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So, I wanted to make a thread where you can post equations to things that dont need them for example:

MW2 = Skill < Grenade Launcher. By Jove, I think I got it.

Your turn
2010-09-09 03:48:00

Author:
Unknown User


This thread = Should be in the forum games?2010-09-09 06:42:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


Mw2 F2000= Overpowerd2010-09-09 07:43:00

Author:
Unknown User


Trembling + me = talbottrembler2010-09-09 16:42:00

Author:
talbot-trembler
Posts: 1114


GTA.(Wild West) = Red Dead Redemption
LBP2 + Awesomeness = LBP2
Care Package.(Luck) = Killstreak {Killstreak < 5 = Bad Killstreak|Killstreak > 5 = Lucky A**!!}
2010-09-09 17:21:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


I play minecraft, so:

Stone/Wood/Gold/Diamond x 3 + Stick x 2 = Pick
Stone/Wood/Gold/Diamond x 1 + Stick x 2 = Shovel
Stone/Wood/Gold/Diamond x 2 + Stick x 2 = Hoe
Wood x 8 = Chest
Stone x 8 = Furnace
2010-09-09 17:36:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


I've posted this somewhere before, but...

Girls require time and money
Girls = time x money

As we know "Time is Money"
Girls = money x money
Girls = money?

And because "Money is the root of all evil"
Girls = √money? x evil

We must therefore include that
Girls = evil.

I rest my case.
2010-09-09 17:37:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


I've posted this somewhere before, but...

Girls require time and money
Girls = time x money

As we know "Time is Money"
Girls = money x money
Girls = money?

And because "Money is the root of all evil"
Girls = √money? x evil

We must therefore include that
Girls = evil.

I rest my case.
Gee >:{........
2010-09-09 18:22:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Me + ACR with silencer = MADNESS!!!2010-09-09 22:43:00

Author:
Eronninja13
Posts: 637


I've posted this somewhere before, but...

Girls require time and money
Girls = time x money

As we know "Time is Money"
Girls = money x money
Girls = money?

And because "Money is the root of all evil"
Girls = √money? x evil

We must therefore include that
Girls = evil.

I rest my case.

I like the way you think.

Although you left out many other factors in your equation, the outcome is pretty much the same.



<3 xD lol
2010-09-09 23:03:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


Girls may be evil, but I still like them. 2010-09-09 23:11:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


E = MC Hammer 2010-09-09 23:22:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353


hat + sack = Sackfedora
DMC + Flux Capacitor = Good Movie
Nathan Drake + 10 foot drop = death
Nathan Drake + 20 foot drop + area I need to go = Alive
2010-09-09 23:23:00

Author:
Phosphorus15
Posts: 463


I've posted this somewhere before, but...

Girls require time and money
Girls = time x money

As we know "Time is Money"
Girls = money x money
Girls = money?

And because "Money is the root of all evil"
Girls = √money? x evil

We must therefore include that
Girls = evil.

I rest my case.

This is such an old joke, however I feel that I should point out a few things.

First of all, the bolded step does not make any sense in the first place. Algebraically that should be:

Girls x evil = √money? x evil

AND means addition (or it could easily be a bitwise AND, but that's not really applicable in this context).

So you have...

Girls require time and money... Require does not mean "equals", but let's just assume for a moment that it does...

Girls = time + money

Now, if time is money... Then you could say:

Girls = money + money
Girls = 2 * money

Money is the root of all evil... This does not specify which type of root, we can just assume that it's the square root, though. SO:

Girls = 2 * √( evil )

Well, gee... Girls certainly do not equal evil in this case...
2010-09-09 23:25:00

Author:
microchirp
Posts: 412


Anyone ever looked at the Pokeball Catch rate (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Talk:Catch_rate)? **** just got real.2010-09-10 01:45:00

Author:
Unknown User


Anyone ever looked at the Pokeball Catch rate (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Talk:Catch_rate)? **** just got real.

This image is what first introduced me to that...

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129128917237458094.jpg

Aaaanyway...

I can't think of any good un-needed maths to post.
2010-09-10 01:51:00

Author:
KlawwTheClown
Posts: 1106


Immovable object + Unstoppable force = 1/0

Cake= Lie

Matimoo= (Video games + Art) +LBP?

also, about 80% of the maths we are taught at school, am i right?
2010-09-10 18:41:00

Author:
Matimoo
Posts: 1027


*Trys to put Algebra textbook into disc tray*
/sigh

oh well..in that case..

E=mc^2

Yea, I went there.

Energy(in any form) = mass x the constant^2? (constant=speed of light in a vacuum)

I think not.
Being famous does not excuse bad mathematical grammar, or flawed physics.

..even though its a Physics equation and not Language theory....

Equazn dos nawt aplie outside of vacuum lolololol, failz.
2010-09-11 00:00:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


Beautiful+Modesty+Ingenious+Strong+Manly=Me! 2010-09-14 00:02:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800


Beautiful+Ingenious+Strong+Manly=Me!
You forgot [+ Modesty]
2010-09-14 00:04:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


warlord + evil = helpful and kind forum member

It just doesn't add up.
2010-09-14 00:14:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


I have a math-realated question: http://www.sumopaint.com/files/images800/hichigzoldhnjgah.jpg.. I know it's dumb, but as soon as I thought of it, I had to draw it xP2010-09-14 00:26:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


*Clicks invisible "Thanks!" button.*

See this. It's the best use of math... ever!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSjySnHJK-4
2010-09-14 00:27:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


9.73, just sayin

Edit: Quickscoped D:<
lol... thanks (I honestly didn't think anyone would try to answer XD)
2010-09-14 00:33:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


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