Archive: 291 posts

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Answer the stupid question with a stupid answer then ask another question Why dosen't LBP suck?

2008-10-29 15:36:00 Author: MC Banhammer Posts: 78

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because i like the colour blue. Why do birds sing in the morning

2008-10-29 15:43:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Becouse they had too much coffie Why am i so bored?

2008-10-29 15:45:00 Author: MC Banhammer Posts: 78

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because you've been travelling on the motorway all day just like me . Why is the uk being screwed by sony and we still are waiting

2008-10-29 15:50:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Becouse MM Are secratly all american. Why are stupid questions so fun?

2008-10-29 15:53:00 Author: MC Banhammer Posts: 78

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Because your peanut sized brain is unable to comprehend normal questions. Why are hammers ftw?

2008-10-29 18:11:00 Author: Unknown User

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MILKY JUICE CAKES Why is why is why is?

2008-10-29 18:13:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100

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Why llololol?

2008-10-29 18:15:00 Author: Unknown User

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just because it is it is it is. Will i ever get home???

2008-10-29 18:18:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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No, you're destined to lfoat around in space for ever. PSNZ ZBOX?

2008-10-29 18:19:00 Author: Unknown User

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WTF PIME TARADOX. I really want to it have is an iguana not it is not like is?

2008-10-29 18:22:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100

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Rofl. Why shalth thou?

2008-10-29 18:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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gin gan gooly gooly gooly gooly watch strap gin gan goo Wtf was that all about???

2008-10-29 18:42:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Lol. Pure loalgee.

2008-10-29 18:44:00 Author: Unknown User

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because creative didn't ask a question, thats why I'm so happy i'm finally back in essex at my yard and i can get in my van and drive home to london. How long will it take me to get home? in

2008-10-29 18:54:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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4 months. What happened to dorien's sig? 07 thinks it's been dorienized.

2008-10-29 19:03:00 Author: Unknown User

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i dont know how come sackboy is so small?

2008-10-29 20:10:00 Author: panzer3000 Posts: 362

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Because he likes cake! Why am I sick?

2008-10-29 20:15:00 Author: DarkGod13 Posts: 302

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Because you're ill. Why must you live?

2008-10-29 20:28:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because the clouds have eyes and teeth and poop flowers and kisses for all of mankind. How I now do that?

2008-10-29 20:44:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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If they have no bread, then let them have cake! =D Do you like?

2008-10-29 21:18:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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I don't like I LOVE! Did you accidentally all over the forums?

2008-10-30 15:00:00 Author: HobocidalManiac Posts: 117

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Not as much as my TV did! What is 2+2?

2008-10-30 23:06:00 Author: floor3013 Posts: 287

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Not as much as my TV did! What is 2+2? http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/dorien360/4FatLadies.jpg what do you get if you mix blue with yellow?????

2008-10-30 23:18:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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A cross between seven fish and twelve donkeys. Does coffee always taste like mud?

2008-10-30 23:26:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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only if I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts Will the UK ever get LBP????????????????????????????????????????????

2008-10-30 23:33:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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of course not. Why are the sack boys short?

2008-10-31 00:50:00 Author: Coltfirearms Posts: 269

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They stopped using M4's. Is it really possible to find the emerald monkey?

2008-10-31 01:29:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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Of course, you just have to masticate on a lovely headless chicken. Eleventy one with scissors?

2008-10-31 14:33:00 Author: Unknown User

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111 SNIP! What is the meaning of life?

2008-11-02 18:23:00 Author: lordflash11 Posts: 194

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the meaning of life is LBP. why is 2 plus 2 not 5?

2008-11-02 19:41:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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because you forgot to carry the 1 why are my hand soo huge

2008-11-02 20:24:00 Author: panzer3000 Posts: 362

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Because cheese isn't red and bananas grow in an apple tree! Why do I have 10 fingers?

2008-11-02 20:39:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Because the world is an oyster and you're a run away train Why does Fallout 3 on the PS3 suck so much?

