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Dodge the Death Ray....

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Ok here are the rules...

Player 1 fires death ray...
Player 2 dodges in a unique way and fires his own death ray....
and so on... try make it creative as possible!

I will start....

I fire mah death ray!
2010-09-23 10:21:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I summer(yaay summer!)sault(aww...) of a stair case doing 3 flips to dodge the lazor
-loads up anti-you anator 9000 and fires-
good luck.
2010-09-23 10:39:00

Author:
huntedstorm
Posts: 488


i create a force field which deflects the beam and then send it into oblivion. I then charge my deluxe killer ray, and fire in a flurry of colours!2010-09-23 20:45:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I step out of the way (lol )
and fire my Ultimate Logic Destroyer LAZER THINGY!!
2010-09-23 21:19:00

Author:
YEAH_NAH
Posts: 775


I teleport!

I finish charging my Orbital Laser Cannon, and fire.
2010-09-23 21:43:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353


I get blown to smithereens, but then I come back out of a checkpoint.

*I then charge my death ray with attached death ray sound and FIRE!
2010-09-23 22:00:00

Author:
theonlybub
Posts: 690


however, i quickly turn off the tv preventing the laser from killing me, and activate my space lazer, http://www.larserud.com/photos/icarus1.jpg2010-09-24 04:36:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I cover myself on sliver-chromed armor plating which "conveniently" reflects the lazer towards the next one to post.2010-09-24 04:42:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!! *dies in laser*
darn, i lost (FOR NOW )
2010-09-24 04:43:00

Author:
YEAH_NAH
Posts: 775


Since YEAH_NAH didnt fire a death ray, i just blankly stare at his remains, and then decide to FIRE MAH GIANT DEATH RAY!!!!2010-09-24 04:45:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


you activated it not fired it, it seems ive gotten the better of you! muhahahaha!!
anyway, Ima chargin mah lazor, ima firin mah lazor
:O
2010-09-24 04:47:00

Author:
huntedstorm
Posts: 488


i look at you in confusion then blast your laser with my death ray creating an epic explosionm and leave the ray going. I then go get my other death ray and fire!2010-09-24 05:03:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I dodge it, and fire mah lazor.2010-09-25 10:23:00

Author:
huntedstorm
Posts: 488


grabbed my portable mini mirror and send it back! Muahahahahaaaah!

plus another lazorz from my zuper lazor gunz... try avoid em all!
2010-09-25 10:38:00

Author:
>er.
Posts: 785


i telport to mexico then come back at a time when the lasers have dissipated, and FIRE MAH LAZER!!!2010-09-26 00:35:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


i got lazer beam in my face
spit it out in a other derection
2010-09-26 01:30:00

Author:
Unknown User


I use the dorky Harry Potter spell Finite Incantatum to stop the Death Ray in mid-air.

Now I use the spell Mobiliarbus to launch the ray at a random direction.
2010-09-26 01:55:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Unfortunately for CyberSora, the random direction was the wrong direction.

I fire my newly-developed homing laser.
Yes, homing laser.
You're screwed.
2010-09-26 02:40:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353


I use my Armour Lock Ability (Halo: Reach reference) to deflect it at the next poster.2010-09-26 02:58:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


engulfs it in a energy cube

i call samus aran

"hey samus, i need your...err, help? yes, its a weapon... no, not a missle. think, whats your strongest weapon... yeah, that one. back me up when i fire my laser... ok? thanks"

samuses ship appears, samus jumps out. aims at next poster

theswweet fires a homing stun laser

Samus fires her hyper beam at the person (Super Metroid/SSBB reference)
2010-09-27 01:00:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468


i then throw "The person" in front of the laser and quickly fire my own super cliche death ray.2010-10-16 02:59:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


Completely caught unaware, I open my mouth to scream and instead engulf the death ray whole.

I close my mouth, stuffed with death ray, and suddenly open it again, spitting it out at whoever's posting next.
2010-10-16 03:14:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


But then I summon up a black hole to eat up your death ray. Ha.... Ha.

