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The Epic Battle Between good and evil

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This is essientally supposed to be the place where Stix and I, good and evil, yin and yang, duel, just because we can, and also to reduce our spam. Although anyone else is allowed in, I suppose...

RockSauron merely waits for the epic battle to arrive...
2008-11-11 23:56:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Lol, that was smart

This should be interesting...
2008-11-11 23:58:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214


Lol, that was smart

This should be interesting...

And now, we play the waiting game...

...

Eh, waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry hungy Hippo!
2008-11-12 00:10:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


hmmmmmmm wuts gonna happen....2008-11-12 00:32:00

Author:
ea9492
Posts: 444


Something happen or pity lock. 2008-11-12 00:45:00

Author:
Unknown User


It's just because Stix isn't here...2008-11-12 00:49:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214


haha this could be good if stix replies :32008-11-12 01:45:00

Author:
Go,Mouse!
Posts: 388


haha this could be good if stix replies :3

He obviously will, since he is destined to. :kz:
2008-11-12 01:49:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


I obviously will, since I'm desti...-_- Oh I see...

LET THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE POWER BEGIN! O_o
2008-11-12 02:08:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


I obviously will, since I'm desti...-_- Oh I see...

LET THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE POWER BEGIN! O_o

FINALLY!

*begins charging into Super saiyan*
2008-11-12 02:15:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Lol, and the fight begins!2008-11-12 02:24:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214


*Finishes watching youtube video*

Anyway...umm...eh...where were we again? o_O

Oh...right...THE EPIC BATTLE.

Hmm...*transforms into an epic eight winged angel of ultimate epicness*
2008-11-12 02:26:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


*Finishes watching youtube video*

Anyway...umm...eh...where were we again? o_O

Oh...right...THE EPIC BATTLE.

Hmm...*transforms into an epic eight winged angel of ultimate epicness*

lol :3 this should be a movie or something >_<
2008-11-12 02:36:00

Author:
Go,Mouse!
Posts: 388


It so should xD2008-11-12 02:43:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Code wins.2008-11-12 03:21:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Code wins.

but you aren't even close to being as epic as stix or rocksauron
2008-11-12 03:52:00

Author:
Go,Mouse!
Posts: 388


That's right! xD

Yay! Mouse, you're epic too! ^^
2008-11-12 04:36:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


http://www.super-nexus.com/New%20Vessels%20of%20the%20REF_files/image002.jpg

All ships, converge upon the enemy planet.
2008-11-12 12:57:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


but you aren't even close to being as epic as stix or rocksauron

finally, someone admits my epicness.

And Code, yes, you win.

... YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF MY WEAPON!

*fires Code straight into Stix*

Hero of Good... DUEL ME!

* summons epic blade of evil*
2008-11-12 14:09:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


*eats popcorn*2008-11-12 17:23:00

Author:
Unknown User


There is no such thing as good or evil, black nor white. It is all shades of grey.


http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7724/picture3gv4.png
2008-11-12 19:40:00

Author:
Unknown User


Welcome to the EPIC BATTLE - Were taking over the good side don't you know

*stands in front of Rock to protect him from the brilliant white shine emitted from Stix*

MMMWWAAAaaaaa HHHHHAAAaaa hhaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
2008-11-12 20:10:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


Welcome to the EPIC BATTLE - Were taking over the good side don't you know

*stands in front of Rock to protect him from the brilliant white shine emitted from Stix*

MMMWWAAAaaaaa HHHHHAAAaaa hhaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Thank you, heartless minion, for sacrificing yourself for me.

But I am sio evil, that I am blind to the light. It cannot affect me.

But a lower evil creature, such as yourself, CAN be slaughtered so by the forces of pure good. :kz:

anyway, *slices at Stx*
2008-11-12 20:26:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Err...*stares ate dorien till he 'splodes*

*plucks a now deformed Code out* Meh...

I SHALL DUEL YOU...but first....I NEED TO EAT MY EPIC CEREAL....>_>
2008-11-12 21:25:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Thank you, heartless minion, for sacrificing yourself for me.

But I am sio evil, that I am blind to the light. It cannot affect me.

But a lower evil creature, such as yourself, CAN be slaughtered so by the forces of pure good. :kz:

anyway, *slices at Stx*

I think we win! He didnt even comment on how evil you was on not putting the I in his name!

