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Ophiuchus. The new(ish) zodiac sign.

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I quote:

Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth's alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.

Kunkle says that as the Earth and Sun slowly move the signs gradually change, as expected.

The change didn't happen over night either. The 12 signs were designated to different periods of the year almost 3,000 years ago, when astrology began, and since then the Earth's position in relation to the sun has changed.

While the sign many people were born under may now be different, it shouldn't affect horoscope readings, according to NBC.

See if your Zodiac sign has changed below.

The New Dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20


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That makes me Ophiuchus, who is depicted as a guy wrestling a snake.

http://www.love-astrology.com/astrology/2007/09/13th-sign.jpg

So, what has your zodiac changed from and to?


EDIT: As pointed out by silverleon, the change affects those born after this rediscovery, but since- as rtm mentioned- you can believe whatever "lie" you like, the switchover is optional to all of you fortunate enough to be born already

Sorry, foetuses, but you're stuck with what you get
2011-01-13 23:04:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


Dang it! So that's why all my horoscopes have been wrong!........Either that or it's all nonsense....surely not?2011-01-13 23:08:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


I'm an.... Aries now??!?!?!?!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I liked being Taurus.
2011-01-13 23:19:00

Author:
tomodon246
Posts: 624


Update: Ophiuchus turns out to be a healer, a doctor, a man of medicine, and a scientist. He is intellectual and enlightened ? achieving high success and authority in life.

I consider myself intellectual I has a happy now
2011-01-13 23:25:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


I'm a Pisces now? Lame.
Aries was much cooler.
2011-01-13 23:29:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513


Cancer to Gemeni?
...Crap. That means I probably have like an evil twin brother or something that wants to take over my life D:
2011-01-14 00:33:00

Author:
dragonember
Posts: 607


Gwfskhakjd.

I'll admit; I don't believe in astrology... but I liked Aquarius. Come on, you come to associate that with a new age, a dawning of a new era, knowledge and enlightenment, and all that hippy stuff.

Now I'm the Sea Goat. I'll just stick to the old system, thank you.
2011-01-14 00:46:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


Can you post the old stystem too? I forget what I used to be 2011-01-14 00:50:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


Aquarius to... Capricorn... 2011-01-14 00:57:00

Author:
iBubek
Posts: 682


What.. i dunt even..

I'm sagittarius nao? D:
Goatman? -_-
At least the traits fit.. got to tell Contess she's a goat.. lol
2011-01-14 00:59:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


For your convenience, the Zodiac system before the 2011 patch.

Aries (symbolizing a Ram) ? From March 21 to April 19

Taurus (symbolizing a Bull) ?From April 20 to May 20

Gemini (symbolizing a Twins) ? From May 21 to June 21

Cancer (symbolizing a Crab) ? From June 22 to July 22

Leo (symbolizing a Lion) ? From July 23 to August 22

Virgo (symbolizing a Virgin) ? From August 23 to September 22

Libra (symbolizing a Scale) ? From September 23 to October 23

Scorpio (symbolizing a Scorpio) ? From October 24 to November 22

Sagittarius (symbolizing a Archer) ? From November 23 to December 21

Capricorn (symbolizing a Goat) ? From December 22 to January 19

Aquarius (symbolizing a Water Bearer) ? From January 20 to February 18

Pisces (symbolizing a Fish) ? From February 19 to March 20

Good news, Brenmen. You're the archer. I'm the goat
2011-01-14 01:10:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


Oh, so this is what that was all about. Thanks for the explanation, people kept talking about it without really explaining what the heck they were trying to say. So have been confused about it, but not really interested enough to go googling for answers.

From Cap to Sag.. :/
2011-01-14 01:17:00

Author:
KoingWolf
Posts: 386


Good news, Brenmen. You're the archer. I'm the goat

No, you're the seagoat which symbolizes knowledge and sacrificial justice, i'm teh goatman D:
2011-01-14 01:33:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


The "seagoat" represents man's ownership of animals of the sea and land.
I read this somewhere, I'm not sure exactly, though.
2011-01-14 01:34:00

Author:
dragonember
Posts: 607


If I'm going to be a sea-goat I'd rather be representative of knowledge and self-sacrifice in the name of the greater good rather than... cattle and fish farming.2011-01-14 01:37:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


Oh man i am aquarious now????
That sucks i liked been pisces
2011-01-14 01:38:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442


Has this "new zodiac" been approved by the FDA?
Seriously, is this the NEW official thing or just a theory?
2011-01-14 01:41:00

Author:
dragonember
Posts: 607


I've decided to opt out of this Zodiac change thing. I'm staying a Cancer.2011-01-14 01:51:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Seriously, is this the NEW official thing or just a theory?

It's all just lies anyway, so what does it matter if it's official lies or theoretical lies?
2011-01-14 01:52:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497


I used to be a Leo, as in a Lion.

