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I am a telephone man by day and I had a report of a phone not working in a coffee shop. I spent an hour messing with this thing yesterday and couldn't get it to work. This morning I decided to take the phone apart and see if I could figure out what was wrong. As I removed the back panel I saw (no lie) about 50 roaches squirming around inside there. I decided that the phone needed to go outside immediately so I picked it up and headed for the exit. Next thing I know roaches are jumping ship and running up my arm. I dropped the phone and when it hit the floor roaches bounced up and ran all over the place. UGHHH

So If anybody can out gross that please post your story here.		2010-07-28 16:26:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428

So If anybody can out gross that please post your story here.

Ugh... you win! Anything more gross than that I don't really want to remember!		2010-07-28 16:40:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

Ohh, thats friggin horrible. :S

I love how you call yourself a 'Telephone Man,' makes you sound like a cellular superhero! 		2010-07-28 16:44:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

So If anybody can out gross that please post your story here.

Well, there was this one time in a coffee shop when I stuffed 50 roaches into a telephone. Oh, wait...		2010-07-28 16:44:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

D: Imagine being someone chatting on that thing with roaches right next to your face unknowingly?2010-07-28 16:46:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

I love how you call yourself a 'Telephone Man,' makes you sound like a cellular superhero!

Well we all know his weakness now, Roaches.		2010-07-28 17:10:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

I love how you call yourself a 'Telephone Man,' makes you sound like a cellular superhero!

I've been working on littlebigdude's super hero (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=29670-Super-Sack-Costume-Creation-Contest!&p=545149&viewfull=1#post545149) contest probably a little to much.


Well we all know his weakness now, Roaches.

If they weren't before they are now.		2010-07-28 19:59:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428

Lol i have a story!
One day i was chilling, playing LBP and then my neighbor knocks on my door, i open the door and i see TONS of Roaches all over the place and 3 of them tried to hide in my house...
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neighbor|--------------------------| neighbor
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neighbor|--------------------------| my door
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They were all coming out from a sewer hole that's broken, so that morning instead of playing lbp in my home, i was stepping on dozens of roaches...
At first the snap they made when they died was disgusting but by the end of it, the snap just made me angrier...
Since that day on, i can still hear the snap of the roaches in the night... lol true story, when i finally got back to playing LBP, i wasnt in the mood anymore.		2010-07-28 20:54:00

Author:
Racroz
Posts: 406

4chan

nuf said		2010-07-28 23:38:00

Author:
Unknown User

I don't actually remember anything gross that would have happened to me

Well ok this summer my family spent one night in a small cottage (well many actually but I'm just talking about one here) and we had the window open because it was hot.
Later in the night when we were about to go to sleep I realized the ceiling was full of small insects, there were really hundrets of them. The way we survived there is also kinda gross, I won't go into detail here, someone might call PETA 		2010-07-29 01:04:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

I don't actually remember anything gross that would have happened to me

Well ok this summer my family spent one night in a small cottage (well many actually but I'm just talking about one here) and we had the window open because it was hot.
Later in the night when we were about to go to sleep I realized the ceiling was full of small insects, there were really hundrets of them. The way we survived there is also kinda gross, I won't go into detail here, someone might call PETA

Yeah, that Peter's a real badass		2010-07-29 01:11:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

You know, roaches are the most hygenic of all insects. True. So maybe that will allay your fears somewhat?

Okay, I'll have a stab at it...

When i was 22 I shared a flat with a friend and the apartment block had a communal laundry. We went in there with our baskets to do our laundry this one day and there was a suspicious smell. We looked around and wedged between the washing machine and the cupboard was a dead cat. Whatever had happened to it, must've been pretty horrific as it still had it's mouth open in a hiss position (rigor mortis had set in), but the grossest part were its eyes which, I kid you not, were protruding out of it's skull on stalks. Like it'd been squashed and it's insides were about to burst out its eyes sockets. We did a lot of screaming and then ran and reported it to the landlord and then had to wait for about 4 days to do our laundry - until the slacker could be bothered getting down there to dispose of it. We had nightmares.		2010-07-29 01:50:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

We had nightmares.

