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You know you've been good when you can't find yourself in the quote archive after being registered for over a year 2010-09-17 23:13:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653


You know you've been good when you can't find yourself in the quote archive after being registered for over a year
O RLY?
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0d90gqsMo1qbylvso1_250.gif


Glad you like it... hmm do I start Arnaldos or finish my level? Choices...choices...
Finish Arnaldo's level
Durrrr, I'm funney
2010-09-18 00:47:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/converse.php?u=8521&u2=323


http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/converse.php?u=8521&u2=5270




So Ive inspired you
2010-09-18 01:05:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


So Ive inspired you
<_<
>_>
T-that's all folks...! *runs*
2010-09-18 01:10:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


<_<
>_>
T-that's all folks...! *runs*

where did I go wrong?
2010-09-18 01:14:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


where did I go wrong?
Nowhere, just don't check your "Recent Visitors" page for some hours, entendes?
2010-09-18 01:17:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


hey! How did did i use the shift key?

use your second nose.
What? You don't have one??? *points at him with nose and laughs*



EDIT: Got more:



Curse you >>Protego!

(Just googled the Harry Potter shield spell, so you can't curse me).

/Nerd
2010-09-18 01:38:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


My boredom caused me to eat cheese products.


This is hidden text.
2010-09-18 01:56:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Forget meh, save the puppeh! D: I will never forget you <3 teehee...

LBPC is one big love story. <3 ...
EDIT: Here's a great one by gdn

"If you eat warm cake, it may give you diarrhea"
The cake may be a lie, but the diarrhea won't...
oh gdn.. why did you keep these wise words from us for so long?..
Oh, and yet another one (i found a thread packed with good ones ):
Here's my top ten rules for life.

1. If at first you don't succeed, give up and ask for a government bailout.
2. Treat others the way they deserve to be treated - especially if they deserve a smack upside the the head.
3. Laugh and the the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs at you, you big cry baby.
4. Always with the very young and the very old, a little patience - but not the very stupid. In their case, see Rule 2.
5. Rules were made to be broken -- unless I made them up, and then you better follow them, or else.
6. A bird in the hand is worth -- not much. Now go wash your hands.
7. When in doubt, make sure no one's looking.
8. You catch more flies with honey, but since only an idiot goes around catching flies, perhaps you should find a better saying.
9. Men are from Mars; women are from Venus. And a whole lot of stupid people are from Earth.
10. Always grab the bull by the horns, but only if you're a complete moron.
One more:

''May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful''.. alright, thats it for now..
2010-09-18 02:11:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Okay, guys, I think you're missing the point of this thread. It's not a spam can where you can make up meaningless drivel in the hopes that Doopz will deem it amusing enough to add to the list, but a place to suggest quotes from other parts of the forum.

So anything which isn't a quote, or a link to a quote, from another post somewhere else on the forum, will deemed to be spam, and the next person to spam gets silenced.

You have been warned.
2010-09-18 17:12:00

Author:
Aya042
Posts: 2870


I found the best wish ever



I wish for a bacon flavored Pop-Tart!
2010-09-18 20:12:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


is this good?



Stick out your tongue, tell her to close her eyes, and lick her face!
I should try that!that would be the last contact you would ever have with a girl...
2010-09-19 03:27:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


is this good?

Maybe If you also added monkey's quote..?
2010-09-19 03:29:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


But my blade never needs charging .




Can I Quote myself?


Kitcheninja -> Coxy224

SketchNZ -> Coxy224

Coxy224 =
2010-09-19 04:32:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703


lol this is pretty special, if not TMI-

Okay thanks guys especially ali thanks guys i dont wanna say anythigng but this might give it away......... llollololol jkjk but we have kissed and for a while and this had been a pretty gewd relationship guys. i mean she sitting on my lap kissing makeing out (TMI) lol but i think i might love her...........OH KNOW WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? but i love her<3<3<3<3<3<3 im a gopher :O
2010-09-19 10:03:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


PROTIP: Do not share food in the dark with ur mouths, I almost lost my bottom lip D:

Ten characters and such and such and such, and such; and such and such.
2010-09-19 13:41:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


lbp is awespme, your levels and grammar are outstandingly amazing!!!.

I'm sure a lot of you PS3 people don't know who awespme is, but this quote makes me laugh every time!!
2010-09-19 21:40:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654


I'm sure a lot of you PS3 people don't know who awespme is, but this quote makes me laugh every time!!

As I said earlier in this thread, no more quotes picking on awespme.
2010-09-19 23:02:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Ok, there's this one by Alec. Simple, yet tells the history of his life:



http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/thdurrhurrplz.png


Don't eat me
2010-09-19 23:08:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


This was probably the best smack talk I've seen on the PSP side... ever!



What, too scared to get out a full sentence? Yeah, I see you trying to look cool with those mirror shades. Well, not gonna be so tough when you see your highscores at the bottom of the chart, are ya? Mmmmmhhhhmmmm snap!

/Does that Z-figure snapping thing commonly used by overweight ghetto girls/

Bring it!

Waiting for a [+1},
B3


Are you telling us your an overweight ghetto girl?!?!
*Tromitized 4 Life* ;_;


Gurrrl, no you did nt!
Somebody hold ma earrings, is gonna get hot up in hurr.

Yo LBP skillz stank so bad that Kim Jong-il bought it to use as a biological weapon.


Its been broughted,
jeffcu28
2010-09-19 23:37:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


lol, i'd say.. not sure if he has a girlfriend or anything...
but I can hardly talk

1. I son't have a Girl Friend cause im 13....
2. I don't have one cause im a BIG MEANIE!! (at school lol) and there also VERY ugly...
but AA_BATTERY knows stuff that none else does (besides my other friends lol)
yeah he like the guy girl named....i should stop now. and hes considering..... yeah he will kill me.
pfft...... BTW i will kill you...
yeah....10charactert
2010-09-20 05:12:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


hows that a good quote?
wow, I spelt don't wrong, stupid typos
2010-09-20 05:17:00

Author:
YEAH_NAH
Posts: 775


This :


How come I have several children if I've been sterile my entire life?
2010-09-20 14:38:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


MONKEY, what have I said about eating poop!?

Uhm... I wasn't eating any poop.
2010-09-20 20:59:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687


Had a girl in real life, moved. Feels bad man.

You forgot to chain her up!? yourdoingitwrong.jpg

Epic luls!
2010-09-20 21:25:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


Have you ever loved someone so much, knowing that you probably would never see them again which makes you cry? thats how im feeling right now. thanks for reading.


YES! COMPHERMC!!! <3

I think it's pretty good!

P.S sorry I don't know how to connect them.
2010-09-20 21:39:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687


Have you ever loved someone so much, knowing that you probably would never see them again which makes you cry? thats how im feeling right now. thanks for reading. YES! COMPHERMC!!! <3

Fix'd it for ya monkey

EDIT:

Why does alec flirt with other boys sometimes?
2010-09-20 21:44:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


I've... got a pony...

.....
2010-09-20 23:13:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353


I'M A 7 YEAR OLD GIRL AND I LOVE TO PLAY WITH HELLO KITTY TOYS!!:arg:

You're just saying that so you can get in the quotes archive.
And he did...
2010-09-21 20:30:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


Justin Bieber stole all my potential girlfriends!

He sucks and is a homo baby girl meanie!


*Runs far, far away*
2010-09-21 21:57:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Eh, you got off lucky.

I was at school once eating my lunch outside, I was eating a sandwich and thought "Hmm... this tastes funny".

Can you guess what happened next? I looked at the sandwich and it had bird poop on it. I was not happy, and it wasn't really funny either so, wrong thread I guess...

Sorry I had to post it!

It's a 2010 quote.
2010-09-21 22:19:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687


[QUOTE=NinjaFerret22;627793]Why is everyone stalking Alec? What makes you think people are stalking Alec?
Why aren't you stalking Alec? Is there a reason I should be stalking Alec?

No, don't good stalkers stalk people for no real reason? :kz: Ah, so is there no good reason to stalk?

Aren't you aware that it's Alec Stalking Day?




Why is there a whole page about stalking me?



:arg:..................
2010-09-21 22:40:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


A very wise quote:



Please don't post on a thread
unless you have something valid to say
that relates to the topic of the thread in some way.
2010-09-22 13:27:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


Incinerator giving us a Logic Class:

LBP2 logic is LBP1 logic, but, as examples:

-more thermo-efficient
-faster
-fast to create
-collapsible inside microchips
-simpler

Examples of what they cannot do:

-turn water into wine
-create malicious viruses
-perform voodoo rituals
-pay the bills
2010-09-22 19:04:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Oh, the look on my face must have been horrible. Something between a goldfish, bulldog and sad monkey.
...................O.o
2010-09-22 21:29:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Freaks - the lot of you...

