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An archive of all of LBPC's funniest, most epic and greatest moments, all kept in one thread, this one.

In fact, even you can sumbit a quote you found particularly funny, all you have to do is follow these simple steps:

1. Click Reply With Quote below the post you want to be added to the archive, if you want to add mulitple quotes from one thread, try using the Multi-Quote (http://gyazo.com/7dd9657d0f97d28f5243d85d5621c7e2.png) button on each post and then clicking Reply on any post.
2. In the reply box that appears, copy the BBCode.
3. Come back to this thread and paste into the reply box.
4. Remove any unwanted parts of the quote.
5. Make sure to type at least 10 characters and hit post (Alt + S).
(If it's a long conversation, please include the quote code for it (Just put tags at the start and at the end of the quote. Thanks!

If there is a quote from a post that you've made that for whatever reason you don't want to be in this thread send me a PM (http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=6646) and I'll remove it for you.

I will also separate the quotes into categories, 2011, Blog comments and Visitor Message / Group Quotes.
To see quotes from 2007, 2008, 2009 & 2010 visit the First Quote Archive (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=34157-LBPC-s-Awesome-Quote-Archive!&p=592725&viewfull=1#post592725).

I was under the impression that ladylyn, y'know... was a lady?
his willy gently says no...

Myself....

I enjoy playing with myself too.

He hacked my PS3 account. He got a concussion after that (thank you nature for your heavy, hard brain-damaging rocks!). And that is why I was expelled from that school.

He pokes people with his paperclips while you're not looking.

The loading bug was a major complaint from the beta and Mm had plenty of opportunity to fix it.

So why didn't they?

My theory is that Mm left the bug there deliberately for this post-launch period. The aim being to keep the community from socialising too much and to encourage creators to spend their time building levels rather than gadding about with friends. I believe that once Mm are satisfied that there are enough community generated levels out there and players have more choice of stuff to keep them occupied, then they will release a patch that gets rid of the bug and allows us to play together again.

Just a theory...

Oh my god you are on to us

Macnme and Koing are going at it.

We've done no such thing... I have a girlfriend don't you know!

Oh wait... you meant "debating"?!

Carry on :blush:

I know when i saw sage's drawing i was pretty amazed!
I think it's your best drawing by far
The background and the shadong it's just perfect!
Not sure why, but I lmao'd.

The other day, I saw a hoover, so I threw some cake at it.

This is gonna sound stupid, but pardon me, I'm new to FPS...How to I switch to my Secondary Weapon while playing? I always run out of ammo and end up getting killed before I can find some more. :L

Triangle?

.....

Triangle. If you ever need FPS lessons, feel free to give me a call. Lessons are free + taxes.

Hey! You know, I got 19 kills and 0 deaths one match, so don't think I'm terrible at it just 'cause I don't know all the controls! ):<

19/0? Was it online or botzone with bots on recruit difficulty?

I'll have you know, it was online, and I don't play Botzone on Recruit difficulty!
But that was a one-time thing, and I haven't done that well ever since lol...

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/thimshockedplz.gif
WHAT.
How???

I got
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.

:/

Well, maybe there's some bands you may stop listening to. There's still these absolute masterpieces. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXuZDdAXh-w)

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/22/128981465770007094.jpg

"I was scratching my back just a few seconds ago, when I saw Jesus in my Alka Seltzer."

o sorry i wasn't an english major, heres an idea, turn your internet off, that way no one else has to hear your crying. you wont be tempted to look at things that make you cry.. win win, +1 to world

When posting, Alt + F4 to spell check.

Correct, but that's only the half of it. Sometimes, if you have a virus infected computer, this can cause a glitch which closes the window. The only way to fix this is to delete the infected file, called System 32. Try it sometimes, it worked for me!

And if anything goes wrong during that process, you can undelete System 32 by taking a magnet to your hard drive. Causes a glitch which makes the whole system go back a few processes.

I'm trying to join you to do so. But it failed to connect to players.

He probably has the "Allow spammers to join me?" option set to "no".

Actually theres a pretty deep moral to this level...

Grabbing crazy pandas = WIN!

The way I see it... F4F is a way better system than H4H... All you are hoping for is getting some feedback after all... As long as it is constructive criticism, I am always happy with it...
For feedback it surely is, but if all you're after is hearts, I think you'll find H4H works better.*

* Warning: This post should not be construed as an endorsement for H4H. Engaging in H4H can be highly dangerous if you wish to avoid provoking the wrath of those who believe that hearts are in any way a meaningful metric of anything other than a person having been prepared to invest two seconds of their time pressing a button on their PS3. You have been warned.

Once we've got the ball rolling with the first issue, it'll be smooth sailing from there.
like taking a dose of heavy laxatives.

You sir, Have opened a gap in time that cannot be closed. Soon, Creatures from The other side of the universe will crawl out and enslave all man kind. Look what you have now done. Did your mother ever tell you that your too smart for your own good?

Double-Post. 'Eff yeah.

/debating on if I should show old picture.

I could've triple posted too if you didn't get in the way...

Me like a lot of people just say beta because we are lazy and don't like to use caps much.
but BETA is right. *mew
*Throws Pokeball*
Oh god, sorry, I thought you were...never mind...
*Walks away*

Hi. My name is Ungreth, I am 36 years old and I play video games designed for 12 year old kids. I spend all my money on special outfits so that I can dress up my sack doll all pretty. I am a very sad man with no life.

Please kick me if you see me in the street.

oh come now, lets not start getting stingy with the drug money. If it was the EinRobot Cartel I would build such a huge catapult you could launch Mexico itself across the border.

But that wouldnt... It... Because... Thats not... The border... That wouldnt work?

Well not if you keep thinking like a Mexican't.

BTW, dont let my bad jokes fool you. I have nothing against Mexico (besides the drug smuggling) I used to live in Austin Texas and have many many friends of Mexican discount.

Those pins together just sound wrong. So by association, my "touching royalty" and "royalty" pin means I'm touching mys... hmm.

Oh mah gawd! Adding signals together!!! How do you come up with these things???

I've always thought that "free love" was a dumb message to hide. I mean what does that have to do with lbp? No, I think the numbers actually spell "Erde jote." "Erde" is German for "Earth" and "jote" is Albanian for "thy." Of course we'll invert them 'cuz that's what you do with foreign languages, so it's saying "Thy Earth," or "your earth." Clearly this is a warning from Mm that something is amiss with our Earth. What could that be? The answer is clear. The sackbot trying to repair the machine got zapped with every button press: he was harmed in the process of trying to repair the machine. If the machine represents our Earth, then that would mean that our attempts to repair it are going to result in us getting harmed. How? Isn't it obvious? The level is about the pursuit of an evil vacuum cleaner, so.... all I'm saying is that any environmentalist types out there would do well to keep as far away from vacuum cleaners as possible.

He's part of that Chao Adventure forum RPG. Why would he suicide?
He's part of that Chao Adventure forum RPG

If loving ponies is wrong, than I dont want to be right.

I think some people in this thread need some time in the army so they can learn to man up.

I wouldn't rely on any of you to pick up a weapon and fight when the forces of darkness invade our homes to steal our children and rape our wives. You would all be there holding hands and dancing around your flower baskets, sprinkling fairy dust on the breeze as the gauntleted fists of the blood-thirsty hoards decend to rip your still beating hearts from your chests.

Wussies!

I had a nightmare about ponies last night. I'm serious.

Nice thread, sure will last a while.

Thank you... I think.. Hey... Was that sarcastic?

No... whatever do you mean?

The post by Bremnen...

On the one hand, I was going to make my own banner. On the other hand, ZOMG-WTF-BBQ-AWESOME-GFX-ZOMG-WTF-BANNER-THIS-THING-IS-ON-CHARLIE-SHEEN-COOLNESS.

(what do you mean there is more than 2 ways to make a tree that looks good? WTF man?)

Guys - I know the ponies taunt and tease you with their colorful, magical, saccharine antics but if your pony intolerant PLEASE take it somewhere else. I'd like to think the bronies wouldn't post happy thoughts in a thread about something suitably dark and evil.

robotiod - Clown (I'm terrible at coming up with names for roles)
I really couldn't think of a good name for this, so I just called it a clown because it was supposed to just be funny for me seeing people's erections to it.

