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Movie Script

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Dont steal this. Please.




Norm L. Guy: I think I would fancy a use of my computer.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
La de da.
I wonder when this button got here?
I think I should press it now.
(Press)
Oh my gawwdd!!!
I guess nothing happened.
Hmm hmm hmm.
I'm hungry.
This will do.
(Alarm)
Ahh!!!
(Alarm off)
Oh well.
What was I doing?
Oh yeah; computer.
Doo le dah.
Oh no!
Mah internetz isn't working!!11!1!
(BOOM!!!)
My dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fleh fleh fleh!!!!
Captor: Get him
Norm: Oh mmehhh gawddd!!!!
-Screen goes Black-
Nomr Is in a cell.
Norm: Where am I.
Captor: YOu are in an area that I am not sure of is is exact location for I am just a guy and I don't know what the latitude and longitude is because I didnt go to school
and I also never learned to speak so I feel like dancing.
Norm: Hi! My Name Is Norm, but you can call me Norm.
Captor: Thadkjchnknakuwhucaslnxclnzqpozmasjsidhfjdsfhjakhf kasdfh
Norm: So you were serious about the whole not speaking thing huh.
Captor: HHxihaidhmadjhajhjs!!!!!
Norm: Sweet, sweet.
Captor: THsjdfh...
Norm: Can I talk to your manager?
Captor: Yeah Sure. Phil!!!
Phil: I find it amazing that somethimes gas can escape your mouth and you somehow make it sound like you are talking.
Norm: Hi I'm Norm.
Phil: Shut up. I know who you are.
Norm: I'm a celebrity!!!
Phil: No.
Nor: Okay then.
Phil: Shut uuppp zszhhh zszhhh zszhhh!!!
Norm: I-
Phil: I bet you are wondering where you are?
Norm: Well-
Phil: You see you are at-
Norm: Facinitaing. Where is the guy with my coffee?
Phil: What?
Nor: Thank you.
Phil: Where did you get that coffee-
Norm: Can you help me debug my laptop?
Phil: How did you-
Norm: Oh yeah,
Phil: What?
Norm: Mah internetz isn't working.
Phil: Grrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Norm: I think I am developing stockholm syndrome!!!
Phil: Forget it! Just throw him off the cliff.
Nor: I love you too.
CLIFF
Phil: This IS-
Norm: WAIT!!! You still didn't tell me where I am.
Phil: Forget the drama!!!
Phil punches Norm off the cliff.
2010-09-28 19:03:00

Author:
.jamo
Posts: 172


this is so insane.it should be a adventure game just saying2010-09-29 01:37:00

Author:
majormel84
Posts: 398


Lol I didn't like it at first but that was funny. It sounds a lot better if you make a different voice for each character as you read it. Was Phil about to say This Is Sparta lol? I wanna do the voice of Phil when you make this lol.2010-09-29 06:20:00

Author:
DarKnighT_0_9
Posts: 91


yay funny!
good job.
2010-09-29 06:41:00

Author:
huntedstorm
Posts: 488


High Praise!!! Awesome.2010-09-29 06:59:00

Author:
.jamo
Posts: 172


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