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Worst pun you have ever heard?

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for me is when my friend told me this when we were playing COD world at war

"Looks like the nazi cant, NA-ZI!!!!" ಠ_ಠ
2010-08-20 00:04:00

Author:
wait wtf
Posts: 853


"Yeah... In like Flymn" (Uncharted 2)

Why? I don't get it. Seriously.
2010-08-20 00:06:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


pun?
whats thath ?
2010-08-20 00:21:00

Author:
Unknown User


"Yeah... In like Flymn" (Uncharted 2)

Why? I don't get it. Seriously.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/198700.html
2010-08-20 00:24:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


pun?
whats thath ?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pun here you go
2010-08-20 00:24:00

Author:
wait wtf
Posts: 853


Ghandi walked a lot, so he had big callouses on his feet. He was also very frail due to his vegetarian diet which also, coincidentally gave him bad breath.

You could say he was a Super Calloused Fragile Mystic, Hexed With Halitosis.

2010-08-20 00:32:00

Author:
SpeedyMcKnuckles
Posts: 331


"Stagecoach? More like the lame-o-bile XD!" -Silverleon2010-08-20 00:37:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


Ghandi walked a lot, so he had big callouses on his feet. He was also very frailstrong due to his vegetarian diet which also, coincidentally gave him badgood breath.

You could say he was a Super Calloused FragileStrong MysticIntellectual, Hexed With HalitosisCourage.



Don't hate. <3.
2010-08-20 01:03:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


I have heard to many to pick one out but the top few are like:

did you hear about the 2 tv aireals that got married? The service was terrible but the reception was brilliant ):-(
2010-08-20 01:10:00

Author:
AssassinatorRFC
Posts: 715


This, is Silverleons, haven. He's quite punny though 2010-08-20 01:23:00

Author:
Unknown User


Ghandi walked a lot, so he had big callouses on his feet. He was also very frail due to his vegetarian diet which also, coincidentally gave him bad breath.

You could say he was a Super Calloused Fragile Mystic, Hexed With Halitosis.


That's not bad, that's genious!


"Stagecoach? More like the lame-o-bile XD!" -Silverleon

Sigh, let it go dude, "ohh he insulted my stagecoach, ohhh poor me" :/
Not intended to be a pun to begin with and happened soooo long ago.
Man can you hold a grudge for pointless stuff.

lol, seriously...
2010-08-20 01:27:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


"Your fate is sealed, seal."2010-08-20 01:30:00

Author:
Richasackboy
Posts: 619


The horse was shy because it was a little hoarse.2010-08-20 02:57:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


The local newspaper held a pun contest, so I submitted ten puns, hoping one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.2010-08-20 03:47:00

Author:
MobiusDT
Posts: 89


Don't hate. <3.

Not hating at all. I'm well aware of Ghandi's brilliance and impact on society.

Saw that in a book by a guy named Spider Robinson a long time ago, and it stuck with me. The Callahan Chronicles are filled with brilliant puns. Highly recommended for the OP. The original has a much longer set up, with reverence aplenty. No offense intended.
2010-08-20 03:52:00

Author:
SpeedyMcKnuckles
Posts: 331


Not intended to be a pun to begin with and happened soooo long ago.

Bad puns are timeless and live on forever.
2010-08-20 04:03:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


What's a mouse's favorite cheese? Na-Cho Cheese!

Get it! It's a play-on-words for "Not Your Cheese". Well, at least I know a mouse's favorite game: Par-Cheesy!

I know, that was Cheesy. Was it good? I don't know, but I Queso!

(My God... what did I have to drink?)
2010-08-20 04:04:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


"I am not 'mean'! I am 'average'!"

Haha.... get it? "mean", "average", same thing in math terms, oh gosh...
2010-08-20 04:25:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010


There is so much wrong with this.

http://acegamez.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Sneak-King-Packshot.jpg
2010-08-20 04:35:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278


there is so much wrong with this.

http://acegamez.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sneak-king-packshot.jpg

great scott!!!!!
2010-08-20 05:18:00

Author:
wait wtf
Posts: 853


Out of boredom I decided to watch episode 1 season 1 of pokemon, when this happens:

Professor Oak: "Be careful, pikachu has a very "electric" personality."
*Pikachu zaps everything*
Ash: "I see what you mean...."
Oak: "Shocking" isn't it?