Now I am a Cancer unto this Earth.

I can get behind that.

Also...

Who DECIDES this? O-o Changing a 3000 year old make believe order just... I unno, now I can be a Cancer unto this Earth. <3
2011-01-14 01:56:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


It's all just lies anyway, so what does it matter if it's official lies or theoretical lies?

Spoilers man. Spoilers.
2011-01-14 02:01:00

Author:
KoingWolf
Posts: 386


Is this for real? I've seen this zodiac sign a few years ago on a show about Nostradamus. And it wasn't a good thing. Everybody making posts about the end of the world and now this.2011-01-14 02:04:00

Author:
Kitkasumass
Posts: 494


I was born a Capricorn and I shall die a Capricorn! (a long long time from now) 2011-01-14 02:04:00

Author:
TheCountessZ
Posts: 537


Capricorns for LIEF. :kz:2011-01-14 02:11:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


I'm a Taurus now? I prefer Gemini even if astrology is a bunch of BS.2011-01-14 02:13:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432


I'm not sure why but I keep seeing "Chupacabra" when I read this. So...

Congratulations, new Chupacabras!
2011-01-14 02:18:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278


Is this for real? I've seen this zodiac sign a few years ago on a show about Nostradamus. And it wasn't a good thing. Everybody making posts about the end of the world and now this.

Relax, I doubt many of us here are taking it seriously. It's just a bit of fun.

To jump on the star sign complaining bandwagon: WTF!? I've gone from Libra to Virgo! That's one of the best to the absolute worst.
2011-01-14 02:25:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097


Tell me about it, I have made the same move and I don't like it at all. I'll just pretend it didn't happen.2011-01-14 02:26:00

Author:
Kitkasumass
Posts: 494


...From Scorpio to Libra. A scorpion is a lot cooler than scale. 2011-01-14 06:29:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149


Once a Gemini, always a Gemini, and my "evil" twin agrees with me so pffft.


I'm not sure why but I keep seeing "Chupacabra" when I read this. So...

Congratulations, new Chupacabras!

Wait, it's not the Mexican goat blood sucker?!? lol
2011-01-14 06:34:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983


Leo now, guess a virile lion is a step up from a virgin

On that note, Ophiuchus has been the unofficial "13th Zodiac sign" for a long time though I suppose astrological changes means astronomers are reconsidering incorperating it into the club (while just acting like it's new to dazzle people).

"We've found a 'new' Zodiac sign! Be slightly more amazed then you would be if we told you Ptolomy found it first!!!"

They've had a few symbols for it too...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Ophiuchus_zodiac.svg/240px-Ophiuchus_zodiac.svg.png
2011-01-14 06:42:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512


Aww.. I went from being a lion to being a crab. All of the sudden I feel so much less powerful... Lol.

I've never really paid all that much attention to this stuff.

I wish the new zodiac symbol looked like this:

http://gamercrash.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/assassinscreedlogo-1.png
2011-01-14 07:35:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010


Don't forgot that humans have an amazing way to make themselves happy with what they get. I mean, how many of you complained about the what's new button or the stats bars? Or who didn't get exactly what they wanted for crimbo and is still happy?



Me? I'm just psyched to be the new guy ^_^


They say that officially the zodiacs are updating, but for the purposes of the horoscopes, they're staying the same... For now. This is mainly because the guy who discovered the new constellation wasn't superstitious and didn't care about horoscopes

But hey, at least you kind of have a choice of "lie"

@ShamgarBlade me too

Now if you'll excuse me, imma go wrestle a snake
2011-01-14 07:35:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


Gemini to Taurus..... lame
Gemini was much more suiting....
2011-01-14 07:44:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


HOLD ON ONE MOMENT AND READ!
Jeez. XD

(Had to do it or most would probably just skip this. )

Anywho, remember, your Zodiac Sign is determined by the 'star' you were "BORN" under, not the one that shifted its place to the same day.
Therfore, everyone who was born before this change KEEPS their sign, therfore, those of you who dislike yer change, then hurray, no worries, those who like their changes...why not just kep them, I mean, there's no law against that either, right?
2011-01-14 07:51:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


Isn't it high time we did away with such superstitious nonsense?

The Zodiac signs - while not looking anything like the objects they are supposed to represent, only appear that way when viewed from this angle of the universe... viewed from a different angle, you realise that the stars that make up any of the zodiac signs are millions and billions of light years apart from each other, and have no relation to each other at all.

The idea that a random ball of burning gas billions of light years away can have any bearing on predicting your future is idiotic in the extreme.

Any 'gravitational' influence these stars could have on you would be completely negated by, say, the person sitting next to you, who would have more of a gravitational influence.

