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funny stuff that happened to you.
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| I just wanna talk about some funny stuffzorz and get a good laugh. Okay so my friend was sleeping over the same night my brother had his friend sleep over. My friend came over with a Spiderman pillow and my brothers friend yells out "Hey you got a Spiderman pillow too!" | 2010-07-25 04:12:00 Author: TheMonkeyBlade  Posts: 687 |
| I went to Paris once, and I was looking up the Eiffel tower and a pigeon flew by...and pooped on my head. The end. | 2010-07-25 15:53:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar  Posts: 978 |
| A few years back, I was walking around town with my cousin. The roads were really slick from the ice. I saw a patch of snow and thought it would be nice and grippy. I ended up laying flat on my back xD | 2010-07-25 16:03:00 Author: manny_wtk  Posts: 127 |
| I love numbers and particulary end up with high scores with numbers I am fond of. Most of the time it's 13, 10 or 7. maybe not funny for you, but the odds are to laugh at. If not, here's another one: I was at school, a few days before summer vacation... In the pause everybody went out, including another class who had nature science. They had mixed two chemicals (Iodine and a liquid called ammonia) and come up with an explosive formula. They happened to smear the stuff all over the our school ground. It first goes off when it is dry, and it blows if it gets hit by something. Later on, you could sooner or later step on something and it would go off, making you quack as a duck singing opera. I managed to slam my hand into one of the loads and my finger really hurt because of that. Had to spend the rest of the time washing off the ash on my finger. No worries, nothing happened to the finger, it only hurt for a little while. Though I had to laugh, it was an awesome prank! | 2010-07-25 18:27:00 Author: moonwire  Posts: 1627 |
| Almost the same as sackgirl4ever. I was running in the school playground and felt something on my head. I passed my hand on my head and it was all white and brown! :O Everybody laugh at me... | 2010-07-25 18:28:00 Author: phil_003  Posts: 609 |
I trip over my own feet on a regular basis.  Its pretty funny to me. | 2010-07-25 18:29:00 Author: Boomy  Posts: 3701 |
| Once, I was trying to do a trick on a Dance Dance Revolution machine. I got up on the machine and kicked off of it, expecting to do a jump spin. The machine was on wheels. I don't think I need to tell you what happened after that, but let's just say that my ego was bruised, as well as the rest of me. | 2010-07-25 18:39:00 Author: xkappax  Posts: 2569 |
| Almost the same as sackgirl4ever. I was running in the school playground and felt something on my head. I passed my hand on my head and it was all white and brown! :O Everybody laugh at me... Same I was standing on the field of the schoolyard but a seagul plopped a present on my shoulder. D: | 2010-07-25 20:04:00 Author: TheMonkeyBlade Posts: 687 |
| I almost put face cream on my toothbrush >.< | 2010-07-25 20:47:00 Author: Jovuto  Posts: 2345 |
Wow! you should be glad it was just a bird... and BTW it wasn't funny... I went to Paris once, and I was looking up the Eiffel tower and a pigeon flew by...and pooped on my head | 2010-07-25 21:22:00 Author: ferrrch  Posts: 429 |
| I was walking down one of the quiet, peaceful roads in my area one day and there was a pensioner walking on the other side of the street. I looked away for a split second and the next second when I looked back he was gone with seemingly no reason or explaination. I have thus come to the theory that pensioners are evolving into ninjas. | 2010-07-25 23:00:00 Author: The Gentleman  Posts: 360 |
| I went to Paris once, and I was looking up the Eiffel tower and a pigeon flew by...and pooped on my head Eh, you got off lucky. I was at school once eating my lunch outside, I was eating a sandwich and thought "Hmm... this tastes funny". Can you guess what happened next? I looked at the sandwich and it had bird poop on it. I was not happy, and it wasn't really funny either so, wrong thread I guess... | 2010-07-25 23:11:00 Author: Doopz  Posts: 5592 |
| A few years back I was walking into my middle school when I felt something land in my ear. I thought someone had thrown something into my ear so I started yelling at the bushes. I get some of the stuff from my ear. Guess what it was? Bird poop...in my ear. how is that even possible..... | 2010-07-25 23:24:00 Author: Amigps  Posts: 564 |