Then I summon it to spit the death ray at the nice lad blow me.... (I am your fate JK)
2010-10-16 03:24:00

Author:
TheLBPexperience
Posts: 94


Luckily, I use my.... uuuuhhh..... shield to deflect the laser, then I pull out my new GR89 Laser Overloard TM and laser the next poster.2010-10-16 03:27:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


i throw rtm at the laser and proceed to fire my own laser.2010-10-16 04:59:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I dodge the laser "Matrix"-style as it blasts towards the next person...2010-10-16 05:39:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


I open my mouth and catch the lazer... I then yell "IMMA FIREN MAH LAZOR" and release it vis my mouth2010-10-16 05:42:00

Author:
CJ-Flez
Posts: 35


I quickly duck and fire the orange portal at the wall, and the blue portal behind the next poster2010-10-16 05:43:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


I do aq backflip and then I perform a Kame-Hame-Ha2010-10-16 05:45:00

Author:
CJ-Flez
Posts: 35


I doubt that's how it's spelt so I render it out of existence! Ha ha, I have defeated you with grammar! I then fire a massive rtm223, um I mean; deadly green pulsar of pure energy to the next poster!2010-10-16 10:50:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I stare at it and it starts to disappear... I then do a duoble back flip and as I land on the ground a wave of power starts to bounce back and forth off the ground to the next poster2010-10-16 14:47:00

Author:
CJ-Flez
Posts: 35


Then the wave hits me! I fall to the ground but the power wave has no effect! Instead calmly get back up, and shoot a beam of death at the next poster...2010-10-16 14:53:00

Author:
TheLBPexperience
Posts: 94


I get Chuck norris to roundhouse kick the lazer.
Then I use my lazzer eyes to fire towards the next poster
2010-10-16 14:55:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132


I block your laser using my lightsaber
I than destroy the next poster's planet using the Death Star
2010-10-16 14:56:00

Author:
Junkyardassissan
Posts: 164


My planet transforms into a mecha fighter and eats Death Star's laser.

Then I command my mecha fighter burp death ray at next poster.
2010-10-16 16:10:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384


I give the robot a donut.
As the robot is distracted...

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!1111!!!1!11!!!one!1!11eleven!1!111!onetho usandonehundredeleven!!1!1
2010-10-16 16:30:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607


I use telekinesis to stop the ray, then I point it to the next person and release it!2010-10-16 16:30:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Using PSI Teleport α, I manage to outrun your Death Ray.
Then I take a Gaia Beam and modify it so that it fires Death Rays and aim (and obviously fire) it at the next poster.
Good luck dodging! :hrmf:
2010-10-16 17:07:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402


I get my bazooca and point it at the ray. The ray gets inside my bazooca, that starts to overload, then I fire it at the next user!2010-10-16 17:24:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


I get my Bazooka. (with the correct spelling) and fire a rocket that hits the ray head on, and give me enough time to pick up a Spinny missle (WipEout HD) and fire it at the next unlucky soul.2010-10-16 17:43:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


I put out my palm straight in front of me. It hits my hand and dissinigrates.
I use my super-mega-giga-ultra-uber-destructive-awesome-pwnage-antimatter-klapatsoe-super-powerful-Mudkipz-power ray(newly installed with a hydrochloric acid laser-bullet coating!) on the person below me.
2010-10-16 17:47:00

Author:
ATMLVE
Posts: 1177


My hypno-toad used DEFLECT!
Hypno Toad used HYPER BEAM(that counts as a ray) which is going to be super affective
2010-10-16 17:48:00

Author:
wait wtf
Posts: 853


Affective? I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
I dodge the affective ray and do a Haduken-style attack onto a random direction!
2010-10-16 18:16:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


I use Reflega to reflect it to the next poster 2010-10-16 19:09:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402


i disguise myself as the next next poster, therfore making the beam miss me altogether. I then fire a Laserinatormegaray 2000 in all directions.2010-10-16 23:40:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I hide behind an elephant, after creating two portals that direct the ray into another user!2010-10-17 00:16:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


I use Giant Laser Panels (like solar panels but they absorb lasers.) and use it to power and FIRE my LAZOR CANNON OF DEATH and FUFFLY BUNNIES!!!!!2010-10-17 09:43:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


I take out a small pocket mirror and reflect the beam back...2010-10-20 05:43:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


But you did not reflect at me. I then fire a big laser from a boeing 747. Pew, its coming to your house!2010-10-23 09:56:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I throw in Alec to absorb the beam.

I then fart a laser at the next poster...
2010-10-23 22:07:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


i disguise myself as the poster who posts after you, therfore rendering the laser useless. I then fire a billions of lasers at every point of the world except for my location.2010-10-24 00:21:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I quickly push AA_BATTERY out of his location the exact moment when he fires the lazors, then I fire a lazor gun at someone.2010-10-24 00:31:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


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