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Just post a funny but appropriate answer to each statement/question.

Example:
What do you do when swimming 200 feet underwater?

Start using your diving gear. 		2010-10-23 18:01:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

this would be better if the person above said the 'What do you do when' and the person below answers, yum? good.

What do you do when you need to do something you can't?

it's a good idea for a game btw.		2010-10-23 18:21:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

^THread Hi-Jacker.
The whad do you when thread already exists m8, you can go play it rather than hijacking this one. 		2010-10-23 18:24:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

What do you do when you change your username for Halloween and then somebody takes your original one?2010-10-23 19:32:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Tell them to give it back.

What do you do when someone says you hijacked the thread?		2010-10-23 21:22:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Shoot 'em. :kz:

What do you do when someone stole teh Klondike bar?		2010-10-23 21:51:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

You get the one you forgot about that you hid in the back of your freezer just incase something like this happened.

What do you do when you're stuck in quicksand with no twigs or other people around to help?		2010-10-24 06:08:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Sink.

What do you do when you sneeze on your date's father?		2010-10-24 06:16:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

What do you do when you want some cheese?		2010-10-24 06:34:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Squeek like a mouse..

What do you do when your face falls off?		2010-10-24 06:45:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Pick it up and reattach it.

What do you do when you lost your butt?		2010-10-24 07:01:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Pull up your trousers and go get some cosmetics.
What do you do when your a sackboy?		2010-10-24 08:31:00

Author:
The age of LOLZ
Posts: 229

Anything.

What do you do when your console crashes every 5mins and you can't trade/ get a new one?
(or used for that matter?)		2010-10-24 09:51:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

Downgrade!

What do you do when the po-po's after you?		2010-10-24 22:44:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Sing the banana song to make it go away!

What do you do when you get shot in the neck?		2010-10-24 22:46:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Write a Will with your blood.

What do you do when your house falls down?		2010-10-24 23:53:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Become the incredible Hulk and hold the ceilling before it falls on your head!

What do you do when your guinea pig bites you?		2010-10-25 00:00:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Eat it

What do you do when a snake falls in love with you?		2010-10-25 00:28:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Make it dinner.

What do you do and where will you be when worlds collide?		2010-10-25 00:30:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

I'll make sure to read the comic!

What do you do when your keyboard is broken?		2010-10-25 00:32:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Blow the broken keyboard up and sue the company for self destructing keyboards.

What do you do when the worst music you've ever heard plays at your wedding?		2010-10-25 00:40:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

go on a RAMPAGE!

what do you do when your mother gives you dirty underwear ?		2010-10-25 00:51:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

Burn it.

What do you do when you wake up in bed with some guy's name tatoo'd to your buttcheek?		2010-10-25 05:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Scream like a little girl.

What do you do when you see jellyfishes swimming in front of you?		2010-10-25 21:59:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Name one squishy

What do you do when zombies eat all the chocolate?		2010-10-25 22:11:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105

Blame it on me.

What do you do when you're trying to break in a red, flame-engulfed horse?		2010-10-27 05:08:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Put on your fireproof clothes or thats what the makers said...
What do you do when you have terrible gas problems?		2010-10-27 08:34:00

Author:
The age of LOLZ
Posts: 229

You stop going to BP.

What do you do when you're in a cave alone and you're legs are caught under a giant rock that you can't push away?		2010-10-27 15:17:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Get your life sorted out.

What do you do when you see the lemon party guys in your bedroom with Boris Johnson?		2010-10-27 16:07:00

Author:
Unknown User

Reduce the amount of alcohol you're drinking.

What do you do when you're driving in the highway and a helicopter is flying close to the ground, next to you and with the same speed of your car?		2010-10-27 19:55:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Tell your friend to get the bazooka

What do you do when a band of smuzilian mushpuppies are throwing guffoodles at you?		2010-10-27 20:16:00

Author:
AbstractFlesh
Posts: 837

Use your riot shield.

What do you do when your inbox gets attacked by 9001 spambots?		2010-10-27 20:23:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

what else, try to delete 1 by 1 and get a spam filter :

what do you do when your PS3 falls off while being turned on?!		2010-10-27 21:20:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Make sure it doesn't get YLOD.

What do you do when your PS3 gets YLOD?		2010-10-27 21:43:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Cry.

What do you do when Zombie Cougars start attacking you?		2010-10-27 21:51:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

get zombie repellent.

What do you do when someone steals your klondike bar?		2010-10-27 21:53:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

Do HULK SMASH! no one steals mah candy!!!! much less mah klondie bar!!