2008-11-02 20:53:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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because you believe what all the 360 fan boys say, and ps3 game are normally darker cause of their setting why does lbp suck so much? (been scarcstic, lbp rocks)

2008-11-02 21:02:00 Author: panzer3000 Posts: 362

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because you keep forgetting to take out the FO3 disc. No seriously, FO3 froze on me 4 times in a row, why is that?

2008-11-02 21:16:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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As it's a new form of hoover lbp5000xp What is the square root of 9000

2008-11-02 21:17:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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the same as the circular route of the sky How many times have you seen a window?

2008-11-02 21:29:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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17.34534 <<<<< i took off 6.4534647 due to the fact i wasn't too sure if i definitely saw them or it was in a dream Why is the moon not made of cheese ???

2008-11-02 21:41:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Because the moon being made out of peanuts is that much more awesome. Why am I not already king of the universe?

2008-11-02 21:55:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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You filled out your application incorrectly. What if trees were bees?

2008-11-02 23:34:00 Author: FlowersInHisHair Posts: 126

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Then we wouldn't have enough oxygen and we'd all die. Why is there no ice in LBP?

2008-11-02 23:36:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Because the concept of A sackboy holding a cone of ice cream is too cute for the public to survive. Why do I always say stuff that SHE said?

2008-11-03 04:45:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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Cause that's what she said. >_> What is love?

2008-11-03 05:29:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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Love is the essence of the triphalirium theory of justification by outright example. Of course, this only leads back to the study of the rhythmical movement of parallel junctioning within the aspect of the paralectico theorem, which is obviously both directly and indirectly related, or better yet, closely linked within the aforementioned theory of justification, which is in fact of the same family roots of which the word "love" is associated with. Source: Me. Simple enough?

2008-11-03 05:40:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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It should be more complicated because i don't understand (Did you really made that up yourself??!?!?!?) what's the point of LBP?

2008-11-03 06:11:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Yep, I just made up anything. It really doesn't make sense! That's what happens when you don't even think when you're writing To create stuffs and liek hav fun! LOLOLZLolololollzolz =D

2008-11-03 06:19:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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You forgot a question

2008-11-03 07:04:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Because, Stix, Mass/Volume=Density How come I'm not a kitteh?

2008-11-03 23:59:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Because, Stix, Mass/Volume=Density How come I'm not a kitteh? Answer: What? Question: What?

2008-11-04 00:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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Answer: What? Question: What? Because Clank can't correct people properly lol Why is that still funny

2008-11-04 00:21:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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AAAAAAAH! Punch a dog in the nose?

2008-11-04 00:38:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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NO! punch a cat in the forehead?

2008-11-04 01:19:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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No! Blow up the cheese?

2008-11-04 01:54:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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NEVER! change the meaning of awesome to lame ?

2008-11-04 03:12:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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Meh, sure, why not? Who do you find more atractive- Tom cruise or Mel Gibson.

2008-11-04 03:20:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Mudkipz!!!! Who's going to win?

2008-11-04 04:14:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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Charmanders!! and mudkips are gonna fail horribly!

2008-11-04 04:58:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Change the word Go to jerk and change the word mouse to face?

2008-11-04 05:40:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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you killed the world and me for confusing me why does awesomemans avatar scare me?

2008-11-04 05:44:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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^ good question!! because the smile is so cheesy why has he got a box on his head --------->

2008-11-04 05:48:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154

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^ good question!! because the smile is so cheesy why has he got a box on his head ---------> because theres cake inside. To be or not to be?

2008-11-04 08:28:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073

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Maybeeeeeee... Ghost or rabbit eating monkeys strapped into a chair that will fling you into a nuclear holocaust?

2008-11-04 10:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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Rabbit. Me or Creative? (It's a stupid question because there's an obvious answer)

2008-11-04 10:14:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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you i know you more than creative. whos gonna win the election?? ^hopes it is the Libertarin party

2008-11-04 14:50:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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W. THIRD TERM! (I seriously hope this doesn't magically happen). Chocolate or vanilla?

2008-11-04 14:57:00 Author: HobocidalManiac Posts: 117

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strawberry Will peanuts eat me? and will rocksauron be there to see me die XD

2008-11-04 15:40:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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strawberry Will peanuts eat me? and will rocksauron be there to see me die XD No, Peanuts won't eat you, but yes, I will be there when you die- take that for what you will. MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Am I never gonna give you up? Am I ever gonna let you down? Ever gonna turn around and desert you?

