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I'm going to base this in recent experience, you know what to do, post your fail moment or momentS
So the other day we had this math exam that was worth 20 points, the whole class failed. I got a 10 out of 20, and this other guy got a 3 which was the worst grade, the best one was a 15.
Now it's your turn
2010-09-15 21:16:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


Haha, my friend kind of failed today. But I don't know if I should tell it on a "E rated" site 2010-09-15 21:20:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


fail moment, happened 3 years ago maybe 4, i was out in the snow with my friends i picked up a huge snow ball a went to throw it, all of a sudden i was punched in the twig and berries and got face full of snow, fail...2010-09-15 21:25:00

Author:
Pattington_Bear
Posts: 777


i was punched in the twig and berries

Just a twig?
2010-09-15 21:39:00

Author:
Leather-Monkey
Posts: 2266


A few weeks ago I grabbed a chocolate bar and removed the paper, I accidently threw away the chocolate in the bin and left the paper in my hand -.- FAIL2010-09-15 21:41:00

Author:
Kn0cked-0ut
Posts: 562


Just a twig?

more like a tree trunk lol.

never heard of the saying before? jokes....
2010-09-15 21:44:00

Author:
Pattington_Bear
Posts: 777


A few weeks ago I grabbed a chocolate bar and removed the paper, I accidently threw away the chocolate in the bin and left the paper in my hand -.- FAIL

lol once i took the choclate bar out of the paper put the bar in my pocket and bit into the paper FAIL
2010-09-15 21:49:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376


I once had this pizza from a store, frozen and packed inside a paper container and wrapped in plastic. I had to warm up by putting it in the micro. And so I did. I timed it perfectly. But when I took it out it had this weird sort of layer outside... I realized I forgot to take of the plastic wrapping. Luckily I did not get any of it in my system!2010-09-15 22:00:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


I remember when I was making juice, I misunderstood sugar for flour, and I only noticed when I tried it... 2010-09-15 22:07:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


I accidentally cooked dog food in the microwave. The result was not pleasant; the kitchen stank for a week.2010-09-15 22:31:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


My friends dared me to prank call someone and curse them out...and so I did. Too bad I forgot to change my caller ID to private...he texted me.......

Once when I was little I had a lollipop in one hand and lotion in the other (no idea why I forgot). I licked the lotion off my hand........

I thought I had lost my comb, but then I found it.....in my hand.
2010-09-16 00:42:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564


Putting the milk gallon into the dishes cabinet, and trying to drink from my remote controller when my glass is on my other hand X(

Oh and falling from a swing (that had a metal seat) the swing went all back, returned and hit my head on the back (ouch!), all that in a school trip to the park >_<
2010-09-16 01:57:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898


I think this thread was a fail moment for alot of people.
https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=35923-Insomnia
2010-09-16 01:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


I was eating chocolate yesterday in front of everybody. When I finished, I got up to throw it. I cam back to sit, but I felt something weird under me... it was a piece of chocolate. Embarrassed, I tried to go to the restroom to wipe it off.When a couple of guys saw me, I said the most stupid explanation ever. I said "Okay, I know what it looks like, but I swear that this is in fact chocolate!" The way I said it was a bit weird and loud, so everybody in the room laughed at me. I laughed to, but that was only to ease the pain of embarrassment I felt.

*Checks pants again to be safe.*
2010-09-16 11:35:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


A few weeks ago I grabbed a chocolate bar and removed the paper, I accidently threw away the chocolate in the bin and left the paper in my hand -.- FAIL

That happened to me once, but it was a Popsicle instead of a piece of chocolate.
2010-09-16 12:38:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800


Once... When I was 3 or 4...

Ehh...

I took a $50 bill, and...

Don't put money in the microwave, kids!
2010-09-16 13:29:00

Author:
KlawwTheClown
Posts: 1106


more like a tree trunk lol. .

What, like this (http://www.ibs.ac.im/images/galleries/THE%20NUNNERY%20ESTATE/800/Tree%20Trunk.jpg)?
That ain't healthy mate.
2010-09-16 18:40:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291


My father was trying to think of a word that will explain Remotes controlling Tv's
He used Remote Telekinises
I was like "wtf.. you mean wireless?"
2010-09-16 22:27:00

Author:
Unknown User


I once went to the cinema with a couple of friends and I kept my money in the back pocket of my jeans (that small pocket inside the back pocket if you know what I mean).

Only when I went to get it out to pay, I couldn't get my fingers in far enough to reach it. Eventually, after hoping about like a madman trying to get my fingers far enough in , I had to ask the guy who was serving me if he had any scissors I could borrow so that I could cut open the pocket.

So there I was getting my mate to cut open my back pocket while everyone in the queue were laughing at me.

