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Squidward's Suicide
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| I'm not sure if anyone has heard of this yet, but I came across this article called "Squidward's Suicide." I'll never watch Spongebob again. Read it here (http://x.datchan.org/index.php?title=Squidwards_suicide) and tell me what you think. Be warned it is.... disturbing... | 2010-08-16 03:41:00 Author: anoken  Posts: 1654 |
| Seems pretty fake to me. This seems to be more of a troll story than anything. I mean just look at the URL of the website. datchan.org? I dont think I'll be trusting anything from a site with "chan" in the name, thank you very much. SOURCE: I have a PhD in trollology. P.S. I know of a troll story that is like 10x more disturbing than that. | 2010-08-16 03:53:00 Author: Enlong3  Posts: 357 |
| sounds like that fae mickey mouse thing...and candle cove... definitely fake | 2010-08-16 03:56:00 Author: theswweet  Posts: 2468 |
| Disturbing, yes, but 110% false. I can write disturbing stories too. I just don't wanna get banned. D: | 2010-08-16 03:57:00 Author: RockSauron  Posts: 10882 |
| First of all i can't believe i read the whole thing!  second WoW this article is so creepy!  Im going to have nightmares tonight Third and last I would like to see with my own eyes! don't you?? | 2010-08-16 03:57:00 Author: shadow3596  Posts: 2442 |
| again, its like...darn what was it again? ah! suicidemouse.avi! a fake mickey mouse thing...creepy, but once you realize how bad it was made, you just laugh! now... look up marble hornets, THAT is a scary video series, i have them on my GO, very good to watch them, some tapes are cheesy a bit, but most of it is scary as f'ing hell! | 2010-08-16 04:00:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| I read this, it disturbed me for a few minutes, and then I realized there are probably hundreds of these. (None as good as suicidemouse.avi, quite frankly). I've read one about Ed Edd and Eddy, Spongebob, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and The Rugrats.  | 2010-08-16 04:02:00 Author: Frinklebumper  Posts: 941 |
| You guys are right, this article is trollin as raywilliamjohnson would say, but It's still pretty messed up... | 2010-08-16 04:31:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| That was really messed up but anyway thats obviously fake =/ | 2010-08-16 17:03:00 Author: Snrm  Posts: 6419 |
| I dont think I'll be trusting anything from a site with "chan" in the name, thank you very much. What about jackiechan.com? | 2010-08-16 17:42:00 Author: Rabid-Coot  Posts: 6728 |
| Stale creepypasta is stale, as said before. There are a lot of things like this out there. | 2010-08-16 17:45:00 Author: Fish94  Posts: 554 |
| Yeah, very disturbing an all that, but obviously fake. I enjoy reading stories like this as it passes time and I can gradually nitpick details that don't add up. I also just like horror stuff. Marble hornets is insanely scary yes. This is the only video(s) I've ever been truly scared of.... *shudders* | 2010-08-16 18:05:00 Author: Keanster96  Posts: 1436 |
| What has been read cannot be unread. | 2010-08-16 18:07:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
I'm guessing this is a wikipedia of 4chan, and that site is the /x/ section.  Yep, completely fake. | 2010-08-16 18:28:00 Author: resistance1  Posts: 812 |
| LOL The end. | 2010-08-16 18:50:00 Author: Jonaolst  Posts: 935 |
| I could write one of those...In fact, I WILL write one of those! About Sackboy! YES! Actually no I won't. I'm not a troll. I don't poison food so people will ooze green goo and turn into vegetables. "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" | 2010-08-16 19:09:00 Author: SPONGMONKEY56  Posts: 209 |
| It was funny (Because I knew it was fake ) | 2010-08-16 20:28:00 Author: Jovuto  Posts: 2345 |
| Is it just me or bar the images of dead children I would really want to see this episode. It is actually near enough an episode anyway because Squidward gets booed off the stage before he get on it anyways. I think it would be really awesome to see him commit suicide. That sounds bad but I must point out that I love Spongebob and Squidward is just one of those characters that you do feel really sad about. EDIT: I guess what I am trying to say is that if Spongebob was a drama it would be realistic of Squidwards character. | 2010-08-16 20:32:00 Author: robotiod  Posts: 2662 |
