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funny lunch time story (had to be there really)

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i thought i might share this with the rest of you lot

well today at collage me and two mates went out for a ride on our mopeds since we had and hour and half break . i needed petrol at first so we went to the garage to get some , i pulled up to the pump and was filling up and my mate comes along and says ' YOU IDIOT YOU PUT DESIL IN IT' (he was joking) i was like 'ARGHHH ****' then they just laughed at me lol

then as we pulled away my mate went up on the back wheel and there was police behind him , lucky they didnt see . so us 3 are just bombing down the high street was traffic but we could go down the middle of it and but my 2 mates was in front of me and one was drifting a bit to the side getting closer to the curb then as he went to go bit faster he hit the curb taking my other mate (who was next to him) down with him . so they both fell off at the same time in front of a police car , but the police didnt do nothing . but it was funny as hell

as we were going to a filed we stopped off at a little road for a *** (i dont smoke myself but they do) and another police car pulled up and got out they took our names and stuff , i had no wing mirrors on my moped so they sat me in the car to check my details . my other two mates had to leave because the police said they were fine to go and wasn't allowed to stay so they went back to collage .

i turn up at collage 15mins late and every one in my class thought i got nicked and was all laughing at me lol

so yeah can anyone top that lunch time lol
2010-09-17 16:41:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


so yeah can anyone top that lunch time lol

I had cheese and onion sarnies. Win.
2010-09-17 16:44:00

Author:
theamilien
Posts: 485


I had cheese and onion sarnies. Win.
Omg...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wm3fLuKLdck/S1HrJnO-qhI/AAAAAAAAANo/782xNSUFkQM/s320/shockedCat_1.jpg

HowMuchForBounty, that story made me cringe lol
2010-09-17 16:45:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969


I was watching the diggers making foundations XD2010-09-17 16:50:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662


Best. lunch. story. EVAR!2010-09-17 16:51:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


Woah, probably nothing can top that story. Win!2010-09-17 17:42:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wm3fLuKLdck/S1HrJnO-qhI/AAAAAAAAANo/782xNSUFkQM/s320/shockedCat_1.jpg


How did you get a picture of my cat?!

I built a caf? in my french classroom...
2010-09-17 17:52:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


hehe cool lunch story 2010-09-17 18:01:00

Author:
Kn0cked-0ut
Posts: 562


When I was a scout I used to have a lot of funny lunches... Made in bonfires!
- We were making our lunch in a bonfire under a tent. The smoke was so much we had to go outside the tent for a while. Looking from outside, you couldn't see nothing else inside other than smoke. Me and my friends called that "The Smoker".
- Maybe even in the same day, my friend's frying pan was catching fire, so he threw water on it. Detail: the frying pan was full of boiling oil. So, when he threw water on it, all we heard and saw was a fire explosion.
- "Come on, G, pour some milk in there" (G was my nickname in my scout group). The pot where they wanted me to pour milk in was hot like hell. So I poured it from a 1 meter height. Milk splashing everywhere, and they compared that to something I rather not say there... :blush:

Ahh, I miss being a scout...
2010-09-17 18:08:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Haha, very funny! 2010-09-19 15:12:00

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X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800


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