Archive: 13 posts

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There was once a man from chile Who was quite a silly Billy He fell off a cliff And grew a big quiff Yet he still looks rather quite silly Look at that block Round as a rock Made from foam The best from Rome Definitely no mock Look at that fish That Would make a nice dish I would enjoy it's tastyness Without a vegans hastyness Even if they aren't my fish Feel free to post your own So I am not left alone I would like to hear yours No matter how bad of course Even if it's about a bone

2010-11-03 10:07:00 Author: AA_BATTERY Posts: 1117

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night, To find that his dream had come true. lol Spongebob

2010-11-03 13:36:00 Author: Frinklebumper Posts: 941

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At first I didn't like it, so then I tried to eat and knit. I thought you were new, and stupid too...... but then I started to like it I know, meh, but oh well.

2010-11-03 15:46:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Oh? What's this? "LBPC Forum Rules & Guidelines"? Oh, huh, alright then. Um... Limericks are often great fun, Especially those which end in a pun. Mine isn't like that, Instead it falls flat, But at least it is just about done!

2010-11-03 15:48:00 Author: dxdydz Posts: 52

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I find these odd limericks quite fun, Especially when paired with a gun, I shoot at your head, And now you are dead, So I must now pack up and run. *runs*

2010-11-04 06:02:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I am currently wearing a hat, And shortly taken by my cat, And yet limericks are fun, but not always with a gun, So run and tell that. Homeboy...

2010-11-04 06:06:00 Author: illuminationx Posts: 860

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Wow these are good I knew that they would You have done well So i will now ring a bell And this will end how it should I had an idea this thread could be a forum game fit for a king which would be a good thing who likes this idea?

2010-11-04 07:15:00 Author: AA_BATTERY Posts: 1117

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Ill come up with my own later but until then... There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset, Where he still held the cash as an asset, But Nan and the man Stole the money and ran, And as for the bucket, Manhasset. Of this story we hear from Nantucket, About the mysterious loss of a bucket, We are sorry for Nan, As well as the man— The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket. and I was looking at a physics book recently and found this.(had to look it up to find the wording) For things moving free or at rest, Observe what the first law does best. It defines a key frame, Inertial by name, Where the second law then is expressed. its newtons first law get it?

2010-11-04 12:51:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626

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That physics limerick is fantastic! Also, that's a much cleaner version of the "Man from Nantucket" than the one I know! The physics limerick reminded me of a short math verse, it's not a limerick, but it's still good: The conduct of e Is abhorrent to me. He is (not to enlarge on his disgrace) More than a little base. -A Clerihew by J. A. Lindon

2010-11-04 14:57:00 Author: dxdydz Posts: 52

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I'm not particularly good at making up things like this, so i'll post some by Shel Silverstein (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shel_Silverstein): 1. 'Mr. Smeds and Mr.Spats' Mr. Spats Had twenty-one hats And none of them were the same. And Mr.Smeds Had twenty-one heads And only one hat to his name. Now, when Mr.Smeds met Mr.Spats They talked of the Buying and selling of hats. And Mr.Spats Bought Mr.Smeds' hat! Did you ever hear anything Crazier than that? 2. 'Hitting' Use a log to hit a dog Use a twig to hit a pig Use a rake to hit a snake Use a swatter to hit an otter Use a ski to hit a bee And use a feather when you hit me. 3.'One Two' One two, buckle my shoe. "Buckle your own shoe!" Who said that? "I did. What are you doing with those silly buckles on your shoes anyway?" Three, four, shut the door. "You shut it- you opened it." Er... five, six, pick up sticks. "Why should I pick them up- do you think i'm your slave? Buckle my shoe, shut the door, pick up sticks, next thing you'll be telling me to lay them straight." But it's only a poem.... Nine, ten, a big fat... Oh never mind.

2010-11-04 15:22:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Okay im going to bed and i just thought up this. (there is no meaning so ) I sit and think about you, it makes sick And it feels like a nervous tick I guess its time ill go to bed Hoping its just in my head And in my dreams we may just click

2010-11-05 07:48:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626

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The explosion went bang! the shrapnel went tang! What a big boom! Must be your doom! Just cause you never rang!

2010-11-06 08:39:00 Author: AA_BATTERY Posts: 1117

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This thread must not die For I have baked pie! This is a fun game and it would be a shame for the thread to say goodbye

2010-11-10 03:17:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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