Archive: 38 posts

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Hello everybody (my name is SeaNanners), since the Dress Your Avatar Christmassy Month! (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=40376-Dress-Your-Avatar-Christmassy-Month!) thread is starting to derail a bit, me and Cog thought it would be best to start a new thread to host spin offs of Christmas songs and translate them into LBPC editions. Like: http://i51.tinypic.com/htzc7r.png---------- People's avys, Changing avys, dressed in holiday style, In the air there's a feeling of Christmas. Members laughing, others passing, meeting smile after smile, And in every thread OP you'll hear... Keyboard keys, keyboard keys, It's Christmas time on LBPC! Type-type-pound, here the sounds, Soon it will be Christmas day! Christmas contests, mods so modest, peanuts filling the scene, Trolls-a trollin' and gadders a gaddin'. Snow in some spots, none in most spots, Santa hats everywhere, And through all of this traffic you'll hear... Keyboard keys, keyboard keys, It's Christmas time on LBPC! Type-type-pound, here the sounds, Soon it will be Christmas day! (All I can tink of sho far) Cog & Inanimacy On the first day of Christmas my CC gave to me; a package of 20xp. On the second day of Christmas compher gave to me; Two Big Infractions. On the second day of Christmas my CC gave to me; two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the third day of Christmas my CC gave to me; three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the fourth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the fifth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the sixth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the seventh day of Christmas my CC gave to me; seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the eighth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the ninth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; nine newbies welcomed, eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the tenth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; ten boards a-growing, nine newbies welcomed, eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the eleventh day of Christmas my CC gave to me; eleven posters posting, ten boards a-growing, nine newbies welcomed, eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the twelth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; twelve reviewers reviewing, eleven posters posting, ten boards a-growing, nine newbies welcomed, eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. "The TROLL Christmas song" Mods roasting Trolls over an open fire. Rtm223 nipping at your Heels. Lame excuses why they had to put the noobs down, while I watch this all, laugh, and drink my beer. Everybody knows you don't go up against authority, or you will get your "butt" handed to you. Delusions of grandeur will only help insure you get silenced for a month or two. Trolls sit there at there keyboard and wield it like a sword. You'd think they'd learn but return and beg for more. And every gadders going to see If this could be the last time they'll Flame at LBPC. And so I'm offering this simple rule to Levels from 1 to 92. All though it's been said many times and it's true.. Treat others as you would have them treat you. Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you Posting through the forums, On a one rocket pushed cheetah, Through the threads we go, Posting helpful info. Mods with hammers ban, Those who dare oppose. What joy it is to think and make A LBPC song tonight Oh, LBPC, LBPC, Helping all the newbies, Oh, what joy it brings to ride In a one rocket pushed cheetah. LBPC, LBPC, Helping all the newbies. Oh, what joy it brings to ride In a one rocket pushed cheetah Hark! How the mods; Grim, grumpy mods, All seem to say: "Trolls go away!" Now they grow near. N00bs quake in fear. All spam and trolls, Will pay the tolls. "Ban, ban, ban, ban! Infract Inan!" Joyful, they bring Banhammers' swing. One cannot hear Words of good cheer. Spammers we dread; Filling the threads. Ban, ban, ban, ban. Ban, ban, ban, ban. Ban, ban, ban, ban... Deck the threads with posts of spam Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be folly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our new display pics Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Troll the members of LBPC Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la See the banning mods before us Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Strike the 'thanks!' and join the forums Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la gdn springs shropshirelass Luck out Bombw Rhys of Sehven Fen der schmo Clay Rabid-Coot Doopz adi Fishrock Stevenl. Joey bonner Goon that _heist Show TheCrest was Stunkel Bremnen poorjack comph midnight_ Gravel cin vista Foo oo fle. Browsing through the web For a place to be I have found my 2nd home Hosted by "CC" Everything is great Learning to create Friendly people everywhere Makes me stay up late (ohhhhhh!!..) Sign up now, take a bow Central FTW!! Be a member in December Fun will now begin Spotlight crew, shine for you They deserve a treat Happy Gadders with good manners They're the one's to meet Oh forum of LBPC, How crowded we see thee lie! With n00bs and trolls, danger unfolds, Their posting ends are nigh! Yet in thy threads come shineth, The ever-present Mods, Post words of win and banhammerin' With CC as their god! How awkwardly, how awkwardly, the inside jokes are given! Peanuts and puns, jokes, flames and guns, From rtm to Bremnen! All members join together, when BETA codes go out! Some get inside, most stay outside, Where they complain & pout! 2 years ago, 2 years ago, LBP was released! With high reviews and awesome news, This was Sony's new beast! Now with it's sequal cometh, LBP's almost done. Let's reminisce and not forget, It'll always be #1! So have fun thinking up of lyrics to replace the original versions of: 12 Days of Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Jbi-BBp3c) All I want for Christmas is you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBdYM0B8-lg) All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLKMRhJGJeE) Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROh5YauxYI) Do They Know It's Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2emwsGyrTc) and many more! (http://xmasfun.com/lyrics.asp) Also, I will be editing OP for those really good songs that are posted