In my first year at uni, I was on the way to lectures, standing at the front of a packed bus. I had my iPod nano with me, and it turned out there was also a hole in my pocket. A friend pointed out that my iPod was now on the floor, but as I went to pick it up, the bus turned a corner.  It slid under the door and bounced off the road and on to the pavement! I persuaded the driver to let me off, and I eventually found my iPod with a big dent in the side, still working perfectly!  | 2010-07-25 23:26:00 Author: Rhys125  Posts: 841 |
| This is more of a stupid momment, but a couple of years back I was in A&E after an accident of some kind. The nurse was talking to me, and asking me questions about my personal life which she then filled in on a form. The conversation went something like this: Nurse: So, how old are you? Me: 14 (I was 14 at the time) Nurse: Any brothers or sisters? Me: Yeah, I've got a twin. Nurse: And how old is he? Cue long pause Oh, and Doopz? Remind me not to come to your house for dinner! | 2010-07-25 23:32:00 Author: standby250  Posts: 1113 |
| When I was in Florida, I accidently came around a corner and scared a bunch of kids I didn't know... <_< It felt a lot worse than it sounds... | 2010-07-25 23:36:00 Author: piggabling  Posts: 2979 |
| This isn't that funny but I was riding my skateboard but then my friend kicked it out from under me but I fell in the same position people do in the old grand theft auto (I got a bruised tailbone) | 2010-07-26 01:04:00 Author: TheMonkeyBlade Posts: 687 |
| Back in middle school, during P.E., we were doing suicides.(Running at a short distance and back, then going farther each turn...oh yeah, we had to bend over and touch a line.) I was doing pretty good, next thing I know I heard a loud ripping sound as I bent to touch the line. I'm not going to say where my pants got torn, but I'm pretty sure you know where it was. >.> | 2010-07-26 04:29:00 Author: manny_wtk Posts: 127 |
| It seems like a lot of people gets pooped on them or on something they eat! | 2010-07-26 05:05:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609 |
| / front or back? if it was front... oh boy... well anyways, heres something thats rly funny, metroid prime at gamestop (original, gamecube) is only 4$... thats like the best metroid ever... and it was only going for 4 dollars... why? | 2010-07-26 05:06:00 Author: theswweet  Posts: 2468 |
| So I was grinding a rail on my skateboard, i fell off and popped the bone out of my wrist, lost a lot of blood and died | 2010-07-26 07:31:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| So I was doing a grinding a rail on my skateboard, i fell off and popped the bone out of my wrist, lost a lot of blood and died Oh Noes! Inanimacy is a ghost! I'd run, but I don't want to hit the wall again xD | 2010-07-26 17:44:00 Author: manny_wtk Posts: 127 |
| Whilst getting my trousers on, the button at the front pinged off like in a cartoon! Sadly it didn't hit anyone. But I was so shocked that I let go and, because there was no button, they fell down. Probably some other funny things but that's the first thing that comes to mind. Edit: Btw, the button was broken. I am not overweight. | 2010-07-26 23:47:00 Author: Jedi_1993  Posts: 1518 |
| a few years ago, i went to visit my uncle and aunt in the new forest. We went out to a field opposite to play cricket. my cousin bowled to me and I somehow managed to catch myself out. I closed my eyes, swung the bat, dropped it and caught the ball. | 2010-07-29 20:41:00 Author: JayJSE2  Posts: 164 |
| My cousin was reading a story I posted on Newgrounds. He told me my stuff is so detailed that if I wrote a dirty novel, it would probably be the size of a Harry Potter book. Also one time when I was on /vp/ this happened. http://a.imageshack.us/img827/2116/watd.png (I'm Ampharos) | 2010-07-29 20:47:00 Author: Chdonga  Posts: 388 |
| A few years back, I was walking around town with my cousin. The roads were really slick from the ice. I saw a patch of snow and thought it would be nice and grippy. I ended up laying flat on my back xD yeah, back in the winter when it snowed, me and a few friends were walking to a bus stop at the back of our school. One of my friends bent down to pick up a snowball and he fell over. A few weeks later once the snow had melted, we were running for the school bus and he managed to rugby tackle thin air while falling over on some mud. Ironically, he doesn't like running or sports. | 2010-07-29 20:49:00 Author: JayJSE2 Posts: 164 |
| The other day I was walking along and I stubbed my toe pretty badly on a table leg, I bent down in pain and promptly smashed my head on the top of the table and then fell backwards into the washing basket. My mates were crying with laughter, I have to admit I was laughing too. | 2010-07-30 09:29:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| Once, when playing LBP online, I went into the other room without saying anything to who I was playing with, so what happened was that I got a message, tried running to the other room when I heard the bleep sound, tripped over a table, caught myself, tripped over another table, caught myself again, and then tripped on my own pants and fell down. There was also the spiderman pillow thing... It was funny, but my brother didn't really explain it well... | 2010-07-30 21:54:00 Author: KlawwTheClown  Posts: 1106 |