Your post gives me nightmares too 		2010-07-29 01:52:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

I don't think I can beat Babydoll's, but...
Once I was sitting on the bus, and I was looking out of the window. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed the guy sitting next to me picking his nose, taking out his finger and looking surprised, before trying to subtly wipe the contents of his nose onto my seat. Needless to say, I immediately made a big point of standing up and moving seats.		2010-07-29 01:58:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

My uncle once fell into a septic tank :/2010-07-29 02:16:00

Author:
Unknown User

I have many but they're too disgusting for most people to handle
ie: probably not suitable for younger people to read		2010-07-29 02:25:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Msg me then Bremnen I would like to know2010-07-29 02:28:00

Author:
Unknown User

Thanks Babydoll... your absolutely disgusting story has made mine seem like child's play. I think I can actually sleep tonight now.2010-07-29 04:56:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428

You're welcome You know, you could combine the disgusting aspects of both our stories into something truly revolting.... but let's not go there... :eek:2010-07-29 07:45:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

Well I was going to tell the tale of when my brother threw up in the car. I was fortunnate enough to be sitting next to him and consequently ended up covered in vomit in my shoes, hair and even in my ear.

But BD's story reminded me of something similar. I had to walk home from school one day and really didn't feel like it. So I decided to take the shorter route home, I usually walk along side the river. So I was walking through waht is basically bush and eventually come across a cat that happened to be dead. Unlike BD's this cat didn't have any eyes, instead they were replaced by hundreds of ants. The cat also happened to be missing its entire left side, which leaves a very good view at it's ribs, internal organs and the flesh of its right side, also swarming with ants.

Wasn't the best walk home. Especially considering I had to put up with 2 angry plovers swooping at me before I came across the cat.		2010-07-29 07:58:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

I see your cat stories and raise you another!

I saw a tree fall on a cat before.
And unlike both of your cats, im pretty sure there wasn't much left except for blood, bone and tissue 		2010-07-29 08:05:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

I see your cat stories and raise you another!

I saw a tree fall on a cat before.
And unlike both of your cats, im pretty sure there wasn't much left except for blood, bone and tisue

To be fair mine didn't actually have any blood. That or it was all dry and had crusted up.		2010-07-29 08:15:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Lol
Hurricane with 150mph wind+lots of pine trees= flying trees! :o
The cat was sooo stupid, ONE tree snapped and went flying, the cat had lots of room to run, the tree had lots of places to land. But no. The cat got grinded into the ground because it couldn't see a TREE.		2010-07-29 08:24:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Lol! Poor pussycat! The flattened feline.... But Bremnen - what were you doing out and about in that weather?!! You could've been the cat.

There is another story that's incredibly horrid, but it's not for public viewing really.

However, speaking of Hurricanes... I've got a story similar to your first one, SR20DETDOG. For my 14th birthday, my dad took me and 5 friends to Luna Park (kind of like Coney Island). I'd just got a new outfit - all white (hey, it was the 80s!!) and so I wore that and was feeling pretty good about myself. Anyhow, we ate lunch there and my stupid friend Kerri, who was only 5'2", ate 12 dim sims. 12. And drank a can of Fanta. You know where this is going, right?
Anyhow, we got on the Hurricane ride not long after lunch. Here's a pic of the Hurricane:

http://www.domainofdeath3.com/images/ridereviews/hurricane/hurricane1.jpg

Ours was pretty much the same only it had drainage holes in the bottom so they could hose them down when needed. My dad sat in the front and Kerri and I sat in the back. I was on the outside, alas. A little while into the ride Kerri said she was feeling a bit ill. My dad - a shocking stirrer - turned around to face us and was saying things like "Ooooo.. you're going green... *gag - vomit noise*". Well not long after that, she let rip and because of the centrifugal forces, none of it landed on her - it plastered me from head to toe.. all over my white outfit And from the spectators below you could hear screams as we whizzed past them and they were sprayed from the drainage holes... I had to run the whole length of the park covered in her dim sim and fanta puke and it didn't come out of my outfit. Not happy.		2010-07-29 09:15:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

My family was genius enough to not evacuate for a huricane :/

Thats HORRIBLE BabyDoll! D:
If she was my friend we would have been on rough terms after that
I lol'd at the people on the ground though, i'd imagine then screaming "OH MAH GAWD WUT IS THAT??!1!! WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE FANTA?!?!!? D:" xD		2010-07-29 09:35:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

There is another story that's incredibly horrid, but it's not for public viewing really.

