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Anatidaephobia

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http://i.imgur.com/IOBPq.jpg2010-09-14 21:14:00

Author:
BasketSnake
Posts: 2391

http://i.imgur.com/IOBPq.jpg
That picture scares me...		2010-09-14 21:16:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Lol this post is full with win2010-09-14 21:21:00

Author:
Unknown User

Advertisements - always appearing at the worst places at the right times.2010-09-14 22:11:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

No ducks around me <_< >_>.2010-09-14 22:16:00

Author:
Eronninja13
Posts: 637

I've seen it before, but it's still so awesome.

EDIT: I just realized from looking back at the picture of it I have saved that both pics are on the same page, but at different times!		2010-09-14 22:36:00

Author:
Marioface5
Posts: 73

I remember one innocent morning where I decided to go to the park. It was a warm sunny day, the birds were singing and I was humming the tune of my favourite song.

But it all went terribily wrong.

As I skipped past the pond, I felt a strange force watching me. Lurking in the shadows. I turned around to no avail, I didn't see anything but the silent sway of the trees as the wind passed through its branches. "It couldn't be anything" I mumbled. I decided to get a coffee, so I turned and walked away. I couldn't shake off the feeling that somebody was watching me though. It felt quiet. Too quiet. And you know when they say that in movies its not going to turn out well.

I started to walk briskly, no, I started to jog. Faster and faster. Then I tripped through a concealed hedge and found something I will never forgot.

It was the rotting carcass of a ham sandwhich.

In terror, I turned around and was face to face with the most ugliest creature I have ever seen. The duck.

However he did not notice me as I fell into some mud which hid my prescence. It was as though the duck was looking through thermal/heat seeking vision. I narrowly escaped with just a few injuries, but the pyschological effect was much deeper.		2010-09-14 22:44:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511

lol, you seriously gotta post that in the failblog. 2010-09-14 22:53:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

I don't get it.... The picture is of a goose 2010-09-14 23:05:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497

lol, you seriously gotta post that in the failblog.
I already saw it there. 		2010-09-14 23:05:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I don't get it.... The picture is of a goose

http://www.chacha.com/question/what-type-of-animal-is-the-aflac-mascot

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/Almwitch05/ducky.jpg

2010-09-14 23:27:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

I don't get it.... The picture is of a goose

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/5318/duckp.jpg

And this is why you read. 		2010-09-14 23:28:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I don't get it.... The picture is of a goose

Read the text in the image and then look at the image of the ad in ther.

Basically the paragraph talks about the irrational fear of being watched by ducks/ geese/ etc.
And the ad's showing a duck/ goose (idk) looking at you.

Its ike showing an ad about spiders in an arachnophobia article m8. 		2010-09-14 23:32:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

I did actually get it, I just didn't read as far as "all water fowl" 2010-09-15 00:10:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497

Well this ad is more likely to scare you:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-person-search-fail.jpg		2010-09-15 01:21:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

^ o_o

If I actually had anatidaephobia, that'd be cruel. But since I don't this is hilarious!		2010-09-15 01:38:00

Author:
Phosphorus15
Posts: 463


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