Archive: 30 posts

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These are pretty funny definitions. However, I left out the really, really funny ones. Abdicate?v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma?n., a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog. Esplanade?v., to attempt an explanation while drunk. Flabbergasted?adj., appalled over how much weight you have gained. Negligent?adj., describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph?v., to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle?n., an olive-flavored mouthwash. Bustard?n., a very rude Metrobus driver. Coffee?n., a person who is coughed upon. Flatulence?n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash?n., a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle?n., a humorous question on an exam. Circumvent?n., the opening in the front of boxer shorts. Feel free to post some of your own!

2010-09-25 13:37:00 Author: TheCountessZ Posts: 537

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Croissant- n., Pronounced as Crescent by anyone with less than half a brain, usually of the Northeast U.S.A variety.

2010-09-26 03:38:00 Author: Bremnen Posts: 1800

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You know this would make a nice forum game. It makes it easier cause I can't think of a random word to misconcept.

2010-09-26 04:16:00 Author: Silver39 Posts: 1703

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Metronome - n., Pixie living on the Paris underground railway. Footnote - n., The writing on the side of sports shoes. Hyacinth - n., Familiar greeting for Cynthia. Gruesome - adj., Past tense of grow some.

2010-09-26 11:12:00 Author: IceMaiden Posts: 1057

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Must... Not... Say... Justin... Bie... *jumps out of window* ps. (I will jump in again when I can find something better)

2010-09-26 11:52:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Thing that was funny on Youtube 3 years ago -- n., Something that is still funny now.

2010-09-26 17:56:00 Author: Arkei Posts: 1432

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Norwegian adj. - Neither vegan (He was not a drunk norwegian (neither vegan). Often used at crime scenes to describe the victim. EDIT: English adj. - Words that end with with an "ng" Sweedish adj. - Describal word for things that taste kind of sweet.

2010-09-26 18:05:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Orange n. - The range of motion of a rowing paddle Carpet n. - a female carp Distinguished v. - the act of spurring a flame, as a opposed to putting it out Magnificent adj. - having magnetic charge Flutter v. - to lightly butter

2010-09-26 18:27:00 Author: Littlebigdude805 Posts: 1924

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Misconception - to accidently have a child. Cranky - a wind up tissue Moot - a cow trapped in a river suurounding a castle.

2010-09-26 18:43:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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Tic Tac toe - A game in which two sweets describe parts of the body. Bremnen - I would remove the top one

2010-09-26 19:30:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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These are all out loud funny. I'm going to search for more. Hopefully we haven't used them all up. jk

2010-09-27 11:10:00 Author: TheCountessZ Posts: 537

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Hello- The devil's favorite brand of jello Gravy- Having grave-like qualities Peanut- The birthchild of a cashew and a pea pod Japan- A traditional cooking utensil used by Jamaicans

2010-09-27 13:48:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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lol.. there are some great ones! I'm still asleep so I can't think of anything except a silly one... Ketchup - Come on!!! You're too slow!!!

2010-09-27 15:14:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383

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Melancholic - adj., Severe pain caused by eating too many melons. Bach - n., The sound a dog makes. Zebra - n., Ze clothing zat covers ze thrupnies! *Hides*

2010-09-27 20:12:00 Author: IceMaiden Posts: 1057

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cute - n., tiny parachute, often used by squirrels. sesquipedalian adj., traits of a being which resembles a sasquatch mixed wtih an octopus. boring - adj., Marriage ring for boars

2010-09-27 20:23:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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These are all brilliant! Python - n., An event in which competitors consume as many pastry dishes as possible. Window - n., A woman that has acquired a large amount of money as a result of the passing-away of her husband.

2010-09-27 20:25:00 Author: Rhys125 Posts: 841

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@ IceMaiden Zebra???? lol I've needed a good laugh lately. All of these have had me in stitches.

2010-09-27 20:54:00 Author: TheCountessZ Posts: 537

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@ IceMaiden Zebra???? lol I didn't get it at first either.

2010-09-27 20:58:00 Author: Rhys125 Posts: 841

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Pool n.- A body of water from a that exists in a toilet

2010-09-28 04:46:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Navel Orange - A Smurf's belly button on opposite day.

2010-09-28 13:14:00 Author: midnight_heist Posts: 2513

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@ IceMaiden Zebra???? lol Zee Bra, zee brassiere or zee bustenhalter! Hatchet - n., What a chicken does to an egg.

2010-09-28 17:46:00 Author: IceMaiden Posts: 1057

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Here are a few more, courtesy of the awesome "I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue" Gurgle: To steal a ventriloquist's dummy Snuff Box: A coffin Intercontinental: A person who's wet themselves all over the world Contraband: U.S. backed, counter-revolutionary orchestra Fragrant: A sweet smelling tramp Flatulance: Emergency vehicle that picks you up after you've been run over by a steam-roller

2010-09-28 18:01:00 Author: shropshirelass Posts: 1455

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flotsam and jetsam - Sam first enlisted in the Navy (flotsam), but then decided he would make a better pilot. (jetsam) obscene - Ob finally got his break in the movies.. it wasn't a big role, just a small scene.

2010-09-28 18:41:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383

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We- When someone takes a pee Malibu- Close cousin to the caribou Quaker- One who causes the ground to tremble Mountain- The leader of a horse cavalry Spanish- Somewhat spanning a gap Germany- A large cluster of bacteria

2010-10-01 06:05:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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ridiculi - plural of ridiculous hehe

2010-10-01 11:11:00 Author: TheCountessZ Posts: 537

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Butterfly- a fly who is currently stuck in a container of butter. Hair- incorrect spelling of a rabbit. Rabbit- a creature that has rabies. X-FROGBOY-X- an interesting way of describing an un-funny person.

2010-10-01 12:55:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X Posts: 1800

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ok.. these are really bad. lol Conception - view from a prison cell Misconception - view from a female's prison cell Remote - a double smiley information - when everyone gets in line

2010-10-01 12:57:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383

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Please forgive me: Cannibal, n. - Someone who is fed up with people Private Tutor, n. - Someone who doesn't pass gas in public

2010-10-02 00:12:00 Author: TheCountessZ Posts: 537

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Private Tutor, n. - Someone who doesn't pass gas in public That is, litteraly, the funniest thing I've ever read on LBPC!! Ingenious!

2010-10-02 00:50:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X Posts: 1800

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Belittle, v. - To be under 5' 3". Complain, n. - The fast lane on a highway reserved solely for IT techs rushing to their next job Scottish, adj. - Possessed of pilgrim-like qualities Caesar - A command shouted that is an order for a woman to be grabbed from the crowd Contemplate, v. - When a con-man plans a "generic" trick Some of those are just awful

2010-10-02 03:30:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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