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kinect dont work for small people...

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i was in a shop and saw a special area where you could try out the kinect and whilst waiting to have a go i saw something.

a little kid and his mother were trying it together and the kid was losing every game.
he ran, jumped and did everything properly but the kinect could not see him.
after a while everyone realised what the problem was, the kid was too small for the kinect to see.
the kid could only play if his mother stood behind him and copied his actions.
kinect cannot be used by small people.
sad...		2011-01-03 00:03:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132

Can you not just simply adjust the angle of the camera?2011-01-03 01:07:00

Author:
Reef1978
Posts: 527

lol, fail thread is fail.

Change camera angle fool.		2011-01-03 01:13:00

Author:
Unknown User

so what it fails but 2 hours of watching kids unable to use the kinect was fun.
ps. they did try changing the camera angles.		2011-01-03 01:17:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132

Changing the altitude of the camera would have fixed this.

As a side note, why were you standing in a store for 2 hours watching people...?		2011-01-03 09:50:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

why were you standing in a store for 2 hours watching people children...?

fixed for ya 		2011-01-03 09:52:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497

well actually i sit down.
(portable chairs are wonderfull arent they)		2011-01-03 19:06:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132

well actually i sit down.
(portable chairs are wonderfull arent they)

That makes it even creepier dude.		2011-01-03 19:37:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

This thread is scaring me

It's sad if that is true. Since Kinect is INTENDED for families. I don't think it is true though, because of the same reason. Maybe the specific Kinect in that shop was faulty? 		2011-01-03 19:56:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28984&d=1294085145

hehehehe.... heh..		2011-01-03 20:04:00

Author:
Jonaolst
Posts: 935

So, you go to game shops with a chair, sit down, and WATCH CHILDREN for several hours? And you didn't get kicked out?2011-01-03 21:16:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

nope...
i dont get kicked out.
wait, you think i...?
strange...

a long "U" shaped queue with me on the end.
kinect on the other end.
i let people (push) in front
this resuts in me staying in the same place.
i have nothing better to do so i watch other use the kinect.
and i have a portable chair.
so i sit on my chair in my leather gloves snd watch midgets and children fail at kinect sports etc.
ps near by furniture shop=sofa instead of portable chair		2011-01-03 21:39:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132

nope...
i dont get kicked out.
wait, you think i...?
strange...

a long "U" shaped queue with me on the end.
kinect on the other end.
i let people (push) in front
this resuts in me staying in the same place.
i have nothing better to do so i watch other use the kinect.
and i have a portable chair.
so i sit on my chair in my leather gloves snd watch midgets and children fail at kinect sports etc.
ps near by furniture shop=sofa instead of portable chair

You're serious. That is - and I mean this in the nicest way possible - massively sad. Surely you could do something better (and less paedo-y) with your time?		2011-01-03 23:01:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

You're serious. That is - and I mean this in the nicest way possible - massively sad. Surely you could do something better (and less paedo-y) with your time?

Like go to the Children's Toys section of the store wearing a Santa suit and have all the kids sit in your lap It's like volunteering!		2011-01-03 23:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

Like go to the Children's Toys section of the store wearing a Santa suit and have all the kids sit in your lap It's like volunteering!

Great idea. I'll be back once I'm bored of that! (which will be never. NEVAR!)		2011-01-03 23:23:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

thanks for the tip lol

actually whats creepy is that kids watch me.
i was in pizza hut and saw that all the kids in pizza hut were waving at me. i didnt know who they were but they knew me!
creepy...
ps i do lots of stuff in my spare time not just shopping.		2011-01-03 23:25:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132

thanks for the tip lol

actually whats creepy is that kids watch me.
i was in pizza hut and saw that all the kids in pizza hut were waving at me. i didnt know who they were but they knew me!
creepy...
ps i do lots of stuff in my spare time not just shopping.

They're giving you a taste of your own medicine.

http://files.sharenator.com/angry_kid_Top_42_World_Military_Strengths_Ranking_ By_Global_Fire_Power-s500x333-94901-580.jpg		2011-01-03 23:30:00

Author:
Unknown User

so i sit on my chair in my leather gloves snd watch MIDGETS and children fail at kinect sports etc.


http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/image.php?u=10698&type=sigpic&dateline=1285521143


3 things the world needs
Peace
Love
And
Happiness
(PLAH)


Just for the record WE like to be called "DWARFS" not "MIDGETS".
Now you have me questioning EVERYTHING soooooo is (PLAH) what you sickos are calling it these days HUH!? HUH!?		2011-01-03 23:32:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653

they started it and anyway, even when i leave my country people know me and or stare at me.

EDIT
i am yet to meet a vertically chalenged person who likes to be called a dwarf.

EDIT2
i am not that kind of person.
its my freinds who gave me pedo gloves and tell me age is just a number.
ok?		2011-01-03 23:33:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132

Ok, the only thing this thread has established is that this:

http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/creeper_993.png

is you.

And the kids are houses, you just can't help explode at the site of them.

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/ohseriousplz.gif		2011-01-03 23:41:00

Author:
Unknown User

i do not understand that statement.2011-01-03 23:45:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132

age is just a number.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGRYFyhXAz4		2011-01-04 02:04:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

This thread is strange. OP is strange. OP apparently has pedophilia. OP is convincing himself that children stare at him, rather than the other way around. OP is going to jail. OP is going to have fun with a big man. OP won't be able to walk properly for years. OP gonna get raped.2011-01-04 02:11:00

Author:
Unknown User

This thread is strange. OP is strange. OP apparently has pedophilia. OP is convincing himself that children stare at him, rather than the other way around. OP is going to jail. OP is going to have fun with a big man. OP won't be able to walk properly for years. OP gonna get raped.

OP also hates LOLCATS ~~gasp~~		2011-01-04 02:45:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653

OP is successful troll. I mean seriously, you guys believe him? He's TROLLING.


EDIT2
i am not that kind of person.
its my freinds who gave me pedo gloves and tell me age is just a number.
ok?

I mean seriously?		2011-01-04 05:58:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

OP is successful troll. I mean seriously, you guys believe him? He's TROLLING.



I mean seriously?


It's called making fun of a failure troll 		2011-01-04 05:59:00

Author:
Unknown User

Bad grammar don't work for illuminationx.2011-01-04 06:01:00

Author:
illuminationx
Posts: 860

hey i tell the truth.
my freind got a pair of black leather gloves and gave them to me as an early xmas present. i wear them out of courtesy.
another freind is dating someone who is younger than him and when questioned he ssys age is just a number.
i posted the op after a long time without sleep and messed up my grammar.
i like lolcata i have 234 lolcats on my memory stick.		2011-01-04 07:30:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132

Hi guys! Just thought i'd pop by and........wait........what's going on in here? Um...i'll be going now.2011-01-04 07:34:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

This thread.... um.... just no. No!

........no.		2011-01-04 07:57:00

Author:
Sehven
Posts: 2188


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