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Who wants a McWedding?

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Apparently, for the low low price of $1,282, you can get married at McDonalds in Hong Kong.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110214/..._mcdonalds_odd

Or perhaps a KFC wedding reception? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-12433996)		2011-02-15 00:59:00

Author:
MrFunctionality
Posts: 637

Can I get fries with that?2011-02-15 01:01:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

I want a mcburger or something like that and fries with that too please, don't add to much salt like you messed it up last time2011-02-15 01:07:00

Author:
PhantomSpyro
Posts: 7

Can you use the drive through?2011-02-15 01:10:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

Can you use the drive through?

No, that would be weird 		2011-02-15 01:13:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

I dont know about you guys, but I just buy McWeddings for the free toy.2011-02-15 01:20:00

Author:
MrFunctionality
Posts: 637

Drive-through weddings sound more like something America would do. "Would you like an apple pie with that ring?"

Anyway, this is rather horrifying.		2011-02-15 01:20:00

Author:
Patronus21
Posts: 266

Drive-through weddings sound more like something America would do. "Would you like an apple pie with that ring?"

Anyway, this is rather horrifying.

Ring? More like onion ring! Duhhh i'm so funneh.		2011-02-15 01:38:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

Drive-through weddings sound more like something America would do. "Would you like an apple pie with that ring?"

Anyway, that was rather racist .

fixed it for ya 		2011-02-15 01:43:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

fixed it for ya

How's it racist?

May wanna explain why you're pointing the knife towards someone before doing it, you know?		2011-02-15 01:57:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

fixed it for ya

Lol, if that's your idea of racism, I envy you. Really I do.

Careful now. Don't want this to spiral off into a race debate...-_-		2011-02-15 01:58:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

Lol, if that's your idea of racism, I envy you. Really I do.

Careful now. Don't want this to spiral off into a race debate...-_-
You envy people who are quick to judge? I wouldn't rule yourself out


How's it racist?

May wanna explain why you're pointing the knife towards someone before doing it, you know?

His joke implies that American culture is completely infused with trans-fat fast food, my joke was playing off his.
It was supposed to be funny. But even funnier the reactions from the race zealots hehe. 		2011-02-15 02:03:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

You envy people who are quick to judge? I wouldn't rule yourself out




No. I envy your naivety to what racism is. But hey, this all seems to be in good fun, so let's leave the snide comment aside huh? To quote myself
Don't want this to spiral off into a race debate...-_-		2011-02-15 02:21:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

http://4nx13typhr34k.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/mcwedding.png

Peace people, the McWedding brings people together, not tears them apart.

Now let's all go grab some shakes 		2011-02-15 02:24:00

Author:
MrFunctionality
Posts: 637

No. I envy your naivety to what racism is.'
mmm see, now you're just trying to hurt me, pathetic.

Now, does anyone have a number on how many couples have sprung for this? This should be funny.		2011-02-15 02:30:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

'
mmm see, now you're just trying to hurt me, pathetic.



No, no, no. You've got it all wrong! It's not an insult at all! I was merely stating that I wish I still had the same view on the world that you appear to have. Please, take no offence to it, on the contrary, feel complimented!		2011-02-15 03:31:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

And what exactly is my view on the world that you seem to idolize? You are making some crazy assumption on a mere joke on a joke on a joke >_>

EDIT: please someone tell me how many poor fools have taken the McWedding Challenge 		2011-02-15 04:32:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

And what exactly is my view on the world that you seem to idolize? You are making some crazy assumption on a mere joke on a joke on a joke >_>



Maybe. But maybe this whole thing isn't worth arguing about anymore, huh? Let's shake hands and call it quits. 		2011-02-15 04:59:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

I thought I had seen the best (the very worst) of brainwashing commercialism, but this is just sick... ukingsmiley:2011-02-15 07:49:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

And what exactly is my view on the world that you seem to idolize? You are making some crazy assumption on a mere joke on a joke on a joke

Sorry to bring this back up again, but I think Mr_T-Shirt was simply saying that bringing up negative things about Americans in general is not strictly racism.

According to Wikipedia, the races listed in the 2000 census were: "White American, Black or African American, American Indian & Alaskan Native, Asian, Native Hawaiian & Other Pacific Islander, Some Other Race, or Two or more races".


Any word on a Burger King Wedding? I much prefer their burgers! 		2011-02-15 09:56:00

Author:
Rhys125
Posts: 841

Doopz where are you? I want to go to McDonalds.2011-02-15 10:13:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

Did you know, that when America invaded Iraq, it was the first time that two nations that both had McDonalds franchises had ever went to war with each other? Up until then McDonalds was seen as an ambassador for peace.

But why is this even a story?!

So some cheap tatty couple want to have a cheap tatty wedding reception in a cheap tatty fast-food chain.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Is there ANY reason why it should be the global news story that it is?!		2011-02-15 11:11:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

I know someone that would love the idea 2011-02-15 11:56:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112

Any word on a Burger King Wedding? I much prefer their burgers!
Don't forget Kentucky Fried Weddings.

Anyway, can anyone besides me imagine Ronald McDonald being the priest guy who does all the vows with the couple? 		2011-02-15 12:42:00

Author:
Moonface
Posts: 310

I hope they have an ambulance on standby :x2011-02-15 15:17:00

Author:
Unknown User

that wakward moment where the groom skips the reception for a Big Mac...2011-02-15 15:34:00

Author:
Hellobob5
Posts: 382

"I now pronounce you Man & Wife - Would you like fries with that?"


*aside:
Do America still call French Fries "Freedom Fries" or have they grown up?
I mean, France was right - Invading Iraq *was* a bad idea 		2011-02-15 15:38:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

Do America still call French Fries "Freedom Fries" or have they grown up?
I mean, France was right - Invading Iraq *was* a bad idea
No thank god that died with the Cold War. Think there were a couple other foods that changed names during that, but those are gone too.		2011-02-15 16:16:00

Author:
Patronus21
Posts: 266

What's for desert? Am I invited? (I will be there anyway as I live there eating)

Well... Finger Lickin' Good!		2011-02-15 16:54:00

Author:
Unknown User

Im stunned by the number of countries (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_McDonald's_franchises) that have McDonalds

....Even parts of Africa have a McDonalds....

http://www.mrmalique.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/mcdonalds-reaches-africa.jpg		2011-02-15 17:12:00

Author:
MrFunctionality
Posts: 637

Thank you for making my day XD

I don't remember how or when I came across this but some McDonalds fast food was left out in the wild and not even the flies would touch it.
Punch line: "Humans are the only animals dumb enough to eat that crap" whether the experiment was real idk.		2011-02-15 22:47:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

Do I have to be married by a greasy spotty teenager? Ugh; I'd rather get married at sharm el sheikh. In the sea. Dressed in meat.2011-02-15 23:04:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

I'm still waiting on my order of McGangBang.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4054/4423269418_d0d4cae539.jpg

What? You thought I really meant an actual "gang bang"?

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-4874acc03e4e2-Falling+Down+(1993).jpeg

2011-02-16 01:55:00

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CyberSora
Posts: 5551


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