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Gotta get me some $8K audio cables
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| Check out these cables (http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-terminated-speaker-cable/dp/B000J36XR2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_e_5). But really... check out the customer reviews - they're fantastic! If there is one cable I would whole-heartedly trust to my Chimera-hunting needs, this would be the cable. No other cable has the tensile strength to properly and efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, asphyxiate an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid....and there are dozens more where this came from!  BTW - These are legit. I found several other sites (including the manufacturer's) that sell these at similar prices, as well as others even more expensive. Perhaps to audiophiles in the know, this comes as no surprise, but I was flabbergasted. | 2011-01-12 15:25:00 Author: v0rtex  Posts: 1878 |
| $8,450.00 & this item ships for FREE with Super Saver Shipping Because it was definitely the $5 for delivery was putting me off.... | 2011-01-12 15:35:00 Author: rtm223  Posts: 6497 |
Hilarious!  I just read this one: They're TOO good. I plugged these things into my 50W Magnavox 2.1 surround receiver and they impregnated my daughter. And I don't even have a daughter. I had to return them so I can afford the pregnant daughter that my future wife is going to give birth to. | 2011-01-12 15:44:00 Author: Rhys125  Posts: 841 |
| I'm sure someone would make good use of these cables *looks over at Dan* | 2011-01-12 16:15:00 Author: robotiod  Posts: 2662 |
| I posted my own review: After the delorean was safely transported back to 1985, Doc. Brown quickly took down the cables and fashioned them into what you see today. Of course in his hoard of inventions they were lost for a couple of decades, but were recently unearthed by a team of homeless people who excavated the remains of his abandoned home. These cables are a must have item. | 2011-01-12 16:37:00 Author: KILLA_TODDZILLA  Posts: 653 |
| In breaking news, an audio cable smuggling ring was recently disbanded in a sting operation off the southern coast of Florida. | 2011-01-12 16:40:00 Author: Foofles  Posts: 2278 |
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| Just buy a house man... | 2011-01-12 16:51:00 Author: KQuinn94Z  Posts: 1758 |
| /long list of amazing other things that could be purchased/done with that money/ Or buy an audio cable. hmm... | 2011-01-13 03:48:00 Author: Bremnen  Posts: 1800 |
| I never thought product reviews on amazon would be source of such comedy! There's plenty of other items in the "customer also viewed" section if you're up for a laugh! Why did it have to be blue? I knew my day was going to improve when the truck pulled up at my home with this cable deep within. No ordinary truck, this one was Holy White, and the gold Delivery logo sparkled like a thousand suns reflected through shards of the purest ice formed with unadulterated water collected at the beginning of the universe. The driver, clad in a robe colored the softest of white, floated towards me on the cool fog of a hundred fire extinguishers. He smiled benevolently, like a father looking down upon his only child, and handed me a package wrapped in gold beaten thin to the point where you could see through it. I didn't have to sign, because the driver could see within my heart, and knew that I was pure. Upon opening the package, an angelic choir started to sing, and reached a crescendo as I laid this cable on my stereo system. Instantly, my antiquated equipment transformed into components made from the clearest diamond-semiconductor. The cable knew where to go, and hooked itself into the correct ports without help from me - all the while, the choir sang praises to the almighty digital god. With trepidation, I pushed "play," and was instantly enveloped in a sound that echoed the creation of all matter, a sound that vibrated every cell in my body to perfection. I was instantly taken to the next plane, where I saw the all-father. I knew with my entire soul, that all was good in the world. But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue. I know what it's like to be a feral dog. Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot. This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns&apos  , cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. | 2011-01-13 10:25:00 Author: Rhys125 Posts: 841 |
| I can't image why anyone would want those.... | 2011-01-13 12:06:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| I can't image why anyone would want those.... ARE YOU KIDDING? I heard you can actually see the sound with these baby's plugged in! | 2011-01-13 12:30:00 Author: Mr_T-Shirt  Posts: 1477 |
| ARE YOU KIDDING? I heard you can actually see the sound with these baby's plugged in! I once knew a sound man that claimed he could see watts turn to ohms. That sorta concerned me from that point on... lol | 2011-01-13 13:38:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383 |
| um these cables are no good for me. i dont have good enough speakers to do them justice. and they dont seem to be compatible with the grammaphone | 2011-01-13 22:44:00 Author: unXpectiD Posts: 1132 |
| This isn't supposed to be funny. I have two sets of these. I need good strong audio cables that provide great sound and are tough enough so that I can use them as pulley ropes for building little castles from my excess supply of gold bricks. | 2011-01-13 23:10:00 Author: Killian  Posts: 2575 |
| What is this cheap garbage? This is where its at: http://www.analysis-plus.com/prod_goldcable.html | 2011-01-13 23:36:00 Author: Foofles Posts: 2278 |
| What is this cheap garbage? This is where its at: http://www.analysis-plus.com/prod_goldcable.html "Heirloom quality cable with a noise floor so low goose bumps, tears and magical moments from the past come alive." Oh man... sign me up for those! lol | 2011-01-13 23:39:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383 |
| What is this cheap garbage? This is where its at: http://www.analysis-plus.com/prod_goldcable.html The cables are good, but the withdrawal symptoms you have to endure after you stop listening are hell. Therefore, don't buy. | 2011-01-13 23:55:00 Author: Mr_T-Shirt Posts: 1477 |
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