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Favorite quote...?

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Okay since obviously moaning around is NOT getting me anywhere I'm gonna talk about something else.

What is your favorite quote of all time...?
I know I have plenty like in my signature.
2011-01-05 01:17:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578


I only drink on two occasions, when I'm thirsty, and when I'm not.

My dad always says this when I ask him how much he drinks.
2011-01-05 01:25:00

Author:
booXely
Posts: 654


Quote from the movie "Dinner for schmucks"

I love Switzerland! Does the cheese come out of the cow with the holes?
2011-01-05 02:00:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653


"So, i heard u leik mudkipz?"

Best quote ever.
2011-01-05 02:22:00

Author:
BangGhost
Posts: 53


The studying is a great structure to keep absolute chaos at bay, but College is a time for you to figure out who you are. Do stuff that scares you. Hell, try being someone ELSE. This is the REAL education you get from a University.

Yep, form Teh Teebs. I've always been inspired by that quote.

Oh and

War, war never changes...

War has changed

Hehe...
2011-01-05 02:40:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712


I reject your reality, and substitute my own!
-Adam Savage
2011-01-05 02:50:00

Author:
dragonember
Posts: 607


"May Justice Prevail, and the World survive!" Can anyone find out where that one came from? It's my favorite.2011-01-05 03:05:00

Author:
Unknown User


"If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is"
So true

And I saw this the other day, "I'll be immortal 'till the day I die" gave me a little laugh.
2011-01-05 03:07:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431


One of my all time favs, it cracks me up everytime I read or say it;

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped!"
Groucho Marx, Monkey Business 1931
2011-01-05 13:07:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


'When in doubt, duck it up'2011-01-05 13:19:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


"The winner of a war isn't decided by who's right, but by who's left."
-Silverleon

Yes, by me, idk, I just like it, ok?

There's also:
"I got a bullet with your name on it... and I'll keep firing at you until I find it!" XD
2011-01-05 13:34:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

Douglas Adams
2011-01-05 13:39:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970


Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, dont be violent. Leave that to me
- Eminem

best line of all time lol
2011-01-05 14:14:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


Way to many good quotes, my favorite keeps changing...
Mmm,
'Do a Barrel Roll' - Peppy, Lylat Wars
'I am a man of science, a man of great learning, a thinker, a wise man and I'll be honest with you sir, I haven't got a ****ing clue.' - Harold MacDougal, Red Dead Redemption
2011-01-05 15:41:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559


"I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable." ? Woody Allen2011-01-05 19:11:00

Author:
Creekey
Posts: 116


One that makes me realise I should stop being such a miserable **** and enjoy life:


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.



And one that always makes me chuckle:


Customer: You know, I'm probably getting a lot of secondary smoke from you.

Bernard: Don't worry about it. Get me a drink sometime.
2011-01-05 21:12:00

Author:
Leather-Monkey
Posts: 2266


In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more. - Anton Ego

Its a long quote but it is so awesome and can refer to anything.
2011-01-05 21:46:00

Author:
iLEGEND
Posts: 158


The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:

The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!

[dies]

The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

If you don't understand the context, you obviously haven't read the book. Go read it.
2011-01-05 22:26:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."

Click here for more Einstein Quotes, I love them all. (http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshire/EinsteinQuotes.html)
2011-01-05 23:40:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653


A few House quotes:

"Only 3 choices in life, be good, get good, or give up."

"You talk to God you're religious, God talks to you you're psychotic."

Not exactly my favorites but...the only ones I can think of lol.
2011-01-06 20:50:00

Author:
comishguy67
Posts: 849


Homer:
[reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key?
I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key.
Phew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key] Awp...no time for that now, the computer's starting.

Homer:
Somebody had to take the babysitter home.
Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he -- [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.

<3
And a whole bunch more from The Simpsons. Those two are some of my favourites though.
2011-01-06 23:17:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513


"And the worst part of it is... I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!! God bless America."
-John Cena
2011-01-07 01:34:00

Author:
BangGhost
Posts: 53


Can someone tell me what this Einstein quote is implying: "the only justifiable purpose of political institutions is to ensure the unhindered development of the individual."

I think he is saying that government should hold a very minimal role in people's lives. yay or nay?
2011-01-07 01:44:00

Author:
Enlong3
Posts: 357


If you don't understand the context, you obviously haven't read the book. Go read it.

Is the movie anything like the book, cause it stunk.
2011-01-07 01:51:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653


Probably not my favourite, but Abraham Lincoln makes good quotes!

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.


Is the movie anything like the book, cause it stunk.
The 5 books in the series are all brilliant, much much much better than the movie.
2011-01-07 02:08:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358


Opinions are like butts. You all have one, but nobody wants to see it. < Directed at fanboys2011-01-07 18:12:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


In many ways..........................................the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more. - Anton Ego

Its a long quote but it is so awesome and can refer to anything.

That film is so awesome! Peter O'Toole was great as Anton Ego! :hero:

Also, I'm not sure who Stephen F Roberts is, but I like this one:


I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
2011-01-07 18:37:00

Author:
Rhys125
Posts: 841


Is the movie anything like the book, cause it stunk.


GOOD GOD NO.

Seriously. Go read them.
2011-01-07 18:41:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436


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