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NOW 75, fun things to do in a elevator

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well if you use them often you can try these , and say ' i did it for the LOLZ'


1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up ******, all of you just SHUT UP!"

4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, **** motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.

25. Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

34. Play the accordion.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"

51. Have a thumb wresting contest with a person in the elevator and say your competing in the Olympics.

52. Wispier to a friend (but make it so others can hear) i have the mumps.

53. Ask people if they want to trade Pokemon cards.

54. Sing a song out loud but get most of the words wrong.

55. Light up a cigarette take one puff and dont stop coughing.

56. Have a fight with a friend in sumo wresting costumes.

57. Take off your socks and shoes and say ''can anyone else smell that''

58. Start doing star jumps.

59. Hit your head and say ''stop hitting your self , stop hitting your self''

60. Drop some money and wait until someone picks it up and shout ''thief''

61. Have headphones in and start bobbing your head and tapping your foot.

62. Bring in a fart machine.

63. When the elevator starts going up say ''ohh i wanted to go left''

64. Sell cheap souvenirs at a high price.

65. Have a Vodka bottle full of water and down the hole bottle in front of them , and just burp and walk off.

66. Do a handstand.

67. Spray your armpits with some really smelly deodorant.

68. Say ''OI YOU'' then look away.

69. Point to the floor and say ''woah mind out''

70. Close your eyes for the hole ride.

71. Pretend to pee in the corner.

72. Lay on your back like a dead bug with your arms and legs in the air.

73. Eat a big piece of cheesecake

74. Pretend to pet a dog that is not there and say ''who's a good boy''

75. Ask someone to marry you.		2010-09-24 20:37:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

51. Think of 51 things to do in an elevator.2010-09-24 20:39:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703

@ howMUCHforBOUNTY

You're from the UK, IT'S A LIFT. 		2010-09-24 20:44:00

Author:
Rhys125
Posts: 841

You're from the UK, IT'S A LIFT.

'LIFT' is a slag word for it 		2010-09-24 20:46:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

Or then you could do something like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRefZf3gj74) <-- link for ipad users


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRefZf3gj74		2010-09-24 20:49:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

@ howMUCHforBOUNTY

You're from the UK, IT'S A LIFT.
I'm from Brazil, it's an ELEVADOR.

Gotta try some of these next time I go to an ELEVADOR. At least I already did number 14 a lot of one time. 		2010-09-24 20:51:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Infractions for all you dirty minded people who looked at the thread name. Shame on you. 2010-09-24 21:02:00

Author:
theamilien
Posts: 485

Oi I remember this list, haven't seen it in a while!
(and its still funny. )

Which site was that from anyways?
I completely forgot about that place... @__@
Was it Brainden or something?		2010-09-24 21:15:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

Oi I remember this list, haven't seen it in a while!
(and its still funny. )

Which site was that from anyways?
I completely forgot about that place... @__@
Was it Brainden or something?

i dunno lol i was bored typing in random crap on google and it popped up		2010-09-24 21:17:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

I think someone on LBPC needs to video themselves doing one of those of that list, post it here and then we'll try to complete the list!2010-09-24 21:34:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105

I think someone on LBPC needs to video themselves doing one of those of that list, post it here and then we'll try to complete the list!

OMG we should so do that lol		2010-09-24 21:51:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

<.< - >.>

If so, then I want to do point 3, maybe 8 (if I can find something), 27, 35, 36, 45, 46 and 50 		2010-09-24 22:13:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

I'll do the 14 one!! 2010-09-24 22:29:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

I'm pretty sure there's a few things in there that might get you kicked out of the building:

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up ******, all of you just SHUT UP!"


5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.


10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"



17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."



19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. .



26. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
.


29. Leave a box between the doors.



32. Start a sing-along.



34. Play the accordion.



38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.


40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."


41. Bring a chair along.


42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"



45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."


48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.


Though I must say, this one's a personal favorite:

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
I would soo do that 		2010-09-24 22:30:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

I just have to try #38 2010-09-24 22:31:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

I just have to try #38
When I read that one one, you came to mind immediately.
I kinda figured it's something you've probably done before 		2010-09-24 22:33:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

When I read that one one, you came to mind immediately.
I kinda figured it's something you've probably done before
o_O

I've actually done something similiar before, when I was like 5

2010-09-24 22:42:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

I have done quite a few of these when I traveled to the East Coast. Everyone got angry at me when I pressed all the buttons on a 50 story hotel in North Carolina. XD I was on the top floor anyways.2010-09-24 22:52:00

Author:
theonlybub
Posts: 690

Or you could be Arcade Fire level awesome and do this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjxef8AfVQg		2010-09-24 23:00:00

Author:
Jaslow
Posts: 775

I think you gentlemen (and ladies) know what can be done in an elevator.