*Dances as an evil minion would*
2008-11-12 21:36:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914


Nah, it just wasn't evil enough to mention. I was actually disappointed...I expected something MUCH more evil >_>2008-11-12 21:42:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


*Night Angel waits until the forces of good and evil blow each others' minds out so he can come in and save the day...*2008-11-12 21:51:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214


...Leave this place Angel of the Night...trust me, it is for your own good. O_o2008-11-12 21:53:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


i'm undecided on who i should actually be cheering. mouse will think about this one2008-11-12 22:40:00

Author:
Go,Mouse!
Posts: 388


Go for RockSauron, he needs more help then I do 2008-11-12 22:43:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


*Code regenerates*

haha! You cannot kill me! Come my dearest mudkipz, attack!

*an army of mudkipz storm out of the water*
2008-11-12 22:50:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Who exactly are you attacking? O_o

*watches as the army of mudkip engulf Code*

O...kay...then O_o
2008-11-12 22:53:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Back on topic...
*eats code*
2008-11-12 22:59:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


... little does Stix know but those mudkipz had lumped around Code to reach their final form...


Mecha-Kip
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/06/Mudkip_mecha.jpg

With Code in control, the Mecha-Kip bursts out of rocksauron's stomach and attacks stix.
2008-11-12 23:03:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


I think Code is gray --- it seems he does not belong to black or white... as I believe Rock just nunched on him >.>2008-11-12 23:05:00

Author:
RedPanda
Posts: 191


You seriously think that anything earthly could even HARM me? xD

*allows Mecha-kip to bite at him*

Cute thing is kyoot O_O
2008-11-12 23:12:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


You seriously think that anything earthly could even HARM me? xD

*allows Mecha-kip to bite at him*

Cute thing is kyoot O_O
Muahaha! You cannot defeat the liek!
2008-11-13 00:50:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Why would I? The liek is good >_>

Good is good...Good is on my side O_o
2008-11-13 00:53:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Why would I? The liek is good >_>

Good is good...Good is on my side O_o
Wait... so that puts me on your side...

hurm...

You have my sword.
2008-11-13 00:56:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Yay! I shall now fill your sword with PURE WIN. =D2008-11-13 01:00:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


*summons an army of the dead*

ATTACK, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY!
2008-11-13 01:05:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Yay! I shall now fill your sword with PURE WIN. =D
Thank you for your blessings.

*summons an army of the dead*

ATTACK, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY!
*summons an army of 300 mudkipz*

Tonight! We dine in liek!
2008-11-13 01:10:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


You are welcome, oh now powerful one! >=D

*multiplies the 300 by 23 million*

Kay, play nice now
2008-11-13 01:13:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


You are welcome, oh now powerful one! >=D

*multiplies the 300 by 23 million*

Kay, play nice now

you mean play it mice get it??
2008-11-13 01:27:00

Author:
Go,Mouse!
Posts: 388


No no! I wouldn't want you to get harmed! They can't play with you D:

(Yes I get it xD)
2008-11-13 01:34:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


A challenger approaches!

Pinkcars uses his handy plasama cutter to start dismembering mudkips, left right and center.
2008-11-13 01:38:00

Author:
Pinkcars
Posts: 380


So I'm guessing you're on evil's side? huh? HUH? O_o

So be it...evil minion.

*Unsheathes EPIC BLADE OF GLORY*
2008-11-13 01:45:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


*punches good in the face*2008-11-13 01:49:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


*changes his class to Bard*

*performs the Song of Healing to revive all his fallen comrades*

fUNbm3vO4Cg
2008-11-13 01:57:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Puts on Majoras mask, combined with my plasma cutter becomes an unstobbable force of evil, and chaos. The ground rots, and trees weaken beneath my gaze. Knowing no fear Pinkcars steps forwards and dismembers both of styx's hands which were holding his sword of glory

The balls in your court.
2008-11-13 02:07:00

Author:
Pinkcars
Posts: 380


Eh...might as well....