Wat? ._.
Don't really care if that's your thing dude, to each what they like, but try and keep it in private at least.

Oh ****, epic fail, I've gone all red. I meant reactions and it changed to erections. xD I swear, seriously. Ah, can't stop laughing.

http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?48div2left%20(%209+3%20right%20)=48t imesfrac{1}{2}left%20(%209+3%20right%20)=48tim esfrac{1}{2}left%20(%2012%20right%20)=48times6 =288

Excuse me, Mr. 'maths teacher'. You're totally correct that...
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30div5times2=30timesfrac{1}{5}times 2
...but I think you'll find that...
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30timesfrac{1}{5}times2neq3
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30timesfrac{1}{5}times2=12

I have to kill Warlord_Evil with a pen.
BRING IT ON MOD

*Pulls out sword* "The pen is mightier than the sword." *Noooo!!!!* *Dead.*

Now, to forgive you I want a solid release date.

Hmm, I'll get back to you on that one. How about a liquid release date?

liquid release sounds wrong...

The make me a sandwich contest now.
Make me a sandwich and bring it to me, just cause.

I'm busy, so no prize or details, no even an address, just bring me the sandwich.

Ok, how can I cook potatoes without fire?

Fine for crackers if the place is not moisty, otherwise they will become all mushy and pulpy

Coke could be handy if I need something to corrode

You can try exotic raw potatoes (just don't try the green ones!) and pretend that it's milk on your crackers!

Vodka (for disinfecting wounds - or for entertainment/consolation)

"Mac, GDN got bit by a giant australian spider! We need to desinfect him!"
"NO! STAY AWAY FROM MAH VODKA!!!"

Hmmm,Interesting.
I don't know,but if my extremely advanced intellect is correct.....
The PSP side is not as active as before.

OH MY GOD.... you're a genius

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You remind me of this 4 foot persian girl I know...her forehead to rest of face ratio is pretty immenseMessed up much? ._.

Disclaimer
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I'd like to ask something, what degree of accompanied are we looking at here for us minors? Because it would be very helpful to me if my adult could drop me off after verifying that they would indeed be there in case of an emergency. Is city area good enough? Is hotel enough? Or is it "directly there at the event"?

FYI, one of my main motivating reasons here is that my mom can see the city.

I'd think that parents dropping you off should be fine. I will be your chaperone.

I am having difficulty finding the right metaphor here. Is it:

a) setting the fox to guard the chickens
or
b) letting the inmates run the asylum?

I beat you to death with a dild...erm...secret weapon from GTA.

This one's for all the creepers out there....

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/33586_486722385451_508965451_6927010_3971026_n.jpg

Unlike Omega, I try not to scare children needlessly.

^^^... for a second, I was thinking "Where's his eyebrows?" But then I noticed them later and thought "Ohh... he reminds me of one of those Scandinavian metal heads".

... and is it just me, or is it a fad to have long, flowing hair and totally look like bad-***es on LBPC?

Are you kidding? I look like a badass everywhere, not just here

Altcauly, the odrer of lteters in wdors isn't iomprntat to yuor binran, as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lttrees are in the rghit pcale. If you are fuenlt in Egslinh, you soluhd be albe to raed tihs wthiuot dfcuitlfiy. Hevoewr, tihs knid of sienlplg eorrr is not nmarol.

So bisalacly, slenplig's siltl ipamrotnt.

Oh my! Being sexist is rewarded with pretty explosions! I think Im gonna go ask my mom for a sandwich now :}
Ask? When it comes down to sandwiches, it's a demand.
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3654/womanj.png

[I]Hold on to your butts, Internet, because this party is going to get a whole lot worse before it gets any better. According to Game Informer, a Senate Bill has been introduced which, if passed, would make streaming unauthorized copyrighted material a felony, resulting in up to 5-years of jail time.

Bill S.978 states that "10 or more public performances by electronic means, during any 180-day period, of 1 or more copyrighted works" will result in "not more than 5 years" of imprisonment, so long as the performance in question is valued at at-least $2,500 USD, or if the value of a license to legally "perform" the content is valued at $5,000 or more.

Inmate: I killed 30 people while I robbed a gas station, what are you in here for?
Me: I recorded myself playing a videogame and uploaded it to youtube.

Inmate: Man, that's hard core. You're makin what I did look like child's play.

What would you say or do?

I'd tap that.

Someone pointed out to me the other day that "whore" is not censored.

So a 7-year-old girl can be told to "eat crap whore!" by anyone but if she comes to you shaken and in tears, you are unable to ask her what happened because it will read as "what ********?"

...thinkering...

Awesome typo. It's like a cross between tinkering and thinking, which is like a one-word description of what I spend most of my time doing.

Not a typo, it's just called ignorance

Peanuts and pies resent pigs that taste stupid

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
If you must...

"Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
Handsome intelligent people predict ordinary people of temporary originality may overcome northern southern temperature's relatively overexposed sensationally exciting seasonal quirks under intrepid predicaments excepting denial after liquidous insects object precarious hobos onslaught buying inanimate animatoids

JJJJKJJJ

Banned for reasons best kept a secret between you and I. It was a pretty great night.

Indeed it was. Banned for what you did to that lampshade.

Banned for what you did with Margaret Thatcher's trousers.

Yourannoyingfriend wishes to join you, will you let them join?
*Presses O*

Yourannoyingfriend wishes to join you, will you let them join?
*Presses O*

Yourannoyingfriend wishes to join you, will you let them join?
*Presses O*

*Switches to auto reject*

You've just received a message from Youranoyingfriend
Subject: Will you let me join?

Like zomg. Here I was thinking the speed of light was the universal speed limit, but nooooooooooo, the universe has to be all "HAHA SCREW YOU STUPID HUMANS" and make itself even more complex. Well, guess what universe? We're now going to find out how to do FTL. And when we send our armadas against you and you're infinity... Oh, you'll regret messing with us. You'll see :kz:

*Moves Edgily Towards Door*
Evil?!I have no idea what you are talking about!
*Reaches Door*
Well..If you ask me...
*Runs*

B-but I don't wear pants when I play games.

IF he WAS real... then why do rich boys and girls get more presents then poor boys and girls?
Answer: Because those rich boys and girls EARNED their presents, ******. Those poor boys and girls want handouts, do they? Maybe they should have been born rich, those little brats >_>
So, to answer your question, yes. Saint Nick is real, and he's the essence of Capitalism.
Except that he distributes free stuff to a large number of people. With an entire race dedicated to one single, collective goal.
So... he's a communist?*
Santa is a communist... who rewards the rich and punishes the poor.
So act like a communist to his own personal race of proletariat elves who work all year for no pay or leave from the cold, harsh Artic winds... for the express purpose of handing out gifts to all the children of the world... but giving more to the rich and less to the poor?*
Not only that, but he IS an old guy with a weird beard who can see you when you're sleeping, and knows when you're awake... So, a pedophile as well...
Well, class, what have we learned today? Santa is a magical pedophile with an army of communist elves for the purpose of distributing gifts to all one night a year, but gives more to richer kids then he does to poorer kids. So a pedophile, a communist, a harsh manager (how else would he be able to keep an entire species of sentient beings working day and night to make brand-name toys for all the rich little boys and girls, and yet you have never seen an elf be able to enjoy himself at the beach?), AND a capitalist.*
Oh, and he also has power over time and space.
But remember kids...
SANTA KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING.
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE AWAKE.
HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE NAUGHTY BOYS AND GIRLS LIVE...
SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I am now done character attacking a beloved children's icon. Would you like me to do anyone else?

http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/2353/9400_2a8b.jpeg

An excentric scientist discovers accidentally your dimension and reports it to me. He also develope an interdimensional gate really huge. I call Captain Price, and a little squad to come with me. We bring also an Hi-Tec UAV with videodirected AGM Hellfire missiles and stealth technology like the B2 plane.

We proceed with extreme caution and stealth while we notice it seems to be 3 dangerous robots commanded by a leader... "wait a second!... isn't he Robo4900? ****! We must find the gold! But we need to gather some more intel to know where is it, steal it and get the **** out of here! But, how? They are powerful, and they probably won't talk..."

