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I'm going out of my mind right now!

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My Wife is watching this reality show marathon about Bret Micheals called "Life as I know it" . I'm about 2 seconds from smashing my flat screen, because it's the worst, corniest, Dumbest show EVER. It features a celebrity parent acting sweet and loving in front of the camera.....It's FAKE. Of course My wife eats it up and buys into it. I need to move the computer or get a laptop/wireless router. HELP ME!2010-12-14 01:14:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653


OMG I love that show!!!!......NOT.2010-12-14 01:49:00

Author:
MrFunctionality
Posts: 637


Wost show evar... get some headphones and watch cat vids on YouTube, anything to keep that plastic drivel out of your head!2010-12-14 01:50:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983


You want me to "take care" of your wife, or should I just teleport you using mai magic teleport powahs?

See, first way, your wife dies.

Second way, you magically disappear, and your wife stops watching the fake show to wonder where the hell you went. But you never see her again.

Choose wisely. :kz:
2010-12-14 01:52:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


I tried putting fingers in my ears to make it stop, but then I realized I needed those to type. It's horrendous, and to make matters worse, she laughs at the worst parts. I literally cringe when that happens.


SHARE MY BURDEN!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxHTJJNmDc
2010-12-14 02:32:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653


I find 90% of what's on TV, here anyway, is complete trash. I almost don't watch TV at all these days.

I would highly suggest moving the PC, that's how I get away.
2010-12-14 02:37:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431


Hey man, the guy only wants to bring you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9P8-B42cA
2010-12-14 04:58:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


Well.. the good news she is laughing right? ..but then I guess "Every Rose has it's Thorn"

<rim shot>
2010-12-14 05:11:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383


I like "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" but god I hate that guy.2010-12-14 05:14:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513


Well.. the good news she is laughing right? ..but then I guess "Every Rose has it's Thorn"

<rim shot>
LOL!
"Look What The Cat Dragged In"!
We're all "Flesh & Blood" but keep strong!
There's always "Something To Believe In"
2010-12-14 07:11:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


I like "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" but god I hate that guy.

Yeah, all those people envious because Pamela Anderson was his gf
2010-12-15 06:46:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


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