What do you do when you have a 7 pages essay that you must turn in 2 hours and haven't made anything of it yet?		2010-10-28 00:53:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Do HULK SMASH! no one steals mah candy!!!! much less mah klondie bar!!

What do you do when you have a 7 pages essay that you must turn in 2 hours and haven't made anything of it yet?

Eat some cheese.

What do you do when someone doesn't listen to what you said and does it in frount of you?		2010-10-28 01:28:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336

Eat some cheese.

What do you do when someone doesn't listen to what you said and does it in frount of you?

Shoot 'em. :kz:

What do you when they come for you?		2010-10-28 04:01:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

You start singing, "Bad boys, bad boys... Whatcha' gonna do? Whatcha' gonna do when they come for you?"

What do you do when the world runs out of Pizza?!		2010-10-28 04:06:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

make some more

what do you do when LBP2 get delayed for a year		2010-10-28 04:13:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

Knock yourself out and stay unconscious for 1 year.

What do you do when you face is melting?		2010-10-28 16:26:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Put it in the freezer!

What do you do when RockSauron edits all your posts?

Last edited by RockSauron; 1 Minute Ago at 04:51 PM.		2010-10-28 16:58:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105

I'll go and.... [Edited by RockSauron] bow to him bwahahahaha! [/Edited by RockSauron]

what do you do when your cat eats your cereal?		2010-10-28 17:54:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Eat his/her cat food...
What do you do when spamcan breaks into your house?		2010-10-28 18:44:00

Author:
The age of LOLZ
Posts: 229

call spam boy to get rid of him haha!
http://www.shakadula.com/doamhf/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/spam-boy.jpg

what do you do when you are on an imminent car crash?		2010-10-28 19:05:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Pause time and chew it over with a twix.

What do you do when flappajamma shouts "WILLIE BE WONKA" 257 times into you're ear?		2010-10-28 21:31:00

Author:
AbstractFlesh
Posts: 837

Buy a new pair of ears.

What do you do when your pigeons escape?		2010-10-28 22:08:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Practice your aim.

What do you do when you drop juice on a new rug?		2010-10-28 23:04:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Lick it.

What do you do when you see 5 heat-seeking missiles coming towards you and you're holding a lighter in your hand?		2010-10-29 21:30:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Close your eyes so you don't see it coming.

What do you do when you're stuck at a boring movie?		2010-10-29 23:13:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Sing the peanut song to cheer up!

What do you do when you are allergic to mushrooms?		2010-10-30 01:20:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Eat some deadly ones because pizza ain't good without mushrooms!
What do you do when master chief confronts you for havin a PS3? (Don't worry I haz no Xbox! just a PS3)		2010-10-30 10:03:00

Author:
The age of LOLZ
Posts: 229

I make him RRoD and he dies.

What do you do when a you see a Velociraptor coming at you on a hoverboard?		2010-10-30 10:34:00

Author:
Matimoo
Posts: 1027

i sit there and hope that the hoverboard knocks me out before i get eaten.

What do you do if you break wind in an elevator??		2010-10-30 10:51:00

Author:
Brixx101
Posts: 277

Climb the elevator, jump onto the elevator shaft ignoring the height, and sing the Mirror's Edge theme song.

What do you do when you run out of voice?		2010-10-30 12:54:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Force someone else to sing for you.

What do you do when a snail talks to you?		2010-11-02 20:29:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

I go to see my therapist ASAP

what do you do when your microwave starts to emit sparks?		2010-11-02 21:30:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Freeze it.

What do you do when a Big Daddy attacks you with a drill?		2010-11-02 21:48:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Nothing, he will actually get hurt in the process, I'm legendary! :kz:

What do you do when your machine gun gets stuck while on a war!		2010-11-02 21:56:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Throw it at the enemy.

What do you do when you got only 15 minutes of life?		2010-11-03 17:00:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Look for a magic lamp and ask for eternal life!

what do you do when your dog starts eating your 3 pages report for physics?		2010-11-03 19:17:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Calculate the average speed of eating (avSeat) using avSeat = T/W, with T = time and W = weight of report eaten.

What do you do when someone gets a tactical nuke?		2010-11-03 21:52:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Kiss your sorry bum goodbye!
What do you do when your pet dies...		2010-11-04 21:03:00

Author:
The age of LOLZ
Posts: 229

Cry like a rubber chicken

What do you do when you run out of delicious cookies ?		2010-11-04 21:10:00

Author:
Unknown User

Eat the jar.