*leaves physical body behind*

I am now invincible.
2008-11-13 02:11:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Code calls upon the seven Sagekips to seal away the unstoppable evil that has taken the land. The agree, and infuse his sword with the power to seal away that evil, forever. Code makes his way across the wastes to meet his eternal enemy. When Code reaches the enemy castle, he finds his entrance blocked by the a moat of magma. He was about to turn back, when suddenly a rainbow bridge formed over the moat. Code gave thanks to the Sagekips, and then ran to the top of the tower. When he reached the pinnacle, he was confronted by a pinkcar wearing Majora's Mask and wielding a plasma cutter. It shot at him with the plasma cutter, but he deflected this with his sword, and charged it. The car attempted shoot him again, but Code, thinking quickly, sawed off the car's hand, and stabbed it in the stomach. A great light came bursting out of the sword, engulfing the car. The light then imploded and the car was sealed away in Dark Realm, from which it could never escape.

... do I win?
2008-11-13 02:24:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


.....wow. >_<2008-11-13 02:29:00

Author:
Go,Mouse!
Posts: 388


Only because I filled your sword with pure win. ._>2008-11-13 02:30:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Pinkcars sealed in the abyss swore revenge, for he knew he could escape, just only at the right time.2008-11-13 02:36:00

Author:
Pinkcars
Posts: 380


*unseals Pinkcars with my powers of EPIC EVIL*

*eats Pinkcars*

*spits pinkcars out and devours a pizza*
2008-11-13 12:57:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


I actually lolled into an epic roflage.2008-11-17 11:13:00

Author:
Unknown User


I actually lolled into an epic roflage.

Thank you, Creative, for allowing me to bring this back up.

Now...

*summons an epic army of the undead*
2008-11-17 22:36:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Then, Night Angel...farts...and distracts the two forces for a whole five seconds!2008-11-17 22:40:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214


Then, Night Angel...farts...and distracts the two forces for a whole five seconds!

*five seconds later*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pikachu, I choose YOU!

THUNDERBOLT!
2008-11-17 22:43:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


*enters*

*sees bloody carnage left, right and center*

*exits*
2008-11-19 01:36:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097


*enters*

*sees bloody carnage left, right and center*

*exits*

*eats him*

MMMM TASTY!
2008-11-19 02:09:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


-Kool aid guy-

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

-sees all dead people-
2008-11-19 02:11:00

Author:
ZachAttack
Posts: 73


*eats him*

MMMM TASTY!

You poor fool, that was just a decoy Chazosulls laced with a flesh-eating virus in case of the off chance of a random evil-doer nibbling at my flesh.
2008-11-19 03:01:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097


Lolnoob @ RockSauron >_>2008-11-19 04:28:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


One does not simply walk into Mordor.

/walks into Mordor
2008-11-19 12:55:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


One does not simply walk into Mordor.

/walks into Mordor

Everything I know is a lie!

*Shoots himself*
2008-11-19 21:46:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575


*walks in* *finds everyone has forgotten about the epic brawl* " Aww maan! I always miss the cool part! I need a root beer" *grabs a root beer and waits for the epic brawl to start once again*2008-11-20 02:42:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


ZachAttack - awesome sig.2008-11-20 02:44:00

Author:
Unknown User


WHAT HAS THIS BATTLE COME TO!!!! A ROBOT IS COMMENTING ON A SIGNATURE!?!?!? I CAME HERE FOR AN INSANE BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL!!!!!! *rips Clank to scrap metal, then eats it like a maniac* I DONT NEED ANYONE, I CAN HAVE MY OWN BATTLE!! *shoots himself. dies*2008-11-20 02:50:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


No! My Clank puppet! Some maniac must've mistaken it for me, ripped it to scrap metal and ate it like a maniac when displeased by a thread in which he expected an insane battle between good and evil but instead found me commenting on a signature and after doing so shot himself to death thinking that he could have his own battle! Why!?! Whyhyhy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?2008-11-20 02:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


*looking down in amazement* WOW that was one accurate assumption!2008-11-20 03:09:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


*claps*

Congrats, Sackboy.

You win... a free beta code!
2008-11-20 12:59:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


*claps*

Congrats, Sackboy.

You win... a free beta code!

WOOOHOOO!! Wait a minute... Why can't I play it? why does it say "The time period has expired error code #442105" WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!
2008-11-20 14:28:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


WOOOHOOO!! Wait a minute... Why can't I play it? why does it say "The time period has expired error code #442105" WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!

You must sell your soul to me.