| it was 5 years back now, i was running home from secondary school it was wet and cold, i thought it would be quick to avoid the crowd and run down a slippery bank (hill) by myself, i slipped, oh no i thought! People start laughing as i fell down this steep muddy bank, but suddenly as i went head over heels through the air, i landed on my feet doing a complete front flip. No one was laughing after that! | 2010-07-30 22:08:00 Author: Pattington_Bear  Posts: 777 |
| this isn't exactly on topic as it didn't happen to me but a few years ago my mum saw someone fall over on a banana skin | 2010-08-06 19:45:00 Author: JayJSE2 Posts: 164 |
| Yeah, so I was born and, and when my dad was about to hold me I peed at his tie. The nurse said "Well, at least we know that works..." | 2010-08-06 20:15:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627 |
| When I was a baby I dislocated my arm by rolling over... | 2010-08-07 21:05:00 Author: TheMonkeyBlade Posts: 687 |
| The little Telescopes on the Empire state Building are a hoot! Look over the the Rockafella Building and Wave - and you get Waved back!! | 2010-08-07 22:40:00 Author: Nurolight  Posts: 918 |
| Once in high school I was late for an exam after gym class, my teacher asked me why I was late, I said , "I was busy in the boy's locker room" ... It took me 15 min to realize what I said and then throughout the whole exam I was laughing my head off, and when I got the exam back my teacher wrote HA HA HA all over it. (I got a good grade though ) | 2010-08-07 22:59:00 Author: Foofles  Posts: 2278 |
| http://www.ecbcashop.co.uk/images/products/Vortex-Ball.gif + rain/wet/slippery. I tried to catch it, it slipped through my hands, and right into my chicken mcnuggets. I was lying on the ground for ages, ha. | 2010-08-07 23:09:00 Author: midnight_heist  Posts: 2513 |
| Hmmm.... Well there seem to be a lot about bird doo on this thread... So I'm going to continue with that theme We were at this bar in Buxton. It's the one we always go to when we're there, and it's filled with cockerels. Not live ones, just big models and paintings. No idea why, and it really has nothing to do with the story just painting the picture for you guys. So anyway we (my family - Dad, Mum and me) decided to eat outside that day, as it was one of those rare sunny days in England. We ordered our drinks, got them, ordered our food, got that, my parents ordered some more drinks, they got them, and then the bill came. We turned to the waiter, and there was a splash. We turned back to our drinks. My mum recoiled in horror. There was a little bird poop bobbing away in her drink. We laughed. She cried. | 2010-08-07 23:32:00 Author: Keanster96  Posts: 1436 |
| Back in Kindergarten, I was sitting as usual in recess eating cookies,minding my own business, and this friend of mine that was sick sat next to me(btw I didn't know she was sick). She asked if she could have a cookie and I said yes, next thing I know I'm covered in some pretty green vomit. Everyone laughed at me, even her, I started crying...And that is why I never give anyone some of my cookies unless they're 10 feet away. | 2010-08-08 16:55:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978 |
| One night my dog was in my bathroom and tried peeing in the toilet... the seat was down. | 2010-08-09 00:28:00 Author: TheMonkeyBlade Posts: 687 |
| Recently I was playing handball with my friends, two funny happenings to me and a few more with the others: 1) I was blocking an attacking girl, I kept blocking her all game so she got angry and pushed me towards the goal, I lost balance and started running towards the goal, the I saw the goalkeeper, and he was doing a HANDSTAND!(don't ask me why) I crashed into him and we both fell. Everybody laughed, including us. 2) This time I was attacking. I was running towards the goal, and decided to make a sharp turn. So I made an angle with the ground to turn easier. But the angle was too small, and I fell on my side. Then, a girl (not the same as before) didn't notice that and stumbled on me! Another laugh session! | 2010-08-09 00:45:00 Author: gdn001  Posts: 5891 |
