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Times You've Laughed Inappropriately.

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Ever found something really funny when no-one else did? It's even worse when it's something really awful that you're laughing at. Here, have an example on the house:

- Old Lady Walking Down The Street In Front Of Me
- She Suddenly Trips, And Because I Was Looking Slightly Upwards, She Completely Disappears From View
- I lmao
- Everyone else rushes to help the poor lady
- I realise she's probably hurt herself quite badly
- Run off.


Anything like this ever happen to you? Because it sucks in an awesome way when it does. >:I		2010-09-13 22:10:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

I was at work and being sly by chatting to a friend on the PC. No one knew of this as id get told off lol so yeah a lady was letting her heart out about how much she was upset with all her work and annoyed. She was nearly in tears.
Then my friend was typing to me trying to make me laugh and i typed back saying im not laughing, so they tried again and i laughed out loud so much i had to hold my mouth and the lady looked right at me like "what the..." so i said i had a funny email from a customer and had to make something up pretending to read an email out loud but the screen was blank LOL
I felt so rude and embarrassed. Oh and the friend...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 		2010-09-13 22:15:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969

my mum told me that I laughed non stop when we were watching 9/11 on TV...I was like 6 and I don't remember if it was intentional.2010-09-13 22:18:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824

o lol. Those both sound pretteh awful

Just remembered another.

At skewl, someone (who we shall call Ryan, because that's his name) was chasing after someone who we shall call Jeffery McCoolpants (Because it's funner than way) and as he was leaving the door in a rush, he yanked it open, started to sprint through, the door rebounded off his back foot and smacked him square in the head. I knew it must've caned like all hell, But I lol'd, perhaps too hard.		2010-09-13 22:20:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Well all I can think of is when I laugh at inappropriate adult humor in certain movies (that my parents make me watch with them!) I really try not to, but sometimes I just can't help it D:2010-09-13 22:23:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Once my grandma missed a step on the stairs, and I lol'ed, I got grounded for that2010-09-13 22:28:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

Sometimes I laugh when there is nothing funny around, because of memories of something funny. :kz:2010-09-13 22:30:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

Inappropriately... Only when someone makes a joke and no one finds it funny but me...2010-09-13 22:30:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I threw a log into the air and it hit me on the head and made my head bleed once and I laughed. That was most definately inappropriate because I was really hurting.2010-09-13 22:31:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

I once had a friend from a few years back, that was jumping on a trampoline. This trampoline has no foam padding to cover up the stretch of metal springs. He was doing some acrobatic moves on it, until he misconveniently jumped out of control, right onto the metal springs, where it gutted him in-between the legs.

Oh no, I didn't laugh, I was shocked. But he, however, laughed out of control like it was nothing. He was absolutely unhurt.

He must be inhuman. :kz:		2010-09-13 22:36:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

Sometimes I laugh when there is nothing funny around, because of memories of something funny. :kz:
That happens to me all the time XD		2010-09-13 22:37:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

this woman walked into skewl and was talking all about something sad (wasn't listening so no idea); and i kept thinking of that bit in the cinema you see before the film and this bloke goes 'i like frillers' and it made me laugh. no-one talked to me that day.2010-09-13 22:39:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

That happens to me all the time XD

Happens to me too, but it's always when something unfortunate is happening.		2010-09-13 22:40:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Oh, I remember now. I have an interesting classmate. He has Asperger syndrome, so he acts strangely all the time. He does things like:
- Talking loudly while writing;
- Points at random people (including girls, boys, my best friend and me) and says that he's his boy/girlfriend;
- Grabs people's arms randomly and stares at them;
- Laughs for no reason. Mostly when someone rebukes him;
- Keeps following people and shouting their names even when they don't want him;
- In P.E classes, invades the game, and someone has to kick him out.

And sometimes we can't hold the laugh at some of these events...		2010-09-13 22:53:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Oh no, I didn't laugh, I was shocked. But he, however, laughed out of control like it was nothing. He was absolutely unhurt.

He must be inhuman. :kz:
He's not inhuman, I myself have done that coming out unhurt and hanging upside down by one knee, I laughed.

