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This thread is for people to post random yo momma jokes! Heres one: Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

2010-07-30 03:41:00 Author: shadow3596 Posts: 2442

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yo mommas so fat a movie was made for her: around yo momma in 80 days

2010-07-30 04:18:00 Author: jonlolz Posts: 155

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Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

2010-07-30 05:41:00 Author: shadow3596 Posts: 2442

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How about a thread with jokes about teenage male stupidity? (Yeah, I'm a 'momma', in case you didn't know) This had better not get inappropriate or I'm slapping it with a lock. Got it?

2010-07-30 12:04:00 Author: BabyDoll1970 Posts: 1567

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This is definately going to get locked

2010-07-30 12:13:00 Author: Bremnen Posts: 1800

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Yo momma is so beautiful and lovely that that words can't do her justice. She's a generous, graceful, respectful woman, who could melt even the iciest of hearts. <3

2010-07-30 13:12:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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I refuse to post a joke in this thread until the title is changed to Yo momma/ Your mum. Give some love to the UK, people.

2010-07-30 13:34:00 Author: Plasmavore Posts: 1913

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I refuse to post a joke in this thread until the title is changed to Yo momma/ Your mum. Give some love to the UK, people. I think this is want you meant to say Since you just did the opposite of what you said you would. Unless this is opposite day

2010-07-30 13:46:00 Author: SR20DETDOG Posts: 2431

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I meant post a joke yeah.. *quickly edits*

2010-07-30 14:00:00 Author: Plasmavore Posts: 1913

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Please, any mothers, don't take offense to any of these posts. They're only jokes, nothing personal. We love our mothers right? Okay here goes, Your mum is so dumb, she drowned in a mexican wave. Howzat!

2010-07-30 14:01:00 Author: Mr Nive Posts: 137

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yo mommas so fat a movie was made for her: around yo momma in 80 days Yeah but it was candled due to the fact that yo momma cant fit on the T.V screen. No offence to mums its just a joke. ;P

2010-07-30 14:05:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Yo momma is so unfunny she resorts to mom jokes and fart noises.

2010-07-30 14:06:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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How about: 'Yo mamma so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl' how about after every joke,put 'no offense people'

2010-07-30 14:14:00 Author: xoxinga Posts: 123

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Just like the sun You could fit 74 earth's in your mumma... No offence people D:

2010-07-30 14:17:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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come now people its just a joke thread no need to say sorry every time here: Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo. Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody. Yo mama's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ***. Yo mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall! Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way. Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu Yo mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test! Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes. Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket. Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs Yo mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks. Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin. Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY .. Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!" Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar. Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo mama's so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper. Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World Yo mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama's so fat when i took her to the beach, little keds surron "Free Willy, Free WIlly" Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house Yo mama's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool Aid .." Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her *** back in the water. have fun guys Edit by BabyDoll1970: Funny stuff, but please check for racist and inappropriate content when you're cutting and pasting masses of text. I've removed the offending comments.

2010-07-30 14:26:00 Author: Unknown_creator Posts: 119

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This should be locked now because Thanks to Unknown creator I cant think of any more jokes and he went abit too far me'thinks

2010-07-30 16:07:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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I refuse to post a joke in this thread until the title is changed to Yo momma/ Your mum. Give some love to the UK, people. Actually, I'm not complaining that the thread title isn't "Yo momma/tua m?e". But I can't imagine any more jokes...

2010-07-30 17:35:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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um copy/paste :o Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store. btw Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!

2010-07-30 20:33:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Yo daddy's so bald he can charge sun LAZOR thru the head!

2010-07-30 20:37:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Yo daddy jokes are so much more funny since guys have alot more things to make fun of

2010-07-30 20:38:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Yo daddy's so dumb at math, every time someone gets in the shop he works at and asks for change, the shop goes bankrupt! @Snrm: yes they are

2010-07-30 20:53:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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[Original quote removed due to offensive content] .. Am I reading this wrong? Edit: No, you're not, and I removed it - BD

2010-07-30 21:04:00 Author: Bremnen Posts: 1800

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Yo daddy's so dumb at math, every time someone gets in the shop he works at and asks for change, the shop goes bankrupt! @Snrm: yes they are That was good your daddy?s so fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.

2010-07-30 22:10:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Yo momma so fat,that when she wears her black coat,people yell 'WATCH OUT,IT'S CHARGING IT'S LAZER!!' I totally just made that up on the spot

2010-07-30 23:52:00 Author: xoxinga Posts: 123

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haha joruto is so funny but it shouldnt be lock here i will help you guys out =D Yo mama's so fat when the ***** goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama's so fat you smell like bacon at 90 degrees Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips. Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama's so dumb she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops Yo mama's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo mama's so dumb she sat on TV & watched the couch Yo mama's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church. Yo mama's so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl Yo mama's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama's so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast. Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged. Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying! Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagitarius. Yo mama's so stupid he got a part time job painting skittles Yo mama's so stupid instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins Yo mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911 Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?" Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up Yo mama's so stupid she said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she said "cause I wana know" Yo mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed. Yo mama's so stupid she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center. Yo mama's so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person Yo mama's so stupid she thought meow mix was a record for cats Yo mama's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train Yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood. Yo mama's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama's so stupid that she go hit by a parked car. Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama's so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo mama's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu. Yo mama's so stupid when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama's so stupid when Yo dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod. Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since. Yo mama's so stupid, she asked You "What is the number for 911" once again have fun XD

2010-07-30 23:53:00 Author: Unknown_creator Posts: 119

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Yo Momma so dumb,she bought a book named 'How to read'

2010-07-31 00:03:00 Author: xoxinga Posts: 123

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haha joruto is so funny but it shouldnt be lock here i will help you guys out =D once again have fun XD Seriously U_c, what's your problem? It's like you want this thread to be locked. The first joke is immediately calling for a mod to edit/lock this place.

2010-07-31 00:41:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Your mother is so inconsiderate, she ruined it for everyone else.

2010-07-31 01:18:00 Author: comphermc Posts: 5338

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