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Who would you like to marry?

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Be it a celebrity, fictional character or just your neighbour (why won't you lend me some sugar?!?), who would you like to marry?

Well - here's mine
http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt149/malex1925/lala-satalin-deviluke.png
2010-10-25 23:01:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


You. I would like to marry you.2010-10-25 23:01:00

Author:
piggabling
Posts: 2979


Gladly

Rawr.
2010-10-25 23:03:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


I've always wanted a furocious banana as a spouse. Get to fiesty and, in the heat of the moment, I might just bite ya!

In all seriousness, I don't know who I'd marry... Cause it hurt Cyber...
2010-10-25 23:06:00

Author:
piggabling
Posts: 2979


Mmmm BoxGhost

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4629&d=1236315571

My sackboy I find cardboard boxes really attractive

xD

Don't worry Sara, I'm referring to your sackgirl, not you! : )
2010-10-25 23:09:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


You. I would like to marry you.

Aw... that's sweet....



In all seriousness, I don't know who I'd marry...

Ouch, that hurt from here.
2010-10-25 23:09:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


I'd marry the both of you.
Polygmy, whoo!
2010-10-25 23:13:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


I would like to marry Spaff...
Wait wha......?!?!?!!?
2010-10-25 23:15:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442


Why don't we all get married. Then no-one gets left out! YEY.2010-10-25 23:15:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358


I would like to marry Spaff...
Wait wha......?!?!?!!?

But he's already married!? :eek:
2010-10-25 23:16:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


But he's already married!? :eek:

Well
He lives a good life then
He gets love from us and from his family!
How cool is that?!?!?1
2010-10-25 23:17:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442


Well
He lives a good life then
He gets love from us and from his family!
How cool is that?!?!?1

Are you suggesting he should have an affair... with you!?

*Runs to tell the tabloids.*
2010-10-25 23:19:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Going back to polygamy then!

I think we should start being serious now, before a mod decides we're spamming too much!!

... BAHAHAHAHAAAA Just kidding

*trips cyber up and gags with duct tape*
2010-10-25 23:19:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


This 'un (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9353/img1929d.jpg)


waaaaaaaaaaaaait a second......
2010-10-25 23:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


Going back to polygamy then!

I think we should start being serious now, before a mod decides we're spamming too much!!

... BAHAHAHAHAAAA Just kidding

*trips cyber up and gags with duct tape*

Ah man. And I had the whole thing set up already:


"WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Spaffdow3596 Affair!"
The love story that Spaff and shadow3596 didn't want you to hear.
2010-10-25 23:28:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Ah man. And I had the whole thing set up already:


WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Spaffdow3596 Affair!
The love story that Spaff and shadow3596 didn't want you to hear.

If I weren't busy slacking off right now, I would SO photoshop that onto the front of a newspaper!!
2010-10-25 23:31:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


i would marry Danielle Lloyd she is sex on legs .

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/danielle-lloyd1.jpg
2010-10-25 23:35:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


I think we should start being serious now, before a mod decides we're spamming too much!!

Don't worry, I made this topic and polygamy is on topic.

Although, is this on topic? I don't know if it's on topic if we're talking about being off topic. Does that make the mods off topic?
2010-10-25 23:38:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


Why don't we all get married. Then no-one gets left out! YEY.

First off this is not possible because of the laws of our emotions.
Second of I would like to marry a cat!!
http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Sweety1995_photos/funny-cats-a101.jpg
lolz
2010-10-25 23:42:00

Author:
Unknown User


Hello.

Married female moderator here. Can I just clear up the MOTIVE of this thread?

Am I right in assuming that the thought behind the question "who would you like to marry" is really an attempt at a family friendly mask for "who would you like to have sex with"? Because if that's so, I'm afraid I'm going to lock this down before you can scratch yourself. Please remember that this is a family friendly site. Any sexually oriented content - and any sexist comments or female objectification is not family friendly, nor is it friendly to half the members of this site who are female.

So, can you just clear that question up for me, because I have my doubts, and my hand is reaching for the lock...
2010-10-25 23:46:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567


Oh snap, BD is here, watch out! 2010-10-25 23:54:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


Well hello there.