I find it almost impossible to keep back my laughter when a student is getting in trouble or if I'm getting in trouble. Then there's the laughing at seemingly nothing like Warlord and NinjaFerret. Usually followed by the people around just staring at you.		2010-09-13 22:54:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

I remember laughing histerically when i got kicked in the peacans.2010-09-13 22:58:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

I remember laughing histerically when i got kicked in the peacans.

omg lol!
I didn't know anyone else in the world used peacan like that xD


Ok so..
When hurricane Gustav hit in 2008, i stayed and rode it out.
I sat outside the entire morning then around 1 in the afternoon i randomly walked out into the yard..
Right when I got into the middle of the yard a tree snapped and came flying at me.
The tree(25ft,top half of a pine tree) went whizzing past my head in the 150mph gust of wind..
I laughed my *** off.

The people that were with me were freaking out, screaming to me "Are you ok?" and I couldn't stop laughing!
It was about 3 inches from taking off my head and i thought it was the funniest thing in the world. :/		2010-09-13 23:15:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

omg lol!
I didn't know anyone else in the world used peacan like that xD


Ok so..
When hurricane Gustav hit in 2008, i stayed and rode it out.
I sat outside the entire morning then around 1 in the afternoon i randomly walked out into the yard..
Right when I got into the middle of the yard a tree snapped and came flying at me.
The tree(25ft,top half of a pine tree) went whizzing past my head in the 150mph gust of wind..
I laughed my *** off.

The people that were with me were freaking out, screaming to me "Are you ok?" and I couldn't stop laughing!
It was about 3 inches from taking off my head and i thought it was the funniest thing in the world. :/
Hmmm.. I would'nt find the fact that I almost became headless very funny.. unless maybe if I was a zombie 		2010-09-13 23:19:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

So one time when I fell off a bridge, YES I FELL it wasn't very high, and there was water below, I feel and ended up falling into the SHALLOW part of the water so when I came into contact with the water I slipped on this one rock that was very slippery and just fell on my back on in the river/water whatever you wanna call it. So when my friend freaks out and calls 911 and ambulance comes and yada yada and oxygen thingy and stuff, and when im on the gurney in the hospital being taken into a room im just laughing uncontrollably and then my friend was like, "whats so funny!?" and I said, "My iPod and Phone are broken again, second time this week."

lmao		2010-09-13 23:20:00

Author:
Unknown User

my mum told me that I laughed non stop when we were watching 9/11 on TV...I was like 6 and I don't remember if it was intentional.

*Does the math.*

Wait, you're 15?!

All this time I thought you were and old man. I wonder why-

*Sees username.*

Oh....		2010-09-13 23:24:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Oh, I remember another one. We were watching some guys playing handball, and I was sitting behind the goal. My friend asked:
- Hey, aren't you afraid to be hit by the ball?
- No way, the web will stop the ball before it hits me.
Sometime after, someone threw the ball to the goal and it went right through a hole in the net at full speed, towards me, and scratched my head. And I kept calm while that happened. A second after I noticed what happened and everyone started laughing, including me! 		2010-09-13 23:31:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Hmmm.. I would'nt find the fact that I almost became headless very funny.. unless maybe if I was a zombie

Ima...zombie?
guess that explains my collection of brains..		2010-09-13 23:35:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Ima...zombie?
guess that explains my collection of brains..

And that explains why you're so smart. 		2010-09-13 23:39:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Ima...zombie?
guess that explains my collection of brains..
Nah.. you're an awesome zombie! xD		2010-09-13 23:42:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Nah.. you're a grammatically incorrect zombie! xD

10 Characters.		2010-09-13 23:49:00

Author:
Unknown User

I have 10 boyfriends!
what? you think I can't be a troll too?		2010-09-13 23:52:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

I always LMAO when someone gets hurt. :/2010-09-13 23:57:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

I smell like doodie c:

10 Characters.

Also, I wouldn't commit Adultery 		2010-09-13 23:58:00

Author:
Unknown User

My best friend and I joined Weight Watchers a few years ago. We both needed help losing 10 pounds that we didn't want. During a meeting one evening we had a guest speaker who used to be huge. She was telling stories about the battle she had all her life with weight. She said she was so happy because she was no longer thinking all day long, "What am I going to eat?" My friend Barb and I got the giggles so badly when she said that...it was the way she said it! I could not stop laughing, and I had to bury my head in my hands. I had lost control and finally started to cry. The lady kept pausing through her speech, and we were both sure we'd get kicked out.