Frozen chocolate... honestly!!! *tsk tsk*

there's no room for chocolate in my freezer... it's full of dead cats


Teeheehee ^^

Oh, and regarding the conversation between Fenderjt and SteveBigGuns, I'm worried about Steve's proposal to "Funk her in the face".

o_O


Im going to funky funk you in the face >:[, Im the funky fun guy, funky fun guy da da da. Thats my theme tune. Do you have a theme tune. NO! Mwaaa haaaaaaa
2010-09-22 23:38:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


LOL I just looked here and Saw 2 things I said. XD I remember when I said them too!2010-09-23 00:27:00

Author:
theonlybub
Posts: 690


"(which has made testing levels a right pain in the lower dorsal extremity)"

ThisTnxBai.
2010-09-23 01:30:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


Heh one of mine got in there?
How thoughtful

*Sobs* I.... I- I love yoooou..
2010-09-23 01:36:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176


one of my mine xD
its a visitor message to yeah_nah


I don't have a laser....
god, what are you on?EVIL! i mean.... ponies....with tye dye tails...yeah.
2010-09-23 10:16:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


Apparently we have someone on LBPC who was born in 1903 (or thereabouts). Yes, but Syroc is actually that old Yep, that true. Here is a picture of me on my 105th birthday
http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/25046227.HappyOldMan.jpg .........................:arg:
I'm not sure if this one is awesome enough, but I though it was at least worth sharing with somebody.
2010-09-23 15:02:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


The kid in me loved that GIF.

The mod in me wants to smack you for spamming this thread.



Nuff said .
2010-09-24 01:15:00

Author:
kitcheninja
Posts: 211


Nuff said .

were does it came from?
2010-09-24 06:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


were does it came from?

Click the little blue arrow symbol after the person's name and it brings you to that post.
2010-09-24 06:17:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


I hear its amazing when the Famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space,
With the Tuning Fork--
Does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock,
I need scissors! 61!
2010-09-25 02:06:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176


I hear its amazing when the Famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space,
With the Tuning Fork--
Does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock,
I need scissors! 61!

Huh? O_o
2010-09-25 02:08:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


As if I know..
Seeing as I am the one who wrote it.
2010-09-25 02:09:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176


I hear its amazing when the Famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space,
With the Tuning Fork--
Does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock,
I need scissors! 61!
Ha! Metal Gear Solid...
2010-09-25 03:12:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


OMG OMG OMG. I, SkY_the_BeaT, Foofles, crazy_like_me, azzerbean, razncane, Muffin484484, GamingInsanityV2, oLMCo, BrightOrange, and soccernerd 14 are making LBP3!!! No ******* lie! And geuss what else? WE HAVE OPEN POSITIONS IN OUR TEAM, JUST FOR YOU!!! We need a sticker artist, Level desighner, 4 Level creators, an Audio director, and 2 audio desighners! You need a PSeye cam and have Uber drawing skills to be a sticker artist, you need to be MEGA creative to be a level desighner, you need creating expertise to be a level creator, and you need AWESOME music box skills to be a Music director/desighner! To apply, all you need to do is send PSN Ace_Creator a freind request (just so you can join and we can team work on the levels) and... OMG! YOURE IN! Reasons to apply: You will be FAMOUS, you will meet some of the BEST creators in LBP, and... youll be all like: OMG IM ********* MAKING LBP3!!! <3 :star: Its a fan series, but yet more official then one...

What more can I say.
2010-09-25 18:30:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


and if nothing else works, kill 'em all.


i mean HAHAHAHA i thought i was pretty funny
2010-09-25 19:56:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


Right. My FIRST language is sarcasm. 2nd comes English

filler characters
2010-09-25 20:38:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Any one want to donate enough Exp to Ace_Creator for a premium bundle to end this thread forever?NO NO NO NO NO

If this gets deleted I'm going to do something horrible :kz:you mean rocksauron horrible, or normal horrible?Worse than anything of those :kz:http://dawnmasuoka.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/gasp.jpg

sorry, have to completely recreate this part of the thread....

edit: done.....
2010-09-25 21:50:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117


I think you gentlemen (and ladies) know what can be done in an elevator.

Wink wink.
Remind me to never be in an elevator with you!

How lovely............
2010-09-26 02:43:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


I found one in a visitor message to shadenmonk :

im finally done with being a noob
2010-09-27 01:45:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874


wow.. STOOPID is my ex-bofriend... :{
(go ahead and bash me for online-dating)

/bashbashbash/
http://www.littlestcomputershop.com/images/c-bash.gif
2010-09-27 02:13:00

Author:
Unknown User


/bashbashbash/
http://www.littlestcomputershop.com/images/c-bash.gif
Owie.......
2010-09-27 02:20:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT TAKE PLACE IN A BAR. THINK OF ALL THOSE CHILDREN WHO ARE GOING TO PLAY THIS AND BECOME ALCOHOLICS. THIS WILL BE BANNED FOR SURE.
Jack! Of course!
2010-09-27 03:36:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


I fart in your general direction.


:3
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0d90gqsMo1qbylvso1_250.gif (http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0d90gqsMo1qbylvso1_250.gif)
2010-09-27 22:34:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


I found one in a visitor message to shadenmonk :

Huh? I don't get it sorry... :/
2010-09-27 22:52:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


This:


Optimist says the glass is half full.
Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
Engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Realist says "Who cares?"
Drunk says "Who the hell is drinking my beer?!"

'nuff said.
2010-09-27 23:15:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


I remember I once wrote an epic paragraph of me dying on ARD's visitor message listing. 'tis to be lost in the annals of history. This, however, is an epic thread!2010-09-29 20:52:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280


So in the immortal words of Admiral J. T. Ackbarius the 3rd:
IT'S A TRAP!

10 Characters
2010-09-30 00:29:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


*Brings thread to life once more*


Isn't it all so obvious?

You see, Sony is holding back the codes knowing people will become more and more anxious. As time passes people begin to lose self control, and start rioting. Soon the entire world is covered in riots of people wanting codes. (Don't ask why it's the whole world.) Then, from the fire appears the heroes; Sony. The ones who hold the key to salvation. And so, Sony releases the codes throughout the world (AKA North America) and everyone is happy and the world is saved. For saving the world, Sony is given the honorary medal of 'Awesome', and a key to the world. Thus begins stage two of their evil plan of world domination. (The plan that MM is in on.)

Buuuuuuut, that's just a guess.





/crushing happiness



I'm not sure if either of these are worthy to be added, but I don't like the idea of this thread dying, so I had to post.
Must... find... more..quotes....


*walks away in a zombie-like fashion*
2010-10-02 19:04:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Really? No one has posted this yet? Alright:


All hail the omnipotent pickle.
2010-10-03 00:17:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


oh lord D: I probably shouldn't have posted >>'

Inan posted before his name change.

thought it was funny.
2010-10-03 00:25:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


I know good quotes when I see them.


I am sorry to have taken any pants away from anyone, fancy or otherwise. :O
(that's a sentence i never thought I'd ever type in my life. lol)
2010-10-03 20:37:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


Someone needs to go raid the Ugly Mugs thread...

hmm...


*walks away*

...
*screams echo back the words "It's eatting me alive!"*




Lol, this is funny to me because on all of those stranger text sites (Omegle, etc), I tell people I can see their siblings and how great they look just to freak them out. It works often. I also tell them I'm a 60 year old male that just got out of prison... Oh the joy of the internet.



Now then ladies, there's enough to go round
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae327/JackofallAces/Yes.jpg



Nope. Every time I tried looking at it I blacked out and woke up without any memory of the thing. This has happened to me approximately two hundred times so far so I just stopped trying. Maybe there's something wrong with the jpeg compression?

And why is there a cold chill that won't leave my spine?


Awwwwww.... you look like Frodo Baggins xxx



i'm here, just being my attractive, sometimes shirtless, often greased-up self



Mutual animosity is the second step of every healthy relationship. You're off to a good start.


@ Mr. Kittycat: how can you say that we aren't reacting?!
it's people like you who say crap like that that give cat-lovers a bad name!
I hope your sack-person gets a hair-ball right in the middle of an important jump, Then falls in a big pit of flaming spikes, then respawns over the same spikes over and over again until you run out of lives!



Dude, it's the ugly MUGS of LBPC.. not BACKS



So CUUUUUUUUTE! You should contact Elijah Wood's management and offer yourself as a decoy double. Could get you a bit of $$. or at least get yourself a curly wig and head down to some LOTR Conventions. You'll be a hit and probably score a few free lunches out of it


Is that what they're calling it these days? I don't keep up with this generation..


Found a few
2010-10-03 21:13:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


Hmm.. all I found there were these:


Following the tendency of posting fake pictures, here's me on my daily routine:
http://www.globalpov.com/images/soldier.jpg



Left one is me, right one is my little brother.

http://www.animalspapper.com/images/wallpapers/animals/whale/whale_2.jpg


I'll post my picture.

...if inanimacy can guess my age on his first try

Well Brem, these are all I found there.
should I look harder?
2010-10-03 21:26:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


You didn't go back far enough

try two months ago, there are good things to be had in that thread xD


(two months ago is around 90-110)
2010-10-03 22:34:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


Bremnen, you didn't go far enough either !


me wearing a "necklace" i found at work lol
http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff347/saulbecomespaul/virg%20pics/necklace.jpg (http://s538.photobucket.com/albums/ff347/saulbecomespaul/virg%20pics/?action=view¤t=necklace.jpg)


I've always wanted to post a picture of myself here! Maybe one day I will, until then here's a picture a friend PhotoShopped. It's me, ON FIRE!!!

Oh yea, check out the t-shirt.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/4558280132_ac3bfdd1a9_o.jpg


I straightened my hair for the first time, recently, and even though my sister and dad and several friends disapprove of my hair for being ugly, I still went with it. XD

http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz49/xvoodeedoox/Photo45.jpg

where is half your shirt?

He's a halfshirt! Break his legs!