However, speaking of Hurricanes... I've got a story similar to your first one, SR20DETDOG. For my 14th birthday, my dad took me and 5 friends to Luna Park (kind of like Coney Island). I'd just got a new outfit - all white (hey, it was the 80s!!) and so I wore that and was feeling pretty good about myself. Anyhow, we ate lunch there and my stupid friend Kerri, who was only 5'2", ate 12 dim sims. 12. And drank a can of Fanta. You know where this is going, right?
Anyhow, we got on the Hurricane ride not long after lunch. Here's a pic of the Hurricane:

Ours was pretty much the same only it had drainage holes in the bottom so they could hose them down when needed. My dad sat in the front and Kerri and I sat in the back. I was on the outside, alas. A little while into the ride Kerri said she was feeling a bit ill. My dad - a shocking stirrer - turned around to face us and was saying things like "Ooooo.. you're going green... *gag - vomit noise*". Well not long after that, she let rip and because of the centrifugal forces, none of it landed on her - it plastered me from head to toe.. all over my white outfit And from the spectators below you could hear screams as we whizzed past them and they were sprayed from the drainage holes... I had to run the whole length of the park covered in her dim sim and fanta puke and it didn't come out of my outfit. Not happy.

That would have been horrible you look so good in your outfit too
http://pembrokeshire-fancy-dress.co.uk/images/six_11_large.jpg

I've always wanted to see someone throw up on a ride, someday maybe. It could have been worse, a girl up here went on a ride and burst a blodd vesel in her eye. Aparently it's quite common.

Which leads me to my next gross story. A while back my mum had surgery on her eyes to 'weld' her retinas back on. After the surgery her eyes were swollen, full of blood (literally, there was no white) and her pupils were really big. I suppose it was more creepy than gross.		2010-07-29 09:40:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

I saw a kid lick the glass on the freezer at the supermarket the other day.
Not just a little taste test lick, but a firm plant then he started walking down the isle with his tongue still running across the glass.
o_O		2010-07-29 10:25:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513

I just remembered another gross thing. I was walking from the shops back to my house. A little way down the path I saw an old lady walking her dog. As I got closer to the lady and her dog I could smell something really bad! It was horrible. Then as I passed her I noticed a long brown, sloppy, line going all the way down the path. Needless to say I changed direction and took a different path home.2010-07-29 10:31:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

I've got another one:

I've been to New Orleans. 		2010-07-29 10:33:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

I just remembered another gross thing. I was walking from the shops back to my house. A little way down the path I saw an old lady walking her dog. As I got closer to the lady and her dog I could smell something really bad! It was horrible. Then as I passed her I noticed a long brown, sloppy, line going all the way down the path. Needless to say I changed direction and took a different path home.

It was probably the dog.

My husband's grandparents had a poodle that became incontinent but he didn't like the "cling-ons" that matted into the fur round his pucker hole ('scuse my french), so he'd wipe his backside on the carpet by sitting down with his hind legs in the air and dragging himself along the carpet with his front paws. I had to clean up some of those skiddies while dog-sitting. I was not impressed

P.S. Your poor mum! I'll bet she was very embarrassed about that And I'll bet you guys weren't wanting her to "tuck you in" last thing at night for a while...

And New Orleans.... lol!		2010-07-29 13:00:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

Nu Orleens ish srs bisnis lol

Theres horse feces and sewage EVERYYYYWHERRRREEEE D:
There should be a sign when entering the city: "Now Entering the City of New Orleans-Gas Mask Advised..		2010-07-29 13:11:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

About 10 years ago I was in a band and me and my bass player and guitar player were taking a road trip. We stopped at the gas station on the way out of town where they bought a case of beer and proceeded to drink and drink and drink. I was sitting in the back seat (not drinking) until I started to notice the sever swerving and laughing from the front. I said "ummmm it's my turn to drive" so we pulled into a Kentucky Fried Chicken and ate lots of chicken and cole slaw. well we left KFC me driving with the guitar player in the passenger seat. after about 20 minutes he said "I think I'm gonna puke". He leaned his head out the window and let it fly. The beer/KFC/coleslaw stew promptly flew right back into the back seat and got into the bass player's mouth. Those drunk idiots ruined that trip.2010-07-29 13:25:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428