2008-11-04 16:00:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Never going to make you die. What is the capital of LittleBigPlanetCentral?

2008-11-04 16:29:00 Author: Callahan90 Posts: 98

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The City of General Stuff Why am i left handed?

2008-11-04 16:38:00 Author: lordflash11 Posts: 194

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The City of General Stuff Why am i left handed? Because, one day, when the universe was set to begin, the one man who could prevent forest fires failed in his duty, and so an orange fell from the sky and ate a bear. This mutant orange then devoured another orange, and was exiled from the community as a canibal and decided to create left handed people as his revenge. Why will no one post on my story? o_0

2008-11-04 17:15:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Because, one day, when the universe was set to begin, the one man who could prevent forest fires failed in his duty, and so an orange fell from the sky and ate a bear. This mutant orange then devoured another orange, and was exiled from the community as a canibal and decided to create left handed people as his revenge. Why will no one post on my story? o_0 I just did. YouTube - RickRoll'D Why can't I have more than 23 PS3 games?

2008-11-04 18:06:00 Author: defleopard98 Posts: 17

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you i know you more than creative. :eek: Because GlaDOS doesn't want to let you. You should be sad now. Roll or rip?

2008-11-04 18:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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both, to pee or not to pee? yes i said pee

2008-11-04 18:51:00 Author: panzer3000 Posts: 362

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To pee. Bold or italic?

2008-11-04 18:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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Guys this isn't the OR game DDDUUUURRRRRrrrr What is it with all the baked beans in the world ????????

2008-11-04 18:55:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Underlined. Crisps or potatoe chips? EDIT: Dorien this is the stupid version of the OR game. Gawd Dorien! Catch up. :kz:

2008-11-04 18:56:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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WOW because you didn't get the message there did ya lol Why is poo brown??????

2008-11-04 18:58:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Because every poo is a peice of the sackboy. O_o Why are sackboys brown?

2008-11-04 19:02:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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Because every poo is a peice of the sackboy. O_o Why are sackboys brown? Because every Sackboy is made from poo. do you want to eat my face?

2008-11-04 19:15:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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It looks like a sackboy which is made of poo. When will we get off the poo topic?

2008-11-04 19:20:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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no because i just saw a sackboy run on it. what ever happened to barney. i never see it anymore :*(

2008-11-04 19:20:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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no because i just saw a sackboy run on it. what ever happened to barney. i never see it anymore :*( They arrested him because he "loved" kids too much. Where's my burrito?

2008-11-04 20:05:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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it turned into a taco why are LBP servers going down

2008-11-04 20:06:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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it turned into a taco why are LBP servers going down Because im not in them Why is my UK LittleBigPlanet taking so long to arrive?

2008-11-04 20:11:00 Author: lordflash11 Posts: 194

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Because Sony Likes Pie Why Does Gravity Pull Down?

2008-11-05 19:31:00 Author: L.B.P Posts: 1

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because it doesnt like up why does my bird hurt me

2008-11-05 21:14:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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The answer is B! The color blue. true or false?

2008-11-05 21:17:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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lets sing the true false song! TRUE!!! FALSE!!!! there nouns there nouns! oh yah there adverbs there adverbs oh yah!!! Why are the chicago bears so awesome

2008-11-05 21:18:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Because they are nice and brown. What is and what should never be?

2008-11-09 03:14:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Pineapples pine pine apple!!!!! <<<< i dont know you got your stupid anwser this is ask a stupid question get a stupid answer why are pinapples so awesome!!!

2008-11-09 04:24:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Because Pines and Apples aren't so Pineapple is double negative... Never, Gonna, Give, You, or Up?

2008-11-09 17:32:00 Author: Callahan90 Posts: 98

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down!!! why do people cough?

2008-11-09 17:36:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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down!!! why do people cough? Because they are nice and furless. Why is martch of the ga;e so fnaegligoo?

2008-11-09 19:04:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Because eggs smell like bananas. What do you get if you cross a donkey and another donkey with slightly smaller legs?