Then Solid Snake came to the safe place from where we were watching through the UAV using a laptop. He said: "I could desactivate one bot stealthly. Thanks to Otacon who hacked their communications, they didn't noticed. We could found intel in it's Hard Drive about where's the gold! I also got intel about a prisoner called Valeview"

"**** Robo4900... what did Valeview do to you?" I thought. "We must rescue him", I said.

"But we must proceed with caution, efficience and quickly! Let's go! Snake, keep Robo4900's attention busy. Two men with him. Sebas and the rest with me! Sebas, keep the Predator 2.0 laptop and be ready to use it! Everyone remember to use silenced weapons! Let's go!"

We could enter the prison. Noone was there to defend it, except the bot hacked by Otacon. "He he! Nice I called Snake !" I said. We took Valeview then Snake called: "Price, Sebas! We got serious trouble! Bullets doesn't affect them! They can track us calculating the bullet's impact force and direction! All my men are dead! I can damage them some with Grenade Launchers, but they have some kind of auto-repair system! I don't know if I will survive this time..."

"****! Sebas, use the Predator to kill Robo4900, quickly! This could be our last chance!"

I shot the Predator and accelerated it as fast as I could to hit him fast! I directed it and could headshot Robo4900 successfully. After that, Predator UAV was spotted and desintegrated by one of the bots.

"Too soon for celebrate it, Sebas!" said Price. "We must help Snake! Bring that AT cannon and let's go! Squad, use your M203! Move out!!!"

When we arrived, I could headshot a bot just before he beamed snake. "Ha haaaa!! Take that!", I screamed. "Let's get the **** out of here before they regenerate!!!" replied Snake.

"****! I wanted the Gold..." I said... "Do you mean this?" Said Valeview. "Cool! ^^ would you give it to me, please?", I asked. "Yes, just have it! I don't want to be beaten up by Chuck Norris."

We got out from that go******** dimension and destroyed the gate. So horrible experiments inside, fruit from a ****ing insane mind...

I kept the Gold safe in a place that only I know, in one of the most powerful Spanish Army Bases. Noone in the army knows about the existence of that gold.

After that, I came to home, and tell my epic adventure. ****!!! Chuck Norris!!!! O_O "Throw!!!!" Yay! Killed with throwable knife! ^^

Farts are god's way of saying that you ate something awesome last night.
Lmao, best definition of a fart ever.

...Meh, it kinda matches already, I guess I could make my sack correspond with the current avatar, that would be epic

*Fails to think of reply*

*Points and Laughs*

*Cries tears of sadness*

So I was just stalking Banshee, when I find this:

"So I was just stalking Keanis..."

:kz:

Hay guise,
what's the difference between puberty and a water bottle?

A water bottle's already hit Justin Bieber.

visoter message from nys.... Not sure how to quote it D:
http://i39.tinypic.com/157f02s.jpg

I got permission from Doopz479 to make a new quote arhcive because he's busy with schoolwork and other stuff and couldn't update the first quote archive anymore.

2011-01-31 23:40:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

MUST..... POST... QUOTE.
(Conversation between me and AA about my LBP2 avatar.)

...Meh, it kinda matches already, I guess I could make my sack correspond with the current avatar, that would be epic.

*Fails to think of reply*

*Points and Laughs*

*Cries tears of sadness*

2011-02-03 03:54:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

I know when i saw sage's drawing i was pretty amazed!
I think it's your best drawing by far
The background and the shadong it's just perfect!

not sure why, but i lmao'd.

LOL great timing! This is going into the NEW LBPCentral Awesome Quote thread. ;DD

Lol... Epic spelling win. And sorry, me no know how to multi-quote or mashing them all togetherz.

2011-02-03 05:43:00

Author:
illuminationx

Posts: 860

Lol... Epic spelling win. And sorry, me no know how to multi-quote or mashing them all togetherz.

That last quote isn't funny at all http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/thimhorrifiedplz.png

Edit: lmao

Please read the edited post. http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/f/ffffplz.gif

EDIT: gijasrhwdbioeasdjcbhasj snipe

That icon is just hilarious

2011-02-03 06:20:00

Author:
Unknown User

That last quote isn't funny at all http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/thimhorrifiedplz.pngEdit: lmao

You're a quote! D:<... That isn't funny at all.... Jk <3

2011-02-03 07:53:00

Author:
illuminationx

Posts: 860

MUST..... POST... QUOTE.
(Conversation between me and AA about my LBP2 avatar.)

*cries tears of sadness*

2011-02-03 08:08:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY

Posts: 1117

The other day, I saw a hoover, so I threw some cake at it.

lol, is this wierd?? Darn right it is!!

2011-02-04 20:00:00

Author:
Hellobob5

Posts: 382

This is gonna sound stupid, but pardon me, I'm new to FPS...How to I switch to my Secondary Weapon while playing? I always run out of ammo and end up getting killed before I can find some more. :L

Triangle?

.....

Triangle. If you ever need FPS lessons, feel free to give me a call. Lessons are free + taxes.

Hey! You know, I got 19 kills and 0 deaths one match, so don't think I'm terrible at it just 'cause I don't know all the controls! ):<

19/0? Was it online or botzone with bots on recruit difficulty?

I'll have you know, it was online, and I don't play Botzone on Recruit difficulty!
But that was a one-time thing, and I haven't done that well ever since lol...

Thought this was funny, mostly cuz its zim

Rawcode

This is gonna sound stupid, but pardon me, I'm new to FPS...How to I switch to my Secondary Weapon while playing? I always run out of ammo and end up getting killed before I can find some more. :L

Triangle?

.....

Triangle. If you ever need FPS lessons, feel free to give me a call. Lessons are free + taxes.

Hey! You know, I got 19 kills and 0 deaths one match, so don't think I'm terrible at it just 'cause I don't know all the controls! ):<

19/0? Was it online or botzone with bots on recruit difficulty?

I'll have you know, it was online, and I don't play Botzone on Recruit difficulty!
But that was a one-time thing, and I haven't done that well ever since lol...

2011-02-05 21:56:00

Author:
Bremnen

Posts: 1800

Thought this was funny, mostly cuz its zim

Don't forget the last part:

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/thimshockedplz.gif
WHAT.
How???

2011-02-05 22:05:00

Author:
gdn001

Posts: 5891

here are the names to vote on so far (if there are any more requests they will be added)
SO, what's your vote (you can only vote one!)

The Provocative Musical Stylings of Nun, the Child Genius, Accented by a Small Portion of RPG Elements Built by Less Important People, like how the Opening Act for a Popular Band is Always Really Bad to make the Actual Performance Better

that will not be a name

Happy Mail Time

This is from the super secret Project Horizon Group.

EDIT: whoops, forgot one part-

... that might work...

jk. Nun. i suppose your the comic relef now. keep it up it makes me smile...

...
...
(cough) nvm.

2011-02-08 04:47:00

Author:
Fang

Posts: 578

So I was just stalking Banshee, when I find this:

"So I was just stalking Keanis..."

:kz:
So I was just stalking ExplosiveCheddar... (http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/converse.php?u=8521&u2=9343)

2011-02-10 22:00:00

Author:
gdn001

Posts: 5891

I got
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.

:/

Thank's for sharing.

2011-02-11 23:00:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt

Posts: 1477

Well, maybe there's some bands you may stop listening to. There's still these absolute masterpieces. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXuZDdAXh-w)

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/22/128981465770007094.jpg

lmao, Attack Attack! Isn't metal, silly rabbit.

2011-02-13 14:44:00

Author:
Unknown User

I laughed REAL Hard when I saw what that 'lil genius inanimacy wrote.

"I was scratching my back just a few seconds ago, when I saw Jesus in my Alka Seltzer."

Since this is your first week on the job, alec, I'll give you the RAWCODE.
Don't get used to it. :kz:

"I was scratching my back just a few seconds ago, when I saw Jesus in my Alka Seltzer."

2011-02-13 21:45:00

Author:
The-Questor

Posts: 1328

o sorry i wasn't an english major, heres an idea, turn your internet off, that way no one else has to hear your crying. you wont be tempted to look at things that make you cry.. win win, +1 to world

When posting, Alt + F4 to spell check.