| A few weeks ago I fell down a flight of stairs backwards, all the way from the top, blacked out half way down, quite a scary experience, but the thing I found funny is the only injury I sustained was a little carpet burn on my cheek. | 2010-08-09 09:02:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| Well my Mum told me that the way I knocked myself out cold was by spinning really fast on a computer chair, I came off and went flying into the wall but I think she's lying, I don't remember it ever happening. | 2010-08-09 09:20:00 Author: SR20DETDOG  Posts: 2431 |
| A funny story? Hm.... Let;s see now. Ah yes, its weird tho, but it seems a lot of times whenever I visit the forum's "What's New" I get a lot of Deja-vu, since I tend to see the same hread from time to time, its odd, bbut kinda funny, once I saw a thread made twice by 2 differen't people IN THE SAME DAY! How weird is that? lol, idk, I guess it's kinda funny how these repeated threads keep spawning and spawning.  | 2010-08-09 10:38:00 Author: Silverleon  Posts: 6707 |
| Mah skull has a crack in it because i felt 3 meters out of a window and landed on tiles when i was 6 years old. Oh and i have won a holiday to tenerife | 2010-08-09 10:42:00 Author: Smelling-Cowboy  Posts: 668 |
| I once drove off in the car with my handbag on the roof! My daughter calmly said "Isn't that your handbag in the middle of the road" and on closer inspection using the rear view mirror her observations proved to be correct! It was a very delicate procedure retrieving my lipstick and various other belongings from the middle of a busy dual carriageway! Icey | 2010-08-09 11:39:00 Author: IceMaiden  Posts: 1057 |
| Ugh, I dunno if i want to say this but. . . I fell asleep on the couch in our living room one night, and somehow, (I must have have been half asleep,) i tried to get up, lost my balance half way up and dove head first into the corner of our coffee table. i almost smashed my eye right into the corner. I thought all i did was bump my head so i got back onto the couch and tried to go back to sleep. When i woke up in the morning, my pillow was drenched in blood  | 2010-08-09 12:11:00 Author: SupaSack34  Posts: 180 |
| Well my Mum told me that the way I knocked myself out cold was by spinning really fast on a computer chair, I came off and went flying into the wall but I think she's lying, I don't remember it ever happening. psst! Tell them about the time you stabbed yourself:3 | 2010-08-09 14:44:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978 |
| One time me in the winter me and my brother went to the rubbish site to get rid off some old stuff. It was closed, so we went back with the rubbish still in the car. On the way back up the hill, we got stuck on ice, and couldn't get up the hill. A Land Rover offered to help us up, but neither of us had a towrope. Thanks to my intuition (and stuff i threw out), we were saved by using my broken christmas rope light decoration as a tow rope! | 2010-08-09 19:28:00 Author: Matimoo  Posts: 1027 |
| In PE a few moths ago, I was playing basketball with a few of my friends and I caught the ball with my arm outstretched when it came off the hoop (I was standing to the side of the hoop) . I then threw it overarm back at the hoop and it went in I almost went mental about it.The worst thing about it? almost none of my friends saw it! A few weeks later we did basketball again and we played a game with no rules. It turned into rugby with a friend of mine being wrestled to the floor and me screaming at him to just pass the ball up. He did but I missed the hoop after that. | 2010-08-09 22:34:00 Author: JayJSE2 Posts: 164 |
| psst! Tell them about the time you stabbed yourself:3 Curiosity level 80% and rising... Did I mention the time my friends: - Made a small cup out of stickers; - Put a crayon in it; - Put alcohol in it; - Left it in the window for a weekend; - Came back, and it was GROSS!!! | 2010-08-09 23:03:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Funny stuff... if you need a laugh, just go to my friend Andrew; he's accident prone. So, instead of posting one of my many funny stories with the boon, I'll let you choose: - "Shocking Paintjob" - "Hot Feet... Literally" - "Boogie Bashed" - "Frozen Fanny" - "Eating Couch Syndrome" - "Team Haxxedmatch" | 2010-08-10 01:18:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| Just pick the one you think is funniest | 2010-08-10 02:15:00 Author: TheMonkeyBlade Posts: 687 |
| psst! Tell them about the time you stabbed yourself:3 Curiosity level 80% and rising... Oh jeez, you had to bring that one up If you must know I was skipping down my drive way, flinging my arms about like an idiot. I also happened to have a pen in my hand which proceeded to lodge itself into my leg. Naturally I had lots of blood dripping down my leg and I am now left with a nice scar just above my knee:blush: It keeps the other 3 scars company. | 2010-08-10 09:48:00 Author: SR20DETDOG Posts: 2431 |