2008-11-09 19:05:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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Because eggs smell like bananas. What do you get if you cross a donkey and another donkey with slightly smaller legs? You get your legs eaten off What if the 360 was better than the PS3?

2008-11-09 19:34:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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even why are one of the bookmarks del.icio.us

2008-11-09 20:13:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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because celery tastes good why doesn't tigger's tail break when he bounces on it?

2008-11-09 20:24:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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because it bounces why are cats so superior over mouses!!!!

2008-11-09 20:29:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Because kittehs are like a roof. Do my calcutators work?

2008-11-10 00:04:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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toilet?? why is awesomemans avatar still so scary

2008-11-10 00:20:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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because he isn't a mouse why do flowers grow?

2008-11-10 00:30:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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because of rabbids. why is this look so weird

2008-11-10 01:38:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Because pigs fly. Can pigs fly?

2008-11-10 12:53:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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No. It's stupid because it isn't true. XD How did the word ,'geek' come around?

2008-11-10 14:07:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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How did the word ,'geek' come around? The word geek is a slang term, noting individuals as "a peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, gaming, etc."[1] Formerly, the term referred to a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken, bat, snake or bugs. The 1976 edition of the American Heritage Dictionary included only the definition regarding geek shows. This word comes from English dialect geek, geck: fool, freak; from Low German geck, from Middle Low German. The root geck still survives in Dutch gek: crazy, and in the Alsatian word Gickeleshut: geek's hat, used in carnivals[2]. Source: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek) Cheers QuozL

2008-11-10 14:23:00 Author: QuozL Posts: 921

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The word geek is a slang term, noting individuals as "a peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, gaming, etc."[1] Formerly, the term referred to a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken, bat, snake or bugs. The 1976 edition of the American Heritage Dictionary included only the definition regarding geek shows. This word comes from English dialect geek, geck: fool, freak; from Low German geck, from Middle Low German. The root geck still survives in Dutch gek: crazy, and in the Alsatian word Gickeleshut: geek's hat, used in carnivals[2]. Source: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek) Cheers QuozL T_T Dude, I wanted a stupid answer. You ruined the game. You're a party pooper.

2008-11-10 14:28:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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Yay I win Cheers QuozL

2008-11-10 14:52:00 Author: QuozL Posts: 921

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T_T Dude, I wanted a stupid answer. You ruined the game. You're a party pooper. c'mon that's a pretty funny answer What is not red ,has a green spotted computer screen on a boat with a cape made of paper and carrots? <--- wow THAT was stupid...

2008-11-10 15:15:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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uks_FINEST_HERO. Mr Flash with a cape. What is the letter 'e' in between?

2008-11-10 16:28:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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z and y why does pop corn pop?

2008-11-10 21:34:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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because they are just so darn happy why does america fail at car making when they invented it?

2008-11-10 22:39:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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because italy owns us! why does Call of duty own?

2008-11-10 22:44:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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it owns so much that nobody knows the answer >_< why doesn't mouse actually have a pet mouse?

2008-11-10 22:46:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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because mice have cooties go mouse loves forum games. why doesnt she try any other games

2008-11-10 23:04:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Like strip poker Why did I feel that i had to put that

2008-11-10 23:29:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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because everyone else picks on mouse why does everyone pick on mouse?

2008-11-10 23:30:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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Because she likes cheese Why am I on here when the missus and kid have been asleep for ages and I could be playing LBP??????????

2008-11-10 23:33:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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because you love us too much why did that doughnut i just ate taste really bad ;_;

2008-11-10 23:35:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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Pumpkin. Who watches the watchmen?

2008-11-10 23:46:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Because it must of came from the same shop as the cream cake I ate earlier, because it tasted stale uuuucccckkkk Sorry these answers are just not silly enough and are actually trying to answer peoples questions So my real answer is Fling flag gobledie goop There, that should do it Should I go or should I stay?????? MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm EDIT:see Rock's was much better lol ^^^^^^^^^^^^

2008-11-10 23:46:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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why, obviously play lbp :3 even if it means leaving us here ;_; now or later?

