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Date of birth

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Sorry, just noticed this in the settings page, and I thought it was quite funny.


Your date of birth and age are displayed in several places on the forum. Only the administrator will have access to your date of birth should you choose to hide it via the privacy option below. Please contact the Administrator if your date of birth has changed.

Hmm.... why would your date of birth change?




Sorry for the unnessecary thread
2010-07-23 01:39:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113


Well, you could go back in time and delay your birth by pushing yourself back in for a couple more days.2010-07-23 01:45:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


I faked my age so I could get on here, but seeing as how I'm 13 now, I'd like to have it changed.2010-07-23 01:53:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432


Touche.............2010-07-23 01:54:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113


Well... um... your date of birth might change under one of these highly plausible situations:


You find out you are actually a clone, so your real date of birth would actually be the date you were cloned.
Your parents lied about your date of birth for all of this time, for the lulz. Consider getting new parents if this is the case.
The Chinese government begins a campaign for world domination and forces every conquered country to switch to the Chinese calendar.
Robots rebel against their human creators and begin a campaign for world domination, forcing humans to adhere to the more efficient Julian date numbers.


At LBPC, we are always prepared for the worst case, world-altering scenarios!
All hail our future robotic overlords. 1100011101001101

(Or I guess we could just have the text changed to "Please contact the Administrator if you wish to change the date of birth you have entered.")
2010-07-23 02:15:00

Author:
Gilgamesh
Posts: 2536


can I change my date of birth to January 1st 1million b.c.e.2010-07-23 02:22:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336


You find out you are actually a clone, so your real date of birth would actually be the date you were cloned.
Your parents lied about your date of birth for all of this time, for the lulz. Consider getting new parents if this is the case.
The Chinese government begins a campaign for world domination and forces every conquered country to switch to the Chinese calendar.
Robots rebel against their human creators and begin a campaign for world domination, forcing humans to adhere to the more efficient Julian date numbers.



Something about that word Likely is making me slightly uneasy...
2010-07-23 02:26:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113


i put i was born like in 1920 when i first joined this site thinking i would never stay this long, then i realized i was here to stay so i changed it to my real birthday2010-07-23 04:07:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419


I have no date of birth. I came into the world as an angel through a monumental clash of the moon and sun spirits. When I came to the world, I was also out of the world. (How's that for a mind twister! *Ahem*...)2010-07-23 05:50:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214


I have no date of birth. I came into the world as an angel through a monumental clash of the moon and sun spirits. When I came to the world, I was also out of the world. (How's that for a mind twister! *Ahem*...)

In other words, you're an existance that's neither beneficial or malignant, thus irrelevant to anyone.
2010-07-23 09:27:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


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