Now then, who here will sell their immortal soul to his evilness? The bidding starts at a penny.
2008-11-22 00:00:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Wha-what? That doesn't make sense. Who's doing the selling and who's doing the bidding?2008-11-22 00:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


Wha-what? That doesn't make sense. Who's doing the selling and who's doing the bidding?

Ok, here's the rundown...

you are selling your souls to evil incarneted- moi.

I am the only bidder, thus.

I will buy your soul for a reasonable amount.

That amount starts at a penny.
2008-11-22 00:03:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Shouldn't I be calling the bids and deciding the starting amount? And how does it go up if you're the only bidder? No one could bid against you.2008-11-22 00:06:00

Author:
Unknown User


Shouldn't I be calling the bids and deciding the starting amount? And how does it go up if you're the only bidder? No one could bid against you.

There are two flaws with your logic:

1. I'm the King of Evil. I don't do what others say.

2. I'm the King of Evil. It WON'T go up. Your soul will always be worth a penny.
2008-11-22 00:08:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


There are two flaws with your logic:

1. I'm the King of Evil. I don't do what others say.

No one told you to do anything.


2. I'm the King of Evil. It WON'T go up. Your soul will always be worth a penny.

I'm a robot.
2008-11-22 00:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


No one told you to do anything.



I'm a robot.

Well, 1, let me say it this way.

Why would an evil king of all evil haggle with someone? They're lucky they are even being payed.

2. Good for you. That means you don't even get that penny.
2008-11-22 00:20:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Why would the "king of evil" want a soul anyways? And besides, a penny is nearly worthless. I don't know what the currency exchange rate is from Mordor to the United States, but one penny has little value.2008-11-22 00:23:00

Author:
Unknown User


Why would the "king of evil" want a soul anyways? And besides, a penny is nearly worthless. I don't know what the currency exchange rate is from Mordor to the United States, but one penny has little value.

Uh, that's the point. I would have thought your system of thought simulations would be able to figure out that I thought a soul was worth a penny :/.

And I want souls because then I can convert them to my Unholy army of the Night. :kz:
2008-11-22 00:27:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Hai, where do I come in? ^^2008-11-22 00:28:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Hai, where do I come in? ^^

Want to sell your soul to me? Bidding starts at a penny. Wait, you're epic... hm... TWO pennies!
2008-11-22 00:29:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


You say that I'm am missing out on an oppurtunity to receive a penny, which in my opinion has little value, so not obtaining a penny has little negative effect on me.2008-11-22 00:30:00

Author:
Unknown User


You say that I'm am missing out on an oppurtunity to receive a penny, which in my opinion has little value, so not obtaining a penny has little negative effect on me.

This logic of yours can only be applied by a machine.

Humans would do anything for money. Even sell their souls.
2008-11-22 00:33:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


He's just trying to say that your soul is worthless and that he could take it off you for a mere worthless penny. But, you shall refuse his outrageous deal, and GO GO GADGET on his *** >_>

TWO PENNIES? OMG WIN!

Uhm...I'll pass
2008-11-22 00:33:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


He's just trying to say that your soul is worthless and that he could take it off you for a mere worthless penny. But, you shall refuse his outrageous deal, and GO GO GADGET on his *** >_>

TWO PENNIES? OMG WIN!

Uhm...I'll pass

Hey, tell ya what.

i'll raise it to three pennies if you buy me a peanut.
2008-11-22 00:34:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


How much is a peanut to begin with? ._.2008-11-22 00:36:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


This logic of yours can only be applied by a machine.

Humans would do anything for money. Even sell their souls.

Not even Mexicans value the worthlessness that is the penny.
2008-11-22 00:36:00

Author:
Unknown User


The penny has more worth than the dollar. You can make an electrical circuit with a penny, while you can only burn a dollar.2008-11-22 00:38:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


The penny has more worth than the dollar. You can make an electrical circuit with a penny, while you can only burn a dollar.

You can pay for someone else to make an electrical circuit with a dollar.
2008-11-22 00:40:00

Author:
Unknown User


You can pay for someone else to make an electrical circuit with a dollar.
What is the value of a dollar anyway? It's just paper.
2008-11-22 00:43:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Please redirect this conversation to the Penny Vs. Dollar Thread, thanks 2008-11-22 00:44:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Please redirect this conversation to the Penny Vs. Dollar Thread, thanks

Link?