What do you do when you are about to munch 5 inches off a chocolate bar an it is frozen like -10 ?C?		2010-11-04 21:42:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Stand next to a fireplace

What do you do when the world is about to be overran by flying ninja monkeys that are part Wolf?		2010-11-05 01:55:00

Author:
CJ-Flez
Posts: 35

go to another world...

what do you do when you have nothing to do?		2010-11-05 02:29:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

Post on this thread.

What do you do when you got a lot of requests to do and little time to finish them?		2010-11-05 16:32:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Feed Feed to your Feedback machine!

What do you do when you find a LBP2 game in Mm's rubbish bin?		2010-11-05 16:47:00

Author:
PygmyOwl
Posts: 1316

Be nice and give it back to them, so you get a CROWN!

What do you do when you set your house on fire?		2010-11-05 16:49:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Roast Marshmallows.

What do you do when someone breaks your window with a baseball?		2010-11-05 21:45:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Use telekinetic powers to catch the ball and throw it back to who broke your window.

What do you do when you get a F (or zero, depending on the region) on an important test?		2010-11-05 22:56:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Reserve the best seat in summer school.

What do you do when your pet fish starts making funny faces at you?		2010-11-06 03:14:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Check if it is upside down, if it is, time to get a new fish...

What do you do when an alien comes out of your belly?		2010-11-06 12:07:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Jump into a blast furnace.

What do you do when the dog starts hacking on the rug?		2010-11-06 18:57:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Pick the dog up, tell him to try and hold it in for a little while while you pick the cut lil' puppy up, and then walk to the door to take him outside, the, once you finally get there, put teh pup down. Then watch him puke dirty rotten purple looking chunks across your beautiful porch, though now it looks like a post-apocalyptic war zone.

What do you do, when you fall down?		2010-11-06 19:25:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

Stay on the floor forever and learn to leave with my face on the ground!

What do you do when your nuclear reactor Uranium bars get stuck and the cooling system is beginning to fail?		2010-11-06 20:20:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Pray to RAWK to have mercy on you.

What do you do when you are flying a jet with all your LBPC friends inside and it runs out of fuel?		2010-11-06 21:24:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Take the last parachute and bail.

What do you do when you're starin' down the barrel of a loaded Magnum?		2010-11-07 01:50:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Pull the trigger to see if it isn't jammed or something.

What do you do when your gun is jammed?		2010-11-07 01:54:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Throw it away and use my Tesla Beaton Prototype

What do you do when your cat starts using your PS3 as a bed and gets mad when you try to put in your discs??		2010-11-08 22:34:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Kick it.

What do you do when they come for you?		2010-11-09 00:00:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Drive it like ya stole it.

What do ya do when a monkey ties your shoelaces together?		2010-11-09 00:25:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Cry for being unable to walk.

What do you do when someone fires coconuts at you?		2010-11-09 15:49:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Invent coconut-ade!

What do you do when you PSP starts plotting assassination attempts on you?		2010-11-09 20:36:00

Author:
PygmyOwl
Posts: 1316

Remove its battery.

What do you do when your IE is buggy, your FF crashes the computer and you just don't get on well with GC?		2010-11-09 22:11:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I begin using Netscape again and re-make it popular!

What do you do when your car tire screws up, you are in the middle of nowhere, no cars to be seen, your cell phone line doesn't work and the extra wheel is missing?		2010-11-10 20:42:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Remove the car's engine, pistons and gas tank. Take some rubber tubes from the engine too. Reassemble these parts to make a rotor. Then cut parts of the car's body with a knife and model them until they are aerodinamic. Bolt these parts to the rotor to make an helicopter! Use the safety belts to hold that thing into your body, then tie your shoelace to the engine's manual starting valve. Wear that thing and pull the shoelace to fly away!
Now, if you are wearing sandals you're dead. :kz:

What do you do after knowing that you drank 10 bottles of rocket fuel by accident?		2010-11-10 20:53:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Eat a lighter and prepare to take off!!!

What do you do when your chemical reaction got 6 more drops of acid and the bottle is starting to shake!!		2010-11-10 20:56:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Balance the reaction between H2SO4 and Al(OH)3 before something nasty happens.

What do you do when your atoms are missing one eletron?		2010-11-10 21:03:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Nothing, except that the balance between electrons and protons will be unequal, also they will degrade 1 spot on the periodic table (I.E. passing from Helium to Hydrogen...)

What do you do when your box full unstable Uranium atoms is about to be bombarded with neutrons???		2010-11-10 21:06:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Quickly insert a tiny blade of gold between them and watch the results.