2010-11-29 05:29:00 Author: Unknown User

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Good lord, the Infraction one made me spill my orange juice. Actually I want to contribute! On the third day of Christmas, my brother gave to meeh ; Pink eye , Two Big Infractions, and a package of 20xp

2010-11-29 05:32:00 Author: illuminationx Posts: 860

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You should listen to the song d00d xD That's not at all how it goes, it has to be three of one thing...s?

2010-11-29 05:39:00 Author: Unknown User

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On the first day of Christmas my CC gave to me; a package of 20xp. On the second day of Christmas my CC gave to me; two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the third day of Christmas my CC gave to me; three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the fourth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the fifth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. I'll think of more in a bit. And feel free to change up these to something better.

2010-11-29 05:41:00 Author: Kog Posts: 2358

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You should listen to the song d00d xD That's not at all how it goes, it has to be three of one thing...s? Ohhh I was reading the way you typed it in the box thingy xD It confused me. Hopefully that's the way you want it written?

2010-11-29 05:44:00 Author: illuminationx Posts: 860

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On the first day of Christmas my CC gave to me; a package of 20xp. On the second day of Christmas my CC gave to me; two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the third day of Christmas my CC gave to me; three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the fourth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the fifth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the sixth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the seventh day of Christmas my CC gave to me; seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the eighth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the ninth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; nine newbies welcomed, eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the tenth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; ten boards a-growing, nine newbies welcomed, eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the eleventh day of Christmas my CC gave to me; eleven posters posting, ten boards a-growing, nine newbies welcomed, eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. On the twelth day of Christmas my CC gave to me; twelve reviewers reviewing, eleven posters posting, ten boards a-growing, nine newbies welcomed, eight levels a-'cooling', seven Sehven's a-modding, six Inan's a-trollin', five platinum trophies, four projects planning, three banned noobs, two deleted threads, and a package of 20xp. Feel free to make it better

2010-11-29 05:59:00 Author: Kog Posts: 2358

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If you want this thread to keep going thumbs up this post!!!

2010-11-29 06:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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"The TROLL Christmas song" Mods roasting Trolls over an open fire. Rtm223 nipping at your Heels. Lame excuses why they had to put the noobs down, while I watch this all, laugh, and drink my beer. Everybody knows you don't go up against authority, or you will get your "butt" handed to you. Delusions of grandeur will only help insure you get silenced for a month or two. Trolls sit there at there keyboard and wield it like a sword. You'd think they'd learn but return and beg for more. And every gadders going to see If this could be the last time they'll Flame at LBPC. And so I'm offering this simple rule to Levels from 1 to 92. All though it's been said many times and it's true.. Treat others as you would have them treat you. Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you

2010-11-29 11:48:00 Author: KILLA_TODDZILLA Posts: 653

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Haha, i laff'd at the infraction one

2010-11-29 14:02:00 Author: Jonaolst Posts: 935

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haha im going to try this haha if its any good ill send u it

2010-11-29 16:14:00 Author: howMUCHforBOUNTY Posts: 623

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A LBPC Jingle Bells Parody Posting through the forums, On a one rocket pushed cheetah, Through the threads we go, Posting helpful info. Mods with hammers ban, Those who dare oppose. What joy it is to think and make A LBPC song tonight Oh, LBPC, LBPC, Helping all the newbies, Oh, what joy it brings to ride On a one rocket pushed cheetah. LBPC, LBPC, Helping all the newbies. Oh, what joy it brings to ride On a one rocket pushed cheetah

2010-11-30 03:02:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA! We seriously need to come up with an LBPC christmas song, like jingle bells except saying ppls names and things that happen, that would be delicious. I deserve some credit. (use teh thanks button.)