*To prevent the assumed image of the video game character, Link, to be posted in an attempt to combat my wit, I shall specify that I am asking for the URL link which shall lead me to the Penny Vs. Dollar Thread on the LittleBigCentral forums.*
2008-11-22 00:48:00

Author:
Unknown User


http://zs.ffshrine.org/album/twilight-princess/art/zelda_....oh >_>

....

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forumz/showthread.php!t=5037
2008-11-22 00:52:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Non-epic fail.2008-11-22 00:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


Everything I do is epic...even when I fail >_<

GAH! O_O
2008-11-22 01:25:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Everything I do is epic...even when I fail >_<

GAH! O_O

That is because you, sir, are Epic Win.
2008-11-22 02:50:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Why thank you evil one ^^

You yourself aren't any different, either

Well, besides the whole good/evil thing >_>
2008-11-22 02:54:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Why thank you evil one ^^

You yourself aren't any different, either

Well, besides the whole good/evil thing >_>

So, we are both epic?

WE MUST DUEL!

Choose your POKEMON!

RockSauron chose Mudkip!
2008-11-22 02:56:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Mudkip is asleep.2008-11-22 02:59:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Mudkip is asleep.

RockSauron chooses YOU , PIKACHU!
2008-11-22 03:00:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Actually, let's NOT duel!

Let us DINE IN HELL =D

I can take the heat
2008-11-22 03:01:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Actually, let's NOT duel!

Let us DINE IN HELL =D

I can take the heat

Oh, inviting yourself to MY house, are you?

Well that's so rude!

You can't just say "I'm going to eat in your House" because it's just bad manners.

You must be invited, or ask politely, but NEVER say you're just going to eat in my house.

Thanks you, my good man.
2008-11-22 03:03:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Let us all get together and sing a song about how even the holy are corrupt.

Let me take you to the movies. can I take you to the show
Let me be yours ever truly. can I make your garden grow

From the houses of the holy, we can watch the white doves go
From the door comes satans daughter, and it only goes to show. you know.

Theres an angel on my shoulder, in my hand a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden. and the seeds of love Ill sow. you know.

So the world is spinning faster. are you dizzy when youre stoned
Let the music be your master. will you heed the masters call
Oh... satan and man.

Said there aint no use in crying. cause it will only, only drive you mad
Does it hurt to hear them lying? was this the only world you had? oh-oh

So let me take you, take you to the movie. can I take you, baby, to the show.
Why dont you let me be yours ever truly. can I make your garden grow
You know. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP-kOhGLROI)
2008-11-22 03:22:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Dude, I'm still coming over -_-2008-11-22 03:30:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Dude, I'm still coming over -_-

Oh, I didn't say you couldn't, I just felt it was rather rude of you to just announce you're coming over to my house without my permission.

Do you like Roast Mudkip?
2008-11-22 03:31:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Love it =D

Well...isn't everything like, roasted, at your place? -_-

And I'm sorry if it seemed rude, but I thought we made plans like two weeks ago ;_;
2008-11-22 03:38:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Love it =D

Well...isn't everything like, roasted, at your place? -_-

And I'm sorry if it seemed rude, but I thought we made plans like two weeks ago ;_;

D'oh! It was after our last battle at the fields of Elianor! I TOTALLY forgot. I'm sorry, man.

Say, we need to figure out the next time we have an epic duel. I have been raising this AWESOME army, and they are pretty rareing to go up against you so, how about we make plans at dinner?
2008-11-22 03:40:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


It's okay man, forgetting is a normal thing, it's coo'

Sure thing! I'd love to have a chat about that while we feast on kips of the mud =D

Come to think about it, I should be free next Saturday, if that's fine with you ^^
2008-11-22 03:44:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


D'oh! It was after our last battle at the fields of Elianor! I TOTALLY forgot. I'm sorry, man.

Say, we need to figure out the next time we have an epic duel. I have been raising this AWESOME army, and they are pretty rareing to go up against you so, how about we make plans at dinner?
Don't you mean Pelennor Fields?

Also, Morgoth was over 9000 times the villain Sauron was. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgoth
2008-11-22 03:45:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


It's okay man, forgetting is a normal thing, it's coo'

Sure thing! I'd love to have a chat about that while we feast on kips of the mud =D

Come to think about it, I should be free next Saturday, if that's fine with you ^^

My minions say it's cool, so let's go!