Correct, but that's only the half of it. Sometimes, if you have a virus infected computer, this can cause a glitch which closes the window. The only way to fix this is to delete the infected file, called System 32. Try it sometimes, it worked for me!

And if anything goes wrong during that process, you can undelete System 32 by taking a magnet to your hard drive. Causes a glitch which makes the whole system go back a few processes.

Oh the lulz

o sorry i wasn't an english major, heres an idea, turn your internet off, that way no one else has to hear your crying. you wont be tempted to look at things that make you cry.. win win, +1 to world

When posting, Alt + F4 to spell check.

Correct, but that's only the half of it. Sometimes, if you have a virus infected computer, this can cause a glitch which closes the window. The only way to fix this is to delete the infected file, called System 32. Try it sometimes, it worked for me!

And if anything goes wrong during that process, you can undelete System 32 by taking a magnet to your hard drive. Causes a glitch which makes the whole system go back a few processes.

2011-02-13 23:47:00

Author:
Unknown User

Couldn't help but post this one.

I'm trying to join you to do so. But it failed to connect to players.

He probably has the "Allow spammers to join me?" option set to "no".

I'm trying to join you to do so. But it failed to connect to players.

He probably has the "Allow spammers to join me?" option set to "no".

2011-02-14 18:22:00

Author:
Doopz

Posts: 5592

The Earth will never end, it is round...

If there was a snowman, how do you know? Or is it a snowomen?

Geronimo! Wait! Jarun Emo!

2011-02-14 19:12:00

Author:
Unknown User

The Earth will never end, it is round...

If there was a snowman, how do you know? Or is it a snowomen?

Geronimo! Wait! Jarun Emo!

Hooray for people not understanding what this thread is about. o/

2011-02-14 19:19:00

Author:
Unknown User

the earth will never end, it is round...

If there was a snowman, how do you know? Or is it a snowomen?

Geronimo! Wait! Jarun emo!hooray for people not understanding what this thread is about. o/At least we can always say it ended up making this awesome quote later.

2011-02-14 20:10:00

Author:
Moonface

Posts: 310

This one made me lul.

The way I see it... F4F is a way better system than H4H... All you are hoping for is getting some feedback after all... As long as it is constructive criticism, I am always happy with it...

For feedback it surely is, but if all you're after is hearts, I think you'll find H4H works better.*

2011-02-15 03:53:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

Here was BlueBulletBill in the Tavern!

Hay guise,
what's the difference between puberty and a water bottle?

A water bottle's already hit Justin Bieber.

Hay guise,
what's the difference between puberty and a water bottle?

A water bottle's already hit Justin Bieber.

EDIT:

Actually theres a pretty deep moral to this level...

Grabbing crazy pandas = WIN!

Actually theres a pretty deep moral to this level...

Grabbing crazy pandas = WIN!

2011-02-15 19:35:00

Author:
The-Questor

Posts: 1328

Once we've got the ball rolling with the first issue, it'll be smooth sailing from there.

Much like taking a dose of heavy laxatives.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lmao

2011-02-19 03:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

This one isn't funny as much as it is "Telling your age on the internetz can get you into MANY different kinds of trouble

"
I'm 10...

I'm 10...

2011-02-19 04:07:00

Author:
chinook3

Posts: 453

Me like a lot of people just say beta because we are lazy and don't like to use caps much.
but BETA is right. *mew*Throws Pokeball*
Oh god, sorry, I thought you were...never mind...
*Walks away*

Maybe it's the lack of sleep, but that just made me bust out laughing.

2011-02-22 04:35:00

Author:
KoingWolf

Posts: 386

.
[quote]
[COLOR=black]

[quote*]
[*QUOTE=alexgangsta4;782196]Anybodeh noticed?
PS3 - LBP 1 - Nov 2008
PSP - LBP 1 - Nov 2009
PS3 - LBP 2 SPSD - Nov 2010
[COLOR=red]PSP - LBP 2 - Nov 2011

SPSD - Supposed

The pattern Of Mm.[*/QUOTE]
[*QUOTE=grayspence;782345]You sir, Have opened a gap in time that cannot be closed. Soon, Creatures from The other side of the universe will crawl out and enslave all man kind. Look what you have now done. Did your mother ever tell you that your too smart for your own good?[*/QUOTE] [*/quote]

if you highlight this text you will open a gap in time that cannot be closed. Soon, creatures from The
other side of the universe will crawl out and enslave all man kind. Look what you have done.

oh, and this is a filler by the way. And it's very original.

Already added that quote.

2011-02-22 16:10:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

Already added that quote.

Awwww

2011-02-22 16:11:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22

Posts: 1403

Hi. My name is Ungreth, I am 36 years old and I play video games designed for 12 year old kids. I spend all my money on special outfits so that I can dress up my sack doll all pretty. I am a very sad man with no life.

Please kick me if you see me in the street.

lolololololololololololol

2011-02-22 17:26:00

Author:
Unknown User

I'm going to make it my duty to end up quoted on this thread, expect a load of desperate attempts at humour from here on that will only manage to make you smirk at best... with pity. ):

2011-02-24 16:26:00

Author:
JonnysToyRobot

Posts: 324

I'm going to make it my duty to end up quoted on this thread, expect a load of desperate attempts at humour from here on that will only manage to make you smirk at best... with pity. ):

He said duty c:

2011-02-24 17:02:00

Author:
Unknown User

Well that was less painful than expected, I'm going back to being boring now.

2011-02-24 18:03:00

Author:
JonnysToyRobot

Posts: 324

I'm going to make it my duty to end up quoted on this thread, expect a load of desperate attempts at humour from here on that will only manage to make you smirk at best... with pity. ):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwIJsKId89Y

On-topic:

Those pins together just sound wrong. So by association, my "touching royalty" and "royalty" pin means I'm touching mys... hmm.

Those pins together just sound wrong. So by association, my "touching royalty" and "royalty" pin means I'm touching mys... hmm.

2011-02-24 19:26:00

Author:
gdn001

Posts: 5891

I would build such a huge catapult you could launch Mexico itself across the border.

But that wouldnt... It... Because... Thats not... The border... That wouldnt work...

Well not if you keep thinking like a Mexican't.

BTW, dont let my bad jokes fool you. I have nothing against Mexico (besides the drug smuggling) I used to live in Austin Texas and have many many friends of Mexican dissent.

I think the 'I used to live in Austin, Texas' thing made it even more funny. Austin = Mexicans? xD

CyberSora: Nice Applejack sig!

Outlaw-Jack: Inorite?

This is just temporary, though. Koing's still working on the actual signature.

... and because it makes Inan happy. =_=

CyberSora: Ah... so Inan was behind this.

*Sees your visitor messages below.*

Haha! Didn't know he "forced" you into it.

Outlaw-Jack: Inan's like Russia: you don't wanna do it, but you don't know what he'll do if you refuse.

And, tbh... I find it sorta cute. :blush:

Made me lmao too.

2011-02-25 17:37:00

Author:
Unknown User

He's part of that Chao Adventure forum RPG. Why would he suicide?

He's part of that Chao Adventure forum RPG

Made me lol

2011-02-27 22:07:00

Author:
MrFunctionality

Posts: 637

Oh mah gawd! Adding signals together!!! How do you come up with these things???

I lol'd lololololololololololololol

I've always thought that "free love" was a dumb message to hide. I mean what does that have to do with lbp? No, I think the numbers actually spell "Erde jote." "Erde" is German for "Earth" and "jote" is Albanian for "thy." Of course we'll invert them 'cuz that's what you do with foreign languages, so it's saying "Thy Earth," or "your earth." Clearly this is a warning from Mm that something is amiss with our Earth. What could that be? The answer is clear. The sackbot trying to repair the machine got zapped with every button press: he was harmed in the process of trying to repair the machine. If the machine represents our Earth, then that would mean that our attempts to repair it are going to result in us getting harmed. How? Isn't it obvious? The level is about the pursuit of an evil vacuum cleaner, so.... all I'm saying is that any environmentalist types out there would do well to keep as far away from vacuum cleaners as possible.

2011-02-28 02:48:00

Author:
Unknown User

Made me lol

Where was that posted?

