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How To Win At Rock-Paper-Scissors

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http://flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/rock-paper-scissors-550x1253.gif2010-08-17 15:17:00

Author:
FlameAtNight
Posts: 405

Interesting.......2010-08-17 15:22:00

Author:
Jonaolst
Posts: 935

I use dirty tactics I make my fingers look like I'm gonna do one move and then do the move that'd beat the move that would beat that move. Then when people figure that out, I use the move that would beat the move that would beat that move that would've beaten that move. Then when they figure THAT out I try whipping out the move that would've beaten the move that beats the move that would beat the move I would look like I'm doing, and then when they figure THAT out I just pull something out of nowhere

Confused? Good.		2010-08-17 15:34:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278

I prefer 'Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock'


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kov2G0GouBw


Scissors cuts paper
Paper covers rock
Rock crushes lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes scissors
Scissors decapitates lizard
Lizard eats paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes rock
And as it always has, rock crushes scissors

It's really very simple.		2010-08-17 22:49:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

RPS <.< >.>


...Rock, paper, scissors, nuclear explosion..		2010-08-17 23:23:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Let's play this version?
http://www.umop.com/images/rps25.jpg		2010-08-17 23:38:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I always go for "water".
It erodes rock, breaks down paper, and rusts scissors.
2010-08-17 23:47:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513

:O so... GENIUS!2010-08-17 23:48:00

Author:
Unknown User

Haha this is quite interesting! thanks for the wonderful in-depth chart anyways!2010-08-18 00:29:00

Author:
eagerneph
Posts: 1536

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt210/swanbrown/emote/Rampageedcolor.jpg
Me use real rock...Me almost never loose!		2010-08-18 04:31:00

Author:
swanbrown
Posts: 898

Let's play this version?
http://www.umop.com/images/rps25.jpg

I'm confused with all this		2010-08-18 08:00:00

Author:
Eronninja13
Posts: 637

Let's play this version?
http://www.umop.com/images/rps25.jpg

Shouldn't nuke beat everything?		2010-08-18 08:22:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

And now I really wanna learn RPS25. Thanks for giving me another dream I'll never accomplish2010-08-18 08:27:00

Author:
Enjay
Posts: 79

Awesome!!!
Thanks for the tip i'll try that with my little cousins hehehehe!!!		2010-08-18 08:29:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Jerk.2010-08-18 08:44:00

Author:
illuminationx
Posts: 860

O.o
Now I got something cool to do at school!!!		2010-08-18 09:02:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Jerk.

http://www.motivateusnot.com/resize.php?name=LzM3OC9Sb2NrLC1wYXBlciwtc2Npc3Nvcn MtV2hlcmUtaXMteW91ci1wYXBlci1ub3c/LVdoZXJlLWlzLWl0Py5qcGc=&w=550&h=1200		2010-08-18 09:02:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Jerk.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
First time that i really laughed here at LBP central!!!!
But i totally agree with you man!!!!		2010-08-18 09:07:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442

I'm confused with all this

That's why they put the lines showing what beats what! 		2010-08-18 09:15:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

The Spock: Rock, Paper, Scissors's Nuke. Use it only when you want to be an a-hole and ruin the game for everyone. 2010-08-18 11:50:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Shouldn't nuke beat everything?

No, cockroaches can survive nuclear explosions 		2010-08-18 12:46:00

Author:
Jonaolst
Posts: 935

No, cockroaches can survive nuclear explosions

Why don't you try putting one under the bomb? Let's see if it survives

I think what your trying to say is that they can survive the radiation from the blast 		2010-08-18 18:24:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

And now I really wanna learn RPS25. Thanks for giving me another dream I'll never accomplish

Is not really that hard, you need 2 people to play and a judge.
Your task is to know all the possible gestures in the game. (just 25 )
The judge carries a paper with that picture I posted earlier.
Then it starts! Both players put a gesture out, and hold it until the judge decides who won! 		2010-08-18 23:33:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Shouldn't nuke beat everything?

No, there's also the forgotten ancient move:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bqjVDnTl0aYf5M:http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn244/z-ste15/Shoop-Da-Whoop.png&t=1		2010-08-18 23:44:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

No, there's also the forgotten ancient move:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bqjVDnTl0aYf5M:http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn244/z-ste15/Shoop-Da-Whoop.png&t=1

OMG!!! TEH UBER SECRETZ MOVE THAT WINZZ EVERIONEH!!!/bar		2010-08-18 23:47:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Let's play this version?
http://www.umop.com/images/rps25.jpg

How can a sponge beat a nuke?		2010-08-19 22:15:00

Author:
Eronninja13
Posts: 637

How can a sponge beat a nuke?

With great ease.		2010-08-19 22:47:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

Love this game, I always seem to win more than lose, I think ahead. 2010-08-20 18:00:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

I like how the tree kills a cockroach and the cockroach kills a wolf.2010-08-21 06:12:00

Author:
illuminationx
Posts: 860

i like how a woman kills a paper, the water, a moon, the air, a dragon, and alien and a bowl.2010-09-01 18:38:00

Author:
Smudge228
Posts: 533


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