A little forwarning, though: Org the Terrible has gotten a REAL good axe, so you may want to watch out for that.

In anycase, hm... what else is there, really?

CODE: Uh... I'm not Sauron, first of all. I'm RockSauron.

And... well, that should really be enough. We're two completely different evil warlords. End of story. Now, if you EXCUSE me, I must prepare for my dinner party.
2008-11-22 03:47:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Pics or didn't happen, and since the link you posted contained no such proof, I shall turn my head away! >_> <_<

EDIT: Oh that's nice, he finally got his Christmas present early for once, good on him ^^

It's kool, I'll have my eye on him

Oh, I instructed the Eighteenth Order of the Seraph to only use 53% of their might on your minions, just to make it fair and all
2008-11-22 03:48:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Objection!2008-11-22 04:22:00

Author:
Unknown User


Objection!

O_O

Mr. Wright, would you stop objecting the prosecutor's opening statements?
2008-11-23 17:58:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


LET THE EPICNESS BEGIN....Nao?2008-11-26 01:50:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


LET THE EPICNESS BEGIN....Nao?

Meh, now's as good as any.

PLAY EPIC BOSS MUSIC! Your choice. >_<

Hm... should we make this random as it has been, or should we make it DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS?!?!?!?!

I'll be the dungeon master, and you can be a gigantic mouse!

... Uh... *summons Dave*

Attack, Dave!
2008-11-26 01:52:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Ohshi-....I gotta go to work.

I'll be online when I get there O_o

EDIT: Stix, I am so quoting you on that xD
2008-11-26 01:56:00

Author:
Unknown User


Rock beats paper.
http://www.rock-beats-paper.com/rbp.png
2008-11-26 02:00:00

Author:
Unknown User


Do tell. :arg:

Yes; I deleted all my blatantly sarcastic posts.
2008-11-26 02:18:00

Author:
Unknown User


Do tell. :arg:

Yes; I deleted all my blatantly sarcastic posts.

Ok, good. Back on topic, then?

Ok, Stix! Choose your weapon!

The Epic Blade of Manliness, or the Light Spear of Power?
2008-11-26 02:20:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


And mine? And Rock's? And Clank's? And Code's?

D:

EDIT: I shall use the epic blade! >:B
2008-11-26 02:20:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


And mine? And Rock's? And Clank's? And Code's?

D:

EDIT: I shall use the epic blade! >:B

I shall use my trusty blade, Doomslayer.

Let us FIGHT!

*epic music begins to play*

ENGARDE!
2008-11-26 02:22:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


What is this...this MADNESS?!
I liek it.
2008-11-26 02:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


HOLD ON A SECOND!

*halts epic music*

*cue Hello Zepp*

I shall defeat you by use of HORROR. +D
2008-11-26 02:27:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


I shall defeat you by use of HORROR. +D

Your face is doing it justice.
2008-11-26 02:29:00

Author:
Unknown User


Obviously :/2008-11-26 02:36:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Obviously :/

Because you're horrifically SEXY!!!
2008-11-26 02:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


. <32008-11-26 02:56:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


. <3

>3

Can my weapon be the Super happy awesome great rainbow lightining amazing hopeful bad crazy sony avalanche stupid qwerty intellect micro$oft little gruesome poppy hungry lovely ray gun of ifyoureadthisyouarereallybored?!?
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or a simple pistol will work too...
2008-11-26 03:06:00

Author:
defleopard98
Posts: 17


>3

Can my weapon be the Super happy awesome great rainbow lightining amazing hopeful bad crazy sony avalanche stupid qwerty intellect micro$oft little gruesome poppy hungry lovely ray gun of ifyoureadthisyouarereallybored?!?
or a simple pistol will work too...

This is a battle between RockSauron and Stix489.
2008-11-26 03:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


What the awesomeness above me said 2008-11-26 03:11:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


What the person who the awesomeness above me referred to said.

And now, LET'S PLAY BALL!
2008-11-26 13:56:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


I'm a customer in this shop of madness. But I'm rather indecisive and I'm unsure whether I'm going to buy the evil product or the good product so I await a salesman to win me over to one or the other.2008-11-29 15:04:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097


I'm a customer in this shop of madness. But I'm rather indecisive and I'm unsure whether I'm going to buy the evil product or the good product so I await a salesman to win me over to one or the other.