Wink wink. 		2010-09-25 01:12:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I think you gentlemen (and ladies) know what can be done in an elevator.

Wink wink.

Remind me to never be in an elevator with you! 		2010-09-25 01:15:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I think you gentlemen (and ladies) know what can be done in an elevator.

Wink wink.

DUDE!!!!this is an E-rated site		2010-09-25 01:23:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

I like how everyone assumes he's talking about something dirty when he could well be talking about something else... 2010-09-25 01:34:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

52. Be stuck for 41 hours2010-09-25 02:41:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I like how everyone assumes he's talking about something dirty when he could well be talking about something else...

The Same went for you, noone said anything about something Dirty, They could have thought it was something grousome like a bloody death.
You were the first one to comment on it being anything perverted or dirty.		2010-09-25 02:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

52. Be stuck for 41 hours
41 hours in a elevator? That's nothing, imagine 41 hours on a escalator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXCuGvsThEw)! 		2010-09-25 07:28:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

After watching Devil with my friends i'm never setting foot in an elevator O.o

But i probabley do #8 		2010-09-25 07:41:00

Author:
Mangarocks14
Posts: 262

53. When the door closes, get on your knees, pretend to cry, and scream, "NOO! WE'RE DOOOMED!!!"

54. Look at each other passenger and give them your best trollface.		2010-09-25 07:51:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

^^ LOL that would look funny xD2010-09-25 08:12:00

Author:
YEAH_NAH
Posts: 775

The Same went for you, noone said anything about something Dirty, They could have thought it was something grousome like a bloody death.
You were the first one to comment on it being anything perverted or dirty.

Touch?.

55. Try and convince everyone to jump all at the same time.		2010-09-25 11:03:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

56. Give a hug to a random person in the elevator.2010-09-25 11:33:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Theres an elevator in my school, since the 6th formers are at the top of the tower I go past it all the time XD, my friend was getting on it so just before the doors closed I stepped in, pressed all the buttons and waved XD2010-09-25 11:36:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

If my 6th form had an elevator than I'd just use up as much space as is humanly possible......2010-09-25 11:59:00

Author:
MrFunctionality
Posts: 637

should i add all the extra ''fun things'' that you guys have said to the list ?

it will grow bigger and bigger ?		2010-09-25 12:20:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

If my 6th form had an elevator than I'd just use up as much space as is humanly possible......

I don't use it, I know 2 people that got trapped in it for something like 16 hours.		2010-09-25 12:20:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

I don't use it, I know 2 people that got trapped in it for something like 16 hours.

Wait a minute... weren't there 3 people in the elevator?

*Dramatic music plays in the background.*		2010-09-25 13:50:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

* all eyes on you o_O *2010-09-25 13:53:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

57. Even if you don't like her, dance to Lady Gaga music as fast as you can. Be sure that everyone else can here the music.2010-09-25 16:19:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.



http://actualplay.roleplayingpublicradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fffuuu.jpg


Great, now I'm never going to be able to get it out of my head, thanks.		2010-09-25 16:34:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

wait a minute... Weren't there 3 people in the elevator?

*dramatic music plays in the background.*

3 people on an escalator :o		2010-09-25 16:36:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

well... i dun know how funny this would be... but.
58. bring a stereo powered by batterys and get the most annoying song you can find and play it over and over again.		2010-09-28 11:30:00

Author:
huntedstorm
Posts: 488

Standing inside one with John McClane talking trash.2010-09-28 19:15:00

Author:
BasketSnake
Posts: 2391

Oh my god! Remi Gaillard is hilarious! I love his videos. And btw, this page is bookmarked now 2010-09-28 22:17:00

Author:
dragonember
Posts: 607

Eat broccoli, cabbage, eggs and other stinky food and fart in the elevator


EDIT: LIFT!!!! Not elevator lol		2010-09-28 22:36:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969

"34. Play the accordion. "

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/28165/original/1259070635810.jpg?1259071548		2010-09-28 22:44:00

Author:
Unknown User

Not so long ago, in a galaxy your in, I traveled to Texas where I stayed in a hotel that had MANY floors...
When I used the elevator for the first time, it was packed with people, so i waited until it stopped at the next floor, the doors opened..... then..I pushed every single button and jumped out into the hallway right before the doors closed!		2010-09-28 22:51:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


LMAO! I can remember doing this on my last vacation and at the mall! Just stay in the elevator and ride it up and down annoying people. People thought I was insane when I kept asking,"OK! Who's phone is that!?" when it was dead silent. The explosion one is funny to when they first walk in, they press the button and you go "BWEEEEESHoooM!" Than they turn around with this confused look, and there is an awkward silence. Hilarious... 		2010-09-28 22:58:00

