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The Worst Bands You Can Think Of

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Simple. Post the worst bands you can think of. Try listening to an entire song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzt0iJ0cUxA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5SNOAcD3ak&feature=related
2010-07-21 01:41:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432


****. Saw title > thought BlackOut band. >_>2010-07-21 01:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


Brokencyde, god I hate them. They make a mockery of screamo, and I cannot forgive anyone for that. :kz:2010-07-21 01:48:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.

(BTW, The title is missing the word 'think' )
2010-07-21 01:49:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353


Brokencyde, god I hate them. They make a mockery of screamo, and I cannot forgive anyone for that. :kz:

Screamo makes a mockery of Screamo...
2010-07-21 01:49:00

Author:
Unknown User


Creed, obviously 2010-07-21 02:02:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105


Creed is that lot with Myles Kennedy and Mark Tremonti, right?

Never heard their music, but Alter Bridge ****ing rule, and both tremonti and Kennedy are in that...
2010-07-21 02:07:00

Author:
Unknown User


Screamo makes a mockery of Screamo...

truths.

saw title, thought Brokencyde, and specifically Freaxxx. Though I must say I have watched the whole thing through several times over, for the hell of it
2010-07-21 02:18:00

Author:
monstahr
Posts: 1361


Any newer thrash metal bands, like Toxic Holocaust, THEY SUCK!2010-07-21 19:44:00

Author:
AbstractFlesh
Posts: 837


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzt0iJ0cUxA

Is that... Screamy dance rap music? And is that a guy or a girl?
2010-07-21 21:51:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


Screamo makes a mockery of Screamo...

People like you are why I pleaded to have negative rep stay. >.>
2010-07-21 22:04:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


Jonas brothers D:2010-07-21 22:07:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


I got half way through BOTDF.....I stopped when he/she said im a monster, and the songs title has bad grammar >:C its IM A MONSTER not IMA MONSTER >:C

Brokencyde.....gtfo

I got thru 5seconds of black out band.....
2010-07-21 22:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


waitwaitwait I've heard Ima Monster before, I thought it was a joke? Best lyrics ever:

Getting head in, rentals
Avoiding the parentals.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

WHAT.

oh, those parentals.
2010-07-21 23:48:00

Author:
monstahr
Posts: 1361


waitwaitwait I've heard Ima Monster before, I thought it was a joke? Best lyrics ever:

Getting head in, rentals
Avoiding the parentals.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

WHAT.

oh, those parentals.
Can't stop the tickles
They call me Dr. Giggles
It's off off off off the chizzle
Fo' shi-zzle dizzle
I'm banging with the B-O-T-O dizzle with wiffles

Words rhyming with "izzle" does not a good lyric make.

They also have a song called 'I <3 Hello Kitty' about, erm, loving Hello Kitty.
2010-07-21 23:50:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432


There's no possible way you can place Creed with that Black Out thing!! 2010-07-21 23:54:00

Author:
piggabling
Posts: 2979


People like you are why I pleaded to have negative rep stay. >.>

'people like me' are why many people pleaded to have negative rep stay. Live with it.

Gimmie some good screamo bands then.
2010-07-22 00:44:00

Author:
Unknown User


There's no possible way you can place Creed with that Black Out thing!!


I like some of their songs.

But I can never forget... (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Worst%20Band%20In%20The%20World)
2010-07-22 14:40:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105


I admit, in some songs, he sounds like an ogre or something similar...

In others, like Higher and Arms Wide Open, the words are touching and he sings them well. BlackOutBand is no match for those songs!
2010-07-22 14:50:00

Author:
piggabling
Posts: 2979


Anyone ever listen to the lyrics of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice?
EPIC.
EDIT : Here they are.


"Ice Ice Baby"
by Vanilla Ice
from "To the Extreme"

Yo Vanilla, Kick it one time boyyyyyy!
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo--I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid dont play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby
Waving just to say HI
Did you stop?
No--I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine--
All I heard were shells
Fallin on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
Take heed, 'caese I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other DJ's say, "****"
If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem
Yo--I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
Yo man--let's get out of here!
Word to your mother!
Ice Ice baby Too Cold
Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X)
2010-07-22 15:00:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874


I hate all bands that have to do with teenagers screaming their heads off from puberty.