What do you do when you discover a new chemical element that isn't on the P.T.?		2010-11-10 21:11:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Take it quickly to the The International Council of Chemical Associations and get it named Smofflestonium!

What do you do when your chopper runs out of ammo in the middle of a battle?		2010-11-10 21:15:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Play kamikaze.

What do you do when you wake up with C4 taped into your body?		2010-11-10 21:26:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I run to the person that has the detonator and hug him, if I die he will die with meh!!!!

what do you do when your ice cone ice cream starts to melt in your hands?		2010-11-10 21:28:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

throw it at GDN because 24

What do you do when google shut down		2010-11-10 21:30:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

Use yahoo what do you do when facebook shuts fown?2011-01-23 22:09:00

Author:
The age of LOLZ
Posts: 229

Use the phone

What do you do when the power goes out?		2011-01-23 22:26:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

^DIE.

What do you do when the pizza takes MORE than an hour? 		2011-01-23 22:38:00

Author:
KlawwTheClown
Posts: 1106

Make another Pizza

What do you do when you're still waiting for LBP2?		2011-01-23 22:55:00

Author:
ViniciusBR11
Posts: 546

Buy another LBP. LBP + LBP = LBP2

What do you do when your PS3 is broken?		2011-01-23 22:59:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Get angry and throw it out the window!

What do you do when your pants fall down in the middle of a shopping mall?		2011-01-24 03:05:00

Author:
Fail4all
Posts: 106

run to the nearest clothing store and steal a pair of pants.

What do you do if you had a button that says "NUKE CANADA"?		2011-01-24 03:42:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Press it... but nothing happens. the guy who installed it was canadian.

WDYDW... you can't figure out what an acronym means.		2011-01-24 03:56:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

I RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE and search on google.

What do you do when you have a cold and your nose is closed?		2011-01-24 07:59:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112

I would unlock my nose and say:
Open the door, you're surrounded!!!

What would you do if:
I ate your last cookie?		2011-02-16 16:27:00

Author:
Unknown User

Buy more cookies.
What would you do if I asked you what you would do if I asked you what you...		2011-02-20 06:08:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

What would you do if I asked you what you would do if I asked you what you...

I'd just look at you funny.
What would you do if i was trying to take over the world and no one else but you knew? *mew		2011-02-20 06:56:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Take over the world with you~ Mwahahahaahaaa. Though my army of midgets is gone.

What would you do if I told you that I'm already in control of the world?		2011-02-20 06:59:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

What would you do if I told you that I'm already in control of the world?

tell you to hand it over or my dragon friends may eat you as I've not feed them for a week.
what would you do if 10 hungry dragons were getting ready to eat you? *mew		2011-02-20 07:04:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Eat them~ Mwahaha...
What would you do if I did?...		2011-02-20 07:08:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Eat you!
What would you do if I gave you a banana?		2011-02-20 11:12:00

Author:
Unknown User

Yell pervert, then hide, and watch as you get beaten by a group of girls.

What would you do if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?		2011-02-20 16:49:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Party, I like parties!

Whatya doo if ya seee a Scottish fella?		2011-02-21 09:10:00

Author:
Unknown User

Give 'em a stern look in the eye and say "... don't hurt me." Then I'd run away, very fast.

What do you do when the people stage a revolution in your country?		2011-02-24 03:38:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Start my own!

What do you do if you put a cone on your head?		2011-02-24 10:14:00

Author:
Unknown User

I'd simply take it off again

What would you do if you had to sit and watch an episode of Power Rangers or be banned from playing LBP and using the internet for a month? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol		2011-02-25 20:41:00

Author:
Elsa
Posts: 164

What would you do if you had to sit and watch an episode of Power Rangers or be banned from playing LBP and using the internet for a month? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
I'd watch it. i did so many times as a kid as i was a big fan at the time. and now i've sometimes watch an EP just for the LOLs.

What would you do if you open a pack of gum and 10 full size monkeys came out?		2011-02-25 20:47:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

I freak out and run away

What if you were on LBP and selected my Earth and it came up with none of your levels and a message came on the screen from MM that simply read "Mwhahahahaha we deleted your levels"		2011-02-25 20:50:00

Author:
Elsa
Posts: 164

I'll give each of them some gum Bubble monkey ftw, lolz.

What would you do if the internet would vanish somehow?		2011-02-25 20:50:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Point out that really the correct syntax is "if the internet vanished somehow?".

What would you do if robusto?		2011-02-26 13:39:00

Author:
thecatreturns123
Posts: 84

I'd ask for a cup of punch... in the face! (Sounds delicious!)