What?!
The guitarist vomiting in the bassists mouth would have been hilarious to me		2010-07-29 13:58:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

not long after that the stupid bassist was hanging his head out the window and his "favorite hat" blew off on the highway and we absolutely had to turn around and look for it. This was midnight. Dark and driving 20 miles an hour down the high way looking for a stupid hat. It was actually a really fun trip. just not until I stopped feeling like I was going to die at any minute.2010-07-29 14:09:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428

Remind me not to enter this thread again. 2010-07-29 14:34:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Reminder: Doopz, don't enter this thread again.

There you go!		2010-07-29 15:10:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

I don't know what the fuss is about. It's very difficult for me to be grossed out, so I can pretty much take anything. For example:

When I was 12, my dog died. He was killed by other dogs and ran over, or so I believe. He was in my neighbor's driveway that's why.

I once went under a house doing electrical wiring, when a saw a very long wasp hive stretching near me. Not to mention the many spider and dead cockroaches I saw there, so that didn't help.

A few years ago I threw up on my pants at night. It smelled horrible and yet I still slept in them.

I saw a deer being skinned.

Back during my junior high years, I used to take photos of dead animals. Oddly enough, I still have them on my phone.

I don't like animals and/or insects to be killed unless they have a purpose (ex. a cockroach enter my house). So I would kill a cat if it so much tried to go on my lawn.

Some dog food got spoiled and it turned to a white but horrible smelling paste. Yeah, not going there.

Yes, I'm weird and odd, but hey, you asked for gross.

Peace		2010-07-29 15:37:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I think standby250 meant my quote
so i just erased everything i said in this post

Anyway have a nice day, everyone!
Have fun and be nice!play my levels too...		2010-07-29 17:30:00

Author:
Racroz
Posts: 406

Skinning an animal. That crosses my line.
That is the only thing that grosses me out.		2010-07-29 17:37:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

After hurricane Katrina, my uncle went with his friend to see the the damage on his house. When they walked in the house, they were greeted with an enormous stench, along with plenty of mud and filth from wall to wall. But everyone had that. What was special here is that half a cow had lodged itself in the ceiling and hung there, for anyone to bump into if they walked through the front door. Which is similar to what happened.2010-07-29 17:39:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

[Original quote removed]

I hate to say it, but there's worse stuff than that on the internet.		2010-07-29 18:44:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

Aw.... this was a funny thread until the inhumane stories started.. Now in my official role, I might need to lay down some rules about content here. How about we stick with no stories featuring animals (or people) in pain or bleeding (blood gets a higher rating in games, so it should here as well)? And preferably no comments of questionable nature. With that said, I'm gonna need to go back and do a couple of little edits, k? If we keep going this way the thread's going to get locked.


Okay... keep it funny and friendly, folks!		2010-07-29 21:40:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

I think it would be easier to say: No gross things you have seen on the internet!
Seriously!

EDIT: Oh there were some things removed that weren't from the internet... but still my comment stands		2010-07-29 21:55:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

I once had to rummage around in someones vomit-filled handbag to fetch out some house keys. Ugh.2010-07-29 22:18:00

Author:
The Gentleman
Posts: 360

You ARE a gentleman!!2010-07-29 22:51:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

if u wanna get grossed out then watch cow slaughter2010-07-29 23:52:00

Author:
jonlolz
Posts: 155

if u wanna get grossed out then watch cow slaughter

Ah, no thanks, I think I'll pass.

We had to 'study' a cows heart in science at school. I was feeling sick before we started so they put me on the 'easy job' which involved staring closely at the heart and drawing it! I drew 2 lines then spent the rest of the lesson sitting outside with 2 other girls. I'm not a big fan of blood and guts.		2010-07-30 00:08:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Me and two friends were walking home from school one day back in 8th grade when we spotted a mutilated cat on the side of the road, cut clean in half [only it's head and front lets left]. We got a good view of it's organs and innards. I picked up two sticks and positioned it in a way where it made the cat look like it was coming out of the ground, like a zombie. Me and my friends giggled then continued on our way.