Buy the evil product. It comes with a free smoking monkey!

Look, he's taking another puff!
2008-11-29 16:40:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Evil. Where do I sign?2008-11-30 23:28:00

Author:
Unknown User


Right here. 2008-11-30 23:38:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Foul trickery! I would never expect such vile acts from a master of good!2008-11-30 23:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


I win.


YouTube - RickRoll'D
2008-12-01 00:17:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250


I win.


Pokemon Official Website. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Ahhhhh! you got me!
2008-12-01 02:28:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082


I win.


Pokemon Official Website. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)


I was excited too
2008-12-01 02:50:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419


Foul trickery! I would never expect such vile acts from a master of good!

That means, good sir, I win.
2008-12-01 02:58:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


You had to resort to evil tactics to win, therefore, evil wins as it has consumed the good.

Oh yes.
2008-12-01 09:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


What evil tactics? 2008-12-01 09:26:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Lies and deceit really. Nothing majorly evil like pillaging but evil nonetheless.2008-12-01 09:32:00

Author:
Unknown User


No no, I was referring to this thread, this is where you may sign up. Not evil, just helpful 2008-12-01 09:37:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Look, ON with the battle!!!

Oh divine might, BURN my enemies with the fires of hell...

MYSTIC CAGE!
2008-12-01 20:34:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


*Looks down after a heavenly coffee break* Wow. I wish I could get back in there. *Weeps at unecessary suicide*2008-12-03 14:29:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


*Looks down after a heavenly coffee break* Wow. I wish I could get back in there. *Weeps at unecessary suicide*

Hey, Dave! Wassup?
2008-12-05 21:22:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


*rips through cardboard walls*Man thought i never would get through...*GASP*THE FAKE LORD OF DARKNESS!!!*pulls out wand*OUR DUEL MUST BE HERE IT SEEMS!!!2008-12-05 23:28:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89


*rips through cardboard walls*Man thought i never would get through...*GASP*THE FAKE LORD OF DARKNESS!!!*pulls out wand*OUR DUEL MUST BE HERE IT SEEMS!!!

Heh. A wand?

What kind of sissy lord of darkness needs a WAND?! Oh, I'm waving a sissy wand!

You have NO idea what you're getting into, DO YOU?!

And now... you must deal with I, the TRUE master of evil!

/pulls out my blade, Oblivion

I SENTANCE YE TO THE OBLIVION OF NOTHINGNESS!

ENGARDE!
2008-12-05 23:51:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


.....*tosses back old fairy wand and pulls out a horn*

Heheheheheh...GO MY CUPCAKES ATTACK HIM!!!!*blows horn and cupcakes swarm him biting RockSaurons flesh off*Lol I love corrupting things people eat
2008-12-05 23:57:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89


Well, at least it's interesting to watch >_>2008-12-06 00:05:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


.....*tosses back old fairy wand and pulls out a horn*

Heheheheheh...GO MY CUPCAKES ATTACK HIM!!!!*blows horn and cupcakes swarm him biting RockSaurons flesh off*Lol I love corrupting things people eat

>_< Cupcakes...?

And I don't eat cupcakes. I only enjoy two foods: Raw Human and Boiled Mudkip.

Sigh... ANYWAY,

*eats LordRattler*

Wow, that was easier then expected >_<.
2008-12-06 00:05:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


*rips out RockSaurons mouth*GASSSSp...AIR AIR I NEED AIR!!2008-12-06 00:07:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89


Can I join now, I'm betting rather bored >_<'2008-12-06 00:09:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


sure just....gasp...hand me...gasp...a air bag.....uuggggghhhh*faints to the ground*2008-12-06 00:14:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89


It's actually two against one, so....yeah...FIGHT ME! 2008-12-06 00:17:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


It's actually two against one, so....yeah...FIGHT ME!

Hey, I shan't partner up with that pretender, if that's what you're implying >_<.

How about we team up and together SLAUGHTER that pretender, and then we can go back to fighting an epic war, and having dinner parties, no?
2008-12-06 00:20:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


I guess we could do that, OR, we could give him a chance to prove himself....NOT as the Lord Of Evil, but as JUST an evil-doer.