2011-02-28 22:59:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

Where was that posted?

https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=51263-Dont-click

Survival Log: 28th of February

It's only been two days, but it feels like much longer. I can't even remember when it started spreading. When they began to take control.

They say it began when Jake Gyllenhal was mauled by a pony. I'm pretty sure the person who told me that was either intoxicated or insane, but at least it's a theory.

Supplies are running low and I don't have the firepower necessary to survive out there. I haven't slept ever since the infection hit the city... every night. Every night I hear the terrified screams, the twisted maniacal laughter of the equestrian enemies which now run rampant on the streets. At day-time they beg me, implore that I go out and play with them, that I join them in baking cakes and spreading laughter and joy and magic. But I know it's all lies. That's the difference between me and those who have fallen to them.

But I'm not sure how long I'll be able to hold...

And Astrosimi can be Twist

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110108054402/mlp/images/thumb/b/b1/Twist.png/250px-Twist.png

Pony Diary: Feb 28th

Today was magical. I met some new friends today! We galloped through the streets! We had so much fun! We'll have fun... forever...

2011-02-28 23:02:00

Author:
Unknown User

can u beat my lvl? i bet not go ahead and try its CAN U SURVIVE THIS NOOB TEST by lilantfancy i bet ur all chicken and wont try it go ahead try it if u dare!

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx299/mercury288/Failthread.png

I couldn't resist. Thread was locked, link here (
https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=51401-im-challenging-u-lbp-community-to-my-lvl&p=791755#post791755)

oh, and this one:

I have a picture of a goat attempting to mount a sheep but I don't think I'll be posting it on here.

Linky (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=51450-Tripping-the-Light-Fantastic!)

2011-03-01 02:16:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

I'll get the OP updated at the end of the week.

2011-03-02 18:23:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

please note: the following quotes are meant to be seperate
If loving ponies is wrong, than I dont want to be right.

I think some people in this thread need some time in the army so they can learn to man up.

I wouldn't rely on any of you to pick up a weapon and fight when the forces of darkness invade our homes to steal our children and rape our wives. You would all be there holding hands and dancing around your flower baskets, sprinkling fairy dust on the breeze as the gauntleted fists of the blood-thirsty hoards decend to rip your still beating hearts from your chests.

Wussies!

I had a nightmare about ponies last night. I'm serious.

[*QUOTE=MrFunctionality;793506]If loving ponies is wrong, than I dont want to be right.[/QUOTE*]

[*QUOTE=Ungreth;793618]I think some people in this thread need some time in the army so they can learn to man up.

I wouldn't rely on any of you to pick up a weapon and fight when the forces of darkness invade our homes to steal our children and rape our wives. You would all be there holding hands and dancing around your flower baskets, sprinkling fairy dust on the breeze as the gauntleted fists of the blood-thirsty hoards decend to rip your still beating hearts from your chests.

Wussies!

[/QUOTE*]

[*QUOTE=TheZimInvader;793392]I had a nightmare about ponies last night. I'm serious.[*/QUOTE]
I <3 the pony thread.

2011-03-02 18:28:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22

Posts: 1403

we all love the pony thread!
Deep dow Ungreth does too!

2011-03-02 22:25:00

Author:
unXpectiD

Posts: 1132

Nice thread, sure will last a while.

Thank you... I think.. Hey... Was that sarcastic?

No... whatever do you mean?

The post by Bremnen...

I thought it was funny anyway...

Nice thread, sure will last a while.

Thank you... I think.. Hey... Was that sarcastic?

No... whatever do you mean?

The post by Bremnen...

2011-03-03 06:08:00

Author:
booXely

Posts: 654

http://assets.head-fi.org/4/4e/4e0bd4a6_Bump6.jpg

On the one hand, I was going to make my own banner. On the other hand, ZOMG-WTF-BBQ-AWESOME-GFX-ZOMG-WTF-BANNER-THIS-THING-IS-ON-CHARLIE-SHEEN-COOLNESS.

On the one hand, I was going to make my own banner. On the other hand, ZOMG-WTF-BBQ-AWESOME-GFX-ZOMG-WTF-BANNER-THIS-THING-IS-ON-CHARLIE-SHEEN-COOLNESS.

2011-03-21 00:37:00

Author:
gdn001

Posts: 5891

This (http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/converse.php?u=11174&u2=6646&page=2) conversation from page two to one is pretty funny :3

2011-04-02 13:29:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar

Posts: 978

(what do you mean there is more than 2 ways to make a tree that looks good? WTF man?)

Idky but this coming from rtm just made me laugh so hard.

2011-04-04 14:29:00

Author:
Bremnen

Posts: 1800

Guys - I know the ponies taunt and tease you with their colorful, magical, saccharine antics but if your pony intolerant PLEASE take it somewhere else. I'd like to think the bronies wouldn't post happy thoughts in a thread about something suitably dark and evil.

Lulz.

Ponies thread is a quote goldmine.

2011-04-05 03:47:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

That is lolz, I just saw that two of the comments were from the stupid thread I made:

"He's part of that Chao Adventure forum RPG. Why would he suicide?"

"He's part of that Chao Adventure forum RPG."

2011-04-05 18:46:00

Author:
Doooomguy

Posts: 68

This was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a game of Mafia. Curse you Forum Games for not letting me thank thank it!

robotiod - Clown (I'm terrible at coming up with names for roles)
I really couldn't think of a good name for this, so I just called it a clown because it was supposed to just be funny for me seeing people's erections to it.

Wat? ._.
Don't really care if that's your thing dude, to each what they like, but try and keep it in private at least.

Oh ****, epic fail, I've gone all red. I meant reactions and it changed to erections. xD I swear, seriously. Ah, can't stop laughing.

You see kids. Spelling makes all the difference in the world.

robotiod - Clown (I'm terrible at coming up with names for roles)
I really couldn't think of a good name for this, so I just called it a clown because it was supposed to just be funny for me seeing people's erections to it.

Wat? ._.
Don't really care if that's your thing dude, to each what they like, but try and keep it in private at least.

Oh ****, epic fail, I've gone all red. I meant reactions and it changed to erections. xD I swear, seriously. Ah, can't stop laughing.

2011-04-10 17:51:00

Author:
CyberSora

Posts: 5551

comphermc
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30div5%20times%202=left{begin{matri x}%20frac{1}{5}times2times30=3%20frac{1}{5} times30times2=3%2030times%20frac{1}{5}%20tim es%202%20=3%2030times2timesfrac{1}{5}=3%202 timesfrac{1}{5}times30=3%202times20timesfr ac{1}{5}=3%20end{matrix}right.

Excuse me, Mr. 'maths teacher'. You're totally correct that...
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30div5times2=30timesfrac{1}{5}times 2
...but I think you'll find that...
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30timesfrac{1}{5}times2neq3
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30timesfrac{1}{5}times2=12

Math wars, ops...

comphermc
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30div5%20times%202=left{begin{matri x}%20frac{1}{5}times2times30=3%20frac{1}{5} times30times2=3%2030times%20frac{1}{5}%20tim es%202%20=3%2030times2timesfrac{1}{5}=3%202 timesfrac{1}{5}times30=3%202times20timesfr ac{1}{5}=3%20end{matrix}right.

Excuse me, Mr. 'maths teacher'. You're totally correct that...
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30div5times2=30timesfrac{1}{5}times 2
...but I think you'll find that...
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30timesfrac{1}{5}times2neq3
http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?30timesfrac{1}{5}times2=12

2011-04-10 18:36:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer

Posts: 5112

I have to kill Warlord_Evil with a pen.
BRING IT ON MOD

*Pulls out sword* "The pen is mightier than the sword." *Noooo!!!!* *Dead.*

Lulz. _____

2011-04-13 23:36:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

lol at the past three quotes here!

2011-04-15 16:14:00

Author:
Clivefan11

Posts: 106

Now, to forgive you I want a solid release date.

Hmm, I'll get back to you on that one. How about a liquid release date?

liquid release sounds wrong...

.........................

2011-04-16 13:27:00

Author:
Doopz

Posts: 5592

Yay! First entry in the quote archive...
I feel honoured

2011-04-19 07:46:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer

Posts: 5112

Yay! First entry in the quote archive...
I feel honoured

Actually not, check the first quote in the spoiler.

