Archive: 54 posts

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This will be a great game! Here is how it works I will post a problem that is real or not in a real life situation, then the next person posts an answer to that problem and then creates a new problem! Example: Billy-Bob Rats are invading my house! Bobby-Bill The exterminator came and wiped out the rat population! Oh no! Someone stole my cookie! You can make it as funny as you want! I will start us off with the first problem. "Help! I wet the bed!"

2010-09-19 02:36:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690

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Don't worry, I've got some clean sheets :arg: Help, I don't know if I'm playing this right D:

2010-09-20 21:34:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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*Hands you instruction manual* I left my cardboard box on fire! (oh where will I live now?)

2010-09-20 23:35:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Well I've just invented a big machine that makes boxes on fire boxes on not fire! Someone spilt their salt in meh fries!!

2010-09-20 23:37:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X Posts: 1800

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*makes more fries* "you ow me 5 bucks..>.>" Somebody put a nuclear reactor in my hydron collider!

2010-09-20 23:45:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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*Takes it back out. My dog pooped in my floor!

2010-09-20 23:49:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X Posts: 1800

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*Calls proffesional poo-eater* I need therapy!

2010-09-20 23:57:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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not on but in? Ooh that's a tough one. Travels back in time to see how it did it and gets smarter. But since I don't have the time I'll just replace your carpet for you Halp, I have the most epic sundae ever, it haz vanilla and mint chocolate chip icecream, dipped in chocolate and whipcream,(even though i prefer no whipcream, it's for the epicness ) and a lot, lot more but no cherry on top Edit: SNIPED, okay, fine I'll give you therapy, that'll be 25 quintle powelhey burveedoopops (Hope that's okay even if it's kinda...erm....corrupting-ish....)

2010-09-21 00:20:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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*Sits in confusion at your solution to my problem*.... *puts cherry on top of your sundae and continues being confused* Help! I needs a cookie D:

2010-09-21 00:23:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Oops, yeah, guess ya sniped me. Anyway, here you go, *gives macadamion nut cookie* your welcome Oh noez, someone said they're gonna steal my internetz D:

2010-09-21 00:32:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I steal your internetz before that other person could. Someone, help! I`ve been murdered!

2010-09-21 00:54:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353

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I revive you with a Phoenix Down. I keep being kidnapped by Candlejack! It's really annoyi

2010-09-21 00:57:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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*Grabs 22 caliber rifle* *shoots him in the head*.... "My work here is done".... *walks away into the sunset* Oh noes! the sun already set

2010-09-21 01:00:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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I bother the sun until it decides to stay up a while longer. WHERE`S MY TOASTER?

2010-09-21 01:04:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353

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That hobo over thar ate it! *kicks hobo* *hobo spits it out* "Here's your toaster" *hands you the toaster covered in hobo drool* I has too many art requests D:

2010-09-21 01:30:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Here you go, *does sloppy art for everyone elses requests* All better :arg: Halp, I'm addicted to this forum game

2010-09-21 03:28:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Here: *hands you some Forum Game Addiction pills* Help! I need a pop-tart NAO!!

2010-09-21 03:30:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Here. *Hands some Poptart addiction pills* Help me think of something to need help with!

2010-09-21 03:45:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353

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Here. *Gives interwebz search* Help! I need betaoz NAOz.

2010-09-21 04:04:00 Author: Fishrock123 Posts: 1578

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Gives betaz. I'm thirstay.

2010-09-21 12:51:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X Posts: 1800

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gives you..................New Coke! Uh-oh, I ran out of pudding pops, someone help! D:

2010-09-21 14:12:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Hey! Everyone is posting yeah! Back on topic: *I go to the store and steel you some pudding pops. Help! I go put in jail for my good deed!

2010-09-21 14:37:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690

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Dresses up as guard, gives all the other guards too much cake, making them fall asleep and free you. Just incase, I have a dog I freed from the pound to lick all over your cell and the key for no evidence Good doggy *gives treat and takes with me* Oh man, my dog I freed is sick nao

2010-09-21 15:19:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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*I take him to the vet and the vet gives the diagnosis. He's all better after the antibiotics. HELP! I am all out of orange juice!

2010-09-21 23:46:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690

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*Gives orange juice Help! Now I'm out of orange juice!

2010-09-21 23:54:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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*Hands you magical orange-juice-producing cat* (i'll let you guess what part the orange juice comes out of) Help meh! I'm chronically confused!