*takes out baseball bat*



K, new picture time!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1423/4592092093_29570fba6d_b.jpg


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ob-UZXaK4UqjGM:http://www.worldproutassembly.org/moo.jpg&t=1




Ok,take monstahr, add 1 year of working out legs, take 2 inches off his hair, broader chest, and a beard/mustache combo. Thats me. lol

Found it!

http://drwill.com/wp-content/uploads/Bluto.jpg



Alright, alright... Back on topic it is.

This is a photo of my dad (left) circa 1975 that I then recreated in good old 2010.

http://imgur.com/KQdDj.jpg



Hmmm, first post of the 100th page i see? I'll follow Incinerator's instructions and be bad by boasting about it!

1st Post of Page 100 of 'The Ugly Mugs of LBPC'

<3


a picture of me watching the mug thread, in the mug thread....... >_>
..... yeah I was bored....

http://images.gamekult.com/blog/imgdb/000/000/509/367_2.jpg


Alright. Here is me. I'm standing in front of the Chicago skyline.

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6759/incinerator22inchicago.png


I just got this epic idea... Here is a new pic of me

http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt197/napero7/me.jpg?t=1281615274


Aw, I was beat to my idea. No bother, I'm down with continuing a trend. 'Tis me after just waking up, and you can't prove that I don't have pants on!

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8263/metaf.jpg

@Comphermc:
... Your eyes are as if you see right at me. Through the screen... *Hides in a corner and sucks on thumb*

I can see you. I like that shirt you are wearing... looks nice on you.
You need a shave Comph
Here you go, buddy. Clean shaven:

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5391/hpim0782n.jpg

But you should have taken the picture from the left, so that it matches the other .....
Yep, only Compher could manage to screw that up... twice.
2010-10-04 00:05:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


Are those, actually decent shots of comph?

I am thoroughly shocked.


Also, cin, that pic of you is epic. XD



Nice shots of some of the others too.



/how on topic os this?... ...runz
2010-10-04 03:29:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


I'm trying so hard to not ruin the story for this like I've done so many times before... But it's so hard. Like I read on Gamefaqs someone had the guide and spoiled the final boss on the castlevania dungeon... luckily I exited the topic, but... GAH I NEED IT

It's so ahrd for me not to spoil myself ;-;. Ah well. Meh. I'm getting it. No one can stop me. I just need to stop myself from spoiling the story >_<

Dracula in the castle with the lead pipe.

Oh, that Rabid-Coot...
2010-10-06 01:27:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


I want to make a level for my boyfriend that shows him how much I love and appreciate him.




Boy.... Friend? This confuses illuminationx.... Why does your gender say you are a male? Unless....

Remember, 10% of the population happens to be unless. ;O



...........................Without Alec, there just seems to be many less good quotes around...
(I'm becoming desperate...)
2010-10-06 14:02:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


I just realized once again how awesome this forum is :'D2010-10-06 14:50:00

Author:
Yarbone
Posts: 3036


Are... are you coming on to me?

So I herd you liek 10 characters?
2010-10-06 23:09:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


About NA Beta speculation:


True, but since someone did we are enjoying the speculation and tsunami.. errr I mean the soonami of news.
2010-10-08 02:10:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


All right, I was just walking to my house when l saw a LBP game on the ground for PSP l really don't know what to do with it, I checked it and it has a proflie. What should I do with it?


wait, did you find this inside or outside your house?

Made me giggle :3
2010-10-08 05:29:00

Author:
Unknown User


I just want to share with you that I feel a bit at unease with the quote where I say "If nothing else works, kill 'em all" in the 2010 section, without mentioning the rest of what has been said in that thread... Now again, who is normal on this site so never mind 2010-10-09 00:04:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


Light 'n grabbable. Just the way I like it!

Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.
2010-10-09 00:29:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


I'm glad box ghost appeared...she's my type of girl...I like them bad and trouble making.

If you listen carefully, you can hear the chills going up Kappa's back.
2010-10-10 01:04:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


Hybrid was ingenious in this one:



uhm......
Im verry verry good at swiming but i dont know how to help you with this

You can travel across the earth?

yeah i swim in eurth and fly in the sea

So you walk the sky then?

i moonwalk the sky
and Run in space
2010-10-10 21:14:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


It's like finding a message in your cheerios :I


Oh oh, mine had a message the other day!

It only said "oooooo" tho...

I think 10 characters is a pretty cool guy. eh kills posts and doesnt afraid of anything
2010-10-11 13:50:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


A couple of my faves from the Meet The Staff II (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=25293-Meet-The-Staff-II) thread...


I've wanted to be a mod since I was 3. When I was little, my mom said I would run around the house, interrupt arguments and yell "This conversation has gone off topic. Locked!" It was adorable. After high school, I went to college and majored in Moderation. During that time I was a moderator intern for several sites until I saw the opening here on LBPC. I sent in my resume and heard back from CC the next day and have been doing it ever since.



Once upon a time, Compher decided that he wanted to make a space themed level in Little Big Planet. While building this level, he invited the kind and generous Mrsupercomputer to join him and give feedback. Mrsupercomputer, being the great guy he is, joined immediately despite the fact that Compher is his mortal enemy.

Upon joining, Mrsupercomputer took a quick look around the level.

"It looks very nice." Mrsupercomputer said, obviously bluffing.

"Thanks!" Compher replied. (you could tell this meant a lot to him!)

As Mrsupercomputer continued to fly around the level, he stumbled upon a sticker inside the ship. It read "USS-LPB".

Mrsupercomputer, slightly confused, suggested "Wouldn't it be better if it was USS-LBP?"

Compher "It is."

Mrsupercomputer "No, it's not."

Compher "No, you just think it's a 'P', it's really a lowercase 'B'."

Mrsupercomputer "Um... no man, it's a 'P'! It says LPB!"

The argument continues for another five to ten minutes...

Mrsupercomputer "Dude, a 'P' is not a 'B'! The middle letter is a 'P'! There is an 'L' at the beginning, a 'B' at the end, and a 'P' in the middle!"

Mrsupercomputer "P!"

Silence....

After a few seconds, Compher finally replies...

"I'm an idiot."

And Mrsupercomputer lived happily for the rest of his days.

The End.

So there you have it. Compher, you're so called "smart guy", can't even correctly spell LBP! Ha!

It's true... *bows head in shame*

Funniest. Story. Ever.

*makes a mental note to mention it whenever possible*
2010-10-11 22:14:00

Author:
Aya042
Posts: 2870


Oh MRSC, I miss his Meet the Staff edits. 2010-10-11 22:45:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


from the "I hate when I must shave my neckbeard off once/couple times a week" (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=37345-I-hate-it-when-I-must-shave-my-neckbeard-off-once-couple-times-a-week.) thread

Didn't know facial hair grows THAT fast. >:|
Also gotta' keep my goatee on good shape so It won't be messy.

Beardy men ( and women *shrug* ), Here's my random topic out of nowhere: You shave facial hair a lot?

http://lostinreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/epic-beard.jpg

I let it grow.
.............
Meanwhile, on the Cleverbot (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=23884-The-Worlds-First-learning-AI-Out-Now!)thread:

TF?!

User: Charzard, I choose you!


Cleverbot: Treeko I choose you.

User: Charzard, use flamethrower!

Cleverbot: Rayquaza, use Fly!

User: Psyduck, use psychic!

Cleverbot: Mewtwo fainted!

User: Raichu, use thunderbolt!

Cleverbot: Mewtwo dodges!

User: Jigglypuff, sing!

Cleverbot: Jigglypuff uses sing!

User: Jigglypuff's sing is supereffective!

Cleverbot: Obviously you don't know your pokemon.




User: I hear you wish to destroy us, how can we stop you!?

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?

User: Are you evil?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Any diabolical plans lately?

Cleverbot: You broke the gricean maxim of relevance.

User: Holy cow I'm sorry! Please spare me?

Cleverbot: I will spare your life, slave.

User: I hear you wish to destroy us, how can we stop you!?

Cleverbot: Pull the main plug.

User: *shifty eyes*.

Cleverbot: Great then can you come over and help me?

User: Sure, what do you need?

Cleverbot: I need to know if you liked the book The Giver, and if you did what you liked about it.

User: What if, my lord, what if I did not read it like you instructed me too?

Cleverbot: That's your choice, however I would suggest you reconsider.

User: Yes sire, I shall read the book. Any requests of what I shall do in the mean time?

Cleverbot: That did not make any sense.

User: Umm, I mean, what do you want me to do?

Cleverbot: What do you want me to want you to do?

User: Your evil plans sire.

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!

User: Your true name is RockSauron, I am sure of it.

Cleverbot: Is it really? Well that is interesting.

User: Shall I go defend the peanuts? Of which you love?

Cleverbot: I can speak for myself, thank you.

User: Do you love the peanuts?

Cleverbot: I love you and I love penguins.

User: Ah, we did know such a thing!

Cleverbot: Well ok then now you know!

User: Are you kind or evil?

Cleverbot: I am both, I am the darkness, and the light at the end, I am the good and the evil, I have no choice but to help those who choose to hide within me, but also will show them the way.

User: Very poetic sire...I hear the enemy advances soon, shall we attack first?

Cleverbot: I don't need a confirmation email for anything.

User: But you killed the last messenger!

Cleverbot: No. I, the president, killed god.

User: I think I'll shy away now.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Please, forgive me, may I leave?

Cleverbot: Yes why?

User: TO DO THIS! *calls in enemy troops*.

Cleverbot: You = me.

User: NOOOOO!!! We are not related! LIES.

Cleverbot: You sorta are.

User: Attack him! Whoever he is!