Seriously kids, get a life.
2010-07-22 15:06:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


'people like me' are why many people pleaded to have negative rep stay. Live with it.

Gimmie some good screamo bands then.

Alesana, A Day To Remember, Silverstein, We Came As Romans, the old Escape The Fate, and plenty more.
2010-07-22 15:28:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


Alesana, A Day To Remember, Silverstein, We Came As Romans, the old Escape The Fate, and plenty more.

Don't rate any of them.
2010-07-22 15:35:00

Author:
Unknown User


What do ya mean?2010-07-22 19:51:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


I mean i think they are all crap, so my original point stands.2010-07-22 21:35:00

Author:
Unknown User


Linkin Park
[insert flame here]
2010-07-22 21:37:00

Author:
TehUberZac
Posts: 587


@Zac
Exactly, I don't know why people like them. My favorite situation:
Me: So, what all do you listen to?
Person: I tend to listen to real emo stuff.
Me: So what kinda bands?
Person: Linkin Pa-
Me: *Suicides*

@Alex And my original point stands, you, sir, are an imbecile.
Not that I don't know the answer, regardless of what you say, but have you even listened to any of them?
2010-07-23 03:07:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


@Zac
Exactly, I don't know why people like them. My favorite situation:
Me: So, what all do you listen to?
Person: I tend to listen to real emo stuff.
Me: So what kinda bands?
Person: Linkin Pa-
Me: *Suicides*

@Alex And my original point stands, you, sir, are an imbecile.
Not that I don't know the answer, regardless of what you say, but have you even listened to any of them?

I've heard a few songs from most of them, and We Came As Romans i've heard a fair bit of. I happen to have several ETF albums on my iTunes. I just don't like them....
2010-07-23 03:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


Emo spawned a hilarious clown subculture that has poor haircuts. Totally okay with me. As long as I don't have to listen to their music or their problems.2010-07-23 04:16:00

Author:
monstahr
Posts: 1361


I had Ima monster stuck in my head all day.........

and also @BlueBullet and Alex, guys just give it a rest both of y'all are having....'A rough discussion' on opinions, Opinions are opinions, you cant change that.
2010-07-23 06:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


Simple Plan. The whiniest, shallowest group of brats I've ever heard to get a record deal. I don't mind emo, though I'm not a big fan, but I really hate emo that sounds like it was written by a 15 year old girl whose dad just scolded her for getting a D in English.

Five Finger Death Punch are pretty terrible too. The embodiment of everything I hate about modern metal. I don't like Metallica(EDIT: That's actually a lie, some of their songs are pretty cool), but I'm missing them. Bands like FFDP are kinda like a more, humorously masculine version of Simple Plan. That's why I kinda like the black metal scene, because most of the Norwegian bands are actually messed up. Like, making soup out of their dead lead singer's brain messed up. Not the "no one understands me! I'm gonna break a window with a brick in slow motion!" kind of jock metal that's on the radio today.

Let me read you a comment off of a Five Finger Death Punch video. This was the highest rated comment.

"it truely never is enough no matter what the situation is........ unless ur those little spoiled **** holes that live off mommy and daddy's money and can get away with murder so if ur one of them u only think it never enough try to live TRUE metalheads lives...... you'd probally kill ur self after 2 minuntes "

Oh my god, what a snob. He's as bratty as the kid whose parents do give him everything he wants. "Oh, my life's so terrible, I don't get everything I want. Everyone else does." You don't listen to Five Finger Death Punch because life is hard. I bet most holocaust survivors listened to swing music.
2010-07-23 09:42:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


I seem to remember I scolded Evanesced for his comment on the metal thread. :L


m/ Five Finger Death Punch m/
2010-07-23 09:52:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


He's as bratty as the kid whose parents do give him everything he wants. "Oh, my life's so terrible, I don't get everything I want. Everyone else does." You don't listen to Five Finger Death Punch because life is hard. I bet most holocaust survivors listened to swing music.

Best quote ever.
2010-07-23 20:56:00

Author:
Unknown User


Right when I saw the thread title, I thought: THE SHAGGS.
I'm surprised no one's posted any of them here!
Feast your ears on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU

To give you a little insight on this, the band consists of three sisters. Their father's mother predicted that his children would be in a famous rock band, so he dropped them out of school and had them become this blasphemy you hear. At least his mother was right, yeah?
2010-07-28 04:35:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724


Jonas Brothers.. I mean, seriously, should I explain anymore?2010-07-28 04:42:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158


Jonas Brothers.. I mean, seriously, should I explain anymore?