| OMG ITS REEL http://thecolligere.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1280625496474.jpg Just joking thats fake too | 2010-08-16 20:33:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| http://a.imageshack.us/img834/9941/aggh.jpg | 2010-08-16 21:20:00 Author: trip090  Posts: 1562 |
| http://thecolligere.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1280625496474.jpg OMG this looks creepy!!!! But fake! | 2010-08-16 21:33:00 Author: shadow3596 Posts: 2442 |
| OMG ITS REEL http://thecolligere.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1280625496474.jpg Just joking thats fake too I think I just found my new wallpaper. | 2010-08-16 23:00:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| A little creepy but its fake lol even though on the show squidward always was little depressed XD | 2010-08-16 23:27:00 Author: HollieCat  Posts: 197 |
| LOLOLOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B029WNzxwSI | 2010-08-16 23:56:00 Author: HollieCat Posts: 197 |
| LOL The end. Rofl, i admit it, that's how I felt too | 2010-08-17 00:06:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| I could write one of those...In fact, I WILL write one of those! About Sackboy! YES! Actually no I won't. I'm not a troll. I don't poison food so people will ooze green goo and turn into vegetables. "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" ... DOH! Sunday, 16th August 2010 9:00: The day I lost my mind began he same as any other. Dragged from my bed prematurely by my well meaning parental figure, I began my steady descent down the stairs of my house. The thing about my staircase is the resounding thud given when one makes their way up and down it. Almost with a rhythm. Thud, thud thud, thud, thud thud... Almost like a heartbeat. Almost as if the house was living... But nonsense. This happened every day, no need to make a fuss about it. This was my usual train of thought. So as I sank to the beanbag on the floor in front of the living room television, I began my daily routine: eat my cereal which my mother kindly prepares for me, plonk on the television and grasp hold of the day. My mother called out to me. She told me she'd be out for a while, though she didn't say why, or specify for how long. This should've struck me as unnatural, if it were not for the phone ringing, which somewhat muffled my perceptive senses, as a ringing telephone usually does. I went to go pick it up - the line was dead. I tried to redial - just a dial tone. No matter. Flicking through the channels on the T.V, I found nothing of any interest whatsoever, so I grudgingly made my way up the stairs. Thud, thud thud, thud, thud thud... I flung my curtains open. Pitch black outside. In the middle of August. Weird. I closed my curtains again. Flicked on the light. Sat on my chair, and turned on my PS3. As I logged in, it didn't even occur to me that the fact my friends list was bereft of names was in any way a sign that I should get off my PS3. I considered it to be a meaningless glitch and a mistake on Sony?s part. Not once did I think about running. Not once did I think to turn and flee, to get out of the house, to lock all the doors and windows, to burn down the house where it stood. But why should I? Why should I have done? ?Maybe I?ll finally get some peace of mind creating my level?? That was what I?d almost naively thought. I opened the case for LBP, but it was already in the PS3? Of course, it always was. Why did I still even have the case? I laughed to myself. If only I?d known what I was laughing at. If only I?d known the dark secrets held within that case. If only. As I started up the game, I skipped the opening cinematic, just like I always did. I concentrated instead on fiddling with my iPod, trying as I always did to find the right track before my Sackboy spawned in his Pod. You may notice me now referring to my sackperson as a person, instead of just a bundle of pixels and written scripts. My reasons for this will become clear. I eventually found the track ? Falling Down by Oasis. I like this track because I felt it remained true to what Oasis were all about: Turning up the amps so much as to cause distortion and a new level to their music. I found it in record time, too. But all thoughts of my taste in music were pushed aside when I turned to the screen of my television. Because of what I saw. /Trollishness | 2010-08-17 00:10:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436 |