| Another story from me as young: I had gone to some dinosaur thing in the animal park in San Diego and bought those kinds of eggs which are made of some chalk-like material and you get a spoon etc. To dig out a dinosaur figure within. I was probably around 2 or 3 years old or so. I got some really nice memories with me and went to bed. Next days my parents woke up to the sound of something splatting meeting the floor. They came to check, and there was I who had thrown a lot of eggs in the floor (the normal ones you eat) and said "But... There are no dinosaurs in them" That is actually a true story XD Post all, the more the better, Jack!!! | 2010-08-10 16:44:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627 |
| Ok, ok. We'll start with a good one: Eating Couch Syndrome... It was nighttime at my house, 'round Christmas Eve. Me and Andrew's family were celebrating Christmas together, laughing up a storm and having a jolly old time. We even got into a "shock contest" where we literally started shocking each other with static electricity for a good hour! As time dragged on, however, things got calmer and more reserved, with Drew feeling a little sleepy. So, he situates himself on one of the couches and falls asleep, while everyone else just carries on through the night as though nothing happened... until later. Fast-forward an hour or two, and Andrew's family decided to leave. They were all accounted for... except Andrew. They went looking around outside, through the rooms, around the tree- nowhere to be seen. But they weren't concerned that much. So, they decided to take a seat and just talk a bit about the upcoming New Years and other family stuff... When, just as my mom took a seat, a low grunt emulated from the couch. A low, muffled "nnnnnh". My mom, of course, thought it was just the couch sagging so she adjusts herself. More muffled grunting is heard. So sure enough, my mom gets back up, turns around, throws up the couch padding aaaand- Ding! There was Andrew! Just waking up from his midnight nap! xD Later on, after I dug him out of the couch, we were all wondering how EXACTLY Andrew actually sank in, let alone be completely covered. And I mean, he's a BIG boy; the couch was the same size as he was! Andrew finally concluded that while he was sleeping, the couch covers started to slide out of place, thus making him sink into the couch. He was completely covered; it didn't even look like he was in the couch until my mom sat on him! | 2010-08-10 17:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| When I was a kid, I used to spend a lot of time at this one friend's house. His Dad didn't make much money and always bought the cheapest everything. So one time, we were hanging out, and I got thirsty, so I started poking around in the kitchen and ended up making myself a glass of chocolate milk. I took a huge gulp, and did a spit take all over my friend's kitchen. "Hey, man... There's something wrong with this chocolate syrup. It tastes weird!" I said, as he laughed uncontrollably. "Waitaminute... We don't have any chocolate milk," he answered, getting ahold of himself. "Sure you do," I said, holding up the bottle. He started laughing even harder. I turned the bottle around and read it, for the first time. See, his Dad bought the cheapest everything. I didn't even know they made barbecue sauce in brown squeeze bottles. Tasted like crap in milk, though. | 2010-08-11 16:11:00 Author: SpeedyMcKnuckles Posts: 331 |
| A few years ago, I was hanging about at the top of the stairs, when I slipped. I started tumbling down loudly. Miraculously, I landed on my feet. I don't even know if that's possible. Then, my mum comes rushing out of the kitchen, obviously because she heard some random crashing sound, and asks me what happened. I quickly say 'nothing!' and make my way back up the stairs! luckily I wasn't hurt too much from the fall. | 2010-08-11 16:26:00 Author: Otune  Posts: 131 |
| (sorry about the HUGE bump but I've been on holiday for a week) While I was on holiday my parents made me walk almost the entire length of a beech going on and on and on and you get the idea..... but I was happy that there were some "rocks"(mud) at the end that lead out into the water. So, I stand out there for about a minute (and before this moment I wasn't sure if the tide was coming in or going out) but I soon found out as I leapt out the way of an incoming wave.I leapt once,twice(and I thought three times) before suddenly slamming into the wet "mud" on my side.That would have been worse enough but I had the length of the beach to walk back across.(at least it was good weather) | 2010-08-21 21:56:00 Author: JayJSE2 Posts: 164 |
| I met my girlfriend in LBP... <3 | 2010-08-21 22:11:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627 |
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