Author:
Unknown User

ive gotta try some of this lol record it and post it on YouTube lol XD2010-09-29 14:43:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

I just have to try #38

ive done that 1 lol		2010-09-29 15:10:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

those are pretty funny, me and a cousin used to jump inside the elevator XD, also on the hotel, stop the elevator at a random floor, knock any door room and the run into the elevator like crazy, thats a classic 8D (pushing all buttons at once its old but funny too)2010-09-29 20:00:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

I was in an elevator a few weeks ago and while we were told which button to press, there were no actual floor numbers next to the buttons. So, as we pushed it, I started to sing the Willy Wonka boat ride song...

"There's no earthly way of knowing...which direction we are going..."

A few people laughed a knew what it was from, but I received a few bewildered looks as well. Anyway, here's the song for anyone who is unfamiliar:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zail7Gdqro		2010-10-13 22:18:00

Author:
mrsupercomputer
Posts: 1335

love that old movie... but man that part was creepy when i was younger!2010-10-14 06:07:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Lol good list! Lol, I would like to do: 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10, 11, 17, 20, 23, 24, 27, 36, 38, 40, 45, 47, 49, Lol thanks for the list! It made me crack up! Lol2010-10-14 07:27:00

Author:
Unknown User

Hm, so tempted to try some of the things on this list. Elevators! Elevators! Elevators! RAWR Q76!!!!!2010-10-14 15:32:00

Author:
Bradlee
Posts: 96

Here's one...

When you're alone in the elevator, sit in the corner all hunched up and rock back and forth on your heels. When someone comes in, run out of the elevator while waving your arms and yell "I'M FREEEEE!!!"		2010-10-15 18:04:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

I've done a few of these myself several times (especially 14 ).

I've got a few to list as well:

-With a group of friends, croud the entry way of the elevator as it arrives at a floor. As it opens, unanimously announce "Sorry, it's full."
-Turn head towards person next to you, touch their shoulder, and ask "Have you been saved today?"
-As the elevator ascends, immediately start screaming "Too high!! Too high!!"
-Offer free waxing while holding a roll of duct-tape.
-Rope off an area of the elevator, designating it as "VIPs Only".
-As elevator door opens, immediately fall to ground gasping for air.
-Stare at people awkwardly as they enter, preferrably putting your face into theirs.
-Immediately jump violently as elevator descends, complaining that it doesn't go fast enough.
-Dressed as a ninja/spy/terrorist/whatever, shush at people as they enter elevator.		2010-10-16 06:08:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

+) Drop your pants, squat in the corner, and wait for someone to enter...2010-10-16 09:16:00

Author:
Nurolight
Posts: 918

lol get 10 people in one and jump at the same time lool2010-10-16 23:16:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

Stand right a front the door with a verry seriouse Look2010-10-16 23:34:00

Author:
Unknown User

- Stare at a person with a serious face for ten seconds, then smile and say: "I'M WEARING SOCKS!"
- When someone enters the elevator, bark at him like a crazy dog.
- When someone enters the elevator, act like he's a zombie.
- Bring a burger to the elevator, start eating it quickly, stop and ask someone while chewing: "Do you want some?"
- Bring a BBQ to the elevator and act like a burger vendor.
- Bring a chair to the elevator and let it alone in the corner. When someone is about to sit on it, scream: "NEIN!!!"
- Pretend you are a politician and do a speech.
- Tell to someone: "There's a fly on your head!". Slap the guy with all your strenght and as he falls to the floor, say: "Darn, it flew away!"		2010-10-16 23:56:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I call this one: Thought Police
Bring in a small book, one for writing in. Preferably, it would be bound in black leather. Look closely at each person with a disapproving look and begin writing stuff down, like you're spying on them. They should freak out.
I know this works because I brought my sketchbook down town one and more than a few people acted like I was watching them. I guess they thought I was taking notes? 		2010-10-17 01:29:00

Author:
Stoicrow
Posts: 276

20 and 36 are my favourite ones ive tried personally and theyre hilarious for "awkward silence" lift journeys, also 50 is good if you act like your really in pain, one time i did actually cut my eyebrow on the lift door by jerking about too enthusiastically and the person i did it too was real upset, (and it freaking hurt) so be warned!!2010-10-17 01:55:00

Author:
Skalio-
Posts: 920

It is now 75 things do the like them ?2010-10-17 13:11:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

i refuse to laugh until you fix the spelling 2010-10-20 02:24:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468


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