2008-11-10 23:49:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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Before What is the diameter of the Earth????????

2008-11-10 23:53:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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12 cm when will mice have equal rights?

2008-11-10 23:56:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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when cats rule the land when willl cats get owned by my tiger avatar

2008-11-11 00:00:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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they already did buttons or snaps?

2008-11-11 00:04:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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bold itallic underlined?? what pie is best?

2008-11-11 00:06:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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flippleberry with extra jazz city or country?

2008-11-11 00:07:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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suburbs Who killed mufasa?

2008-11-11 00:09:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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the evil guy from halo 3 not joking there was an amazing halo 3 player and his gamertag was mufasa why are some people so good at halo3!

2008-11-11 00:34:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Don't know, but we'll blame it on Miffy What is the oldest known dog??????????

2008-11-11 00:35:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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a puppy. why are puppies so.... puppish

2008-11-11 02:10:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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I have hush puppies do I really have hush puppies or are they clarks.. or loafers?! you tell me

2008-11-11 03:53:00 Author: BobMarley Posts: 260

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they are spammers!! made by clank why is marley's PSN murtunaface?

2008-11-11 04:35:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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becuz he loves tuna. Why is Homer Simpson stupid?

2008-11-11 13:01:00 Author: Unknown User

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because of peter from family guy the world xplodes why is french class so hard

2008-11-11 17:10:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Because I don't take it Why am I not posting here?

2008-11-11 22:24:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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because pie= pinapples e=mc box?

2008-11-11 22:34:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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C ME or C U? What is a capital letter?

2008-11-11 23:09:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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42 What is what?

2008-11-11 23:13:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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How. Why is it that Netgear reminds me of METAL GEAR?!

2008-11-11 23:18:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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How. Why is it that Netgear reminds me of METAL GEAR?! A Hind D. Colonel? what's a russian Gunship doing here?!

2008-11-11 23:36:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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It wanted to play follow the leader. Why is it that the post below me will type something stupid?

2008-11-11 23:49:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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Because it was written by me. Who shot the sherrif?

2008-11-11 23:52:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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The sheriff shot himself Who shot me?

2008-11-12 00:01:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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the 5th poster in this thread. Who is he?

2008-11-12 00:06:00 Author: Pinkcars Posts: 380

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He's a member of LBP Central Forums Who sells seashells by the seashore?

2008-11-12 00:43:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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Little Red Riding Hood What does 12 + 6 x CHEESE / 789.98567457645 =

2008-11-12 20:18:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Dorien. What is the formula to 'A'?

2008-11-12 20:39:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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Apple Pie A La Mode Have you seen any good movies lately?

2008-11-12 20:43:00 Author: mjuice Posts: 111

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Yeah SPICE GIRLS THE MOVIE Would there ever be a time when a chickens side of the street would not but discussed

2008-11-12 21:00:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you sing with me??? why are the abc so hard to learn!!! < lol

2008-11-12 21:03:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Because they involve "learning" Why do girls like pink?

2008-11-14 00:34:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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Because their brain is also pink. No seriously I'm not kidding my question: Wadde hadde duddeda?

2008-11-17 19:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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pizza nut Who stole dorien's slippers and false teeth?

2008-11-17 23:11:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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42. Why does it always rain on me?

2008-11-17 23:15:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because it does. Why does it, though?

2008-11-17 23:15:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Because it does. No, seriously, why does it, though?

2008-11-17 23:20:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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It does because it never did. What WOULD happen if it ever did, though?

2008-11-17 23:55:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Then it would surely rain on you. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2008-11-18 00:03:00 Author: Unknown User

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It depends on what position you were in before. Why does a cow say "Moo?"

2008-11-18 00:26:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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A cow says moo when neutron particles overload the central nerve area, causing a split chain reaction that destroys all life on Earth. Why is the green blue?

2008-11-18 00:44:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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A cow says moo when neutron particles overload the central nerve area, causing a split chain reaction that destroys all life on Earth. Why is the green blue? Because the Red was too Green. Isn't this whole forum section just basically spam? (actually a serious question innit lol. But i was thinking bout it. Probably why i never post here)

2008-11-18 01:01:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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Because the Red was too Green. Isn't this whole forum section just basically spam? (actually a serious question innit lol. But i was thinking bout it. Probably why i never post here) is that not the point? Who thinks I am RockSauron?