It'd be nice if you could stop questioning my motives and stereotyping me out to be a horny teenager. Thanks.

Of course I meant "who would you like to marry?" I just cannot believe you think I would actually "mask" that into something else. So no, you're wrong.
2010-10-25 23:58:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


I knew this thread was getting locked.

I loved the old days when someone was to get married to the person they actually loved... except the part where you died around 35.

Now it's all about "expectations" these days.
2010-10-25 23:58:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


A Female Clone of Myself
who will Love me for who i am and understand me 100%
and never and never wil betray me in anyway possible
(Stupid ex )
2010-10-26 00:00:00

Author:
Unknown User


Well hello there.

It'd be nice if you could stop questioning my motives and stereotyping me out to be a horny teenager. Thanks.

Of course I meant "who would you like to marry?" I just cannot believe you think I would actually "mask" that into something else. So no, you're wrong.

I was simply asking for clarification and I was making a broader reference to those comments that included "sex on legs". It's my job to question your motives - and the motives of anyone who posts a thread that can be considered borderline inappropriate. Just know I'll be keeping an eye - on everybody's posting, not specifically yours.
2010-10-26 00:05:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567


I'm not really sure who I'd like to marry. I'm not thinking that far ahead.
@ Agent Banana Good luck on marrying a picture
2010-10-26 00:07:00

Author:
dragonember
Posts: 607


She has a point, banana Remember this is a site for kids too!

Although I still stick by my original statement. If I were a sackboy, then I'd marry a boxghost
2010-10-26 00:10:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


I don't really know who to marry. But I know that I want to raise a family... A dad and his little child, like this:
http://i677.photobucket.com/albums/vv136/Flirin/subject-delta-bioshock-2-artwork.jpg
(seriously, little sisters are DARN cute! :hrmf
2010-10-26 00:12:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


I'm sorry, I know that. Maybe a simple rephasing of the question would've helped? lol

Well, you learn from your mistakes don't you? And yes - I'm marrying a picture.
2010-10-26 00:16:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


I don't really know who to marry. But I know that I want to raise a family... A dad and his little child, like this:
That seriously reminds me of this:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/02/bombershock.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/ambodawn/bomberman_is_love.gif
I just had to post that somewhere, it's been tormenting me.

Who would I like to marry? No one at the moment.
2010-10-26 00:18:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


to be lesser serious
I love to marry a remington 870 shotgun
She is so Beautiful and Loving
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/5/5c/Remington_870_Police.jpg/500px-Remington_870_Police.jpg
2010-10-26 00:18:00

Author:
Unknown User


And she protects you too!2010-10-26 00:21:00

Author:
dragonember
Posts: 607


Oooh, i would love to marry alison haislip from G4, She's nerdy gamer girl!2010-10-26 00:24:00

Author:
Joshofsouls
Posts: 1569


The next person to post...2010-10-26 00:32:00

Author:
Nurolight
Posts: 918


aaaaaw Tnx

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5859/568071555f54c285.gif

but seriously this topic gets what spammy
lets keep it good and fresh caus I like this topic
and wont get locked
2010-10-26 00:34:00

Author:
Unknown User


Don't worry - it won't get locked 2010-10-26 00:40:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


I would marry Morganna25!!!!!!! 2010-10-26 00:42:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336


I would marry Morganna25!!!!!!!

and if you are Gordon freeman and marry Morganna and have a kid then you get Morgan Freeman!!!!
it Makes Sense!!!!!

but i still like to marry my Clone female with a 870 Remington Shotgun
2010-10-26 00:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


MeekaKitty!

or boxghost...

MeekaGhost!

but that would involve killing meekakitty... or umm... giving boxghost... uhh, a meeka? =S

Argg! The infinite questions of life!! I thought 42 was supposed to cover this kind of thing!
2010-10-26 01:30:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


A Female Clone of Myself

Isn't that a tad narcissistic?
2010-10-26 11:22:00

Author:
Rhys125
Posts: 841


Isn't that a tad narcissistic?