Horoscopes are nothing more than the Forer Effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer_effect).
please stop allowing these people to be gainfully employed
2011-01-14 08:23:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


@Macnme

Zodiacs not about horoscopes man, its Astrology. Mapping the stars.
Also, the symbols are used in Alchemy.
2011-01-14 08:25:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


@Macnme

Zodiacs not about horoscopes man, its Astrology. Mapping the stars.
Also, the symbols are used in Alchemy.

Lol.. well that "proves" it doesn't it!

& How is alchemy doing in it's quest to turn lead into gold? After a few thousand years of trying, are they any closer?
2011-01-14 08:31:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


Lol.. well that "proves" it doesn't it!

& How is alchemy doing in it's quest to turn lead into gold? After a few thousand years of trying, are they any closer?

You can turn lead into gold through radiation.
Though depending on the method it isn't cost efficient.

It's actually easier to turn gold into lead.

Or is it radiation turns gold into lead?... idr but they are only one molecule off.

Theres more to Alchemy than that, though.
2011-01-14 08:44:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


No, what you are talking about is "Chemistry" 2011-01-14 08:50:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


Oi Mac, so what if people like to belive in it, doesn't hurt you, so just let it be, dude.2011-01-14 08:55:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


Oi Mac, so what if people like to belive in it, doesn't hurt you, so just let it be, dude.

It is printed in papers all over the world. That's a massive waste of trees and is helping speed up global warming.
That's how it's hurting everyone.

Plus, it's the rejection of science and reason, which anyone with a brain would find insulting.

Besides... us Scorpios don't believe in horoscopes
2011-01-14 08:57:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


The topic of this thread is manure...
I want to know why this id iot alone decided to pick a random sign (why Ophioucus and not, say Big F'n Kraken) and change everything else, move dates, swap parents,etc...
Parke Kunkle has my middle fingers.
Both of 'em.
Hope he'll pick them as a new zodiac symbol, they remind Gemini, that I am perhaps.
2011-01-14 09:41:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth's alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.

You mean the 13th sign as standardized in 1930 by the IAU (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Astronomical_Union)? Good to see Parke Kunkle is so "on the ball".
2011-01-14 11:27:00

Author:
Aya042
Posts: 2870


Once a Gemini, always a Gemini, and my "evil" twin agrees with me so pffft.

Yeah!! What she said! I've been one too long to change teams now!! lol
2011-01-14 13:10:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383


A lot of Geminis here, that's cool! lol I'm am too
Never shared info on me : I have a twin sister, a real one I mean, and we always been known as the gemini twins

So Taurus just can't work here... >_>

2011-01-14 13:35:00

Author:
dajdaj03
Posts: 1486


Cancer to Gemini...
I'm okay with this.
2011-01-14 14:02:00

Author:
Kody59527
Posts: 121


So, just a thought from a sceptic here...

But what difference will being a different star sign have on your day to day life?

Do you 'feel' any different now that you think you are a different zodiac sign? If they split the sky into 14 sections rather than the now 13 sections, would you feel any different?

I'd like to know how, out of a global population of 6 billion (nearly 7 billion), there can be only 12 (13 now ) personality types?
I mean, the theory doesn't even fit theoretically, let alone in actual practice, where it has been shown under scientific scrutiny to be no more accurate than a guess.
2011-01-14 14:49:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


I'd like to know how, out of a global population of 6 billion (nearly 7 billion), there can be only 12 (13 now ) personality types?


There's actually only 6 personality types if I remember correctly:

Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey & Bashful.

Doc doesn't count. Neither does Sleepy or Sneezy, come to think of it.
2011-01-14 15:02:00

Author:
Rhys125
Posts: 841


There's actually only 6 personality types if I remember correctly:

Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey & Bashful.

Doc doesn't count.


You forgot "Gullible"
2011-01-14 15:03:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


You forgot "Gullible"


..and jaded.

lol
2011-01-14 15:12:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383


Well, that's me down to a tee... isn't it amazing how accurate this horoscopes stuff is?!
Incidentally, does this Parke Kunkle have a book to sell by any chance?
2011-01-14 15:26:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


I'm now a Sagittarius, Instead of Capricorn

I don't really care anyway...
2011-01-14 15:46:00

Author:
Pattington_Bear
Posts: 777


So where does Ophiuchu fit in with Pichu, Pikachu and Raichu?2011-01-14 15:55:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


I can allow the change of my Gemini sign if I can be a Chupacabra.2011-01-14 15:57:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


They could divide the sky into however many divisions they like, it won't change who you are.

Also, noone here is Babylonian, or adhere to Babylonian religious observance (commonly a sacrificed lambs liver), so none of this astrology would mean anything to you anyway, as it was a Babylonian religious practice. The Babylonians assumed that because they could predict the movement of the stars, they could therefore predict other future events.
2011-01-14 15:59:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


Why does my birthday have to line smack bang in the middle of Ophiuchus... I liked Sagittarius.
Might as well change everything that makes me, me...