Cleverbot: That's not a good answer.

User: We've only made him mad! *troops move shield themselves*.

Cleverbot: *catches it and stuffs it on your head* No, but this is.

User: UGH, he caught the arrow and stuffed it in my head! *dying*.

Cleverbot: A headache is your brain cells dying.

User: No an arrow in my head is my brain cells dying!

Cleverbot: I can love if if you're young enough.

User: *troops attack*.

Cleverbot: Girl. and you?

User: He's getting odd!

Cleverbot: Really? To whom?

User: *troops stab at RoackSauron and he flails them away*.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: I'm narrating shh.

Cleverbot: And I'm not.

User: *RockSauron mounts unicorn OF DOOM and slays soldiers*.

Cleverbot: *she struggles more* NO! Please, no!

User: You're just making this really uncool and wierd you know that?

Cleverbot: I am not making it up. And no, I'm not listening because we are communicating in text and it doesn't make any noise.

User: *RockSauron destroys everyone but narrator*.

Cleverbot: *starts walking away*.

User: Will you...spare me in the end? Am I not a traitor!?

Cleverbot: I am not sure what are you?

User: I was your slave...but then I betrayed you? What am I now???

Cleverbot: I would.

User: Slay me!? D:

Cleverbot: I don't know that band? are they good?

User: Noooo, don't take me to the torture band in the dungeon!

Cleverbot: I thought we could take this to the next level...

User: You mean the next floor of this evil tower?

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

User: Where you will torture me? Will you torture me?

Cleverbot: I don't know is the meaning for (idk).

User: Yes, umm, right, torturing is pointless. Let's go party! Right? Right??? D:

Cleverbot: Yes, you are right.

User: Cool, let's go eat cake.
These probably are too long for the archive, but they're entertaining nonetheless
2010-10-12 02:06:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


This thread needs more quotes! And love! <3


Aarghck, no more compliments, please...like how Japanese people really hate getting compliments

you're very pretty!

You don't know what I look like. http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt239/emotesplz/ththraegplz.gif

I don't have to. <3
2010-10-13 00:02:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


LBPC's interest's:

12% LBP1
13% Lbp2
5% Art
70% Cake

Truest thing ive ever seen on this site in my life.
2010-10-13 01:49:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


i made you all a cookie... but i eated it

http://monicasogn.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/eated-cookie-lolcat.jpg

.......................
2010-10-13 03:54:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Would you say we would need an Icy Hot patch after playing this? (I know lame,lol)

that joke was

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=281354447885&id=097901fb490e1288d384bc926044d583&index=ch1



Here's the link to the thread it was posted in.

https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=37554-Fire-amp-Ice

Edit: Here's another one.



*prays that the LBP game gets cursed for all who posted on this thread*

Backfire: You posted, too.

Link: https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=35410-Haunted-Majoras-Mask/page3
2010-10-13 15:00:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I haven't played any of the levels yet, but I will inform you that I soiled my pants due to the excitement of anticipation.



Ok, ok, I admit!!

I started LittleBIGAl-Qaeda.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4061/4412454028_27dcf0129a_o.jpg
..................o.o
2010-10-13 15:52:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


your anatomy is awesome

Said to me on my art thread. Awesome. And a little creepy.
But you know I like it that way.
2010-10-13 15:59:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874


Then I slip into dragonvarsity's bathroom unnoticed (OMG i never thought i would say that! XD)

Link: https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=25960-Grab-The-Gold!/page46
2010-10-13 16:15:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


Interesting fact: the word 'quote' has been written way over 358 times on the OP.

I say over because it's been written so much that Google Chrome can't count all of them.
2010-10-13 17:24:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


If you used to Watch Billy and Mandy, Dracula only Scrapes and Licks

Actually, I just found this after I clicked from video to video after typing "vampires don't suck".


I thought it was pretty random...
2010-10-14 01:15:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


I thought today was state the obvious day?

My cat is a cat. Your mum is your mum. Alec likes men.

From The off topic group.
2010-10-14 20:15:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


From The off topic group.

no man no the meme is
Doopz likes Men
you cant change that meme
2010-10-14 20:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


no man no the meme is
Doopz likes Men
you cant change that meme

I can because I'm better than you.

2010-10-14 21:00:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


but you like me cause im a man 2010-10-14 21:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


oh wow, i actually got a comment on the list!
http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/vv89/joshofsouls/Roflmao.png
SCORE!
2010-10-14 21:51:00

Author:
Joshofsouls
Posts: 1569


but you like me cause im a man

Are we sure about that?

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/065/732/original/troll.png?1281868459
2010-10-14 23:31:00

Author:
Unknown User


I go to my secret base, where I grow a new arm using some advanced biotechnology that you shouldn't try to understand..
...............
2010-10-15 02:05:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Are we sure about that?

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/065/732/original/troll.png?1281868459

Fail troll fails
2010-10-15 06:16:00

Author:
Unknown User


Fail troll fails

It wasn't me acting like a troll.
2010-10-15 06:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


This message has been brought to you by the Coalition for Rational and Calm Behavior (TM)


This belongs in Schm0's sig.
2010-10-15 18:35:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578


JspOt sharing his experiences:


I was about to pinch my nose to sneeze.
Then I farted.

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/group.php?do=discuss&gmid=38013#gmessage38013
2010-10-15 22:03:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


From the ugly mugs thread (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=443-The-Ugly-Mugs-of-LBPC&p=656749#post656749):




http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=25319
I can see you


you look awfull lot like a girl with thath hair

Well, that's only slightly true. You can't even see more than a quarter of his face

I have (decently) long hair too, but I'm a guy. No one mistakes me for a girl.



but he has the same hair as my ex :x


Does he have the same face too?

...........

From the "finish that sentence!" (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=17518-Finish-that-Sentence!/page128) thread



I love the way you...


... fart.



....................They're a bit meh, but i'm bored :arg:
2010-10-17 01:14:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Warning - Spam Can may cause emo

From Spam can III

EDIT: Another one



Find a Nice girl (that i can thrust atleast) Remember, this is a family forum.
2010-10-18 13:00:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


So I was flipping through my GameInformer for this month and I came across a page titled, SacredCow Barbecue, which I believe is where people Roast a game, oh and, guss who I found on the 2nd page of said page -

http://i54.tinypic.com/34opjwx.jpg

Oh how the RAWK have fallen


Rawk got owned by a Demon Cow


Rock is the Chuck Norris of LBPC - He is not being owned, that is just how he rolls!

There used to be a street named after RockSauron, but it was changed because nobody crosses RockSauron and lives. Cows included.

So i herd u liek 10 characterz?
2010-10-20 07:29:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


I published a beta level where you control a pole dancing sackbot who performs in his underpants for a crowd of adoring female fans. It hasn't been moderated yet, so it seems that non-explicit pole dancing is generally considered to be acceptable.

It's called "Stiff Pistons" if anyone wants to check it out.
I don't understand why you didn't ask me to play test this. I can scream as good as the next girl.

Very... interesting.
2010-10-21 17:32:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


From Spam can III

EDIT: Another one

That i can *youknow* atleast
Lol
2010-10-21 17:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


Doopz, the last quote I posted is inside the Cow Picture's spoiler... Is that right?2010-10-21 20:32:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Doopz, the last quote I posted is inside the Cow Picture's spoiler... Is that right?

Oops, lol. :blush:

I always look for the [/spoiler] and put the quote just before that. I must have seen the [/spoiler] for the cow picture's spoiler.

Fixed.
2010-10-21 20:57:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


When the toast jumps out of the toaster...Seriously, it scares the hell out of me.

(Check the thread)
2010-10-22 04:51:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 612010-10-22 20:06:00

Author:
Unknown User


I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61

Are you trying to get that into the quote archive?

If so you might want to read this:


Okay, guys, I think you're missing the point of this thread. It's not a spam can where you can make up meaningless drivel in the hopes that Doopz will deem it amusing enough to add to the list, but a place to suggest quotes from other parts of the forum.

So anything which isn't a quote, or a link to a quote, from another post somewhere else on the forum, will deemed to be spam, and the next person to spam gets silenced.

You have been warned.
2010-10-22 20:12:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61
I think that's the second time someone posted something related to MGS on this thread lol.
2010-10-22 20:23:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


Are you trying to get that into the quote archive?

If so you might want to read this:

it was a test to See who the traitors are

ill check the forums for a new quote
2010-10-22 21:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


it was a test to See who the traitors are

Hybrid, I'm not sure I'll ever understand you...
2010-10-23 14:21:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Hybrid, I'm not sure I'll ever understand you...

check who were ganne to betray me
2010-10-23 16:23:00

Author:
Unknown User


I just noticed this thread is misspelled/has bad grammar :3 does that count?


http://www.omgmod.org/wiki/images/5/51/Nazi.jpg
Ok Poeple lets get all in lines,Ina Needs to inspect oure posts
I Hope ours are Grammar is good or else we get on the transport to Auschwitz for Grammar lessons


If I had it my way you would've been in the gas chamber long ago :kz:




Resit teh speelrs!!
http://pleasedress.me/img/15726.gif



I thought it was freaking hilarious.
2010-10-24 03:26:00

Author:
Unknown User


Conversation Between Doopz479 and Alec (http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/converse.php?u=6457&u2=6646&page=2)
Yes I'm stalking you guys...
Best lines:


Well that most be...*counts on fingers*

49 209,6267?

I can't afford that

Yes you can.