EDIT: Just read babydoll's post; I just wanted to clarify that this indeed has to do with an animal, but it is in no pain at all. Because it's dead. And there was no blood, too.		2010-07-30 00:28:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

Me and my friends giggled then continued on our way.

...

....just 		2010-07-30 00:30:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

Always a cat.2010-07-30 00:32:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

What is with these cat mutilations? I've seen many throughout my life. I love my kitty and would be sad if she got cut in half.2010-07-30 00:33:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

dude that is so gross!2010-07-30 00:37:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442

umm. babydoll you forgot to edit MY post, i also quoted cybersora on THAT thing
but it's cool i already did it
LBPC should be all about hugs and nice people n_n		2010-07-30 00:52:00

Author:
Racroz
Posts: 406

Thanks, Eprim! Missed that one. Yes, it should indeed be about nice stuff. But now and then it's helpful to know we all share the same gross-me-out reactions to unfortunate events.. although clearly we don't. *eyes a couple of people here*

I think that anyone here who is partial to the theology of reincarnation has better pray they never come back as a cat

I also think that whole 9 lives thing might be bogus :/		2010-07-30 01:25:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

Semi-Offtopic:

Why did the cat cross the roa-TREE!
lol		2010-07-30 01:36:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

once my family was driving home from kentucky. I was sitting in the back of our station wagon looking behind us when I heard/felt a thump and then saw two dogs. One was okay and he was watching the other one spinning down the highway. My Grandfather was driving but I couldn't help but think that it was my fault. to this day I feel so sad every time I see animals hurt. I saved a caterpilar from a spider this morning.

I know that isn't really a gross story so it would be off topic if I didn't get a little sick.

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Sliding down a razor blade into a Hurricane ride filled with cat eyballs and baby fingers. Than the ride breaks and rolls through the parking lot and you land with your hand in someones puke filled purse.

disclaimer: that didn't really happen 		2010-07-30 01:47:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428

Brother... you are aptly named... :/2010-07-30 02:50:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

whats gross is noobs on FPS games constantly t bagging people when they get a common kill but it gets funny when you kill someone mid t bag and t bag them >.> kinda nasty o well2010-07-30 04:22:00

Author:
jonlolz
Posts: 155

I'll add a few random stories...

None of it is anywhere near as shocking as Voodoo's, though

I was riding by bike once, and I took a path through the grass, and was driving at between 8 and 15 miles an hour when I startled a bird. It flew towards me at the same speed of my bike about a foot above the ground and hit the front wheel. I saw it happening in slow motion... I can still see it very clearly in my mind, and it chirped when I hit it. I stopped as fast as I could, and the bird was laying on the ground with its wings outspread, but got up and flew away four seconds later. I was relieved. I thought I killed it for a second, but it seemed fine.

On a vacation to Florida, I once stayed at two hotels: a very fancy one, and a very cheap one on the last day. The place was awful. I had to sleep on the couch to avoid bedbugs. I was examining the pool outside and there were 3 dead frogs in one of the corners.

I was playing LBP on my PS3 once (with Outlaw-Jack, who was here when this happened, and he found it hilarious when I told him about it.) I was in a chair, and I saw a black thing floating down from the cieling, in the exact spot where my chair was. It was a spider slowly crawling down from a web, about 5 or 6 inches away from my face. I freaked out and blew on it as hard as I could, but it swung on its web, and almost hit my face on the way back lol. I stumbled out of my chair and had revenge by murdering it with a newspaper.		2010-07-30 04:29:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

Babydoll?
On the previous page, there's a quote which you may have missed out on editing... it was kinda horrible...
Just letting you know!

Oh, and on topic:

It's not that bad compared to some other stories, but once I walked head first into a spider's web. And seeing as I am totally scared of spiders, this was a pretty big and gross thing to happen! Luckily was in my garden so I managed to get inside and stand in the shower scrubbing myself furiously for a long time, before burning my clothes.*

*I may be exaggerating slightly.		2010-07-31 01:44:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

Well here somthing that happened today. I stepped on a giant spider. I actually heard it crunch and it was stuck on my foot squished! This was while i was playing LBP too 2010-07-31 01:48:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

Oh I can remember only this one...