What do you do if somebody ate your super powers		2011-02-26 21:11:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

They won't know anyway! Oops!

What do you do if you don't listen to an OompaLuumpa?		2011-02-26 22:11:00

Author:
Unknown User

Turn into a grape.

What do you do when there's something strange in your neighborhood. (who ya gonna call?)		2011-03-08 00:05:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Batman! No! Spider-Man? No! It was definitely SuperMan... Or ConfusedCartman? No... Err... 118? The A Team? Bob Marley? Will Smith?

What do you do if you see a noob or H4Her?

(You know the answer!)		2011-03-08 17:41:00

Author:
Unknown User

Go into the level and hope there's something before the scoreboard to put anti H4H pic in level, take the pic and then upload it

What do you do when someone says your level sucks? Lol, never had something quite that bad but still let's see what people answer with		2011-03-09 00:07:00

Author:
Elsa
Posts: 164

Sulk.......

What do you do when it's coming for you.		2011-03-09 01:45:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

depends on what it is. if it is a hobo with a machine gun, pull a few quarters out of your pocket and run

What do you do when your Game System blows up in a miniature mushroom cloud?		2011-03-11 02:08:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

Blame Mircrosoft

What do you do when you can't make a good lbp 2 level?		2011-03-12 15:42:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

You will think you're crap and become a H4Her or something... (Please, everyone can make good levels!)

What do you do if you have a choice like in InFAMOUS to save your girlfriend/boyfriend (A doctor) or 5 doctors?		2011-03-12 21:39:00

Author:
Unknown User

Hack the game.

What do you do when the universe implodes?		2011-03-12 22:24:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Depends, but probably going to save my friend regardless of how important the 5 doctors are. It's mah friend after all

What do you do when you've got nothing to do?		2011-03-12 22:25:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Post after someone else already has 0.0

What do you do when there's two possible posts to answer?		2011-03-12 22:27:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Answer both.

What do you do when you want to charge an fully empty iPod touch in about 30-40 minutes? 		2011-03-12 23:01:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Use your Chuck Norris App.

What do you when you cause the Apocolypse?		2011-03-13 00:54:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

I won't anyway!



What would you do if you see a man with your girlfriend?		2011-03-13 10:33:00

Author:
Unknown User

Uhh, ask him what he was doing with her obv. I'm no stupid guy who starts beating people up for no reason. If I have one, though...

What would you do if you wouldn't get anything to eat or drink for four weeks? 		2011-03-13 20:30:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Look like the Olsen twins.

What would you do if your neighbor kept letting his dog poop in your yard?		2011-03-13 21:01:00

Author:
Kitkasumass
Posts: 494

I'd either ask him to stop doing that or be happy about having free fertilizer, depending on what one prefers.

What would you do if someone stole a bag full of Oreos you just bought? 		2011-03-13 21:28:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

SHOOT THEM!!!


What do you do when you wake up to find a scorpion in your bed?		2011-03-13 21:29:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

If it's on my cover, scream, then take it, make sure it's not near my legs or something, then throw the cover out of the house.
If it's under my cover, scream and run out of my bed.
If it's on my pillow, same as before.

What do you do when your favorite headphones break for some reason? 		2011-03-13 21:45:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Fix them.

What do you do when you get Rick Roll'd		2011-03-13 21:51:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

You sack roll them.

What do you do when there's an AVALANCHE!!!		2011-03-13 21:53:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Scream
'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-' and run away.

What do you do if... uh... you would be... uh... a stone?

EDIT: Lmao snipered, but it still fits. 		2011-03-13 21:54:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Nothing.

What would you really do if you had a choice to save you girlfriend who's a doctor or 5 doctors like in InFAMOUS...?		2011-03-13 21:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

Still save my friend. lmao.

What do you do if some guy always asks stuff about your friends here?		2011-03-13 22:02:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Shoot them....

What do you do when you can't think of anything?		2011-03-13 22:12:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Google

What do you do when you're forced with the task of cutting down the forest with a Harring. (spelling?)		2011-03-13 22:14:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

i take the harring and i murder the person who told me to do that...

what d you do when you are about to enter in a coma?		2011-03-13 23:40:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

I'll exit and go to a pub or a strip club is what you'll say...

What do you doo if sumun carnt spell 'cow' cowwe?////?;/?1		2011-03-14 20:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

Give him/her a dictionary point to the word 'apostrophe' and say "This is how you spell cow."

What do you do if you eat to many tacos?		2011-03-14 22:48:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

I would say "Donuts!"