2010-09-22 00:00:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Gives you a one-way-ticket to the mental institution on Shutter Island. Help Help! My painball gun is jammed!

2010-09-23 06:23:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690

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Hands you Paintanator. Help my speakers broke!

2010-09-23 06:46:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626

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*gives you headphones* help... I think I think... I think I just broke my ankle dodging AA_BATTERYS lazor (not of this thread I know, I know)

2010-09-23 10:44:00 Author: huntedstorm Posts: 488

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lol okay. *Hands you a doctor named Bob Help! I bumped my head on a lamp post!

2010-09-23 22:06:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690

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*Avenges theonlybub by obliterating lightbulb Help! I ate my arm thinking it was chocolate!

2010-10-03 16:30:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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Its okay, I ate the other one so now you are symmetrical! HELP! Ive got tummy ache from eating too much arm

2010-10-03 16:33:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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/rips out flamingemu's stumack. No more Tummy aches for you... Oooooooh, an arm! Help I made a robot to destroy the Earth, and only destroyed half of it!

2010-10-06 20:56:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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*Fixes mech and adds a satellite link system to use an Orbital space satellite armed with nuclear warheads that destroyed the other half of the planet* Help! i can't see my hands!

2010-10-06 21:58:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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*Tilts Ragnarok's head down.* Done. Oh wait.... Help! I can't come up with a "Help!...." comment!

2010-10-06 22:15:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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*gives you Ferret brand Idea juice.*

2010-10-07 21:51:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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gives you a V8 slap on the head for not completely following the rules Help, I haz lice (not really)

2010-10-08 00:12:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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gives you a V8 slap on the head for not completely following the rules Help, I haz lice (not really) Sorry D: I forgot Also: *eats the lice* Help!I had a stupid moment!

2010-10-08 00:22:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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... Isn't that all the time... Oh wait! I mean: /gives NinjaFerret22 the "Big Book-o-Logic" Help I level spam in LBP! (Not Literally, but just for the sake of the game)

2010-10-09 13:29:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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*ties hands and hides controller and keyboard. Help! my dog is talking!

2010-10-09 20:02:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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*shoots dog* All better... :kz: Hey!! Someone jacked my horse!!

2010-10-09 20:55:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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/Finds Outlaw a new horse. /Gives Outlaw a horse lock (kinda like a bike lock) Help im being attacked by people (and sackpeople) eating doughnuts!

2010-10-10 00:09:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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*gives the people and sacks coffee to eat their donuts. Help my nuclear reactor's nuclear bars are stuck and wont come out causing an explosion in the reactor due to overheating!

2010-10-11 06:28:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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*locks Ragnarok in room* *runs away... FAR AWAY...* The British are coming!!

2010-10-13 05:36:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Don't worry Outlaw I put the French en route to intercept! Help I'm stuck on Band-Aid Brand!

2010-10-15 21:15:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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*Peels off Tomeh999 with a crowbar* *looks in mirror* Gaahh!! A zombie!!

2010-10-16 03:54:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Do you need any help sir Outlaw?

2010-10-22 02:10:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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Yes. Yes I do. *begins gnawing on Tomeh's head, like a zombie* Ahh... much better... Oh God! Tomeh's dead!!

2010-10-23 22:00:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Don't worry! I picked up an extra life when I was battling the Ultimate Demon from Hell, he was strong, but from this amazing feat I got an extra life! Help! I ran out of extra lives

2010-10-27 23:27:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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lT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. HERE, TAKE THIS. *extra life* HELP. I HAVE RAN OUT OF HEALTH POTIONS.

2010-10-27 23:39:00 Author: Astrosimi Posts: 2046

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Don't worry! I... /slip /stabs Astrosimi by accident Whoops! ... Well I guess you don't need a health potion anymore Help! I feel guilty about accidental murder!

2010-10-28 00:33:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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Don't worry, the person's ghost kills you. You can't feel guilty anymore. Help! I'm falling from a building!

2010-10-28 00:36:00 Author: Jaslow Posts: 775

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I'll help ya! *places a pillow* **SMASHH!!** Help! Jaslow is strangulating me for not using something better to protect his fall!!!!

2010-10-28 00:49:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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Thankfully I revived with that extra life Astrosimi gave me! Never Fear I am here! /Gives Jaslow the pillow You should be strangling this for not being something better to land on! Help! I owe Chuck Norris money and if I don't pay him he'll roundhouse kick me! I don't have enough money!

2010-10-28 23:46:00 Author: Tomeh999 Posts: 763

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