2011-04-19 13:10:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

YAAAAAAAY! First! Do I win something? Can I has a Crown plz?

2011-04-19 15:15:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer

Posts: 5112

The make me a sandwich contest now.
Make me a sandwich and bring it to me, just cause.

I'm busy, so no prize or details, no even an address, just bring me the sandwich.

i tought this was LULZ

2011-04-20 10:56:00

Author:
nysudyrgh

Posts: 5482

Ok, how can I cook potatoes without fire?

Fine for crackers if the place is not moisty, otherwise they will become all mushy and pulpy

Coke could be handy if I need something to corrode

You can try exotic raw potatoes (just don't try the green ones!) and pretend that it's milk on your crackers!

Vodka (for disinfecting wounds - or for entertainment/consolation)

"Mac, GDN got bit by a giant australian spider! We need to desinfect him!"
"NO! STAY AWAY FROM MAH VODKA!!!"

lmao'd at this

2011-04-22 21:25:00

Author:
nysudyrgh

Posts: 5482

I went ahead and watched the ending even though I don't have the game, I'm disappointed in myself.

May be a game I'll try to get in the future though.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9b75RPjj1qafrh6.jpg

get your ponies out of my thread ktnxbai

I just loled so hard at this.

2011-04-23 03:52:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

Hmmm,Interesting.
I don't know,but if my extremely advanced intellect is correct.....
The PSP side is not as active as before.

OH MY GOD.... you're a genius

Hmmm,Interesting.
I don't know,but if my extremely advanced intellect is correct.....
The PSP side is not as active as before.

OH MY GOD.... you're a genius
Loooooool.

2011-04-28 01:34:00

Author:
The-Questor

Posts: 1328

Attachment 33329 (http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=33329)
Heres another hot mug for you guys and girls!http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=33329&d=1303660410
You remind me of this 4 foot persian girl I know...

her forehead to rest of face ratio is pretty immense
Messed up much? ._.

Yes. Very. xD

[ QUOTE=Whaaaaale;837523][ QUOTE=iGotFancyPants;837474][QUOTE=hannahowens;833963][ URL="http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=33329"]Attachment 33329[/URL]
Heres another hot mug for you guys and girls![ IMG]http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=33329&d=1303660410[/IMG][ /QUOTE]
You remind me of this 4 foot persian girl I know...

her forehead to rest of face ratio is pretty immense[ /QUOTE]Messed up much? ._.[ /QUOTE]

2011-04-29 04:57:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack

Posts: 5757

Disclaimer
BlueBulletBill, in the case of little entry, reserves the right to prevent an 'automatic win' scenario, as such: Contestant A sees a contest with little entry, and decides to enter with a below standard level, assuming he would automatically win. By participating in this contest, you also agree to accept the results without belly-aching. Failure to be a good sport will result in being pelted with soggy mangos, because we're all out of soggy apricots and Taffey can't be bothered to order more, as he's too busy playing GT5. Have fun!

Really ? An awesome disclaimer.

@The-Questor-: How could I miss that one ?
I hope I can think of an awesome quote. (Then again, nobody would notice it.

)

2011-04-29 17:37:00

Author:
nysudyrgh

Posts: 5482

This one's for all the creepers out there....

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/33586_486722385451_508965451_6927010_3971026_n.jpg

Unlike Omega, I try not to scare children needlessly.

^^^... for a second, I was thinking "Where's his eyebrows?" But then I noticed them later and thought "Ohh... he reminds me of one of those Scandinavian metal heads".

... and is it just me, or is it a fad to have long, flowing hair and totally look like bad-***es on LBPC?
Are you kidding? I look like a badass everywhere, not just here

Thegide, he speaks the truth.

2011-05-05 08:18:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino

Posts: 5250

*Opens 2011 tab*
Ctrl F
ShadowTyphoon
0 results

2011-05-05 11:53:00

Author:
ShadowTyphoon

Posts: 80

I'd like to ask something, what degree of accompanied are we looking at here for us minors? Because it would be very helpful to me if my adult could drop me off after verifying that they would indeed be there in case of an emergency. Is city area good enough? Is hotel enough? Or is it "directly there at the event"?

I'd think that parents dropping you off should be fine. I will be your chaperone.

I am having difficulty finding the right metaphor here. Is it:

a) setting the fox to guard the chickens
or
b) letting the inmates run the asylum?

I loled at this.

2011-05-14 03:26:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

Actually 2 days ago when I was outside a spider (IDK how) came into my mouth. I could feel it climbing deep in my mouth, it was too far in so I couldn't reach it with my hands or spit it out. So yup, you can guess it, the only thing I could do was to swallow it. It tickled a lot in my throat. I hope it's dead now, I don't want a spider living inside me. D:

So kids, don't go outside!

O: It's gonna live in your stomach, and make a little spider village.
Said village will develop into a civilization.
They will elect a corrupt leader who will lead an attack on your esophagus. (Skip forward)
All is well! and now they will create flying machines! and will migrate out of your stomach via........ hole.
They'll settle outside and eventually develop into a new breed of giganto-spiders. :kz:

I liek this one.

2011-05-14 15:02:00

Author:
Maxi

Posts: 1176

How do you put "Originally Posted By_______? Don't Know How...

2011-05-18 23:34:00

Author:
DominationMags

Posts: 1840

(QUOTE="Name of Person Here")(/QUOTE)

Just use square brackets instead. - [ ]

2011-05-18 23:56:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

I was So, So dumb when I first came to LBPC.

How do I get a camera to a bird's view?

You set a camera to "Bird's View."

I looked through objects, tools, and stickers and I couldn't find this feature

That was a joke.... D:

2011-05-21 22:42:00

Author:
DominationMags

Posts: 1840

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? i was quoted!
i am feeling happy and also kind of confused... but mainly happy
thanks questor

2011-05-23 10:08:00

Author:
darcyh

Posts: 191

I was So, So dumb when I first came to LBPC.

I laughed at this one. Not meant to be nasty

2011-06-01 12:49:00

Author:
Denim360

Posts: 482

This was from the "What do you imagine the person above you to look like thread".

^ looks like a tazmanian devilish tornado with fists?

no actually. im a fluffy bunny with wings

...dad!?

http://www.top3best.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/laughing-baby.jpg

2011-06-06 05:03:00

Author:
booXely

Posts: 654

In a rant post about grammar & spelling on online forums:

Altcauly, the odrer of lteters in wdors isn't iomprntat to yuor binran, as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lttrees are in the rghit pcale. If you are fuenlt in Egslinh, you soluhd be albe to raed tihs wthiuot dfcuitlfiy. Hevoewr, tihs knid of sienlplg eorrr is not nmarol.

So bisalacly, slenplig's siltl ipamrotnt.

2011-06-10 10:47:00

Author:
rialrees

Posts: 1015

I've been waiting to do this!

Sorry about the checkpoints, as a creator you always forget how hard your level is when you have been play-testing constantly. e_e

Been there, done that.

Remember, B3, I'm watching your every move. :kz:

2011-06-15 22:13:00

Author:
gdn001

Posts: 5891

Something big is coming.

It's a shame it's only big and not something BIG anymore...

Something BIG is coming.

It's a shame it's only big and not something BIG anymore...

BIG enough now ?

Now, If that is what she said, I wouldn't want to... uh... I mean... *runs out door*

Something BIG is on the community moon right now!

So now she is going public? DX

I don't think that's appropriate for children!?!?!?

I thought this was quite funny.

Something big is coming.

It's a shame it's only big and not something BIG anymore...

Something BIG is coming.

It's a shame it's only big and not something BIG anymore...

BIG enough now ?

Now, If that is what she said, I wouldn't want to... uh... I mean... *runs out door*

Something BIG is on the community moon right now!

So now she is going public? DX

I don't think that's appropriate for children!?!?!?

2011-06-20 20:19:00

Author:
nysudyrgh

Posts: 5482

I'll update when I get home from my vacation. The laptop I'm using is crap and it lags all the time, so it'd probably mess up the first post.

2011-06-23 00:42:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

I thought it was funny anyway...