2010-11-30 03:37:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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'Carol of the Bells' Parody Hark! How the mods; Grim, grumpy mods, All seem to say: "Trolls go away!" Now they grow near. N00bs quake in fear. All spam and trolls, Will pay the tolls. "Ban, ban, ban, ban! Infract Inan!" Joyful, they bring Banhammers' swing. One cannot hear Words of good cheer. Spammers we dread; Filling the threads. Ban, ban, ban, ban. Ban, ban, ban, ban. Ban, ban, ban, ban... It was surprisingly easy.

2010-11-30 03:37:00 Author: Frinklebumper Posts: 941

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LBPC, LBPC, Helping all the newbies. Oh, what joy it brings to ride In a one rocket pushed cheetah Word choice fail.

2010-11-30 03:55:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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Word choice fail. Maybe it's correct (derherher)

2010-11-30 13:33:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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Word choice fail. In means... inside? So you pretty much failed at being a grammar nazi..

2010-11-30 14:35:00 Author: Jonaolst Posts: 935

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If you read the whole verse, you will see he said in a cheetah, and I don't want to know how you got in there.

2010-11-30 15:16:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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In means... inside? So you pretty much failed at being a grammar nazi.. Stupid Posts: 1 Logical Posts: 1 Logic > Stupid Therefore your post was both fail and fail. -thumbs up- to Murcuy Don't want to OFFEND anyone or anything, http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/icouldntcameplz.gif

2010-11-30 17:35:00 Author: Unknown User

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Stupid Posts: 1 Logical Posts: 1 Logic > Stupid Therefore your post was both fail and fail. -thumbs up- to Murcuy Don't want to OFFEND anyone or anything, http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/icouldntcameplz.gif You offended me for calling me anything. Oh, i can see your invisibal wall'o text when i quote you..

2010-11-30 18:04:00 Author: Jonaolst Posts: 935

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Deck the Halls Threads Deck the threads with posts of spam Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be folly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our new display pics Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Troll the members of LBPC Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la See the banning mods before us Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Strike the 'thanks!' and join the forums Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

2010-12-01 07:40:00 Author: Alismuffin Posts: 1328

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Some pretty good ones in here XD Have to keep the OP updated Dx

2010-12-02 06:23:00 Author: Unknown User

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Here is my version of Good King Wenceslas. gdn springs shropshirelass Luck out Bombw Rhys of Sehven Fen der schmo Clay Rabid-Coot Doopz adi Fishrock Stevenl. Joey bonner Goon that _heist Show TheCrest was Stunkel Bremnen poorjack comph midnight_ Gravel cin vista Foo oo fle. Icey

2010-12-02 22:32:00 Author: IceMaiden Posts: 1057

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Thats excellent Icey, well done, we like it

2010-12-02 22:39:00 Author: mrsvista Posts: 755

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Here's one i made in the tune of Jingle Bells: Browsing through the web For a place to be I have found my 2nd home Hosted by "CC" Everything is great Learning to create Friendly people everywhere Makes me stay up late (ohhhhhh!!..) Sign up now, take a bow Central FTW!! Be a member in December Fun will now begin Spotlight crew, shine for you They deserve a treat Happy Gadders with good manners They're the one's to meet

2010-12-02 23:05:00 Author: Brixx101 Posts: 277

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Here is my version of Good King Wenceslas. gdn springs shropshirelass Luck out Bombw Rhys of Sehven Fen der schmo Clay Rabid-Coot Doopz adi Fishrock Stevenl. Joey bonner Goon that _heist Show TheCrest was Stunkel Bremnen poorjack comph midnight_ Gravel cin vista Foo oo fle. Icey Didn't get the song at first, but my wife set me straight. Very cleverly made. Nothing rhymed with Zilla huh? Oh well, the song is Still Tops.