Indeed it is
:star:
2010-10-26 11:35:00

Author:
Unknown User


Hayley Kiyoko. AKA Velma Dinkley

She is an awesome Velma and surprisingly a good musician.

http://cdn1.blinkboxmedia.com/r/actor/000/039/015/wtqpxfxw/Hayley-Kiyoko.jpg?w=160&h=220&rm=Crop&q=85

*runs off giggling*
2010-10-26 11:41:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


I would like to marry the one who posts next

thread is dead

EDIT: wait, no. I wouldn't marry anyone who is already married... that's just wrong
2010-10-26 11:46:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653


I'd like to marry my husband. 2010-10-26 12:02:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Id like to marry someone whos loving, caring, funny, trustworthy, reliable, easy going, lets me play lbp LOL, wants kids, doesnt ever cheat, can cook, can clean........A PERFECT MAN! Shame theres not many around aye. 2010-10-26 12:39:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969


Id like to marry someone whos loving, caring, funny, trustworthy, reliable, easy going, lets me play lbp LOL, wants kids, doesnt ever cheat, can cook, can clean........A PERFECT MAN! Shame theres not many around aye.

Or they are already married
2010-10-26 12:41:00

Author:
GruntosUK
Posts: 1754


Id like to marry someone whos loving, caring, funny, trustworthy, reliable, easy going, lets me play lbp LOL, wants kids, doesnt ever cheat, can cook, can clean........A PERFECT MAN! Shame theres not many around aye.

Lets see.
Just because it was posted Ill see what I match.

loving - I can be
caring - too much so
funny - sorry i have a twisted sense of humor
trustworthy - most (if not all) of the time
reliable - I always come through (if its important)
easy going - too much so
lets me play lbp - NO ITS ALL MINE!!!!
wants kids - Yes
doesnt ever cheat - As long as she doesnt
can cook - I can cook up a storm!
can clean - I can but dont like to

A PERFECT MAN! - They are a myth lost in a time before there was anything. sorry.
2010-10-26 12:51:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


Id like to marry someone whos loving, caring, funny, trustworthy, reliable, easy going, lets me play lbp LOL, wants kids, doesnt ever cheat, can cook, can clean........A PERFECT MAN! Shame theres not many around aye.
That would be me. Im not joking
2010-10-26 12:52:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336


Not sure if this is warranted in a thread mainly for lulz, but I don't really do marriage. Can't I just commit without a needless, expensive ceremony to tell people who already know who I love?

That, and there aren't any perfect girls. Sorry. ;3
2010-10-26 12:56:00

Author:
Ostler5000
Posts: 1017


I would marry you.. If you looked like that 2010-10-26 12:58:00

Author:
XHaveNoMercyX
Posts: 124


Not sure if this is warranted in a thread mainly for lulz, but I don't really do marriage. Can't I just commit without a needless, expensive ceremony to tell people who already know who I love?

That, and there aren't any perfect girls. Sorry. ;3

Marriage means thath you purely love your partner and Trust her or Him in the Fullest and always stay together

sadly poeple get devorced
2010-10-26 12:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


Woah so there are guys out there who are close to perfect! BUT they say they are and then after a while they ruin it
Its all a lie just to get into the relationship and then when they are in it they take advantage!

Ok im going to slowly walk away...dont get me started on men LOL

I want to marry my soul mate!

EDIT: Oh and most men go for looks. Personality is more important
2010-10-26 12:59:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969


Marriage means thath you purely love your partner and Trust her or Him in the Fullest and always stay together

sadly poeple get devorced Mostly their the ones that dont play lbp with each other.
2010-10-26 13:02:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336


needless, expensive ceremony

Getting married is not expensive. The huge wedding thing is, but you can get married cheap in the US just by going and getting wed by someone who can legally do that in the state you reside.
2010-10-26 13:02:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


Marriage means thath you purely love your partner and Trust her or Him in the Fullest and always stay together

And this cannot be done without getting married?
If someone is going to leave their partner, they'll do it, regardless of whether or not there is a ring on their finger.
I don't see why non-married couples would be any different, they'd stay together if they wanted to.