LordRattler, your task is to kill DrunkMiffy.
2008-12-06 00:24:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


*is still knocked out*Ooogggh....wait up.....thats my waffle...*2008-12-06 00:29:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89


*Slowly Flits Down From The Heavens* " Ye who have died in this gruesome battle I revive ye! Now go and LIVE AND LET DIE!" *Flits Back Up*

"Who writes this garbage! Can someone go fire that guy? Preferably from a cannon."
2008-12-06 00:54:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


Eh, tell ya what LordRattler. How'd ya like to be made a general in my unholy army of the night?

But first, how's your evil laugh?
2008-12-06 01:21:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


"OHOHOHOH"*sticks hand up in air* "Can I try out for Evil Lord-acy?"

"Ahem BWEHEHEHEHEH! Was that good?"
2008-12-06 02:25:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


Aren't you GOOD, though? -_-2008-12-06 02:26:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Eh, tell ya what LordRattler. How'd ya like to be made a general in my unholy army of the night?

But first, how's your evil laugh?

Oh, you're so nice with him, I would have offer him the role of a mount.
2008-12-06 02:29:00

Author:
Unknown User


Aren't you GOOD, though? -_-

Uhhhh *Wings Burn off* "OH Crap"
2008-12-06 02:31:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


Serves you RIGHT! >xD

Now...who should I duel? :/
2008-12-06 02:33:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Serves you RIGHT! >xD

Now...who should I duel? :/

If Lord Rattler accepts my job offer, I'll start him off by throwing him against the most Epic Win of Epic Good ever.

Try to go easy on him, k?
2008-12-06 02:36:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


If Lord Rattler accepts my job offer, I'll start him off by throwing him against the most Epic Win of Epic Good ever.

Try to go easy on him, k?

Eh sure, I'll pretend to get hurt a lil bit, it's cool
2008-12-06 02:49:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


I'm a mudkip for hire, which one of you is willing to pay the most?2008-12-06 03:00:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


I'm a mudkip for hire, which one of you is willing to pay the most?

Um... didn't you get the part where I said I eat mudkips?

Unless you're willing to sell yourself to me for a meal... Hm...

... wait. Wouldn't I just pay you, eat you, and take my money back? O_O
2008-12-06 03:02:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Eh, the more people on RockSauron's side, the better ^^2008-12-06 03:05:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


They are coming.

http://fc10.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/178/d/9/Mudkip_Attack_by_Sharulia.jpg
2008-12-06 03:09:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


Eh, the more people on RockSauron's side, the better ^^

Ah, more of a challenge, eh?

Or wait... You care about me, and thus want more people so you don't have to hurt me as much.

Meh, how sweet >_<.
2008-12-06 03:10:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY IGNORE ME!?!?!? WHY?!?!? WHY?!? WHYYYYYY?!?!? I'm Bored"2008-12-06 03:16:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY IGNORE ME!?!?!? WHY?!?!? WHY?!? WHYYYYYY?!?!? I'm Bored"

Cause we hate you >_<.
2008-12-07 23:07:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg2008-12-07 23:09:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg

Only NOW?

>_<

Where have you been for the past 10 pages?

This thread was awesome at the beginning, BEFORE any dinosaurs in planes rode through the skies.

Speaking of which...

Anyone want to be my second in command in my unholy army of the night?
2008-12-07 23:11:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


This thread fails to achieve the title of awesomeness due to the simple fact that there is no such thing as good or evil, therefore fundamentally crumbling this thread's foundation into rubble of mere spam and loitering.2008-12-07 23:13:00

Author:
Unknown User


*sigh*

Sure thing Marino, you wise wise man! +D
2008-12-07 23:53:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


The more you learn the more you realize how little you know. 2008-12-07 23:58:00

Author:
Unknown User


What did you wanna tell me on MSN? >_<2008-12-08 00:02:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Log on.

I'll tell you.
2008-12-08 00:03:00

Author:
Unknown User


Anyone want to be my second in command in my unholy army of the night?

Master, I will give my purple life to your extreme awfulness.
2008-12-13 14:02:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097


and me!!! only if i get to kill many ppl tho2008-12-22 23:35:00

Author:
Little Big Planet Legend
Posts: 79


and me!!! only if i get to kill many ppl tho

Meh, you wantto sell your soul to the devil (Moi)?
2008-12-22 23:35:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


I already have >_<2008-12-23 01:07:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


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