Some time ago my house was having a problem with ant infestation. Ants everywhere! At breakfast, we are about to cut the bread, it's full of ants! So all we do is knock it on the table to remove the ants. But the worse was, when we were waving lunch, we were eating some kind of small french fries (ok I don't know the english equivalent). I pick some, eat. Pick more, eat. Then, I look at the fries. Small black dots everywhere... I take a closer look... Ant body parts everywhere!

It took a while until I decided to eat this kind of fries again...		2010-07-31 01:53:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

It hit the toilet seat once.2010-07-31 02:06:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511

It hit the toilet seat once.

What? Oh THAT? I think it already happened to every male member in this forum. Twice.		2010-07-31 02:12:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

About two years ago I want to Alcatraz Island as part of my architectural course to scope out the site for a prospective future motel. Because of the circumstances, me and the rest of the class were allowed into areas that visitors aren't usually allowed to go, but don't think for a second it was really a privalege. Thing is, a great number of birds make their home on the island, where they are born, live...and die.
The places that we were allowed to go to were filled with the corpses of assorted birds; fortunately most of them weren't too ripe, but there was definately that smell of rotting flesh in the air and flies were relatively common. Near the end of the trip when I went into one of the bathroom I looked at a window and it was covered in flies (one of my friends even likened it to a scene from "the Amityville Horror"). Also, not long after the trip I found out that my ankles (and the ankles of a number of my classmates) were covered in bug bites of what sort of species I am not sure of to this day and took forever plus medicinal ointment to go away.		2010-07-31 02:42:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512

once... i was in school... at lunch... there was brocolli... and... it was filled... with... black... small... creatures with the skellington outside of the body... one of the girls ate it... she whent to the hospital... and never returned... ok so she never whent to any hospital BUT there was bugs in the brocolli... and she ate it... D:2010-07-31 02:47:00

Author:
>er.
Posts: 785

once... i was in school... at lunch... there was brocolli... and... it was filled... with... black... small... creatures with the skellington outside of the body... one of the girls ate it... she whent to the hospital... and never returned... ok so she never whent to any hospital BUT there was bugs in the brocolli... and she ate it... D:

Swedish School food is horrible D:		2010-07-31 03:04:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

So I was with friends, and this one friend [who drinks] drank too much drink, and he kind of passed out on the floor. Anywho he silently vomited on his long hair, arms, shirt, and on the carpet. We tried to clean but he refused to move, so he fell asleep in his vomit for a few hours until the drink he drank wore out. It wasn't very cute.2010-07-31 04:10:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

Lol! See... fools and alcohol don't mix! (Fools being those who not only kill their brain cells underage, but do it to excess... idiots).

I have a couple of egg stories, inspired by Dapiek Absaroka's bird remains...

When I was a kid of about 8 or 9, we did egg-blowing in art. If you don't know what that it, it's the process of emptying the egg while keeping the shell intact so you can decorate it (like Faberge eggs, but nowhere near as classy :/). You put a hole in the top and bottom and you blow the albumen and yolk out the hole into the sink. Well, I loved it at school and thought I'd give it a try at home. I put the holes in the egg and blew, but nothing was coming out. I kept trying with no success so threw it into the sink in frustration and (as these were fresh farm eggs) there was a chicken corpse in it and it stank!! We were all dry-reaching and no-one wanted to get it out of the sink to throw it away. Even after mum cleaned it all up the kitchen ponged for a good few days afterwards. We couldn't eat in there.

A couple of years ago I had quite a few of my nieces round for a swim in our pool (with my daughters). It was a scorcher of a day and the paving round the pool was so hot, you couldn't walk on it with bare feet. i thought I'd be cool and show them something 'educational and scientific' like frying an egg on the pavement next to the pool. So i got an egg and gathered everyone around to watch. I cracked it onto the pavement and it was completely rotten! the smell was revolting and what's worse, it baked on and we couldn't wash it off properly. It was so bad that within about 15 minutes no-one could stand it and all came inside out of the pool They've never let me live that down...		2010-07-31 07:21:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

Babydoll?
On the previous page, there's a quote which you may have missed out on editing... it was kinda horrible...
Just letting you know!


yeah i think it was mine
i edited some part but left another, sorry babydoll
i edited all my post now, thanks for pointing it out, standby250		2010-07-31 07:50:00

Author:
Racroz
Posts: 406

Well, I loved it at school and thought I'd give it a try at home. I put the holes in the egg and blew, but nothing was coming out. I kept trying with no success so threw it into the sink in frustration and (as these were fresh farm eggs) there was a chicken corpse in it and it stank!!