2010-12-02 23:15:00 Author: KILLA_TODDZILLA Posts: 653

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Does anyone actually see any Christmas Caroler's in their neighborhood during Christmas week? Thank god I don't, I would throw snowballs at them =-= sneaky vamp

2010-12-07 23:27:00 Author: Unknown User

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Deck the Halls Threads Deck the threads with posts of spam Tro-lo-lo-lo-lol. lo-lol-lol-lol 'Tis the season to be folly Tro-lo-lo-lo-lol. lo-lol-lol-lol Don we now our new display pics Tro-lo-lo-lo-lol. lo-lol-lol-lol Troll the members of LBPC Tro-lo-lo-lo-lol. lo-lol-lol-lol See the banning mods before us Tro-lo-lo-lo-lol. lo-lol-lol-lol Strike the 'thanks!' and join the forums Ban-na-na-na-na, Ban-na-... /banned. Here, i fixed it for you.

2010-12-07 23:41:00 Author: Unknown User

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Does anyone actually see any Christmas Caroler's in their neighborhood during Christmas week? Thank god I don't, I would throw snowballs at them =-= You'd throw a snowball at me? ... Fine, I'll just shoot you then, you meanie. :kz: I kid, I kid. Just thought up one: (Themed to "Little Town of Bethlehem) Oh forum of LBPC, How crowded we see thee lie! With n00bs and trolls, danger unfolds, Their posting ends are nigh! Yet in thy threads come shineth, The ever-present Mods, Post words of win and banhammerin' With CC as their god! How awkwardly, how awkwardly, the inside jokes are given! Peanuts and puns, jokes, flames and guns, From rtm to Bremnen! All members join together, when BETA codes go out! Some get inside, most stay outside, Where they complain & pout! 2 years ago, 2 years ago, LBP was released! With high reviews and awesome news, This was Sony's new beast! Now with it's sequal cometh, LBP's almost done. Let's reminisce and not forget, It'll always be #1!

2010-12-07 23:57:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Nice Outlaw! But, accordian to BabyDoll, she has a Banarang, not hammer, each mod has their own weapon, Compher is Banhammer, BabyDoll is Banarang, and I forgot the others. . .

2010-12-07 23:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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Nice Outlaw! But, accordian to BabyDoll, she has a Banarang, not hammer, each mod has their own weapon, Compher is Banhammer, BabyDoll is Banarang, and I forgot the others. . . I'd presume that rtm has a Bankugan, and Sehven has a Bancepticon. But hey, when people think of bans, they think banhammah.

2010-12-08 01:46:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I'm loving how people mentioned me in their jingles <3

2010-12-08 22:58:00 Author: Bremnen Posts: 1800

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I wanna Hippopotamous for Christmas, Now, I want an LBPC Member for Christmas. I want an Inanimacy for Christmas... Or I guess an Outlaw-Jack will do... No DizzyZebras, or Incinerators, I would much perfer, comphermcerator! And the LBPC members troll all day! (EPIC TUBA SOLO!) also, I just went with the first members that came into mind, and went best with the song.

2010-12-08 23:06:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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I wanna Hippopotamous for Christmas, Now, I want an LBPC Member for Christmas. I want an Inanimacy for Christmas... Or I guess an Outlaw-Jack will do... No DizzyZebras, or Incinerators, I would much perfer, comphermcerator! And the LBPC members troll all day! (EPIC TUBA SOLO!) also, I just went with the first members that came into mind, and went best with the song. What song is that to?

2010-12-08 23:21:00 Author: KILLA_TODDZILLA Posts: 653

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It's from a song called, you're blind. I wanna Hippopotamous for Christmas, Now, I want an LBPC Member for Christmas.

2010-12-08 23:25:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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What song is that to? The imagination song It's from a song called, you're blind. That's not a real Christmas song You didn't make it obvious that that was the song's title Your song did not rhythm whatsoever(lawl) You can only be a jerk if you have intellectual rights You CAN NOT be a jerk to Killa. So it has been written; so shall it be done!

2010-12-08 23:25:00 Author: Unknown User

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So it has been written; so shall it be done! Like a Boss.

2010-12-09 00:09:00 Author: Bremnen Posts: 1800

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It's from a song called, you're blind. Yeah, I was WAY off. I thought it was taken from "sorry for asking" or maybe that Christmas Classic "pull that candy cane out of ur *** "

2010-12-09 00:23:00 Author: KILLA_TODDZILLA Posts: 653

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Now I feel like an A-hole, sorry guys, I do that sometimes.

2010-12-09 03:19:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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