Archive: 41 posts

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for me is when my friend told me this when we were playing COD world at war "Looks like the nazi cant, NA-ZI!!!!" ಠ_ಠ

2010-08-20 00:04:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853

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"Yeah... In like Flymn" (Uncharted 2) Why? I don't get it. Seriously.

2010-08-20 00:06:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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pun? whats thath ?

2010-08-20 00:21:00 Author: Unknown User

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"Yeah... In like Flymn" (Uncharted 2) Why? I don't get it. Seriously. http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/198700.html

2010-08-20 00:24:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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pun? whats thath ? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pun here you go

2010-08-20 00:24:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853

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Ghandi walked a lot, so he had big callouses on his feet. He was also very frail due to his vegetarian diet which also, coincidentally gave him bad breath. You could say he was a Super Calloused Fragile Mystic, Hexed With Halitosis.

2010-08-20 00:32:00 Author: SpeedyMcKnuckles Posts: 331

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"Stagecoach? More like the lame-o-bile XD!" -Silverleon

2010-08-20 00:37:00 Author: Incinerator22 Posts: 3251

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Ghandi walked a lot, so he had big callouses on his feet. He was also very frailstrong due to his vegetarian diet which also, coincidentally gave him badgood breath. You could say he was a Super Calloused FragileStrong MysticIntellectual, Hexed With HalitosisCourage. Don't hate. <3.

2010-08-20 01:03:00 Author: Bremnen Posts: 1800

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I have heard to many to pick one out but the top few are like: did you hear about the 2 tv aireals that got married? The service was terrible but the reception was brilliant ):-(

2010-08-20 01:10:00 Author: AssassinatorRFC Posts: 715

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This, is Silverleons, haven. He's quite punny though

2010-08-20 01:23:00 Author: Unknown User

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Ghandi walked a lot, so he had big callouses on his feet. He was also very frail due to his vegetarian diet which also, coincidentally gave him bad breath. You could say he was a Super Calloused Fragile Mystic, Hexed With Halitosis. That's not bad, that's genious! "Stagecoach? More like the lame-o-bile XD!" -Silverleon Sigh, let it go dude, "ohh he insulted my stagecoach, ohhh poor me" :/ Not intended to be a pun to begin with and happened soooo long ago. Man can you hold a grudge for pointless stuff. lol, seriously...

2010-08-20 01:27:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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"Your fate is sealed, seal."

2010-08-20 01:30:00 Author: Richasackboy Posts: 619

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The horse was shy because it was a little hoarse.

2010-08-20 02:57:00 Author: warlord_evil Posts: 4193

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The local newspaper held a pun contest, so I submitted ten puns, hoping one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

2010-08-20 03:47:00 Author: MobiusDT Posts: 89

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Don't hate. <3. Not hating at all. I'm well aware of Ghandi's brilliance and impact on society. Saw that in a book by a guy named Spider Robinson a long time ago, and it stuck with me. The Callahan Chronicles are filled with brilliant puns. Highly recommended for the OP. The original has a much longer set up, with reverence aplenty. No offense intended.

2010-08-20 03:52:00 Author: SpeedyMcKnuckles Posts: 331

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Not intended to be a pun to begin with and happened soooo long ago. Bad puns are timeless and live on forever.

2010-08-20 04:03:00 Author: Incinerator22 Posts: 3251

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What's a mouse's favorite cheese? Na-Cho Cheese! Get it! It's a play-on-words for "Not Your Cheese". Well, at least I know a mouse's favorite game: Par-Cheesy! I know, that was Cheesy. Was it good? I don't know, but I Queso! (My God... what did I have to drink?)

2010-08-20 04:04:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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"I am not 'mean'! I am 'average'!" Haha.... get it? "mean", "average", same thing in math terms, oh gosh...

2010-08-20 04:25:00 Author: ShamgarBlade Posts: 1010

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There is so much wrong with this. http://acegamez.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Sneak-King-Packshot.jpg

2010-08-20 04:35:00 Author: Foofles Posts: 2278

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there is so much wrong with this. http://acegamez.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sneak-king-packshot.jpg great scott!!!!!

2010-08-20 05:18:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853

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Out of boredom I decided to watch episode 1 season 1 of pokemon, when this happens: Professor Oak: "Be careful, pikachu has a very "electric" personality." *Pikachu zaps everything* Ash: "I see what you mean...." Oak: "Shocking" isn't it? My friend then begged me to stop watching due to the horridness that is the puns.