Now THATS the kind of thing that'll scar you for life.

Btw, little fact about eggs, ones that were fertilized ususally have a tiny red dot on them, thats how you tell them apart. 		2010-07-31 08:08:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Nothing close to being as disgusting as the stories mentioned but I remember one day at a fish market..

There were 3 kids, probably aged around 5 hanging around a open tub with crayfish inside and of course water as well. I'd glanced somewhere else when I heard giggling. They were dipping their fingers in the water and tasting it. Over and over. Their parents were not seeing any of this.

Sorry there were not dead animals of any kind though. I wonder what the water tasted like..		2010-07-31 09:02:00

Author:
Mr Nive
Posts: 137

All these wierd things happening in Australia huh? Makes me worried to go back there... Although despite everyone's fears ABOUT Australia, I have yet to see a poisonous spider...

Anyways, back on topic...
I remember this one time... in band camp...		2010-07-31 09:52:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

I was at a friends house (they own dogs) and the day before we had been throwing terrys chocolate orange all over the place, so I bent down to pick one up, popped it in my mouth and chewed. it turned out to be something much less tasty (read the first set of brackets)2010-07-31 10:20:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

I remeber this time we were fishing in the beach, and we caught a tiny fish. Ok, let's let him loose and keep on. But the fish actually SWALLOWED the hook. So we had to rip the poor creature apart. We managed to get the hook back, and as an extra... The beating heart of the fish!2010-07-31 13:45:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

once I was running a phone line down a hallway with ceiling tiles. I was removing a tile and something fell out, hit me in the face, and fell to the floor. It felt really gross and I REALLY didn't want to know what it was. a few minutes later I decided to check. It was the corpse of a rat that had eaten some horible poison. Luckily it was all dried up and stiff but it had a hugh hole in it's belly with parts hanging out. I nearly scrubbed the flesh from my face.

@ flamingmu <cringe> that's why yur momma says not to eat off the ground haha		2010-07-31 16:08:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428

When i played paintball a time ago, a guy tried to jump like he was ubah cool. And the gas tank smashed into the ground, and flew trough the air. And it hit somebody's head, and then the head flew away, then he died...
Not really, i was bored.		2010-07-31 16:49:00

Author:
Jonaolst
Posts: 935

urgh, one day i opened the oven door to put my cakes in, and a wave of maggots and bugs came out wiggling on my sockless feat, i was sick on my cakes(nooo)
it turned out my mum and dad forgot to take out the chicken from 2 days ago.
the worst part is that im scared of opening the oven now.
(this is a true story)		2010-07-31 17:26:00

Author:
snail_po01
Posts: 85

Seems like Telephone Guys get the best jobs!!

I was running cables for extra phone extensions underneath a School, It had been pouring with rain and the relative dryness under the building was a bit of a relief. I had been under now for nearly an hour and my torch had just given out... "not long now" I thought to myself "I can do this in the dark".

So crawling through the darkness, spiderwebs brushing my face and sticking in my hair I soldiered on. #Squish!! crunch!#... HUH?!? my hand went in something cold damp and slippery and for some strange reason furry (there was also suddenly a god awful smell). I reach for my cellphone and used the screen's light to find out what I had discovered...

The corpse of a 1/2 rotten cat inflated from noxious gases produced from decomposition, it's juices now seeping down the shallow slope and soaking into my jeans....

I don't remember much after that point! I kinda freaked out a little and my brain has blanked out what happened between there and driving home with a strange sticky brown stain on my knees.		2010-08-01 09:47:00

Author:
Strangepom
Posts: 445

The corpse of a 1/2 rotten cat inflated from noxious gases produced from decomposition, it's juices now seeping down the shallow slope and soaking into my jeans....

I don't remember much after that point! I kinda freaked out a little and my brain has blanked out what happened between there and driving home with a strange sticky brown stain on my knees.