*Ahem!*... Me trying to attempt to be nice to a sarcastic troll was "funny"?

http://r1b2r3.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/explosion.jpg

2011-07-11 12:19:00

Author:
Unknown User

What about No one replied to this?

Where's morris, he would be outraged.

2011-07-11 13:51:00

Author:
Tecnoguy1

Posts: 206

What about No one replied to this?

Where's morris, he would be outraged.

What?

Is that a quote from a thread or something?

2011-07-11 23:24:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

What?

Is that a quote from a thread or something?

Hmm... Beats me

2011-07-11 23:30:00

Author:
Unknown User

What?

Is that a quote from a thread or something?

Its basically when you post something and no one replies to it, it's funny because it's basically trying to boost your post for attention lol.

Example.

I'm going to a pond today.

No one replied to this.

2011-07-12 10:17:00

Author:
Tecnoguy1

Posts: 206

Its basically when you post something and no one replies to it, it's funny because it's basically trying to boost your post for attention lol.

Example.

No one replied to this.
Sorry, but that's not how it works.

It have to be posted in a thread.

2011-07-12 16:52:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

2011-07-19 10:31:00

Author:
Unknown User

Oh my! Being sexist is rewarded with pretty explosions! I think Im gonna go ask my mom for a sandwich now :}
Ask? When it comes down to sandwiches, it's a demand.
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3654/womanj.png

Found something!

Rawcode:

Oh my! Being sexist is rewarded with pretty explosions! I think Im gonna go ask my mom for a sandwich now :}
Ask? When it comes down to sandwiches, it's a demand.
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3654/womanj.png

2011-07-23 18:00:00

Author:
Tomeh999

Posts: 763

This Made Me Laugh And Its A recent one

Originally Posted By Alex

This made my day.

It even made my week. Possibly my year. More than LBP2 or any other game can.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

Whinnie The Pooh!

2011-07-23 18:14:00

Author:
butter-kicker

Posts: 1061

]According to Game Informer, a Senate Bill has been introduced which, if passed, would make streaming unauthorized copyrighted material a felony, resulting in up to 5-years of jail time.

Bill S.978 states that "10 or more public performances by electronic means, during any 180-day period, of 1 or more copyrighted works" will result in "not more than 5 years" of imprisonment, so long as the performance in question is valued at at-least $2,500 USD, or if the value of a license to legally "perform" the content is valued at $5,000 or more.:

Inmate: I killed 30 people while I robbed a gas station, what are you in here for?
Me: I recorded myself playing a videogame and uploaded it to youtube.

Inmate: Man, that's hard core. You're makin what I did look like child's play.

lawl. nuff said.

2011-07-31 04:36:00

Author:
anoken

Posts: 1654

Mmm...cookies. Soo delicious...
Hello? Where's my Pulitzer Prize?!

2011-08-01 03:55:00

Author:
49er Nation

Posts: 429

Hello? Where's my Pulitzer Prize?!

Sorry that's not how the quote archive work.

2011-08-01 10:29:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

You make me sad.

2011-08-01 19:10:00

Author:
49er Nation

Posts: 429

Could someone please tell me how to put quotes inside eachother XD?

2011-08-01 20:29:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade

Posts: 687

Could someone please tell me how to put quotes inside eachother XD?

Quoteception!

blah blah2

=

blah blah2

2011-08-02 00:28:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

hi peeps, now im not normal, everyone who knows me knows that, but somtimes when i sit down then stand up i go light headed, like just about 1mins ago i stood up and i got lighted headed but this time i saw funky kong from the dk seris with boxing gloves on and we was boxing.

take the blunt out of your mouth

I found it kinda funny

2011-08-02 01:42:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade

Posts: 687

You move the [/QUOTE] from the first quote, and put it right after the second quote's [/QUOTE].

2011-08-02 01:53:00

Author:
CyberSora

Posts: 5551

Could someone please tell me how to put quotes inside eachother XD?

You want to know how to post them inside quotes, mai boi?

WHY YES. YES I DO!

Why, you just have the beginning quotes where they begin, and the end quotes where they end!

Oh wow, Mr. Rawk, you are so learned!

Yes. Yes I know.

Could someone please tell me how to put quotes inside eachother XD?

You want to know how to post them inside quotes, mai boi?

WHY YES. YES I DO!

Why, you just have the beginning quotes where they begin, and the end quotes where they end!

Oh wow, Mr. Rawk, you are so learned!

Yes. Yes I know.

You see the RAWness of it? RAW! RAWK!

2011-08-02 02:44:00

Author:
RockSauron

Posts: 10882

Thanks Mr. Rock

I tought you well...

Okay, thanks

, i'm gonna go edit my other post now

2011-08-02 02:53:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade

Posts: 687

You see the RAWness of it? RAW! RAWK!

Okay, am I the only one here who thinks Rock's self ego-induced conversation deserves to go on the archive? I seriously lawled from reading that!

2011-08-02 03:02:00

Author:
CyberSora

Posts: 5551

Okay, am I the only one here who thinks Rock's self ego-induced conversation deserves to go on the archive? I seriously lawled from reading that!

Put it in, and I'll be in the archive.

Your move, Mr. Bond.

:kz:

2011-08-02 03:07:00

Author:
RockSauron

Posts: 10882

Okay, am I the only one here who thinks Rock's self ego-induced conversation deserves to go on the archive? I seriously lawled from reading that!

Yeah, you should put it in

2011-08-02 03:08:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade

Posts: 687

Liek dees?

Could someone please tell me how to put quotes inside eachother XD?

You want to know how to post them inside quotes, mai boi?

WHY YES. YES I DO!

Why, you just have the beginning quotes where they begin, and the end quotes where they end!

Oh wow, Mr. Rawk, you are so learned!

Yes. Yes I know.

You see the RAWness of it? RAW! RAWK!

2011-08-02 03:50:00

Author:
CyberSora

Posts: 5551

Ladies and gentlemen, the Outlaw's words of wisdom:

If you was drunk and you met Sackboy

What would you say or do?

I'd tap that.

What would you say or do?

I'd tap that.

2011-08-04 04:41:00

Author:
CyberSora

Posts: 5551

Someone pointed out to me the other day that "whore" is not censored.

So a 7-year-old girl can be told to "eat crap whore!" by anyone but if she comes to you shaken and in tears, you are unable to ask her what happened because it will read as "what ********?"

Yep. ______

2011-08-19 23:59:00

Author:
Merc

Posts: 2135

Yep. ______

Oh the censoring system. I still find it amusing we can't say analog in a game with analog logic gates. It's like not being able to say raid in WoW.

2011-08-24 06:10:00

Author:
booXely

Posts: 654

Yep. ______

Oh gawd...

2011-08-25 03:06:00

Author:
49er Nation

Posts: 429

From the rating signatures thread.

Well aren't you elite?
7/10

Not an elite, just a visionary in the making.

6/10

"One of the elite creators of LBCE"
http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x456/fireblitz95/Fireblitz95-2-1-4.gif (http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x456/fireblitz95/Fireblitz95-2-1-4.gif)

Alrighty then.

2011-08-25 04:22:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider

Posts: 1651

This one's from the Contest Crew Vault. I hope i'm not breaking any super secret silence agreements, here. But it made me lol:

...thinkering...

Awesome typo. It's like a cross between tinkering and thinking, which is like a one-word description of what I spend most of my time doing.

2011-09-21 11:17:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt

Posts: 1477

You hurried it too much Mr.T...

Full one is
...thinkering...

Awesome typo. It's like a cross between tinkering and thinking, which is like a one-word description of what I spend most of my time doing.

Not a typo, it's just called ignorance

2011-09-21 12:40:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer

Posts: 5112

Could I get the rawcode for those quotes? I can't enter the contest crew forum so I can't get the original source. :/

2011-09-21 14:15:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

...thinkering...

Awesome typo. It's like a cross between tinkering and thinking, which is like a one-word description of what I spend most of my time doing.

Not a typo, it's just called ignorance

Aw...that's a bit edited too not spoil stuff...
I fear you must take it how it is

2011-09-21 14:22:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer

Posts: 5112

If you don't have enough RAM it won't work.

Just download some more?