What would you do if the most important person in the universe when you're talking to them falls asleeeee... *Snore*		2011-03-15 20:10:00

Author:
Unknown User

First I'd stab them, killing them, then go to the Galactic Bazaar and buy a Transmorphifier. Then turn myself into said guy and put his body through a emulsifier.

What would you do if someone stole your identity and then killed you?		2011-03-16 07:47:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

I am invincible! *Tests*

What would you do if you're a hostage to 3 men with guns?		2011-03-16 16:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

I'd yell "CUT!!!". Then fire the writer for being so cliche.

What would you do if you fell down some stairs and lived?		2011-03-16 17:25:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Again... I am invincible...

What would you do if you saw a massive sausage?		2011-03-16 19:39:00

Author:
Unknown User

I would make a giant hotdog and feed de poor...

What if you were a pok?mon trainer?		2011-03-17 04:17:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Seeing as how Fume is the only Pokemon I've "seen", I'd probably try to catch him. >

What would you do if you couldn't type?		2011-03-17 04:54:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

cryysdtygfd+

What would you dwtdfeto (Do) if I had a dream of a dream of a...		2011-03-17 17:26:00

Author:
Unknown User

Flying Rocket camel playing Glokenpop? i would Kill it with CLIVE!!!

What do you do when you are attacked by a rabid chao?		2011-03-18 02:01:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

Shoot it, obviously.

What do you do when you find yourself between a rock and a hard place?		2011-03-18 05:53:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

You pause in midair......Then hit the rock again.

What do you do when you see an army of hyenas?		2011-03-18 11:40:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Bring the army of sausages!

What would you do if I mmnyuftrs?		2011-03-18 20:10:00

Author:
Unknown User

Punch you in the face.

What do you do if the FBI is at your door, wanting to ask some "questions"?		2011-03-19 20:50:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Say that I want to ask them some... 'Questions'...

__________________________________________?		2011-03-20 13:10:00

Author:
Unknown User

42.

What do you do, when an elephant wants to be friends with you?		2011-03-20 16:47:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

I say i?m moving to Mahalagasca and that we can?t be friends.

What if you spit in a kraken?		2011-03-21 01:16:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I would enjoy it...?

What would you do if your girlfriend __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ and then ______________________________________________...?		2011-03-21 17:30:00

Author:
Unknown User

Encourage her not to get the abortion, thank you.

What if you interpreted that sentence in a completely different way?		2011-03-22 05:07:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Then it would say "What you do if you girlfriend ate concentrated jam and then turned into a jaffacake?"

What would you do if you found a purple elephant?		2011-03-22 05:13:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117

Go to an AA meeting.

What do you do if you see an all white penguin?		2011-03-22 12:24:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Annoy it with Global warming talk.

What do you do when life gives you 3 wishes?		2011-03-23 02:27:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

You wish for waffles, ya! toast, and a few more wishes.

What do you do when the Dane-Giraffe tells the Here-Rinocerus to kill the Hen-Chmen?		2011-07-08 21:18:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Hurt myself to see if I'm dreaming.
What do you do when you're doing something?		2011-07-08 21:35:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Do whatever I'm doing at the time.

What do you do when your computer mouse transforms into the furry kind. 		2011-07-08 22:47:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717

I plug its tail in and finish the forum games.
What do you do when something shockingly awesome happens?		2011-07-11 19:40:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I record it with a camera.

What if you herp to the rigth?		2011-07-13 04:55:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

You NEVER do that to the right...

What happens if you are tripped in a wishing well by your husband/wife and the watch them try to trip themselves into the wishing well?		2011-07-14 20:59:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

I?d think she wants to pass the eternity with me...

What do you do when they snipe you in LBPC?		2011-07-16 22:34:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I get 'em back later. Who needs sniper rifles when you got revolvers?

What do you do when you got nothing to do?		2011-07-16 22:52:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Visit the LBPC forum games... oh wait.2011-07-16 22:55:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

what do i do when there's no question? well, i do this<-------yep, this right here

what do you do when you just cant fall asleep?		2011-07-26 01:59:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

try to sleep... wait

what do you do when you are eating a lemonade ice pop?
(I?m eating one right now)		2011-07-26 03:21:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

i get off my computer, as it may get dirty from the ice pop
/usefull-advicer
2011-07-26 16:27:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

What do you do when there are no questions???
Make a new one!

What do you do when you to play online but there is no one to play with? 		2011-07-26 16:30:00

Author:
Unknown User

(kind of awesome to see that you rushed into the forum games right after introducing yourself, skuldpt )

i play guitar hero... (i actually do )

what do you do when you cant remember a question to ask in a forum game? :S		2011-07-26 16:36:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

you remember the question again later.

