Archive: 12 posts

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http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs780.ash1/167079_124573367613313_100001819513579_153325_1987 367_n.jpg Some cows decided to escape from their farm (probably like ninjas) and stealthily navigated onto our driveway and into the neighbours empty section. They are out there as I type. The cats are terrified, and the SPCA is coming. Hopefully Elderflower is captured by the SPCA- actually, their male cows but heh.

2011-01-24 07:43:00 Author: AA_BATTERY Posts: 1117

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Don't try to milk them! They get angry. And don't try to milk the bulls either

2011-01-24 07:56:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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Don't try to milk them! They get angry. And don't try to milk the bulls either I'll try remember that...

2011-01-24 10:55:00 Author: AA_BATTERY Posts: 1117

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!... /runs

2011-01-24 17:18:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Just make sure that they haven't left any "presents" in your backyard!

2011-01-24 18:36:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Just make sure that they haven't left any "presents" in your backyard! They once did in my garden... A 12 feet tall statue of me made in gold... Bwah! I asked for it to be made out of platinum. Such insolent beings.

2011-01-24 19:28:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Don't know why but when I saw 'cows' and 'invade' in the thread title I instantly thought of aliens!

2011-01-24 19:36:00 Author: ladylyn1 Posts: 836

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Just make sure that they haven't left any "presents" in your backyard! To late- Anyway, the SPCA betrayed us and told us it was the councils problem..... Very dependable... So the cows are still here.... they keep staring at us...

2011-01-24 20:41:00 Author: AA_BATTERY Posts: 1117

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Threat them by going out eating a big bloody steak and making strange sounds

2011-01-25 07:51:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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Tell them to moooooove. Sorry.

2011-01-25 08:44:00 Author: Mr_T-Shirt Posts: 1477

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Good news- the owner of the cows came and took them away

2011-01-25 09:12:00 Author: AA_BATTERY Posts: 1117

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Good news- the owner of the cows came and took them away Now what will you do when the goats appear?

2011-01-25 10:11:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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