When we would go places together after that we would both look at each other and say, "What are we going to eat?" 		2010-09-14 00:01:00

Author:
TheCountessZ
Posts: 537

10 Characters.

Also, I would commit Adultery
Alright then...		2010-09-14 00:07:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

in Study Hall, some kid had HW, for Health class and he had to write a letter to someone who is commiting suicide and make them not do it, he told my teacher and i burst out laughing2010-09-14 00:21:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

I start laughing when I'm in pain....

*Walks to a nearby psychiatrist.*		2010-09-14 00:25:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I've laughed at a funeral actually. Out loud as well, but it was because of a funny memory I shared with the person who had died. Not out of disrespect, but that's what people believed when I cracked up. :C2010-09-14 00:35:00

Author:
Ricano
Posts: 434

eh, every now and then... lol!!!

sry, just thought of a certain flying turd.

OFF TOPIC:

in response to gdn's post on pg.1, i feel for that kid, he must have autisim really bad... i mean, i have asbergers (though bullies get it the wrong way... so i refrain from saying that, 50 xp to who knows what they think!...) , or as better known...autisim, but thankfully not that much. and i take meds for it, i wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't based on your accounts. but either way, there is another side of autisim... and i am sure he'll open up with it if you encouraged others to not be mean to him and understand.

this also means i acknowledge i can be a prick sometimes... but if that happens, plz just pm me... i rly do try.

sry, just had to say that... thx for listening 		2010-09-14 04:44:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

I've laughed at my mom trying to drink something while her mouth was numb. She had just come back from the dentist in tears...I tried so hard not to laugh, but the sight of her dribbling down her shirt was cracking me up. xD

Oh the good side of this, she ended up laughing too.		2010-09-14 04:47:00

Author:
GreyMRP
Posts: 588

Lol. This thread reminds me of something my old Trigonometry teacher said back when I was in 10th grade. What he tried asking is, "Has there ever been a time when you laughed in a certain place or setting where it was inappropriate to laugh? Ex: During a Pastor's Sermon, In a meeting, etc."

Instead, what he ended up asking was this... "Have any of you been tickled in an inappropriate place?"

Yes... Needless to say, I laughed for the rest of the day. I don't think he ever found out why that was so funny!!!		2010-09-14 05:05:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

There are just way too many to count.....2010-09-14 06:52:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

-spends a few minute counting on my fingers-
well... any one got a few 1000 extra fingers?
anyway, I use to have some anger problems when i was like 7-8, but every time i got in trouble my friend looked at me, so here I was in the middle of a telling off and I was laughing my head off
there was a time I laughed so hard i cried because of a joke about a light bulb...
most recently, the same guy has caused me many laughing problems, including tests, when I need to simply need to talk to my teacher he makes me laugh 		2010-09-14 07:28:00

Author:
huntedstorm
Posts: 488

My friend was describing to the class what he did over the Summer holidays. He explained that "We went up to Bristol to see my Gran but then she had a stroke so we went home".

I don't think there was one person in our class that didn't at least giggle.		2010-09-14 17:12:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

i was in church for the first time ever because my cousins baby was being blessed , it went all silent as my cousin went to give a speech and as soon as we made i contact we both just LOLED so hard i had to walk out because i couldn't hold it in .2010-09-15 10:28:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

Once someone fell off a bridge and I may of smiled. It wasn't as funny when the ambulance got there.2010-09-15 12:38:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117

That I am laughing of these in the first place may and may be not inappropriate... 2010-09-15 16:10:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

eh, every now and then... lol!!!

sry, just thought of a certain flying turd.

OFF TOPIC:

in response to gdn's post on pg.1, i feel for that kid, he must have autisim really bad... i mean, i have asbergers (though bullies get it the wrong way... so i refrain from saying that, 50 xp to who knows what they think!...) , or as better known...autisim, but thankfully not that much. and i take meds for it, i wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't based on your accounts. but either way, there is another side of autisim... and i am sure he'll open up with it if you encouraged others to not be mean to him and understand.

this also means i acknowledge i can be a prick sometimes... but if that happens, plz just pm me... i rly do try.

sry, just had to say that... thx for listening

As.s burgers?

A few days ago me and 2 of my friends were cycling to school when one of them suddently crashed into the other, they both fell on the ground pretty hard but I couldn't stop laughing 		2010-09-15 17:03:00

Author:
Kn0cked-0ut
Posts: 562


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