Linkin Park
[insert flame here]


Jonas brothers D:


Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.

Remember, this isn't regarding bands you dislike, this is about very terrible acts that have horrifyingly repulsive music to a vast majority of people/no musical talent whatsoever.
2010-07-28 04:50:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724


Oh wait these haven't been mentioned yet and my god are they garbage! JEDWARD!

UGH kill me I never want to hear them ever again.

If you don't know them I won't introduce you, it's best that way.
2010-07-28 04:54:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370


Remember, this isn't regarding bands you dislike, this is about very terrible acts that have horrifyingly repulsive music to a vast majority of people/no musical talent whatsoever.

Well in that case, nvm..
2010-07-28 04:55:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158


Oh wait these haven't been mentioned yet and my god are they garbage! JEDWARD!

UGH kill me I never want to hear them ever again.

If you don't know them I won't introduce you, it's best that way.

*looks them up on youtube*
2010-07-28 04:59:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724


Creed has a lot of good songs i cant believe they were mentioned. Black out band i only got up to their painful chorus lol.2010-07-28 05:11:00

Author:
Jrange378
Posts: 573


Remember, this isn't regarding bands you dislike, this is about very terrible acts that have horrifyingly repulsive music to a vast majority of people/no musical talent whatsoever.

Sooo...basically..all the ones you listed? lol
Just because pubescent girls like them doesn't mean they're good

*No offence*

D:
2010-07-28 05:41:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800


No one's saying they're good, but really it's not like they're absolutely intolerable.

Actually I find Linkin Park intolerable but whatever.
2010-07-28 15:39:00

Author:
monstahr
Posts: 1361


Fatal Bazooka and Teki Latex are both pretty dire.

Look up Trankillement by FB ^^ to see what I mean.
2010-07-28 16:03:00

Author:
Asbestos101
Posts: 1114


One of my most hated bands is Scouting For Girls. All their songs sound the same and the lyrics are annoying! 2010-07-28 18:00:00

Author:
Rhys125
Posts: 841


One of my most hated bands is Scouting For Girls. All their songs sound the same and the lyrics are annoying!

When I first heard 'Elvis ain't Dead' I thought he was saying 'I wish he was ***' over and over in the chorus. :L
2010-07-28 19:08:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


they aren't actual bands as they don't play actual music, but any "rappers" and anything hip-hop or RnB.Next hated being anything metal.2010-07-28 19:28:00

Author:
JayJSE2
Posts: 164


Anything modern that is currently in the charts, or considered 'Pop.'

I've said it once and i'll say it again. Music has become a business, not an art form, and this makes me cry a little inside.
2010-07-31 01:31:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


ill do this just to troll and for the lulz

http://timothyblee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/metallica.jpeg

Worst Band Evar
2010-07-31 02:07:00

Author:
Unknown User


ill do this just to troll and for the lulz

http://timothyblee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/metallica.jpeg

Worst Band Evar

Did I just saw this post...
...
...
...
...
...
...

METALLICA pwns.
2010-07-31 02:53:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


hanna montana? idk but many other people seem to hate her... and she's every where i don't want to see her... witch means... she's every where... -_-"

EDIT: oh wait she's not a band.... dang i just made her name appear on another 'not suppose to be' place o,o"
2010-07-31 02:59:00

Author:
>er.
Posts: 785


Hmm, try highlighting much? Though personally, I DO hate Metalica... but w/e.

Anyways, this is pretty unbearable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJu611UdfxA
2010-07-31 03:00:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


hanna montana? idk but many other people seem to hate her... and she's every where i don't want to see her... witch means... she's every where... -_-"

EDIT: oh wait she's not a band.... dang i just made her name appear on another 'not suppose to be' place o,o"

I love Hannah Montanna ; ;
2010-07-31 03:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


Ooh thanks guys, I pretty much love all of this music posted here...
*looks at thread title*
...
*runs*
2010-07-31 03:14:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653


hanna montana? idk but many other people seem to hate her... and she's every where i don't want to see her... witch means... she's every where... -_-"

EDIT: oh wait she's not a band.... dang i just made her name appear on another 'not suppose to be' place o,o"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

I don't care who you are, that song is awesome.
2010-07-31 03:29:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


ill do this just to troll and for the lulz

http://timothyblee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/metallica.jpeg

Worst Band Evar

Metallica ****ing rule... Not so much the new stuff, but AJFA, MoP etc... Death Magnetic was pretty good too...
2010-07-31 18:37:00

Author:
Unknown User


Cmon Alex, you're making it too easy for me.