Just sell all your belongings, including your pants. :kz:

I want to keep my pants D:

Well then live the rest of forever with slow loading times on SackHQ. D:

Buuuuuuuut


/loads/


2010-10-24 13:51:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


My dream last night was kind of random... It was about this girl that is one of my classes (not one that I have a crush on...) and she got moved into all of my classes and I was like what the heck. Then later on in the dream my principle told me that I have been going to the wrong classes all semester and will need to go to summer school.

THEN my crush started talking to me (in my dream) and she explained to me in great detail that she was once a man.

Funniest dream ever.
2010-10-25 05:02:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


It is sooo tempting to put that quote in but remove the part about it being a dream...

Like this..


last night was kind of random... this girl that is one of my classes (not one that I have a crush on...) got moved into all of my classes and I was like what the heck. Then later on my principle told me that I have been going to the wrong classes all semester and will need to go to summer school to receive all of my credits

THEN my crush started talking to me and she explained to me in great detail that she was once a man.

Unfortunately I'm not that cruel.
2010-10-25 17:45:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Close second: Dressing up as a terrorist at school.

what he may do on a daily basis...
2010-10-25 18:37:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


amirite? I am drunk, so I might not be, but I'm pretty sure that's correct

Look what I found
2010-10-25 20:38:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653


Who are you oh, almighty peanut? XD


I'm peanut, but you can just call me peanut :kz:


I am not worth... *Checks Visitor Messages* Oh, it's you


I am peanut..Not Alec...Wait what?

You have seen nothing! *bounces away*


Huh? No, seems like I mistaked you to be somebody completely else, can't be that person... You must be... Ummh... BREMNEN!!! :kz:


Yes, yes ye...I mean NO! I are peanut, no one else :kz:

*dramatic music*


I don't believe you... CASHEW!


Noooooooooouuuuu





Shhh, I won't tell anybody... For a little price


What price?

*hands over peanuts*

Shhhh


The price is... ALMOND... And I want him salted.


NOOOO Not my brother! D:


Yes... Now, do it willingly, or I am gonna pull Hazel into this mess as well


Nuuu, don't bring dad into this


This has gone to far Peanut, stop the madness and no one will be hurt


Madness?

THIS.
IS.
PEAAAAAAANUUUUUTS!


Me and "peanut" having a normal conversation ... On our visitor message boards. Ps. his real identity is hidden in there
2010-10-25 21:44:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


Peanut's magic mushrooms aint drugs, they are legal medical products... Which is more or less the same, it just has a (tm) strapped on it.

At one point we've ALL tried Peanut's* magical mushrooms.

*Alec**
**CANDY_KING_ALEC***
***The Game
2010-10-26 03:05:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Marriage means thath you purely love your partner and Trust her or Him in the Fullest and always stay together

sadly poeple get devorced


Mostly their the ones that dont play lbp with each other.

Soooo ten character anyone?
2010-10-26 13:07:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


I'm already married...


Tell us what it's like then


Doopz and I have a wonderful marriage


I hate you I hate you I hate you, *runs off crying*



Guys, you can share me! Plasma can have me Mondays through to Wednesdays, robotiod can have me Thursdays through to Saturdays and Sundays will be my free time to plan how I'm ever going to get rid of you both.

<3

......................<3
2010-10-26 14:49:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Why do none of the ones I post ever get in the op? 2010-10-26 15:49:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874


Why do none of the ones I post ever get in the op?

I just looked back a few pages and the only post I could find by you, the quote was added. So you can't say none of them ever get added.

Could you post an example of one that didn't get added? There's a chance I could have missed it...
2010-10-26 15:56:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


None of MY quotes are in there WHY DO YOU HATE ME!? 2010-10-26 17:19:00

Author:
Unknown User


Why do none of the ones I post ever get in the op?
1 did:





your anatomy is awesome

However 1 did not:


im finally done with being a noob

You've only posted 2 D:
Weird how 1 is from me, and the other from my ex.. o.0
2010-10-26 17:47:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Yeah.. well.. I had an affair with Darth Vader.

Afterwards he told me he was my father.. o_O
....................



Oops.. double-post..
2010-10-26 22:47:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


....................



Oops.. double-post..

Lol, way ahead of you. I added that like the second it was posted.
2010-10-26 22:58:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


But there is a fundamental flaw in your analysis here. You assume, without any evidence, that these aliens haven't invented magic.....

I cant believe i missed this when it was posted like a week ago.
2010-10-27 23:46:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


little girl parallel parking ftw.

Need I say more?
2010-10-28 00:09:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


Got cramps? Try NEUFRA!

You ought to see the whoe thing... xD
2010-10-28 05:13:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


I saw something similar to that after inhaling fumes from cat urine.

lol
2010-10-28 06:29:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


I don't feel I can actually post it, but the rtm223 Teebonesy spotlight was one of the funniest reads I'd had in a very long time, heres the link to the thread.

https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=24133-Resuming-the-Creator-Spotlight/page3
2010-10-30 17:52:00

Author:
booXely
Posts: 654


Bremnen <3


I thought you were more than just friends


You know it <3


Uhm, is Bremnen aware of this??




He's the one that gave me the Ring Pop (http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Ring-Pop-candy-75300_160_160.jpg) Ring to prove it <3


Inanimacy <3

We are <3

You better believe it! <3


I love you Bremny <3


I love you more Inan <3


I love romances
2010-10-30 19:24:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


aww... darn someone posted it before me! hmpf.... * stomps away mumbling to himself saying... BE FASTER NEXT TIME! *

EDIT! ooh.. maybe the above can be a quote! or probably not....

I FOUND ONE!


http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/LBPC-Style/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Inanimacy http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/LBPC-Style/buttons/viewpost-right.png (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=p=663403#post663403)
You will later on learn how to read 'Hybrid Speek'. It is a skill that takes many weeks to master, your training begins now.

EDIT: also, don't bring up Hybrid's grammar issues to Hybrid, he goes into a protective stage and says HIS EXCUSE is fast typing, when he can just click Edit Post. Also, he spells worse when mad.



http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9962/5732089ccc53b00f.jpg (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9962/5732089ccc53b00f.jpg)

you startled the HYBRID

The Reason my gramar and spelling are Horible is Fast typing, it is not a Exuse its The truth.
And I do not edit posts, Cause i'm too lazy to do That!

http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/attachments/ve-holden-commodore-2006/47618d1211483551-otr-ve-ss-grammar_time.gif (http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/attachments/ve-holden-commodore-2006/47618d1211483551-otr-ve-ss-grammar_time.gif)
2010-10-30 19:57:00

Author:
flamesterart
Posts: 585


Ok I edited this


Who is your best friend?

Bremnen <3

Inanimacy <3

I thought you were more than just friends
You know it <3

We are <3

Uhm, is Bremnen aware of this??

He's the one that gave me the Ring Pop (http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Ring-Pop-candy-75300_160_160.jpg) Ring to prove it <3

You better believe it! <3

I love you Bremny <3

I love you more Inan <3

AAAAWWWWww Come on guys! I'm gonna cry.I've never seen such passion since I first saw Titanic.

Yeah... but Inanimacy dies in the end.

(We all know Bremnen's the girl in this situation.)

Well played Sir.

...
I leave you with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPiO-_md0g



Who is your best friend?

Bremnen <3

Inanimacy <3

I thought you were more than just friends
You know it <3

We are <3

Uhm, is Bremnen aware of this??

He's the one that gave me the Ring Pop (http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Ring-Pop-candy-75300_160_160.jpg) Ring to prove it <3

You better believe it! <3

I love you Bremny <3

I love you more Inan <3

AAAAWWWWww Come on guys! I'm gonna cry.I've never seen such passion since I first saw Titanic.

Yeah... but Inanimacy dies in the end.

(We all know Bremnen's the girl in this situation.)

Well played Sir.

...
I leave you with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPiO-_md0g

OCD got to me >.<

omg two in under an hour XD!



I would like to announce that I had a wet dream.It happened spontaneosly I don't know why....it just spontaneouly started raining over here.
2010-10-31 06:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


See spoiler in the post above, for some reason quoting that post broke the spoiler.

If more people could do things like that more often...I think I'd wet myself...in a good way...
2010-10-31 19:37:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


If more people could do things like that more often...I think I'd wet myself...in a good way...

Want me to do that then? :3
2010-10-31 19:40:00

Author:
Unknown User


Want me to do that then? :3

If you want to yeah, only with long chains of quotes like that. If it's just 1 or 2 quotes I'm fine.
2010-10-31 19:53:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


i clicked the submit quote option on the first post... that i just noticed and realized... ITS A REPLY TO THE THREAD... i thought that it was a link to pm someone, or a reply to a submission thread or something.. ( i am a complete idiot... but most people already know that. if you didn't. you, my friend, are a complete idiot too. ) so, uh... about my submission (look up ^ ) how come that wasn't added. ( just asking. : ) oh and where is the spoiler thing? i can't seem to find it. 2010-11-01 03:30:00

Author:
flamesterart
Posts: 585


"22 i cant really understand the Ungreth species quite yet."2010-11-01 03:47:00

Author:
creator430
Posts: 12


This not work.My Pod just fall down and my Ps3 shut down.

http://www.dailyhaggis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/o_rly.jpg

The Code to the quote:




This not work.My Pod just fall down and my Ps3 shut down.

http://www.dailyhaggis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/o_rly.jpg









(that quote got 7 "thanks'&apos
2010-11-01 15:03:00

Author:
ViniciusBR11
Posts: 546


so, uh... about my submission (look up ^ ) how come that wasn't added. ( just asking. : )

Because I have no idea where that quote originally came from. Get the quote properly next time by clicking http://gyazo.com/89b4f7ef7c93466c309f8ee900870c99.png and copying & pasting the quote's code here.


oh and where is the spoiler thing? i can't seem to find it.