Getting married is not expensive. The huge wedding thing is, but you can get married cheap in the US just by going and getting wed by someone who can legally do that in the state you reside.

Shoot, I'll need plane tickets.
2010-10-26 13:03:00

Author:
Ostler5000
Posts: 1017


Woah so there are guys out there who are close to perfect! BUT they say they are and then after a while they ruin it
Its all a lie just to get into the relationship and then when they are in it they take advantage!

Ok im going to slowly walk away...dont get me started on men LOL

I want to marry my soul mate! Thats why I'd marry WESFUN.

EDIT: Oh and most men go for looks. Personality is more important
AWWWW tyvm.
2010-10-26 13:05:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336


Woah so there are guys out there who are close to perfect! BUT they say they are and then after a while they ruin it
Its all a lie just to get into the relationship and then when they are in it they take advantage!

Ok im going to slowly walk away...dont get me started on men LOL

I want to marry my soul mate!

EDIT: Oh and most men go for looks. Personality is more important

Good idea XD

Though I agree most men do go for looks. Sometimes it is really a petty thing.
2010-10-26 13:05:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


Like imagine if a girl is GORGEOUS but her personality stinks. What a put off!
What if shes nothing special but has an amazing personality, who you going to be with for longer?
There are girls out there who even have both! Then thats a bonus lol
2010-10-26 13:09:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969


Like imagine if a girl is GORGEOUS but her personality stinks. What a put off!
What if shes nothing special but has an amazing personality, who you going to be with for longer?
There are girls out there who even have both! Then thats a bonus lol

I agree. Even if a girl is gorgous, but her personality is like a spoilt brat. She has no chance with me. I dumped my GF a couple of days ago, because she was like that
2010-10-26 13:12:00

Author:
XHaveNoMercyX
Posts: 124


Like imagine if a girl is GORGEOUS but her personality stinks. What a put off!
What if shes nothing special but has an amazing personality, who you going to be with for longer?
There are girls out there who even have both! Then thats a bonus lol

Amazing looking but no personality is a huge put off.

Nothing special but has an amazing personality is the type i fall for most often (most pretty girls where i live/lived have no personality)

Ones with both, man thats a plus. One girl i fell for before i moved was exactly that. (she was taken though)
2010-10-26 13:13:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


I'm already married... 2010-10-26 13:35:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


Tell us what it's like then 2010-10-26 13:40:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


The girl on the apple juice carton... Hmmm...2010-10-26 13:50:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305


Tell us what it's like then

Doopz and I have a wonderful marriage
2010-10-26 14:04:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


Doopz and I have a wonderful marriage

I hate you I hate you I hate you, *runs off crying*
2010-10-26 14:13:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662


At least that has happened to me, meeting a special one in LBP. There os also no one I would marry more than my gf. When it also comes to marriage, it is an everlasting promise of love between to people, that is at least how I see it.
<3


Woah so there are guys out there who are close to perfect! BUT they say they are and then after a while they ruin it
Its all a lie just to get into the relationship and then when they are in it they take advantage!

Ok im going to slowly walk away...dont get me started on men LOL

I want to marry my soul mate!

EDIT: Oh and most men go for looks. Personality is more important

... I think that if you meet someone in LBP, you have already found someone (who you know is real) with a great personality, then you already got a start

And *cough* all beautiful girls say that *cough*
2010-10-26 14:27:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


Doopz and I have a wonderful marriage


I hate you I hate you I hate you, *runs off crying*

Guys, you can share me! Plasma can have me Mondays through to Wednesdays, robotiod can have me Thursdays through to Saturdays and Sundays will be my free time to plan how I'm ever going to get rid of you both.

<3
2010-10-26 14:37:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Guys, you can share me! Plasma can have me Mondays through to Wednesdays, robotiod can have me Thursdays through to Saturdays and Sundays will be my free time to plan how I'm ever going to get rid of you both.

