 2010-06-04 00:12:00 Author: Sunrise_Moon  Posts: 469 |
| "Get Out the way you sponge!" "I Own at Tiger Hunting!" "Im with him! The real religion is..." "Hmm red candles 'Dee-na-meet-ay' hmm must be Italian" | 2010-06-04 00:19:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| "Draw!!!!" | 2010-06-04 06:31:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| "Chocolate Rain?" | 2010-06-04 06:48:00 Author: rseah  Posts: 2701 |
| "Banana" It was my first word. So it shall be my last. :3 | 2010-06-04 07:40:00 Author: Jovuto  Posts: 2345 |
| Either "So...What was the man's name on first base?" in reference to the old Abbott and Costello skit or simply "See ya When I See ya!" being the phase I usually say when saying good bye to friends. Or I might throw something from out of left field and catch everyone surprised. | 2010-06-04 12:42:00 Author: 4wheel  Posts: 511 |
| "Get... Mandoza!" (Reference to the Mcbain Character in the Simpsons) "Leeerrrrooooyyyyy!!!!!!! Jeennnnkkkkiiiiinnnnsss!!" "Don't fret they're bluffing" "I have always loved you..." | 2010-06-04 21:08:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| *Falls in quiksand* Pff Figures.  *Slowly dies* | 2010-06-04 22:36:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| "God forgive them since they don't know what they're doing" or "WouldYouPleaseShutUpForOnce!" or "I'm sorry, I betrayed you with Caroline, Nina, Daisy, Emily, Francesca, Samantha...so if you wanna hear the full list stop suffocating me!" | 2010-06-05 06:59:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112 |
| "A boy has the right to dream. There are endless possibilities streched out before him, what awaits him down the path, he will then have to choose" | 2010-06-05 10:30:00 Author: Nurolight Posts: 918 |
| ...Or I'll just fart! | 2010-06-05 10:32:00 Author: Nurolight Posts: 918 |
| try not to double post next time click edit instead "How's the weather up there?" | 2010-06-05 10:39:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| "I should have turned to the right" or "Can I go to the toilet?" *Goes to toilet and sneaks out through bathroom window. Runs away. Beat ya.* | 2010-06-05 20:08:00 Author: moonwire  Posts: 1627 |
| "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" "we killed it!" | 2010-06-05 20:12:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Hey guys, I found the cure for canc.. *BOOM*! | 2010-06-05 20:24:00 Author: AgentBanana  Posts: 511 |
| Hasta la vista. Baby. *Massive epic explosion* http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm22/wonder_lick/Animated%20pics/wonder_lick_Awesome.gif Or... Someone take that rocket launcher away from Jamal before he kills all of us-*BOOM* http://www.lolblog.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Stupid-Terrorists.jpg Final idea: "Oh no, not again" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsK6aRuSBIc I'm going to have to die a few times if I'm to say all these! >.< | 2010-06-05 21:59:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105 |
| Remember... man's best gift... is root beer... | 2010-06-05 22:01:00 Author: JspOt  Posts: 3607 |
| Remember... man's best gift... is root beer... You really love that stuff, don't you? I shall have to try it some day... | 2010-06-05 22:13:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105 |
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