My name is now Dave. I'm a 24 year old milkman from Birmingham who likes nothing more than heading down to the local pub for a good game of dominoes...
2011-01-14 16:15:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


My name is now Dave. I'm a 24 year old milkman from Birmingham who likes nothing more than heading down to the local pub for a good game of dominoes...

Yup, and so is every other Ophiuchus
2011-01-14 16:17:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


So where does Ophiuchu fit in with Pichu, Pikachu and Raichu?

Trade a pikachu with a birth stone...

What birth stone is Ophiuchu anyway?
2011-01-14 17:13:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


From Capricorn to Sagittarius... Favourite colour is purple... Hey, that's actually right!2011-01-14 18:05:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


Ophiuchus woohoo snake im a happy lad!2011-01-14 21:08:00

Author:
ktmbillyjr
Posts: 177


Cancer to Gemeni?
...Crap. That means I probably have like an evil twin brother or something that wants to take over my life D:

That is exactly what happened to me. Of course, I actually have a twin brother, but I'm reasonably sure that he isn't evil. If anything, I'm more likely to be the evil one!

Of course, it is not like there is anything to this astrology stuff. "Prediction" is essentially shooting an arrow and having someone else paint a target around it.
2011-01-14 21:14:00

Author:
Stoicrow
Posts: 276


You mean the 13th sign as standardized in 1930 by the IAU (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Astronomical_Union)? Good to see Parke Kunkle is so "on the ball".

It disappeared for a long time, I think, and has just come back to say hi


Yeah!! What she said! I've been one too long to change teams now!! lol

Like rtm said, you can pledge your allegiance to whichever lie you prefer =L Also, Silverleon makes a good point of it being the date on which you were born. It's your kids that will be stuck with this change, I suppose it's optional for the rest of us



The topic of this thread is manure...
I want to know why this id iot alone decided to pick a random sign (why Ophioucus and not, say Big F'n Kraken) and change everything else, move dates, swap parents,etc...
Parke Kunkle has my middle fingers.
Both of 'em.
Hope he'll pick them as a new zodiac symbol, they remind Gemini, that I am perhaps.

They depicted him as that hundreds of years ago, so it's not just this guy

@Macnme, yeah, just let the believers believe what they like, and you can believe or not believe whatever you like too
2011-01-14 21:17:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


From what i believe, What ever sign you were born with you still are, as you were born during that star alinement, as the star alinements have changed its only new borns who will adopt the new signs 2011-01-14 21:26:00

Author:
FOREVA-DEAD
Posts: 31


I'm April 19th which was the last day of Aries before.
Now it's the second first!

Yay Aries!



My name is now Dave. I'm a 24 year old milkman from Birmingham who likes nothing more than heading down to the local pub for a good game of dominoes...

Hiiiiiiiii Dave...
2011-01-14 21:31:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


@Macnme, yeah, just let the believers believe what they like, and you can believe or not believe whatever you like too

Ok, just so long as you know, what I believe in is science, logic and reason

You know, if two sides disagree, the truth isn't always "somewhere in the middle", sometimes one side is just plain wrong.

The idea that just because someone believes in something, no matter how incredulous, that they should not be exposed to a contrary opinion goes against the principles of free speech and the free open exchange of ideas that "forums" were founded under.

If you are going to admit in public that you believe in ridiculous idiot notions, then you'd best be prepared to be called a ridiculous idiot.
And just to show I'm fair and balanced, please feel free to ridicule my beliefs
2011-01-15 08:50:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


I am now Virgo? -_-2011-01-15 09:08:00

Author:
Unknown User


I went from a Sagittarius to a Ophiuchus? Bull poop.. I'm staying with my half man half horse hunter thing D:< Like it or not, astronomical douches.2011-01-16 20:57:00

Author:
illuminationx
Posts: 860


Well, whatever, I don't care about this junk anyways.


But as someone on some site said:

"Ophiuchus sounds like some sort of disease."


That is all.
2011-01-16 21:03:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


I refuse to be anything other than Libra.2011-01-17 10:16:00

Author:
Unknown User


I'm a capricorn now -_-

Aquarius sounds cooler
2011-01-17 16:39:00

Author:
AbstractFlesh
Posts: 837


Eh, I'm a Gemini now.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c211/AnimeZodiac/MegaMan/GeminiSpark.jpg
I'm just glad I don't sound like a disease anymore
2011-01-17 17:05:00

Author:
RottenAvocado
Posts: 319


What?! I lost my Sagittarius? What could ever be cooler than a half man hal- Wait, a beefed up guy with a serpeant? That's still pretty cool B)2011-01-17 17:11:00

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