My friend then begged me to stop watching due to the horridness that is the puns.
2010-08-20 05:30:00

Author:
Laharl
Posts: 152


"Now that's Jacked up..."2010-08-20 05:36:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


/ don't get me started, if anything can satisfy me game wise besides lbp... it is pokemon. i literally know all there is to know about black and white, and it doesn't release for a month!

OOOO sniped... well anyways, i guess that is pretty bad
2010-08-20 05:36:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468


/ don't get me started, if anything can satisfy me game wise besides lbp... it is pokemon. i literally know all there is to know about black and white, and it doesn't release for a month!

OOOO sniped... well anyways, i guess that is pretty bad

Well it's not that I don't like the pokemon anime or games (On the contrary, I love them) its just, I had to stop for a minute because that pun was so...Ugh. I blame 4Kids. B&W does look quite amazing, however. Too bad my DS died D:
2010-08-20 05:47:00

Author:
Laharl
Posts: 152


THIS
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17166/1325525-immeen_boxshot_large.jpg
just this and this gem from animal crossing
I caught a sea bass! See? BASS! (Why do I keep saying things like that?) even the game itself hates it.

ps: YOU! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
2010-08-20 06:14:00

Author:
supersonic56
Posts: 287


I have a bonner in my pod. -_-2010-08-20 06:34:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487


In the first Muppet Movie, Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear are driving to Hollywood. Kermit's giving directions...

Kermit: Bare left!
Fozzie: Right, Frog!
(awkward pause)
Kermit: (sarcastically) That's cute.

Lots of you are probably too young to remember The Muppets.
2010-08-20 06:54:00

Author:
SpeedyMcKnuckles
Posts: 331


Anyone watch The Annoying Orange?

2010-08-20 12:18:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345


A man walked into a bar and said... 'ow'.2010-08-20 12:59:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


The worst pun ever? I know the best pun ever that i made while trying to go to sleep!!

"The DLC for Little big planet this summer was Marvelous"
2010-08-20 17:42:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lJj15zBuJQE/SLQD2AwdWaI/AAAAAAAABXQ/G5SDFfQxjl4/s400/d7e15010d3482a2e4e633d49a0c1520d.jpg

Now that's punny.
2010-08-20 17:57:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562


Why was the beach wet? Seaweed.

Totally not stolen from the impossible quiz book
2010-08-20 17:57:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653


At childbirth class the other night, the instructor was telling a story about how she was born in an elevator. After the story, a guy in my class said, "Well, at least you were on your way up!"

There was silence for a few seconds and then his wife said, "That was awful." Yes, yes it was.
2010-08-20 18:01:00

Author:
mrsupercomputer
Posts: 1335


Four words....

"Hes on a roll!"
2010-08-20 18:12:00

Author:
grayspence
Posts: 1990


I have a great pun about maize... but it's a bit corny

On that note, I have another joke about corn. It really is a-maize-ing
2010-08-20 18:17:00

Author:
Coxy224
Posts: 2645


"What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

'Dam!'"
2010-08-21 04:24:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


i find it funny how none of you can beat my pun :kz:2010-08-21 04:24:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419


... you want I should break out the big guns?

"Doctor! Doctor! - I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains." ; "Come, man. - Pull yourself together!"

Chinese Proverb:
Syphilization is what the west brought to the third world.

The village undertaker was visiting his gravely ill friend in hospital. "You can always count on me Fred. I'll be the last one to put you down."

DIET... penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Patient to Psychiatrist: "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a wheelbarrow."
Psychiatrist: "You must not let people push you around."

Some of the greatest followers of the medical profession are Funeral Directors.

Hear about the two peculiar judges? They tried each other.


and the worst of all:

Heard in the hospital during a Dilatation and Curettage operation:
Gynaecologist: " At your cervix Madam."
Patient: "I am dilated to meet you."
2010-08-21 05:49:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278


A B Flat, D Flat, and a G Flat walk into a bar, the Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors" I'm sorry if that pun struck a chord. A wry sense of humor is key, but I thought it fit in the harmony here. Atleast it was noteworthy.2010-08-24 02:43:00

Author:
MobiusDT
Posts: 89


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlllHUiacc2010-08-24 02:50:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


"I hope your copier doesn't Jam." -Yarudark2010-08-24 03:18:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176


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