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Alright so here's the deal, this happened to me 5 minutes ago. So me and my family are having dinner, and my brother is going as Jesus. (that's him not me so don't be offended) and my mon points out that his first halloween costume was the devil, and then she says that he went from the devil to Jesus in 15 years, then my dad says that if he's jesus, then my dad is god, then my mom says that she is the virgin mary, then I ask what that makes me, and my brother says that it makes me adopted. yeah. that just happened, so tell me am I the only one to have this kind of moment happen to me?

2010-10-31 23:21:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x103/casey2tx/people%20stuff/your_adopted_cake_cat.jpg In case I missed your birthday

2010-10-31 23:23:00 Author: Unknown User

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Wouldn't that make you John the Baptist? Then again, God wasn't your father, so I guess your mom... Sorry to hear that D:

2010-10-31 23:27:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x103/casey2tx/people%20stuff/your_adopted_cake_cat.jpg In case I missed your birthday ....I'm not a ginger.

2010-10-31 23:50:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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Sometimes we go to Curitiba, a big city in our country. We live in a smaller town, so we aren't used to a big city's pace. Here's some funny things that happened when we went there: - We entered with our car in a "bus-only" street; - We were using my dad's Iphone as a GPS, but he forgot to charge it, so we were temporarly lost; - We were entering a shopping mall (we had just parked our car), and my brother needed to lauch a N? 2, so he ran to the toilet. But he didn't notice that he entered the female toilet! (it was a single toilet, and it was empty). My dad then went to the male toilet and came back before my brother. My dad commented: "the male toilet is a bit dirty", and I said: "the female toilet is going to be soon" (). Then a group of women stopped and decided to wait in line for the toilet. We were like "LOL". My brother was lucky enough that the women gave up just before he came out... - When we were exiting the shopping's parking lot, there were two gates at the exit. My mom asked: "Are both gates going to open?". I answered: "No, mom, the first will open and we are supposed to run over the second!"

2010-11-01 11:50:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Thats nothing, (I was 9) While holidaying in America, I visited a meat buffet, in which I noticed a large icecream machine in the corner. Feeling brave I approached the beast, noticing upon approach a Handle. When I pulled the handle, my bowl positioned underneath the machine began to slowly fill. When I decided there was enough I attempted to push the handle back into position, stoping the flow of vanilla icecream. It didn't happen, with a small click, the handle broke and the icecream kept coming. I panicked and started grabbing bowls, filling them in quick succession and pushing them aside. I had exausted my supply of bowls and the only person who had seemed to notice my troubles was a small 5year old girl. I placed my hands underneath the dispensor and tried to cup the Ice cream which quickly melted in my hands. I needed help but how could I get it and continue to combat the icecream, continuing to come at me. The solution was to scream in my nine year old shrilly voice 'It wont STOOOOOP!' Help arrived followed by many turning heads.

2010-11-02 19:42:00 Author: MrFunctionality Posts: 637

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'It wont STOOOOOP!' . That's what..well you know Hmm, lets see. My mom asked me what Rule 34 was.

2010-11-02 20:05:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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I was with my 6 and 9 year old cousins this summer vacation in Miami. We were outside looking at them play, and the 6 year old fell on his face. We didn't really notice until he got up and started screaming as if he was being attacked by some sort of monster. Turns out he wasn't screaming because his face hurt, he was actually screaming because his face landed on a huge pile of turd My other cousin was laughing so hard he peed himself...it was a fun trip

2010-11-02 20:22:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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