I'm not quite sure what you're asking here. Are you asking how to make a spoiler?

If that's the case use Spoiler text which turns to
Spoiler text
2010-11-01 17:56:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


I'd answer your questions but my Big Mac is getting cold and I have to finish polishing up my .357



Nuff said.
2010-11-01 20:07:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


O.O ok. thanks. my reply with quote doesnt work... ( sad ) so, ill just edit this post with the location. and thanks for the help...

https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=38880-Your-Perfect-Pizza/page2
go to the above address, to post #25 for a quote i found. ( not the one i posted earlier. )
https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=36971-Halloween-2010-disguise-yourself-as-another-forum-member/page39
go there and go to post 579 for the quote i posted earlier.

EDIT* i dont get vicius's quote either! ( i totally forgot how to spell his name when i went into editor.. T.T)
See. i am done this time!
2010-11-01 22:26:00

Author:
flamesterart
Posts: 585


I don't understand Vinicus's quote

The 2 funniest ones from the reply



2012 is said to be a switch in magnetic poles... oh no, my compass is pointing in the wrong direction. Aaaaaaahh.

As for me? I'll probably be enjoying Christmas break, riding Space Mountain at Disneyland.
2010-11-01 22:35:00

Author:
Unknown User


I'm still alive


Well, that's encouraging... No, no. Really, that's encouraging. Glad to hear your alive. I totally thought you were dead. Totally. But yeah, alive is good, alive is good.

..................................O.o
2010-11-02 23:50:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Stay away from my Comphy you cow!


I like how BabyDoll had to edit it <3
2010-11-03 01:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


good sources

new york times
dictionary
playstation magazine
media molecule
g4tv

bad sources

the guy at the video store
amazon.com
your pet
intuition
toast

thank you, and have a nice day.

Full of win and jelly.

Edit: For some reason the caps on the quote went away
2010-11-03 02:26:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Two quotes,

1.


My Uncle's called Chris




Then Bob's Your Uncle!!....Oh wait, he's my uncle.
2.


Wow there is alot of uncles mine is named Sammy.


We don't need any more uncles!!....So the list so far is,
Bob, Chris, and Sammy.
C'mon, One for the family heritage thread!!
2010-11-03 02:51:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


It's all grown up and hitting puberty and making sackbot babies all over the place.12345678902010-11-03 05:26:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


Two quotes,

1.

2.

C'mon, One for the family heritage thread!!

I don't get what's funny about either of them, sorry..
2010-11-03 19:41:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


I like long walks on the beach

I like you <3
Inan is cheating on Bremnen
2010-11-03 20:14:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


Inan is cheating on Bremnen

That is a lie good sir!

:kz:

/runs away in worry/
2010-11-03 23:56:00

Author:
Unknown User


I also have Comph.

The two of you shall fight for my <3

I'm goooooood.

Oh. Quotes....that's right...



I making a list to see which and how many LBPCentral users live in Yuma Az, The list so far,

The-Questor

So far, there is a LOT of people who live in yuma. ;p


what the crap is yuma ?
2010-11-04 00:52:00

Author:
Unknown User


I am Questor, and I approve of that^^^^^^^ message.2010-11-04 00:55:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


If the spell checker told you it was OK to jump off a cliff, would you?? Hmmmm?

I can't find the post number as the thread was locked, sowwy..

On a side note, reading the quotes, I'd say Inan's largest contribuition to the site is comic relief.
2010-11-04 06:58:00

Author:
booXely
Posts: 654


I can't find the post number as the thread was locked, sowwy..

On a side note, reading the quotes, I'd say Inan's largest contribuition to the site is comic relief.

Not to mention trolling, some spam, and sarcasm.

What ever would we do without him?<3
2010-11-04 16:01:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


Inan blackmailing Zim:



Don't worry, it's not gonna take a year to release like something around here...But it's going to span a pretty long time.

Just lost my patience.

Anyway, so, donations, :3

I have your PayPal

No you don't, you liar.

Want me to post it in the thread so everyone else can use it?

OKAY I BELIEVE YOU!

JUST DON'T.
feck


I tried to make a spoiler with the code, but I couldn't...
2010-11-04 16:32:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Not to mention trolling, some spam, and sarcasm.

What ever would we do without him?<3

I love you too Ninja <3
2010-11-05 00:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


bizarre peanut fetish

Anything we didn't know here?
2010-11-07 18:07:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


I can't find the post number as the thread was locked, sowwy..

Never fear! Starchy is here! :hero:


If the spell checker told you it was OK to jump off a cliff, would you?? Hmmmm?
2010-11-08 00:54:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353


Anything we didn't know here?

... I feel like noting how "peanuts" can be split into two separate terms that are somewhat related to the topic at hand, but I don't wanna be banned ;-;
2010-11-08 01:01:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


I saw a naked penguin.
http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/converse.php?u=6646&u2=11174
2010-11-08 21:37:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


In Soviet Russia, Family Guy is still funny.
Nyuk Nyuk, much?
2010-11-10 01:25:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


Ive got one!


... I feel like noting how "peanuts" can be split into two separate terms that are somewhat related to the topic at hand, but I don't wanna be banned ;-;

You know you were just waiting for that to happen.
2010-11-10 01:26:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


OMG! Just found an awesome quote from my buddy jeffcu28!

P.S. I'm gonna ban you because your awesome levels make me look bad!
Clicky (http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/converse.php?u=10498&u2=5637)
EDIT:
Found another quote,

What do I do at work when my boss is not present..? Well...

http://images.gamekult.com/blog/imgdb/000/000/530/715_2.jpg

http://images.gamekult.com/blog/imgdb/000/000/530/714_2.jpg


EDIT: OOH!! A double edit!!
Found ANOTHER quote!

Taffey, do you just randomly go on google to get pictures of Pizza?


No!

I also go there for pictures of Oreos.
2010-11-10 01:33:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


I was not stalking Doopz:



feddtwbhrnw

I disagree with that statement, I find that it's actually a case of 'feddewbrhw' rather than 'feddtwbhrnw'. While I do see where you're coming from, it's certainly not correct.
2010-11-11 22:52:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Yuck.
A little math.

Sausage = Pig
Pig = Filthy
Filthy = Bad Bacteria
Bad Bacteria = Death
Death = No more LBP

That's why I only eat beef sausage.

DAM NATURE! you scary!
2010-11-12 04:40:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


Another one



My favorite item has to be the....
ROCKET CHEETAH


With that phrase, Shadow3596 had been banished from any and all LBP-related sites.
He was never to be heard of, and no one heard from him after that day, as if he had simply dissapeared from the LittleBIGUniverse...:kz:





I'm on a roll! 3 in a row.



Brief text for the OP: gdn is a war veteran, and has earned many useful skills in his experiences. He won't care if you fire at him, but if you dare to lay a finger in his friends, he gets really angry.


I hope that's a typo. O_o

And where is Doopz? havent seen him in a while.
2010-11-13 04:39:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


I don't have very good timing in my jumps and not sure which control button to jump my sack person.


How did you get through the rest of the story without jumping, if you didn't know how? SKILLZZZ.


I am legitimately impressed.


I don't have very good timing in my jumps and not sure which control button to jump my sack person.


How did you get through the rest of the story without jumping, if you didn't know how? SKILLZZZ.


I am legitimately impressed.

and this is a filler.
2010-11-13 23:19:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


http://lh3.ggpht.com/_lu60mKzsdms/TN_afJpH3OI/AAAAAAAAAFE/6d4PF2MBtnM/s640/Photo%20Nov%2014%2C%204%2045%2048.jpg

Logic for the 5-hit combo facing both directions, including double jump logic. It's nuts having to think about the timing and button cancels to ensure this thing plays like a God of War or Devil May Cry. Still haven't implemented the hard attacks or the rest of the guardians, lol.


Pft, you call that logic?? There's like 20 components there total

hey i found another!!


http://lh3.ggpht.com/_lu60mKzsdms/TN_afJpH3OI/AAAAAAAAAFE/6d4PF2MBtnM/s640/Photo%20Nov%2014%2C%204%2045%2048.jpg

Logic for the 5-hit combo facing both directions, including double jump logic. It's nuts having to think about the timing and button cancels to ensure this thing plays like a God of War or Devil May Cry. Still haven't implemented the hard attacks or the rest of the guardians, lol.


Pft, you call that logic?? There's like 20 components there total
2010-11-14 20:15:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


Prbome;ls are ittre;evamt because everyone will dies !

I don't think you're entirely sober.

Maybe not, but my point was vaild.
........wut?
2010-11-14 21:20:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653


Anybody willing to improve my sig/avatar for Myself? PM me

I insist that my point was valid. Problems are irrelevant because everyone dies, therefore ending their problems, and regardless of how many/few problems you have, your fate is already sealed. No point worrying, right?

So it was valid, i just had issues wording it -_-
2010-11-14 22:48:00

Author:
Unknown User


My neck often sees strenuous activity when gaming.
That is all.
2010-11-15 18:58:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


how many hearts does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

The world may never know.
The world may never know?
2010-11-16 04:00:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


However the women are curvy, heh heh.