2008-11-18 01:02:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Blue is green because, in relative spectrum quantities, green and blue are considered neutral colors on a white light scale. And no, you are not RockSauron. RockSauron is merely a unconstitutional figure represented as a incognito username on boards where people express fun and their devotion to LittleBigPlanet What what?

2008-11-18 01:03:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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is that not the point? Who thinks I am RockSauron? Only the Sauron of Rock can answer the Rock of Sauron. And noting to the forum section... it just seems like a lame way to grab up post count :/ But ooooh well. now i've said what i want i will leave with more question. I'm Ron Burgundy?

2008-11-18 01:07:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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There's a Ron colored burgundy? What what what?

2008-11-18 01:08:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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Answer answer answer? Who when died?

2008-11-18 01:10:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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When died when who died didn't you know? Who what when where why how?

2008-11-18 01:11:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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EGGS!!! Who thinks I am GunLuis?

2008-11-18 13:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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The sky does. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2008-11-18 15:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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The amount of fingers I have. How many fingers do I have?

2008-11-18 17:14:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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42. Why am I as awesome as a peanut?

2008-11-18 20:33:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Because you're not. Why is he not as awesome as a peanut?

2008-11-18 20:44:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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because he's pure good and an angel, and peanuts are bad Why am I old?????????

2008-11-18 20:51:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Because your first pet was a dinosaur >_> Why is he who has hollow horns of havoc have horns of hollow?

2008-11-18 20:58:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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SonOfRageAndLove How come he can make such an awesome sig? VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

2008-11-18 22:56:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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Because he studied awesome artistical design at the University of awesome in West Awesome, Awesomopia. Who am I? Where am I? .... ....... .... WHEN AM I!?!?!

2008-11-19 01:22:00 Author: UmJammerSully Posts: 1097

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Who? No one. Where? Nowhere. When? Never. ...Why?

2008-11-19 04:26:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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Who? No one. Where? Nowhere. When? Never. ...Why? grr:arg::kz::hero::eek::id ea::conf used: What's wrong with kids these days?

2008-11-19 07:39:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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They are Awesome, man. S-eriously >_> Why do I like doing that sort of crap? -_-

2008-11-19 07:50:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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Because i really must get off to work as i'm really late in leaving as i can't bring myself to get off LBPC lol Will I get the sack????????? (no pun intended)

2008-11-19 09:06:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Yes, because there's no such thing as not intending a pun >_> Why does work experience suck but not suck at the very same time? Is it because purple pears are jelly?

2008-11-19 09:12:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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It could be. It could also be down to the fact that Papa don't preach. If I vomit with happiness, am I going to implode?

2008-11-19 21:50:00 Author: Unknown User

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If that man with the beard did it so can you. What ever happened to rainbows?

2008-11-19 22:01:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575

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They lived a long, miserable life and then died like the rest of us? Why is Chaz'oSulls such an amazing dude?

2008-11-19 23:07:00 Author: UmJammerSully Posts: 1097

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Because he's a pink blog. Why is the sky blue?

2008-11-20 01:25:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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The red was too banana. Why am I crazy?

2008-11-20 01:34:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Is the answer actually necessary? Please, can someone tell RockSauron why he's crazy?

2008-11-20 02:00:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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I'm sure a Doctor could. Nope, wait. That's a sensible answer... Pixie-dust flavoured tangerines. Has anyone ever tried a Pixie-dust flavoured tangerine?

2008-11-20 12:55:00 Author: Unknown User

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No, but I'm pretty sure that if someone did, the universe would implode. Why is SORAL holding a world?

2008-11-20 17:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because tomatoes are red. Why is cheese delicious?

2008-11-20 21:51:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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RockSauron said so. If I had four hairs, who died?

2008-11-20 22:10:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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A middle-aged man named Barry Johanson. He lived in Spain after moving from England, leaving behind all those he ever knew and loved. His reason for moving was due to getting into debt with the wrong people. Fearing for his life, he fled overseas to seek a better life. Though by having four hairs, you would kill him. He may be thankful for the relief of death. Boom chika wow wow?