What happens when you remember the question again later?		2011-10-16 03:10:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

You say the question.

What happens when your face blows up?		2011-10-16 15:01:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

You..you...attempt to cry.

What do you do when your levels aren't that good? 		2011-10-16 15:23:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

You give up on life.

What do you do when someone tells you to give up life?		2011-10-16 15:52:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

you tell the do of the mafia that they insulted his mother.

what do you do when i put a ylod on your PS3? ^^		2011-10-17 17:27:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

I stick a bomb in your mouth and watch your chunks fly across the room. What do you do when you explode violently?2011-10-17 22:50:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

You reform and throw the bomb back.

What do you do when you see a train?		2011-10-17 22:59:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

I'd say: "hey, a train."
What do you do when I make a level?		2011-11-05 11:32:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I take a look at it. :I
What do you do when you're free-falling into a snake pit. O.O		2011-11-07 02:22:00

Author:
Unknown User

Nothing, for some weird reason, I always fall up instea of down. O_o
What do you do when you read dis?


I take a look at it. :I

Reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally? c:		2011-11-07 07:31:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

*No Post above...Basing It On ''what do you do when I don't reply''*
I Skip you and reply!
what do you Do when Everyone's ghead's Are Exploding?		2011-11-29 16:51:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

I hide under the table.

What do you do when pirates attack you? 		2011-11-29 21:34:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378

Start chucking lemons, limes and oranges at them ... (bound to stop them)

What do you do when your stuck in a room with the Covenent from Halo closing in ??		2011-11-29 23:13:00

Author:
Conorp55
Posts: 81

Ball up and cry while sucking my thumb.

What do you do when a genie says he'll grant you a wish for every person you slay with a sword he'll give you?		2011-11-29 23:29:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I make sure the creatures that live next door count as people.

What do you do when the end of the rainbow appears above your head?		2011-11-30 09:23:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

Make sure a pot of gold dosen't fall on your head ... tee hee Irish joke

What do you do when your home is being invaded by burgalars ?		2011-11-30 12:05:00

Author:
Conorp55
Posts: 81

I'd stab them with a screwdriver.
What if [Insert random event here]?		2011-12-17 10:27:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Then [insert another random event here] happens.

What if my face is a biscuit?		2012-05-19 18:08:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

Stop. Do not eat your face. Eat your face. Do not eat my face. Eat my face. Did you eat my face?

What if I [verb] the whole thing?		2012-05-19 21:55:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Then 'Take your Daughter to Work' day would cease to exist.

What if rubber baby buggy bumpers actually existed?		2012-05-20 03:35:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Then they would take over the world.

What do you do when you are the only person left on the world, you don't know that, and you are stuck in an underground chamber locked in a cage made of cheese?		2012-05-24 01:08:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

You mill about hoping the cheese doesn't run out.

What do you do when you're stuck on a Vogon Spaceship being forced to listen to poetry		2012-05-24 01:16:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

I like poetry.

What do you do when the page dosent load all the wa		2012-05-24 01:19:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

Refresh it to hell!

W ha t do y ou d o whe n y ou r k eyb o ard 's s pac e b ar is br oke n?		2012-05-28 17:17:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Not-use-it.

What do you do when Diablo III crashes?		2012-05-30 13:01:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

Not-use-it.

What do you do when Diablo III crashes?

Go and do something productive with your life

What do you do when Xtrahuman posts in forum games?		2012-05-30 13:44:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Post back.

What do you do if the Nyan Cat takes over your profile?		2012-06-27 22:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

go to omfgdogs.com (http://omfgdogs.com/).

What do you do when Playstation Network is down for several months?		2012-06-28 03:00:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Start creating!

How should I stop getting my text bolded and underlined?		2012-06-28 15:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

try the italics... italics... wait what?!

what do you do when your N64, SNES, NES, Gamecube, Gameboy, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, Gameboy Advance XP, DS, DSLite, DSi, DSi XL, and 3DS don't not work? And dont forget your SEGA Dreamcast, Genesis, etc!		2012-06-29 01:37:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Use the PS3.

What do you do when that's broken, too?		2012-06-29 16:06:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Watch LBPodcast, BEST PODCAST EVER

What do you do when Star Wars premieres?		2012-06-29 16:41:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Go to the movie theater, for Pete's sake!

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOUR CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON?		2012-06-29 18:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

hold the shift key to re-enter lower-case letters.

What do you do when someone mispspleasadfad a word?		2012-06-30 03:10:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Don't mind them. They might be from a diffgehritnes cutorsie (different country).