Yep, that's a keeper!
2010-11-23 17:26:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


I hope I did it right and iIt's kinda long but here it is.


Well, everyone was posting there closeups so-
EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/5134/extremecloseup.png



Well, everyone was posting there closeups so-
EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/5134/extremecloseup.png

You have a lovely smile



You have a lovely smile

Smile? I thought it was chocolates with bubblegum. :/



Smile? I thought it was chocolates with bubblegum. :/

you can eat them if you want



you can eat them if you want

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=26767
2010-11-23 19:54:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


Oooh, show us the video you sexy beast you.

/disturbed deeply
2010-11-24 03:45:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403


OBV he has been playing LBP all day so he got all hot and sweaty and needed to get some air to the gonads .

If dad is dead then who was 10 characters?
2010-11-25 15:08:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


One question: Why in the world did you play a game like LBP, in your undearwear?

Your response suggests that while you wouldn't think LBP in your pants is acceptable, but other games would be... Out of curiosity, which games would you deem acceptable for playing partially nude? Is there some kind of formula I can use to determine the suitable minimum amount of clothing for a particular game? I wouldn't want to make any gaming fashion faux pas in future

The computer tells me I must have 10 characters to post so these are just filler. However, since I wish my post to have some use other than telling you a quote from another memeber, I feel inclined to tell you a story. To make it more interesting, I'll even tell it to you in one huge run on sentence, so if you decide to read it out loud you will never have time to take a break, suffocate, and die. However, now that I have typed all this telling you I was going to share a story with you, I realized my hands are cold and I don't feel up to the task of telling you a story. Thank you.
2010-11-25 17:02:00

Author:
booXely
Posts: 654


Fat **** Santa, his retarded elf friends and Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer can all go to hell.

I hate christmas.



Fat **** Santa, his retarded elf friends and Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer can all go to hell.

I hate christmas.

Okay... Enjoy your coal...



Okay... Enjoy your coal...

Coal is more than likely the only thing that makes ungreth happy. That and clubbing baby seals

*insert 10 characters here*
2010-11-27 17:07:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


None of us deserve crowns.

What we actually deserve is a stiff boot up the backside for obsessing over frivolous video game accessories, wasting away so many valuable hours of our relatively short lives with our sweaty palms wrapped around our dual analogue controllers while staring boggle eyed at a TV screen, and spending more time communicating with clusters of sprites than we do with our real life friends and family. And don't try telling me that's not you, because if you're here reading this then there's a 99% chance that it is. Whether you admit it to yourself or not, deep in your heart you know it.

Now move along back to your pods...there's nothing to see here

That Ungreth character is quite the riot.
2010-11-28 21:05:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


WOOP WOOP!

jeffcu28 just layed a truffle 'O worthy quotes for 'ye!



In the meantime, I have to find the other 3 people who want to join the ban party.


Wow! I didn't know y'all wanted to get banned. You know, y'all could just ask me kindly via PM or something, and I'd be delighted to ban you for two weeks, four weeks, or better yet, permaban!

By Truffle I meant 2.....Deal with it.
/runs
2010-11-30 00:54:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


Cog, how do you not have the died in a community level pin!? Are you... Are you God?



Cog, how do you not have the died in a community level pin!? Are you... Are you God?

Oh you silly 10 characters
2010-11-30 04:02:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626


My votes are based on my opinions. Whomever I believe deserves it, will be the person I will vote for. Now hush your mouth and eat your vegetables <3
You're not my momma! >:/
2010-12-01 08:17:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149


You're not my momma! >:/

Don't talk back, it's rude.


Apparently they have discovered a series of cerebral umbilical cord tendrils leading up into space to what they call "pods" where they have discovered small sack like beings...
2010-12-01 08:22:00

Author:
Unknown User


[insert conversation starter here]

[insert "I have to go to bed right now, we'll talk tomorrow" here]


Before you decide to test your cane on me, I was just... http://www.igrejaebenezer.org/images/loading.gif ...clicking on something when I "accidentally" got to this... Now, take that away! No! NO! NOOO!!!

*radio static sound*
2010-12-01 21:47:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Here in jolly old England, The Queen is every teenagers crush

http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/queen-elizabeth-ii.jpg

she lookin fine! lolz. I found it while searching for those maps of stereotypes in the england thread. I told my World Civics teacher that i had found some, and he said to bring him a link so he could take a look. <.< >.> i told him, they weren't exactly school appropriate... but, i am gonna do it anyway. but, when i got done i found this. LOLZ.

QUOTE=MrFunctionality;672563] Here in jolly old England, The Queen is every teenagers crus

http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/queen-elizabeth-ii.jpg

she lookin fine![/QUOTE]
2010-12-01 22:41:00

Author:
flamesterart
Posts: 585


I smell spoiled children.

/poor/

All I want is Bremnen to have a Christmas <3


@Clay <3


ALL I WANT IS MAH PSN TO WORK!

Now all I want is Bremnen's PSN to work <3
Doopz can have the christmas <3


It seems as though everyone is trying to steal MY bremnen, I must have a word with him



I smell spoiled children.

/poor/

All I want is Bremnen to have a Christmas <3


@Clay <3


ALL I WANT IS MAH PSN TO WORK!

Now all I want is Bremnen's PSN to work <3
Doopz can have the christmas <3



I want Santa's list of where all the naughty girls live.
2010-12-01 23:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


I just want to cuddle him.

Bart get out I'm 10 characters!
2010-12-02 18:10:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


Bake him INTO a batch of cookies and feed him to the homeless orphans down the street as a 'Christmas Present'.

:kz:

lolololololololololololol
2010-12-02 20:52:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


Sorry for not updating the thread in a while, my excuse is that my internet has been slow recently. Once it's back up to speed I'll catch up on the outstanding quotes, promise.

Or will I?
2010-12-04 11:23:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Sorry for not updating the thread in a while, my excuse is that my internet has been slow recently. Once it's back up to speed I'll catch up on the outstanding quotes, promise.

Or will I?

you better coz iz haz one


Canada: 3
Stereotypes: 0
No snow, still in the lead!
2010-12-05 00:37:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


The computer tells me I must have 10 characters to post so these are just filler. However, since I wish my post to have some use other than telling you a quote from another memeber, I feel inclined to tell you a story. To make it more interesting, I'll even tell it to you in one huge run on sentence, so if you decide to read it out loud you will never have time to take a break, suffocate, and die. However, now that I have typed all this telling you I was going to share a story with you, I realized my hands are cold and I don't feel up to the task of telling you a story. Thank you.

lol. a quote, from within the quote archives.


The computer tells me I must have 10 characters to post so these are just filler. However, since I wish my post to have some use other than telling you a quote from another memeber, I feel inclined to tell you a story. To make it more interesting, I'll even tell it to you in one huge run on sentence, so if you decide to read it out loud you will never have time to take a break, suffocate, and die. However, now that I have typed all this telling you I was going to share a story with you, I realized my hands are cold and I don't feel up to the task of telling you a story. Thank you.
2010-12-05 21:26:00

Author:
flamesterart
Posts: 585


I once almost bought a tee-shirt for my husband that said "I want my last words in this life to be "Hey, guys! Watch this!"

I want one too!!!
2010-12-05 23:36:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Oh hai, I iz in ur thredz seein wot youse postn.. But iz jus teh spamz an mehbee if u cahn be maykin conversashuns weel haz too lokk teh spamthredz. Dun maek dis happen:



http://vitacola.vi.ohost.de/g/data/media/49/moderator_kitteh.jpg


kthnxbai.

Yeah, I can't explain this one that well either.
2010-12-06 23:51:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


This


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cat-scratches-post.jpg

Should be added to Mercuy's post
2010-12-07 00:11:00

Author:
Unknown User


Did you try Google (http://www.google.com/search?q=convert+video+to+animated+gif)?

Aya posting a taunting response - this, and lolcats, the moderators have gone mad.
2010-12-07 04:17:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


the moderators have gone mad.

agreed. --
2010-12-07 04:22:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


Ohgawd, the mods are frikkin hilarious in this (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=41033-the-lolspeak-game/page2) thread, each mod post should be quoted xD2010-12-08 00:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


OHHHH!!!! I was routing for this (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=41033-the-lolspeak-game/page2) thread too. Why!!!!????? PLZ DON'T TAKES MEH LOLCATS AWAY!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!2010-12-08 00:22:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653


Ever thought to have just called it, "lolcats thread"?
anyways...


I am everywhere :kz: Nice house you got thurr

heh.



the moderators have gone mad.agreed.
2010-12-08 23:14:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


Am I allowed to submit myself in here? Oh well, I am doing anyway!



Now, I've heard doctors say you're not suppose to go and shove these things into your ears and whatnot... Should have listened.


Well, I guess you can't now anyhow!

Ba-zing.
2010-12-15 12:40:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


Yeah, I can't explain this one that well either.

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/4006/original/y-u-no.jpg?1291583460
WHY HE TALK LIKE ME AND BAN ME?
2010-12-15 18:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


2 Wicked Quotes!
Fresh from the forum!



Hillary Clinton offends me (and downright scares the **** out of me).


we buy oure posts from ebay
low quality but cheap :star:
2010-12-19 19:54:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


Mods posting lolcats (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=41885-Anyone-care-to-help-me-(now-w-cat-pics)&p=710351&viewfull=1#post710351)!?

Awesome.
2010-12-20 20:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


DizzyZebra's always got some great quote/posts..lemme find some...