2008-11-20 22:21:00 Author: Unknown User

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chicka wow, chicka chicka wow! after the 84 Olympics were over, how many babies were born and had a bottom tooth grow in before the top?

2008-11-20 23:36:00 Author: Unknown User

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chicka wow, chicka chicka wow! after the 84 Olympics were over, how many babies were born and had a bottom tooth grow in before the top? -1.3 What made me post in this pointless thread?

2008-11-20 23:38:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575

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the point of point my freind Why is Health so annoying! i wanna go back into P.E!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-21 00:39:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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health is only annoying when you are young, when you get my age, it is like a Dead line!!!!! why did the chicken cross the road?

2008-11-21 00:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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In order for the scene to unfold in a tedious inevitablility. Why doesn't daddy's wee-wee have a turtleneck on it like mine?

2008-11-21 11:54:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because he's a sackboy in disguise Why are sackboys made out of material?

2008-11-22 12:56:00 Author: lordflash11 Posts: 194

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Skin was too expensive. WHY!?!

2008-11-22 19:30:00 Author: FrozenNeon Posts: 77

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ZEEEEE Why does cheese exist?

2008-11-22 21:29:00 Author: Cloud Posts: 74

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Because Milk got fed up of being Liquidated Why do we wear clothes?

2008-11-22 21:34:00 Author: lordflash11 Posts: 194

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couse if it were too hot it here, we would take off all our cloth. *sing* who let the dogs out?

2008-11-22 22:41:00 Author: Shanmuir Posts: 23

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couse if it were too hot it here, we would take off all our cloth. *sing* who let the dogs out? the philosophical answer to that would be "no one let the dogs out, the dogs let themselves out" ps3 or xbox360 which is better?

2008-11-25 17:51:00 Author: Ineedhelp9 Posts: 32

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Sega Saturn. Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies?

2008-11-25 18:17:00 Author: FrozenNeon Posts: 77

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lol chicken pie TASTY McCHICKENESS?

2008-11-25 18:22:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100

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No, ONLY DOGS MAY DIE! Who is a pile of who?

2008-11-25 23:18:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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who? What is the point of giant scissors?

2008-11-26 00:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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What is the point of America? Why did I answer a question with a question?

2008-11-26 01:01:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Because of your incompetince! What came first? The Chicken or the egg?

2008-11-26 01:03:00 Author: Unknown User

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That question isn't stupid. Is Stuff the new forum spammer?

2008-11-26 01:23:00 Author: Unknown User

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Hm... will take quite a bit to overthrow Snrm. Which of these two is more epic? http://api.ning.com/files/yeLC4xPyBbiQP08fhdjDcEvwtxXXDmI-eZkMKVEUgLI_/c12.jpg

2008-11-26 01:26:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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That question isn't stupid. Is Stuff the new forum spammer? I actually earned the title at another forum. so yes possibly. Of course its stupid, everyone knows that i came first.

2008-11-26 01:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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what said what due to the inescapable fact that what said what what is i did not make this post?

2008-12-24 10:32:00 Author: Little Big Planet Legend Posts: 79

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You would be sung to the entire album of Robbie Williams, before being lit on fire and put in a box. The box would be headed for Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, on the bumpiest plane available. When you are offloaded from the plane, you are thrown into a lake. The lake is then filled with oil and napalm. Then 45mg of francium will be dropped into the lake. Why did I spend so long making that up?

2008-12-24 21:59:00 Author: Callahan90 Posts: 98

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because i spent so little time making this up why should i ask a question?

2008-12-25 09:15:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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Because your a turkey What is blue?

2008-12-25 09:17:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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blue is orange why is this game fun?

2008-12-25 09:19:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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Because its uber pwnage randomness!!!!!111shiftone!! Why are computers slow?

2008-12-25 09:21:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Because they're fast. /paradox Why are whales fat?

2008-12-25 09:23:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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because cake is food why am i tired

2008-12-25 09:24:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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Heh, because you spent all night eating cheese :O Why am I also tired...?