| I could write one of those...In fact, I WILL write one of those! About Sackboy! YES! Actually no I won't. I'm not a troll. I don't poison food so people will ooze green goo and turn into vegetables. "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Cant sackboy hanst got a personality are a story | 2010-08-17 00:24:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| That was f'd up. | 2010-08-17 00:35:00 Author: AbstractFlesh  Posts: 837 |
| That was f'd up. True that!!! | 2010-08-17 01:52:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| iv read that story before...and why do people keep saying its trolling? its not freaking trolling, its just a work of fiction jesus | 2010-08-17 01:57:00 Author: Xegethra  Posts: 207 |
tl;dr  ............... | 2010-08-17 19:52:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar  Posts: 978 |
| Big wall of text is Big. I would spend the whole afternoon reading that... | 2010-08-17 19:58:00 Author: gdn001  Posts: 5891 |
| Big wall of text is Big. I would spend the whole afternoon reading that... I read it in about a minute | 2010-08-17 20:15:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| I read it in about a minute Then you didn't read. You watched a movie representation of it. Fast-fowarded. | 2010-08-17 20:16:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Read some of it. Near the end mostly. It's fake right? | 2010-08-17 20:21:00 Author: Mastadom Posts: 195 |
| Then you didn't read. You watched a movie representation of it. Fast-fowarded. No I read all of it (It mught have been 5 mins -_-) | 2010-08-17 20:52:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| Air episode. NAO | 2010-08-17 21:15:00 Author: Jonaolst Posts: 935 |
| Air episode. NAO You actually want to see that? | 2010-08-17 21:41:00 Author: resistance1 Posts: 812 |
| You actually want to see that? It was a Joke, who want to see a squid commit suicide? | 2010-08-17 21:45:00 Author: Jonaolst Posts: 935 |
| I do. He's way overdue. Been putting up with the buck-toothed cheese cube for far too long... | 2010-08-19 20:56:00 Author: SPONGMONKEY56 Posts: 209 |
| Sounds just as disturbing as any other episode of Spongebob to me. | 2010-08-19 21:34:00 Author: Fastbro  Posts: 1277 |
| That's pretty darn crazy for a spongebob episode. I don't that's real. | 2010-08-19 22:01:00 Author: eagerneph  Posts: 1536 |
| ERGGG! I can't watch spongebob anymore, whenever i see squidward its too awkward XD | 2010-08-19 22:03:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| Im going to go and use a sponge to clean the pee out of my pants now... Thanks! I just hope it doesnt laugh.... | 2010-08-20 16:22:00 Author: grayspence  Posts: 1990 |
| LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL lol | 2010-08-21 01:21:00 Author: HollieCat Posts: 197 |
Wow this thread has gotten a lot of views. You should all be ashamed that there are that many people interested in squidward killing himself!!  | 2010-08-21 03:41:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| Well Valmassoi if you see a thread with a title like this one how could you not click it! Anyway i forgot to say, i believe Squidward may be Homosexual, I was watching Spongebob, and Mr.Krabs said Pearl's favorite Band was Boys Who Cry, (It showed them singing in Pearl's dream and it was a All boy band, and such, you get the picure) And then Squidward claims to Mr.Krabs that The Boys Who Cry is his favorite band and that he is there biggest fan | 2010-08-21 04:34:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| this is random XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyhKTelS7BU | 2010-08-22 17:03:00 Author: HollieCat Posts: 197 |
| *heavy breathing* *shudders* please... dont show red eye squid again.... PLEASE. PLEASE! thread, I ******* you to hell for scaring me for life! | 2010-09-11 06:55:00 Author: VeRsioNs_Z Posts: 341 |
| I don't care if it is fake, it is still scary to think that those images are in someones imagination. | 2010-09-11 07:05:00 Author: Super_Dork_42  Posts: 1874 |
| creepiest spongebob episode ever. EDIT:still feel like throwing up. | 2010-09-11 12:26:00 Author: Lgjoka2002 Posts: 538 |
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