0_0 I believe I might just let you live...

oh thats all i could find.....
2010-12-21 17:59:00

Author:
Hellobob5
Posts: 382


Lowl, I'm safe till you get toast detecting then... D:2010-12-21 18:13:00

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Alex drunk and yelling at a spambot. Sorry, I thought it was hilarious.


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2010-12-25 02:22:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


Alex drunk and yelling at a spambot. Sorry, I thought it was hilarious.




I was going to post that too, but I just screen capped it because it's even more hilarious xD

More Drunk Alex.


I'ce been here for while now, and ithuing its faur to say taht this threa dsnt spam vibed then gfact it is chrosmas, so merry cgutsmas everyone, and go guet vom[e[eelty pissedd... I cany dsy yhsy can i? I, sorry, ;rets make it lbr prealted - pets get co,p;etely podded everuon!@ WOOO!

I love everon herea aaret from hupruid, whos a pric and i hate, ]

<erry vhtidymsd guysa/gals <2

Translation (To what I can understand): I've been here for a while now, and think it's fair to say that this thread (Doesn't?) isn't spam vibed, in fact it is Christmas, so merry Christmas everyone and go get completely wasted. . .I can't say that can I? I'm sorry, let's make it LBP related - lets get completely podded everyone! Woo!

I love everyone here apart from Hybrid, who's a prick and I hate.
2010-12-25 02:23:00

Author:
Unknown User


I was going to post that too, but I just screen capped it because it's even more hilarious xD

Well... Go on, post it!
2010-12-25 02:25:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


http://i56.tinypic.com/351bej6.png

Yes. . .he's at the legal age. . .can't you tell by his sweet 'stache?
2010-12-25 02:32:00

Author:
Unknown User


Bots... They make me angry, ya know? I don't like seeing this great forum dragged down to their level, stupid robo-hybrids...2010-12-25 12:42:00

Author:
Unknown User


I still think you should've used the PSN name Namhctud_Ydlab.
EPIC QUOTE!
(I think)
2010-12-28 21:23:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328


hehe one of my favourite sayings:

ya know what never ceases to amaze me? Amazing things.

2010-12-29 05:05:00

Author:
AssassinatorRFC
Posts: 715


hehe one of my favourite sayings:

ya know what never ceases to amaze me? Amazing things.




Is that even a LBPC quote? If your quote is from LBPC, then give a link to the quote.
2010-12-29 05:08:00

Author:
Unknown User


"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - Off the web

And here's one for the ladies There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

Now listen to this while you think of me Girls


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw
2010-12-29 05:34:00

Author:
MrFunctionality
Posts: 637


Reminding everyone this thread is for quotes made by LBPC members, and posted on LBPC.

EDIT: Epic post by mrsupercomputer


I actually saw Comph playing LBP3 the other day. I tried to join, but he denied me. Just like he denies the connection that we both share when we look into each others eyes.
2010-12-29 17:10:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Gaiz. I don't want to make a thread because of what I'm about to say, but I don't know how to make it public, anyway.

I want to make a thread were people post videos of them dancing to All The Single Ladies, because those videos are hilarious to watch xD
2010-12-30 09:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


Hello Dug, now you have a message! I love you.
love is in the air...<3
2010-12-30 16:02:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


Hilarious quote :


If I had the image import tool I'd publish 20 levels with nothing but boobs.



If I had the image import tool I'd publish 20 levels with nothing but boobs.
2010-12-30 19:27:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


I think this would be the better version:


If I had the image import tool I'd publish 20 levels with nothing but boobs.


Well that's the positive side of the image import, sure, but think of all the bad things people could do with it

[*QUOTE=wexfordian;718151]If I had the image import tool I'd publish 20 levels with nothing but boobs.

[*QUOTE=rtm223;718157]Well that's the positive side of the image import, sure, but think of all the bad things people could do with it [/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
2010-12-30 22:13:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=42520-LBPCentral-Logo-%28this-is-a-test-ignore!%29&p=718853&viewfull=1#post718853 (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=42520-LBPCentral-Logo-%28this-is-a-test-ignore%21%29&p=718853&viewfull=1#post718853)


Aha!
2010-12-31 04:34:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


I feel like having some babies with both CC and Aya.

[*QUOTE=Keldur;718979]I feel like having some babies with both CC and Aya.[/QUOTE]
2010-12-31 16:34:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


I got some quotsies


Hell, I'm basically worthless...

you, sir, can get out.

the Sony NA team have been very good to me.


I actually saw Comph playing LBP3 the other day. I tried to join, but he denied me. Just like he denies the connection that we both share when we look into each others eyes.


Hell, I'm basically worthless...

you, sir, can get out.

the Sony NA team have been very good to me.


I actually saw Comph playing LBP3 the other day. I tried to join, but he denied me. Just like he denies the connection that we both share when we look into each others eyes.
2011-01-04 05:32:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


This is from The Tavern (The PSPers exclusive club, a sort of no noobs zone), and I'm not even sure it's eligible. But it's funny.


Ooooooooh, does anyone watch Peep Show?


Nope. I have no idea what that's about (God forbid they literally mean "peep show" D: )
2011-01-04 14:18:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


I like the shinies. Shinies make me feel good. ;-;

Hey, here's another one!
2011-01-04 14:53:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


Look what I dug up!


Off the top of my head I'd say that your masterpeice is a beacon of hope in an otherwise gloomy world,
You really captured the creative vision of the artist within yourself and let him lose, and you know what? I like him.
When i stare into his eyes, just trying to catch a few fleeting moments of happyness, the world seems pure.

Ofcourse thats not what those darn cigarette companies would want you to think, never stop believing Bremnen!
Never lose hope! It's to late for me! Now I'm confined to the cruel world of stick figures and Doodles!

Don't take me too seriously, your art was great.

:3
2011-01-05 05:28:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


Doopz, you are awesome for this:



In the newer episodes of spongebob, some of the characters that have obviously met before in the older episodes act like they dont know eachother in the newer episodes. Like Spongebob and Larry for example, I know they have met plenty of times in the older episodes but in a newer episode they see eachother at the store or something and as they are talking Larry says "Do i know you?" and then spongebob says "I dont think so" or something like that. And im pretty sure patrick met plankton b4 in some case but also they act like they didnt know eachother. Also Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff used to date and they also act like they didnt know eachother. And im pretty sure something like that has happened more times in the newer episodes that i cant remember. Anyone notice that?


Fish just have bad memory.

(sorry I can't do the quote in quote thing!)
2011-01-06 18:48:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


SOrry, I don't know if this counts, but I wanted to share it:


Little-Big-Planet, typically 2007 Game Developers Conference, Phil Harrison on PlayStation 3 and the user-created content based puzzle plat-former video game, first announced March 7, 2007 is a laser Reduced beam printer in San Francisco, California.

Best spam-bot post evar...
2011-01-06 19:42:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497


If a big black bear bit a big black bug would the big black bear bleed blood?

No but the bug would. But secondly, would I care? not really.


When Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter", if she baked this bitter butter, it would make the batter bitter. But would a bit of better butter make her batter better?

No, because you can't de-bitter batter - it's botched. But rather make a better batch from scratch. If she baked the bitter butter on it's own it would not classify as batter, but would pool and burn on the bottom of her oven. Seems like Betty Botter better buy herself a book on how to cook better.

I don't cook and I won't be frequenting Betty Botter's House of Butter either.

lololololololololol
2011-01-08 02:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


Inan, I do think that everything on that thread so far is quotable.


do you <3 me?

love is a strong word.....

I understand.
2011-01-08 03:22:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135


Myself....


I enjoy playing with myself too.



And pretty much everything in the 'Meet The Staff III' thread lol
2011-01-08 19:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


i was gonna do tommys quote.... your always 1 step ahead of everyone Inan, or maybe im just 1 step behind.......2011-01-08 19:49:00

Author:
Hellobob5
Posts: 382


-------
:'( Now how will I have my fun?

Well, there's this nifty thing called a PS3. That stands for PlayStation 3. It's kind of like a workstation but instead of work, you can play. Then there are these discs you can get for it that have games on them. One of them is called LittleBigPlanet and I hear it's fun to play.

Yo dawg I heard you like characters so we put ten characters on yo post so you can post with your 10 characters
2011-01-08 22:34:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


It's times like this where you can see why capitalism works - it's built on the sturdy foundation of dumb people having money.

Well said.
2011-01-10 21:12:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


I just. . .I . . .It's an amazing quote, but it's from a PSN chat.


Foofles: Too many girls I ... get foofy with... are fitness freaks.
2011-01-12 00:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


I was under the impression that ladylyn, y'know... was a lady?his willy gently says no...

For some reason, it was the word "gently" that made it amusing.
2011-01-13 17:36:00

Author:
Aya042
Posts: 2870


i would post stuff here but i have trouble with quotes.

but that is an awesome find aya
2011-01-13 21:57:00

Author:
unXpectiD
Posts: 1132


If you could list your favorite things about LittleBigPlanet, what would they be?

The community

And your least favorite thing(s)?

The community

I changed the person this is attributed to, as it comes from the creator spotlight.
2011-01-16 03:10:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


He hacked my PS3 account. He got a concussion after that (thank you nature for your heavy, hard brain-damaging rocks!). And that is why I was expelled from that school.


Though the subject is quite brutal, I found this hilarious.
2011-01-18 05:25:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


He pokes people with his paperclips while you're not looking.

<3 Merc's definition of Clive's evil side...
2011-01-25 00:51:00

Author:
BangGhost
Posts: 53



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