2008-12-25 09:26:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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because you are a person why is my username vhalt101

2008-12-25 09:28:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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Because you were drunk when you chose the worst name ever! Why did I have to be 15 mins too late to get elite half price?..

2008-12-25 10:16:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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Because your refresh button didn't work. Is this a question.

2008-12-25 10:34:00 Author: Tomo009 Posts: 274

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No, because there's no question mark on the end. If I had drunk much below 1 unit of alcohol, what would happen?

2008-12-25 10:55:00 Author: neonrage0 Posts: 284

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You would get a hangover - You know THAT is a silly answer If the beans were green, why were green beans yellow?

2008-12-29 10:47:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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because they are blue... u stupid u should have known that...! why dont we have more fingers

2009-01-20 14:29:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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Because we don't have any more hands. Why do I get so bored at work?

2009-01-20 14:34:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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because you get paid for it, d'OH why is dog not a cat

2009-01-20 14:51:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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because they don't think mice taste like your crotch. Why is the McRib only offered for a limited time?

2009-01-20 15:02:00 Author: Mattrick Posts: 214

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Because its made from puppies ribs and as you should know, there quite hard to come by! What does chicken taste like?

2009-01-20 15:11:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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aaaaaa....chicken...and only if boiled for 10 minutes =) Where the heck is Waldo?

2009-01-20 15:13:00 Author: Mattrick Posts: 214

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There he is! How many chucks can a woodchuck chuck?

2009-01-20 15:15:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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The inverse relation of Pi to the cosine of X taken to the second derivative of the unrational number of repetative linear equations. Is the earth really round?

2009-01-20 15:16:00 Author: Mattrick Posts: 214

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No, it's spherical, there's a difference! Who ya gonna call?

2009-01-20 15:19:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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Verizon to tell them I didn't get all those people surrounding me after I bought my phone...what's up with the false advertising!!! Can you have D?j? vu without thinking you had D?j? vu?

2009-01-20 15:22:00 Author: Mattrick Posts: 214

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Verizon to tell them I didn't get all those people surrounding me after I bought my phone...what's up with the false advertising!!! Can you have D?j? vu without thinking you had D?j? vu? 7. What is the answer?

2009-01-20 15:32:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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peanuts will we get through the Community Project Level without busting the Thermometer ??????????????

2009-01-20 15:34:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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Iceland. Whats the question?

2009-01-20 15:34:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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Who's on first What is the airspeed of an african swallow?

2009-01-20 15:37:00 Author: Mattrick Posts: 214

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An African Swallow would tend to travel at a different velocity than an European Swallow. Furthermore, their flight patterns are different, so their instantaneous velocity at a given point will almost always be different. However, technological advances have given way to being able to use swallows to transport husked coconuts across large distances, enabling us to use coconuts on a daily basis, provided we have a large contingent of willing swallows ready to make a nonstop convoy for X amount of time, or however long we wish. Swallows can also be modified, as attaching a 50 newton rocket propulsion system on a 1 kg swallow will result in an acceleration of 50 m/s(2), which is of course negating any air resistance, since swallows have been recorded as outer space fliers. I hope i cleared any doubts about this matter. Who is able to use the Google machine?

2009-01-20 15:47:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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Only the tiniest of newts who make less than one quintile a year. Why do cats lick themselves until they wretch a hairball?

2009-01-20 15:50:00 Author: Mattrick Posts: 214

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Because the door knob said so. Why am I half human, half paper?

2009-01-20 20:41:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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Because the door knob said so. Why am I half human, half paper? You had a go at gene splicing because during your childhood you faced a horrific papercut incident so you decided to take a "If you can't beat them, join them" approach. Why do birds suddenly appear every time that you're near?

2009-01-21 01:13:00 Author: UmJammerSully Posts: 1097

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'cause they have a rader and can notice you d?H

2009-01-21 13:43:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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the answer is right Why did Dex forget a question?

2009-01-21 13:56:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Because sometimes he is a little weird... Do we need to make a big point of it?

2009-01-21 16:16:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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Yesterday. Why are chickens purple?

2009-01-21 16:20:00 Author: Unknown User

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