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Last Night's Habanero Pepper Problem!
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Okay, for some, this will be a laugh, for others, you might feel the pain too.... I was making salsa last night, and I started to cut up my habanero peppers. It was all normal, I had a great day, I was making my salsa, and then I had to go to the bathroom. So, I went to the bathroom, and I made the mistake of not washing my hands before I went. I know, I know, "Why wash your hands before you go?" I was thinking the exact same thing. After using the bathroom, I washed up and walked out. I then started to feel a pain on my private area...a burning sensation. I started to cringe, I started to jump up and down. The pain was getting worse! I had forgotten that habanero peppers cause extreme heat on areas of the body that they touch. So I was enduring pain on my private that I didn't want to feel! I tried to out stand it, but I couldn't. I walked into the bathroom again, and I put my hands on my face...oh no! I now got the habanero juice on my FACE! Now my face was burning on my chin and on my left eye! I wanted so bad to get this stuff off...but how? I go into the shower and wash my face and other area. I get out, and now the pain has not just spread across the entire private area, it has spread from my chin to my left cheek! I am burning up now! I can't stand the pain. I then decide, hmmm, maybe the chemicals in the pool will wash it off, so I go into the pool in my underwear so that I can get my whole burning area wet.... The weirdest part about going in the pool was that it was 11pm and people were sleeping.... I get out, and my whole face now burns including my eyes! So I am thinking, "OH GREAT! This is just a perfect day!" Now this morning, I feel fine, but it took all night to get the burning sensation off my face and private area. I am just glad that I know not to do that again! But, I did make some dang good salsa! My own recipe too! ![]() | 2010-09-21 14:27:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
WHat?! Not one out of the 14 people that looked at this want to say something to put me down or have a funny story of their own? | 2010-09-21 22:43:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
The only thing I have to say is can you post the recipe? ![]() | 2010-09-21 22:50:00 Author: TheCountessZ ![]() Posts: 537 |
Haha!!!! ![]() | 2010-09-21 22:55:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X ![]() Posts: 1800 |
I just hope to make it that I don't have to go through steps 2 - 20. Our pool is not that close! | 2010-09-21 22:55:00 Author: jwwphotos ![]() Posts: 11383 |
LOL I'll have to think about posting my recipe. XD It is my first, and I need to make more to add a bit more spices. My friends told me it tasted a bit like Pico Digio<Not sure if it is spelled right. I will post it online if I think the recipe is perfect...in my opinion. XD | 2010-09-21 23:36:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
Ow. ![]() What did you put it your salsa? ![]() | 2010-09-21 23:39:00 Author: Bremnen ![]() Posts: 1800 |
I'll post the recipe up maybe tomorrow. XD I won't spoil it! | 2010-09-21 23:47:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
this is sad but, thats pretty funny... I barely cook so the recipe isnt all that interesting to me, but id still like to see it, see whats in it ect. | 2010-09-22 05:21:00 Author: huntedstorm ![]() Posts: 488 |
Ow. ![]() What did you put it your salsa? ![]() What salsas SHOULD be made of in the U.S. more often. ![]() And dude (OP) if something like that happens, try rinsing the affected areas with milk/ Yogurt, r other similar products, it should wear off quickly with that. ![]() | 2010-09-22 05:44:00 Author: Silverleon ![]() Posts: 6707 |
And dude (OP) if something like that happens, try rinsing the affected areas with milk/ Yogurt, r other similar products, it should wear off quickly with that. ![]() lol... you sure know how to party. ![]() | 2010-09-22 05:49:00 Author: jwwphotos ![]() Posts: 11383 |
Or sugar water. I know, me and silver sound weird, suggesting that stuff goes on that area, but it works. | 2010-09-22 05:52:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 ![]() Posts: 1874 |
Ice Cream! Ice cream works best for heat, duh. You get the benefits of the milk and you actually feel like its helping because of the coolness. ![]() | 2010-09-22 06:01:00 Author: Bremnen ![]() Posts: 1800 |
Ugh, just the thought /cringe | 2010-09-22 07:03:00 Author: moonwire ![]() Posts: 1627 |
O_O I could only imagine the pain ![]() my brother once ate a peice of raw habanero pepper, he got it in he's eye xD then he ran into the shop and bought a cheap cold drink and put it in his eye O.o (I think it just made it worse lol) yeah, remind me to NEVER touch habanero peppers ![]() | 2010-09-22 07:11:00 Author: YEAH_NAH ![]() Posts: 775 |
i luckly made picture of you before you went to the pool http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/iran_man_fire_2.jpg | 2010-09-22 16:31:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I'm sorry but I laughed all the way through reading that. ![]() Though I can understand the pain. Ouch. Ive never heard of these 'haberno' peppers peppers before but I'm sure as hell staying away from them! Though Still, I bet they made a great salsa! ![]() | 2010-09-22 19:04:00 Author: theamilien ![]() Posts: 485 |