I would have been driving home without the jeans.		2010-08-01 10:04:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Umm yeah nice thought but people kinda get the wrong idea about you if you are some strange bearded guy walking around a school with no pants on!2010-08-01 10:35:00

Author:
Strangepom
Posts: 445

This is the grossest thing I can come up with at the moment...
:kz:
It happened this year. In my (mum's) garden there are a helluva lot of berries and such. Blackcurrant, Redcurrant and Raspberries. We left for Italy for three weeks, but first we put nets over the berries so birds won't eat them. And so, we left for Italy, with the nets over the berries...
And we came home. The berries were juicy and looked yummy. And so we took off one net at the time and pluck the berries from the bushes, continued by removing another net and so on. When we are finished, we fold the nets together, and this is where the ugly part comes. I spot what seems to be a branch in the net. The outside was kind of decaying while white wood was at the inside. And I examine it to see if I can get it out. I poke it, pull it. But when I turn it around to the other side I see it has four small branches...
With claws at the end. Took me two seconds to realize this was a bird's foot, which the bird probably had got stuck, and then got ripped off in an attempt to escape. I spent a lot of time washing my hands after that incident.
2010-08-01 18:13:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Umm yeah nice thought but people kinda get the wrong idea about you if you are some strange bearded guy walking around a school with no pants on!

Meh, wait till you get in your vehicle them rip that **** off like your life depended on it.
And if you get stopped by a cop wondering why you don't have any pants on, it's none of their business.


@moonwire

poor bird 		2010-08-01 18:20:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Ok so a while ago I was in my backyard doing my own thing, ok? So I strutted past the flowers noticing something different about them, but I didn't know exactly what..... I decided to look again and then I realized it was the baby bunny laying there with no head. -__- I was wondering why there was a stray cat in our backyard so often.2010-08-01 21:43:00

Author:
gorbax
Posts: 88

Meh, wait till you get in your vehicle them rip that **** off like your life depended on it.
And if you get stopped by a cop wondering why you don't have any pants on, it's none of their business.


@moonwire

poor bird

Sorry for off-topic but, i don't get what word that's censored...		2010-08-01 21:51:00

Author:
Jonaolst
Posts: 935

the grossest thing evar was: My dad was watching youtube videos and this one had a guy opening a can of coke and inside the can of coke there was a bug.

now that I think about it he might have been looking at pictures.		2010-08-01 22:01:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687

Sorry for off-topic but, i don't get what word that's censored...

Sit. With an H. 		2010-08-01 22:22:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Sit. With an H.

Sith? This ain't no Star Wars! 		2010-08-01 22:43:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Sith? This ain't no Star Wars!

Says you :kz:		2010-08-01 22:52:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

"I find your lack of faith disturbing!"

Anyhow, believe it or not, I have another one (no animals or spew this time).

When I was 6 years old, I was helping my grandmother clear out her back room. It was full of all sorts of junk that my grandfather had refused to throw away while he was alive. Anyhow, amongst it all were several bottles of wine. They were never used as my grandmother was not a drinker. Plus they'd been stored on their end and never rotated or agitated for quite a number or years. So I was given the job of emptying the bottles into the laundry sink.

As i started to pour, the smell was just rank. I can't stand the smell of alcohol at the best of times, but this was repulsive. Old and musty. Anyhow, I got to the last bit of wine and it wouldn't come out. I shook the bottle and hit the end (like with the sauce bottle) and then slowly at first this slimy, tongue-like thing oozed out the end and then splatted into the trough. It was sediment, but it looked like someone had barfed up a lung. I was 6 and I remember it to this day. I didn't do any more bottles after that, but I had to sneak a peek while my grandma did the rest (why are we fascinated with the repulsive as kids??).		2010-08-02 00:22:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

I woke up one morning and my dad was eating some raisin bran. He asked me if I wanted some so I started pouring a bowl. I noticed all these crazy webs throughout the entire box. I looked at him then he looked at the box and almost wretched. No bugs that we found just the crazy webs. I think it was from some kind of caterpiller.2010-08-02 00:29:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428

@IStwisted:
Hmmm. Do you think the caterpillar might have lured itself into his mouth? 		2010-08-02 09:32:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

i was sleeping and woke up and my bed had maggots on it. no idea how they got there, but they were gross. ive had nightmares.2010-08-02 22:48:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872


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