You might need to delete system32 first.

Already did... that is why I am using my Mac.

This made me laugh...

2011-10-04 03:16:00

Author:
anoken

Posts: 1654

Are you a hairy poptart with ears?

No,I'm a fluffy plate of cereal... with ears, not a poptart.

I am obviously a plate of cereal, not a poptart.

2011-10-05 02:05:00

Author:
ALEXhatena

Posts: 1110

I am obviously a plate of cereal, not a poptart.

Because he failed to mention it, these are visitor messages.
Also, I'm still convinced you're a hairy poptart with ears.

EDIT:

Peanuts and pies resent pigs that taste stupid

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
If you must...

"Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
Handsome intelligent people predict ordinary people of temporary originality may overcome northern southern temperature's relatively overexposed sensationally exciting seasonal quirks under intrepid predicaments excepting denial after liquidous insects object precarious hobos onslaught buying inanimate animatoids

JJJJKJJJ

I may or may not have forgotten how to post this in whatcha-ma-call it so I just took out the E's in the first two QUOTEs:
[QUOT=UltimateClay;936529]Peanuts and pies resent pigs that taste stupid

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia[QUOT=RickRock_777;936532]If you must...

"Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
Handsome intelligent people predict ordinary people of temporary originality may overcome northern southern temperature's relatively overexposed sensationally exciting seasonal quirks under intrepid predicaments excepting denial after liquidous insects object precarious hobos onslaught buying inanimate animatoids

JJJJKJJJ[/QUOTE]

[/QUOTE]

2011-10-05 04:15:00

Author:
Testudini

Posts: 3262

Here, have a quote.

Banned for reasons best kept a secret between you and I. It was a pretty great night.

Indeed it was. Banned for what you did to that lampshade.

Banned for what you did with Margaret Thatcher's trousers.

Link below. The rest of the quote is posted in the page after page brought to in link.

https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=25798-You-re-Banned!/page379

2011-10-12 00:49:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity

Posts: 5208

Updating this tomorrow. Been really busy the past days. ;_;

2011-10-12 22:52:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

This made me chuckle...

Yourannoyingfriend wishes to join you, will you let them join?
*Presses O*

Yourannoyingfriend wishes to join you, will you let them join?
*Presses O*

Yourannoyingfriend wishes to join you, will you let them join?
*Presses O*

*Switches to auto reject*

You've just received a message from Yourannoyingfriend
Subject: Will you let me join?

2011-10-16 01:55:00

Author:
Aya042

Posts: 2870

Found this... It's 3 weeks old though so you may have seen it... xD

Like zomg. Here I was thinking the speed of light was the universal speed limit, but nooooooooooo, the universe has to be all "HAHA SCREW YOU STUPID HUMANS" and make itself even more complex. Well, guess what universe? We're now going to find out how to do FTL. And when we send our armadas against you and you're infinity... Oh, you'll regret messing with us. You'll see :kz:

Like zomg. Here I was thinking the speed of light was the universal speed limit, but nooooooooooo, the universe has to be all "HAHA SCREW YOU STUPID HUMANS" and make itself even more complex. Well, guess what universe? We're now going to find out how to do FTL. And when we send our armadas against you and you're infinity... Oh, you'll regret messing with us. You'll see :kz:

2011-10-20 06:04:00

Author:
Speedynutty68

Posts: 1614

B-but I don't wear pants when I play games.

Also, how do you put the blue quote button that links straight to post by clicking on it? For the time being I dont know, but here's link to page of thread where post is on.

https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=64374-Pants-Designed-with-Gamers-in-Mind

2011-10-21 02:40:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity

Posts: 5208

Use the 'Reply With Quote Button. It gives you a post number.

For example, the post right there was 943090. So if you put
and then [ /QUOTE], it would look like this.

[QUOTE=Dragonvarsity;943090]Also, how do you put the blue quote button that links straight to post by clicking on it?

That was all typed by yours truly... xD

Also: That was my thread!

Lol...

2011-10-21 03:16:00

Author:
Speedynutty68

Posts: 1614

Thought I'd share one ^^

*Moves Edgily Towards Door*
Evil?!I have no idea what you are talking about!
*Reaches Door*
Well..If you ask me...
*Runs*

2011-10-21 18:40:00

Author:
Valeview

Posts: 1581

Here's a VM conversation between me and Rock, for it to make better sense, you'll have to go to see what Rock says ind umbest thing ever thread and read a little earlier from what I said.

Oh well, At least you gave me visitor #1,000, even though that's nothing compared to how much you've got x)

Do I still get awesome comic?

Erm, I'd prefer it be smoother,in the meantime, I can make something that works in crummy artstyle with laptop mouse.

Fair enough. Just gimme cake

Fine, but I'm gonna have to fill it with peanuts.

Well, obviously >_>

Here's a link to conversation page, I would've linked through post but I don't think it works like that with Visitor Messages.

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/converse.php?u=323&u2=9798

2011-11-03 17:35:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity

Posts: 5208

IF he WAS real... then why do rich boys and girls get more presents then poor boys and girls?

Answer: Because those rich boys and girls EARNED their presents, ******. Those poor boys and girls want handouts, do they? Maybe they should have been born rich, those little brats >_>

So, to answer your question, yes. Saint Nick is real, and he's the essence of Capitalism.

Except that he distributes free stuff to a large number of people. With an entire race dedicated to one single, collective goal.

So... he's a communist?

Santa is a communist... who rewards the rich and punishes the poor.

So act like a communist to his own personal race of proletariat elves who work all year for no pay or leave from the cold, harsh Artic winds... for the express purpose of handing out gifts to all the children of the world... but giving more to the rich and less to the poor?

Not only that, but he IS an old guy with a weird beard who can see you when you're sleeping, and knows when you're awake... So, a pedophile as well...

Well, class, what have we learned today? Santa is a magical pedophile with an army of communist elves for the purpose of distributing gifts to all one night a year, but gives more to richer kids then he does to poorer kids. So a pedophile, a communist, a harsh manager (how else would he be able to keep an entire species of sentient beings working day and night to make brand-name toys for all the rich little boys and girls, and yet you have never seen an elf be able to enjoy himself at the beach?), AND a capitalist.

Oh, and he also has power over time and space.

But remember kids...

SANTA KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING.

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE AWAKE.

HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE NAUGHTY BOYS AND GIRLS LIVE...

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I am now done character attacking a beloved children's icon. Would you like me to do anyone else?

That is all.

2011-11-17 19:02:00

Author:
Testudini

Posts: 3262

Okay, updated.

So 2011 is getting closer to it's end. Soon a new year, a new year means a new quote archive thread. Unfortunately I will not be able to update the next year, seeing as I'm just getting less and less active around here.

Anyone willing to update the quote archive? PM me or something.

2011-11-20 04:43:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

No, but you can haz Unkarted.

http://saveandquitgaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/MashUp_unkarted-1024x710.jpg

/crosses fingers

lol ^^ what an epic pic !!

2011-11-29 11:38:00

Author:
Conorp55

Posts: 81

http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/2353/9400_2a8b.jpeg
Thought I Should Put This Here ^^

2011-12-04 19:16:00

Author:
Valeview

Posts: 1581

visoter message from nys.... Not sure how to quote it D:
http://i39.tinypic.com/157f02s.jpg

2011-12-22 15:03:00

Author:
Valeview

Posts: 1581

RAWCODE for Vale's entry stuffz.

visoter message from nys.... Not sure how to quote it D:
http://i39.tinypic.com/157f02s.jpg

2011-12-22 15:17:00

Author:
nysudyrgh

Posts: 5482

I want to thank everyone for everyone has been submitting quotes this year. Thank you!

Nysudyrgh is hosting the LBPC quote archive for 2012 over here https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=66251-LBPC-s-Awesome-Quote-Archive-2012

2011-12-26 16:05:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

I want to thank everyone for everyone has been submitting quotes this year. Thank you!

Nysudyrgh is hosting the LBPC quote archive for 2012 over here https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=66251-LBPC-s-Awesome-Quote-Archive-2012

In that case...shouldn't this thread be locked?
*le fetch mod*

2011-12-27 05:13:00

Author:
49er Nation

Posts: 429

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