Dont try this at home Kids | 2010-09-22 20:00:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Tbh, when I read the thread title, I thought this was about the Fiery Footlong Frenzy Subway game thing, and you could win a bunch of prizes. =/ | 2010-09-22 20:50:00 Author: Jaslow ![]() Posts: 775 |
Post recipe ![]() | 2010-09-22 22:18:00 Author: Bremnen ![]() Posts: 1800 |
Post recipe ![]() I will post it in a little bit. Right now, I have to do a bit more homework. I'm sorry but I laughed all the way through reading that. ![]() Though I can understand the pain. Ouch. Ive never heard of these 'haberno' peppers peppers before but I'm sure as hell staying away from them! Though Still, I bet they made a great salsa! ![]() I actually posted it to make everyone laugh and cringe at the same time! XD I am sure you are backing away slowly right now.... i luckly made picture of you before you went to the pool http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/iran_man_fire_2.jpg OH MY GUSH! That does look like me...in my head anyways. XD | 2010-09-22 23:55:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
Me want know ![]() | 2010-09-23 02:09:00 Author: Bremnen ![]() Posts: 1800 |
Here is my recipe. If there is too many spices for you. I don't know what to tell you. ![]() Mantecan Salsa Ingredients: Tomatoes - 1 cup (diced) Red Bell Pepper - 1/2 cup (diced) Red Onion - 1/4 cup (diced) Habanero Peppers* - 1 tsp. (mild) 1 Tbsp. (hot) 3 Tbsp. (HELP HELP MY MOUTH IS BURNING OFF MY FACE!!!) Serrano Peppers* - 1 Tbsp. (This is 100 times milder than the Habanero. LITERALLY!) Cilantro - 2 Tbsp. (diced, chopped or ground. depends on your taste) Lemon Juice - 1 tsp. Lime Juice - 1 tsp. Chili Powder - 1 tsp. Garlic Powder - 1 tsp. Ground Oregano - 1/2 tsp. Cumin - 1/2 tsp. Directions: 1. Put all ingredients into a bowl. 2. Stir until well mixed. 3. Eat the salsa. *When dicing the peppers, use gloves in order to keep the juice off your body. Then wash your hands afterwards. (Store in the refridgerator) | 2010-09-23 05:50:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
Okay My story... In my final year of high school a teacher decided to throw a party. He brought his special recipe Habanero salsa. He brought a mild one (a litre with 2 habaneros) and a lava one (a litre with 30 habaneros...). by the end of the party no one had touched the lava habanero sauce. so he offered anyone who would drink it $20. one other student and myself stepped up and took a chip with a bit of the salsa on it and the other guy backed out... I found out that it lived up to its name but didnt want to back down. i took a plastic cup of it and downed it as fast as i could... D: The salsa was fantastic! The after burn was liquid death. my throat closed a bit i turned red and i was sweating all over... i was back to normal about an hour later... I swore never to trust my teacher with salsa again. plus side i got my $20!! | 2010-09-23 07:06:00 Author: TheAffected ![]() Posts: 626 |
Totally worth it then, right? And bub, just be glad you weren't using the ghost pepper. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_Jolokia_pepper) | 2010-09-23 07:40:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 ![]() Posts: 1874 |
Totally worth it then, right? And bub, just be glad you weren't using the ghost pepper. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_Jolokia_pepper) that sounds nasty... | 2010-09-23 09:25:00 Author: huntedstorm ![]() Posts: 488 |
I know right! I wanted to use ghost peppers in another salsa, but I can't find them in any of the stores in the town I live in. ![]() ![]() @TheAffected: I would have done that for 20 bucks! ![]() I am going to miss him, I really wanted him as my teacher next year. (I go to a charter school, so I am in a combined class room of 11th grade and 12th grade.) Next year will be so boring...and it is my SENIOR YEAR! | 2010-09-23 21:27:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
Sweet ![]() Anyone know where to buy ghost peppers? | 2010-09-23 21:53:00 Author: Bremnen ![]() Posts: 1800 |
Yeah! And if you know let me know too please! ![]() | 2010-09-23 23:05:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
Don't buy Ghost Peppers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tRq8ExAHzk | 2010-09-23 23:10:00 Author: TheCountessZ ![]() Posts: 537 |
i luckly made picture of you before you went to the pool http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/iran_man_fire_2.jpg I must have the recipe now! I was planning on dressing up as Ghost Rider this year for Halloween, so this should help me achieve that "burning desire". | 2010-09-23 23:19:00 Author: CyberSora ![]() Posts: 5551 |
I must have the recipe now! I was planning on dressing up as Ghost Rider this year for Halloween, so this should help me achieve that "burning desire". http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Burning%20Desires | 2010-09-24 00:29:00 Author: gdn001 ![]() Posts: 5891 |
Don't buy Ghost Peppers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tRq8ExAHzk That just makes me want it more. ![]() | 2010-09-24 00:50:00 Author: Bremnen ![]() Posts: 1800 |
That just makes me want it more. ![]() You gonna shoot a video when you do? ![]() | 2010-09-24 01:47:00 Author: jwwphotos ![]() Posts: 11383 |
You gonna shoot a video when you do? ![]() Ohh yeeaah. I need to find some first ![]() | 2010-09-24 02:20:00 Author: Bremnen ![]() Posts: 1800 |
Yeah! >![]() | 2010-09-24 02:53:00 Author: theonlybub ![]() Posts: 690 |
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