What do you do when people Xceedingly and Xtremely often replace "ex" with "X"? It Xcruciates me! This fab should be Xtinct!		2012-07-02 01:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

you go with the flo bro. rock and ro.

What do you when only two people are posting in a thread? is it dead? is it sleeping in bed? on its head? turned red?		2012-07-03 18:56:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Have someone who's never posted there before post in it ;D

What do you do if Kirby swallows you?		2012-07-03 19:16:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

swallow the little guy back! take his powers like he took yours!

what do you do when Media Molecule and Tarsier fail to fix the problems that kill the very heart of a creator?		2012-07-03 20:21:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Make more hearts for the creators to have.

What do you do when the R button of your PSVita breaks and you don't want to buy another one?		2012-07-03 22:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

If you have a Vita, money is clearly not a problem for you. So buy a new one (did that actually happen?!)

What do you do when the amazing spiderman doesn't premier in your town?		2012-07-04 01:18:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Sue the movie makers.

What do you do when your text is suddenly huge and green?		2012-07-04 21:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

send the person whos text is suddenly large and green a random and unexpected friend request.

what do you do when you have too much time on your hands?		2012-07-04 23:48:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Find a book to read.

What do you do when you get a friend request from an imposter trying to be comphermc?		2012-07-06 16:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

trololololo lololo lolololo them to death.

What don't you not do when there's a man at your door holding a large, pointy object?		2012-07-06 18:24:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Open the door, duck, grab the object, and stab him in the heart.

What do you do when a witch has turned you into a frog?		2012-07-06 22:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Light her on fire! She's a witch. SHE'S A WITCH! Everyone knows humans can't be set on fire, only witches: for they are made of dry, wrotten wood (Monte Python References FTW!)

What do you do when she doesn't get set on fire?		2012-07-06 23:32:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Swallow her with your long tongue. Nom nom nom...

What do you do when the coffee key on your keyboard breaks?		2012-07-07 15:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

well, whatever you do, don't activate sticky keys.
what do you do if you activate sticky keys when your coffee key is broken?		2012-07-07 16:38:00

Author:
Gavin
Posts: 338

your keys melt to liquid and turn into a giant WITCH

what do you do when the vacuum cleaner sitting beside you turns black, grows eyes and teeth, and starts laughing with a maniacal laugh?		2012-07-07 18:32:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

You get out your Hamstertron 2000 and have an ol' fashioned brain matter-splatter.

What do you do with a drunken sailor... who wants to club you with a tire iron?		2012-07-07 18:48:00

Author:
Ironface
Posts: 432

Just pull the gun out of the holster, Indiana Jones style.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

What do you do to your television when it refuses to turn on?		2012-07-07 22:20:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

well, whatever you do, don't activate sticky keys.

http://i47.tinypic.com/1zmjciv.jpg



Anyway, repeatedly press the power button.



What do you do when your vacuum cleaner suddenly sucks up your hair?		2012-07-09 16:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Let it. It likely needs the wig (or Toupee )

What do you do when the refrigerator door eats the food in the fridge?		2012-07-09 20:19:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Drag it to the fridge dentist.

What do you do when your fridge dies and your food spoils?		2012-07-12 17:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Pleh, you'd obviously eat the food, spoiled food is no good spoiled You definately would NOT want to buy a new fridge.

What do you do when penguins evolve and can fly? (curse the day!)		2012-07-13 16:06:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Get a minigun.

What if minigun bullets are too expensive?		2012-07-13 18:36:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Make your own with rocks and use gunpowder from the thousands of creepers (http://trollitc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/creeper.jpg) you just killed.

What do you do when you don't have a "what do you do when" question?		2012-07-13 19:03:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Ask xtremesackboy.

What do you do when he doesn't respond?		2012-07-13 20:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Wait the 2 days he doesnt sign in (great time for me not to sign in, eh?)

What do you do when someone doesnt understand the difference between standard 24 hour time and military time?		2012-07-16 04:53:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

There's a difference?

What do you do when you're surrounded by screaming daycare kids for 10 hours every day?		2012-07-16 15:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Play the LBPC forum games. Or buy some LEGO, keeps me entertained.

What do you do when your iPod touch breaks so you can't check LBPC at 0200? (OIC WHAT I DID THAR )		2012-07-16 16:31:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Grab le VITA to do that.
What do you do when a giant space rock falls to your house?		2012-07-16 16:34:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Grab it and throw it right back.

What do you do when Gymkhana_Five (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDN2bCIyus) releases?		2012-07-16 17:52:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479


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