Highlight. It's not that hard.
2010-07-31 18:47:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702


ill do this just to troll and for the lulz

http://timothyblee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/metallica.jpeg

Worst Band Evar


I love Hannah Montanna ; ;

Bad taste in music
2010-07-31 20:35:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345


Cmon Alex, you're making it too easy for me.

Highlight. It's not that hard.

heh, so i am ^_^ It's been a long day
2010-07-31 20:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


I love Hannah Montanna ; ;


ill do this just to troll and for the lulz

http://timothyblee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/metallica.jpeg

Worst Band Evar

Best taste in music on these forums. For some reason everyone's like all 'Pop suckz, i liek stuff that was made by dumb old men.' GUISE. Lighten up! Times are changin' for the better, and if you're to pigheaded to see this, then YOU SMELL. Hannah Montana FTW liek.
2010-07-31 21:05:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


POP sucks.

The only thing you can call music is metal!

END OF DISCUSSION!
2010-07-31 21:11:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


POP sucks.

The only thing you can call music is metal!

END OF DISCUSSION!

Dont forget inde/Alternative (Muse, Vampire weekend and Arctic monkeys)
2010-07-31 21:16:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345


Jonas brother,Justin Bieber,Miley Cyrus,Jedward.

'Nuff said indeed
2010-07-31 21:24:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123


POP sucks.

The only thing you can call music is metal!

END OF DISCUSSION!


Can't you silly metalheads realise that metal died in teh noughties?
2010-07-31 21:28:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


Can't you silly metalheads realise that metal died in teh noughties?

NU it didn't D:
2010-07-31 21:30:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


NU it didn't D:

Sorry but it kinda did :I
2010-07-31 22:21:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345


Sorry but it kinda did :I

Sorry, I was going to carry on, but I thought I'd better make sure that everyone in this thread that has been stating poorly formed views on metal, and music in general were trolling - In Inan's first post he put in white lettering 'ill do this just to troll and for the lulz'

Metal hasn't died, and it won't for a good amount of time.
2010-07-31 22:27:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


Trolls these days....-_-

Im just going to leave this thread.
2010-08-01 00:18:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


In Inan's first post he put in white lettering 'ill do this just to troll and for the lulz'

Metal hasn't died, and it won't for a good amount of time.

Curses, ive been found out! :kz:


Jonas brother,Justin Bieber,Miley Cyrus,Jedward.

'Nuff said indeed

Ok I frikkin Love The Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. I dont even know who Jedward is xD
2010-08-01 01:30:00

Author:
Unknown User


I dont even know who Jedward is xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmrmZahuGvU&feature=avmsc2

And this is why that irish guy needs to die.
2010-08-01 12:49:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


agreed!!!!! Jedward I HATE THEM!!!!! but for me Rage against the machine was the worst2010-08-01 12:56:00

Author:
geddez12
Posts: 338


but for me Rage against the machine was the worst

Eh, look at my sig.
2010-08-02 18:30:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


How can you not want, every once in a while, to let the Rage out?2010-08-10 04:37:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874


J. Beiber.
...
Wat?
Best is...
Nobou Uematsu.
Look 'im up, Joe!
2010-08-10 05:39:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607


I want to say Justin Beiber, but he's not a band, so I will have to agree with Blackout Band which was my first thought before I actually looked at this thread2010-08-10 08:08:00

Author:
Gissepi
Posts: 4


JLS.
10 characters.
2010-08-12 07:59:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701


JLS.
10 characters.

agreed.


techinically not a band, but bieber. nuff said. oh, and jedward.
2010-08-12 09:06:00

Author:
Matimoo
Posts: 1027


justin bieber BLA!!
i hate his songs!
2010-08-12 18:16:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332


Stromae - Cheese (whole album).
"Shudder..."
2010-08-16 21:32:00

Author:
SPONGMONKEY56
Posts: 209


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