<3
I should probably not mention then me and Doopz secret romanc... D'oh
2010-10-26 15:23:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


Posts about love square
http://i944.photobucket.com/albums/ad282/TheEnglishGamer/Accumulationnonesmiley.jpg?t=1287161828
2010-10-26 21:00:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396


AHEM i married Doopz and i have proof!! Doopz! Before you say anymore LOOK AT THIS PAGE OF THIS THREAD! I really thought you was the one I want a divorce!
https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=24192-Photoshop-Retouched./page17&highlight=photoshop
2010-10-26 21:26:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969


But.. Doopzypoo!
You said what we had was special!

;_;
2010-10-26 21:41:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


*enters thread*
*enters Search "Foofles"*
*No results*

*Walks away crying*
2010-10-26 21:45:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278


*enters thread*
*enters Search "Foofles"*
*No results*

*Walks away crying*

*pats on back* its okay foofles no one wants me either.
2010-10-26 21:48:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


O.o

Uuuh. Does the original question really matter?



Some of the posts in here are odd.



..... That is all.
2010-10-26 21:57:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


Elissa, just so that we'd have no choice but to spend eternity together... well that is untilI gain immortality....okay fine her, too but If we're gonna live together forever she's not allowed to nag...2010-10-26 21:58:00

Author:
Bradlee
Posts: 96


But me and Doopz were getting married https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=31134-A-Very-Special-Announcement2010-10-26 22:01:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662


define marry, rather date or something...

anyways... if i can acctually pic anyone then i guess i choose some funny n' cute sackgirl?
2010-10-26 22:04:00

Author:
>er.
Posts: 785


Ah man. And I had the whole thing set up already:


"WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Spaffdow3596 Affair!"
The love story that Spaff and shadow3596 didn't want you to hear.

WHAT?! just...WHAT?! I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH SPAFF
meh...that is all in the past, I guess...I wanna marry the guy (http://www.youtube.com/user/charlieissocoollike) on my avatar
2010-10-26 22:12:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


Id like to marry someone whos loving, caring, funny, trustworthy, reliable, easy going, lets me play lbp LOL, wants kids, doesnt ever cheat, can cook, can clean........A PERFECT MAN! Shame theres not many around aye.
*Raises hand*
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!
im (Almost) all of those!
2010-10-26 22:19:00

Author:
Joshofsouls
Posts: 1569


Yeah.. well.. I had an affair with Darth Vader.

Afterwards he told me he was my father.. o_O
2010-10-26 22:21:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


Yeah.. well.. I had an affair with Darth Vader.

Afterwards he told me he was my father.. o_O
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/S5TSZxIV89I/AAAAAAAALdI/KULva3o9l2s/s400/oops+hawkward.png



YEAAAAH
2010-10-26 22:33:00

Author:
Joshofsouls
Posts: 1569


I was engaged, LOOOONG ago (heh, way before y'all were born), to a nice, sweet country girl. She was the apple of my eye.

Caring and kind, yet not afraid to voice her own opinions and throw it down when some rowdy feller came mozyin' around. See, out in the Old West, ain't much got in the way of rights n' freedoms, so she was my superior, as I was hers. And we were gonna have our first child, too!...

But then someone ended her life early... it tore me apart ... it made me ANGRY... :kz:

So I got my guns and killed 'em all, all of them low-lifes, for killing my only love.

The only love I've got now is them same two guns I've used ever since.

Love you too, honey. R.I.P. <3
2010-10-26 22:40:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


I think this is getting a bit off topic, peeps.

(In case you missed it, that was a warning that you'd better get back on topic asap )
2010-10-26 23:29:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567


But me and Doopz were getting married https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=31134-A-Very-Special-Announcement

Hey, can I be the godfather of your transvestite fairy kid?

I have a horse's head and everything!

Sooo... *ahem*...

BoxGhost?
http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=17043&d=1273929618

WILL YOU MARRY MEH??

http://www.snodgrasssales.com/snodgrass/garfield/gfacering.jpg

http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/3/fn.CHZ1S.jpg
2010-10-26 23:30:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


But me and Doopz were getting married https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=31134-A-Very-Special-Announcement

We really should have saved that conversation...
2010-10-26 23:34:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


Don't worry - it won't get locked

You sure about that?
2010-10-27 04:56:00

Author:
Sehven
Posts: 2188


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