2010-08-20 05:30:00 Author: Laharl Posts: 152

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"Now that's Jacked up..."

2010-08-20 05:36:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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/ don't get me started, if anything can satisfy me game wise besides lbp... it is pokemon. i literally know all there is to know about black and white, and it doesn't release for a month! OOOO sniped... well anyways, i guess that is pretty bad

2010-08-20 05:36:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468

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/ don't get me started, if anything can satisfy me game wise besides lbp... it is pokemon. i literally know all there is to know about black and white, and it doesn't release for a month! OOOO sniped... well anyways, i guess that is pretty bad Well it's not that I don't like the pokemon anime or games (On the contrary, I love them) its just, I had to stop for a minute because that pun was so...Ugh. I blame 4Kids. B&W does look quite amazing, however. Too bad my DS died D:

2010-08-20 05:47:00 Author: Laharl Posts: 152

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THIS http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17166/1325525-immeen_boxshot_large.jpg just this and this gem from animal crossing I caught a sea bass! See? BASS! (Why do I keep saying things like that?) even the game itself hates it. ps: YOU! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

2010-08-20 06:14:00 Author: supersonic56 Posts: 287

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I have a bonner in my pod. -_-

2010-08-20 06:34:00 Author: bonner123 Posts: 1487

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In the first Muppet Movie, Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear are driving to Hollywood. Kermit's giving directions... Kermit: Bare left! Fozzie: Right, Frog! (awkward pause) Kermit: (sarcastically) That's cute. Lots of you are probably too young to remember The Muppets.

2010-08-20 06:54:00 Author: SpeedyMcKnuckles Posts: 331

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Anyone watch The Annoying Orange?

2010-08-20 12:18:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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A man walked into a bar and said... 'ow'.

2010-08-20 12:59:00 Author: AgentBanana Posts: 511

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The worst pun ever? I know the best pun ever that i made while trying to go to sleep!! "The DLC for Little big planet this summer was Marvelous"

2010-08-20 17:42:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lJj15zBuJQE/SLQD2AwdWaI/AAAAAAAABXQ/G5SDFfQxjl4/s400/d7e15010d3482a2e4e633d49a0c1520d.jpg Now that's punny.

2010-08-20 17:57:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562

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Why was the beach wet? Seaweed. Totally not stolen from the impossible quiz book

2010-08-20 17:57:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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At childbirth class the other night, the instructor was telling a story about how she was born in an elevator. After the story, a guy in my class said, "Well, at least you were on your way up!" There was silence for a few seconds and then his wife said, "That was awful." Yes, yes it was.

2010-08-20 18:01:00 Author: mrsupercomputer Posts: 1335

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Four words.... "Hes on a roll!"

2010-08-20 18:12:00 Author: grayspence Posts: 1990

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I have a great pun about maize... but it's a bit corny On that note, I have another joke about corn. It really is a-maize-ing

2010-08-20 18:17:00 Author: Coxy224 Posts: 2645

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"What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall? 'Dam!'"

2010-08-21 04:24:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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i find it funny how none of you can beat my pun :kz:

2010-08-21 04:24:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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... you want I should break out the big guns? "Doctor! Doctor! - I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains." ; "Come, man. - Pull yourself together!" Chinese Proverb: Syphilization is what the west brought to the third world. The village undertaker was visiting his gravely ill friend in hospital. "You can always count on me Fred. I'll be the last one to put you down." DIET... penalty for exceeding the feed limit. Patient to Psychiatrist: "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a wheelbarrow." Psychiatrist: "You must not let people push you around." Some of the greatest followers of the medical profession are Funeral Directors. Hear about the two peculiar judges? They tried each other. and the worst of all: Heard in the hospital during a Dilatation and Curettage operation: Gynaecologist: " At your cervix Madam." Patient: "I am dilated to meet you."

2010-08-21 05:49:00 Author: Foofles Posts: 2278

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A B Flat, D Flat, and a G Flat walk into a bar, the Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors" I'm sorry if that pun struck a chord. A wry sense of humor is key, but I thought it fit in the harmony here. Atleast it was noteworthy.

2010-08-24 02:43:00 Author: MobiusDT Posts: 89

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlllHUiacc

2010-08-24 02:50:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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"I hope your copier doesn't Jam." -Yarudark

2010-08-24 03:18:00 Author: Maxi Posts: 1176

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