Bad times
2010-09-17 16:56:00

Author:
theamilien
Posts: 485


Going to dropkick open a push door like a badass, and realising too late that it's a pull door 2010-09-17 17:08:00

Author:
Matimoo
Posts: 1027


Okay once, i had this brand new mp3 player that my borther bought me, i had finished putting all my songs on it and i was going to listen to it... my mom yelled at me to go put my dishes in the sink, as i put my headphones in and threw my plate in, i noticed that i had tossed in the mp3 player too.... FAIL

i walked into the girls bathroom, and to top it off i had slipped and landed on a girl... i would tell ya where my hand landed, but i think i would get in trouble...
2010-09-17 22:47:00

Author:
Joshofsouls
Posts: 1569


Every moment I have.. is a fail moment. 2010-09-17 22:56:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Well, I was jumping and trying to touch my head to the ceiling at one of my friend's house for whatever reason. I back up, get a running start, jump, push the ceiling panel up with my head, kept flying forward with my momentum, hit my forehead on a ceiling crossbar, and then fell flat on my back. Ended the experience with a hurt back and a scratched forehead... :blush:2010-09-18 00:09:00

Author:
piggabling
Posts: 2979


my fail turn to a win: so my aunt comes to my house whos from San Fransisco and before she left, she gave me a 10$. After they left, i went to put the 10 in my bank, and as i looked at it, i saw another 0 soo, lesson learned, always check you money 2010-09-18 00:15:00

Author:
wait wtf
Posts: 853


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4&ob=av3e
probably the biggest fail ever
2010-09-19 06:41:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4&ob=av3e
probably the biggest fail ever

This post is a fail.
2010-09-19 23:08:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


I had juat finished cooking my ramen noodles in a pot on the stove. I took them out, put them in a bowl and then dumped the seasoning packet into the pot full of water FAIL2010-09-20 02:12:00

Author:
damaz10
Posts: 771


My dad once had this horribly trained dog who liked to snack on me. I was like 5, and one time the dog ate my sneakers, so they were slobbery. My dad proceeded to place the sneakers in the microwave oven to dry them... they burst into flame.

Not really my fail moment, but eh, funniest one I can think of.
2010-09-20 02:25:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


This post is a fail.

Im not reffering to the fact that he just lip syncs im reffering to that video actually having more dislikes than likes, that kid has a lot of haters
2010-09-20 02:40:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513


When I was on vacation with my friend we went to an amusement park to see if we could find some girls. After awhile I finally find a girl who's eyeing me, so we sit behind her and her friend on the roller-coaster. My friend, being the genius he is, decides to start off the conversation by saying, "OH GOD! I shouldn't of ate all that food. Hey you, *Taps the girl who was eyeing me on the shoulder* I apologies in advance if I vomit on you." She giggled and gave a look like "really?". We were able to strike up a small conversation, but not to many doors open up when the conversation starts with someone saying they are going to vomit on you...

FAIL
2010-09-20 05:00:00

Author:
Unknown User


this post is a fail because I have no fail moments I can remember 2010-09-20 07:19:00

Author:
huntedstorm
Posts: 488


once i put a pack of premade popcorn in the micowave. It was a tinfoil wrapper. FIRE AND LIGHTNING!2010-09-20 07:23:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


lightning? was the microwave in the sky?2010-09-20 07:28:00

Author:
YEAH_NAH
Posts: 775


lightning? was the microwave in the sky?

no, but beams of electricty were flying around. then came fire.
2010-09-20 07:31:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


had another math test today, 2 out of 20 *runs*2010-09-20 22:39:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


*Twirls a baton trying to look cool*
*attempts to throw it in to the air than catch it again*
*drops it instead*

*random guy points and yells* "FAIL!"

*runs away scarred for life* .........
2010-09-21 17:23:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


I planned this whole post out for two days.

http://files.sharenator.com/Cat_fail_Fail-s446x354-10288-580.jpg
2010-09-21 19:35:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607


My latest blog... Why do I do stupid things when I'm worried?!

... And where's the delete option for blogs?! Or at least edit, to acknowledge my stupidity...
2010-09-21 19:44:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436


Yesterday, in class, I had to release my fart. So, in an effort to try and cover up the sound, I knocked my textbooks off my desk. I knocked them over too early, and everyone turned around to see what happened... I farted. Loud.2010-09-21 21:24:00

Author:
OK1124
Posts: 126


Yesterday, in class, I had to release my fart. So, in an effort to try and cover up the sound, I knocked my textbooks off my desk. I knocked them over too early, and everyone turned around to see what happened... I farted. Loud.



That's nice to know..
2010-09-21 21:29:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


I had been talking to my friend and he said he couldnt look at the board, i told him "wear your glasses" and he said "theyre at home" thinking he had thought i was asking a question i had said "no i said WEAR your glasses not where are", then everybody started laughing -_-2010-09-22 00:12:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513


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