Archive: 38 posts

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Prison… I am going to prison in August… Actually it’s not prison. Since I am too young to go to prison, it’s more like an institution for kids. Many at my age go there. Well, makes it kind of a prison. You can’t leave when you first are there. I have been to the prison many times in my life. I remember I first got there around the age of 6. Been there many times ever since. It’s kind of like purgatory. The whole place is falling apart. It’s old and rusty. It’s actually quite easy to escape, but most do not want to face the following consequences. Myself I try to be as obedient as possible. I don’t want to get in trouble with the guards. They can be quite grumpy if you do the wrong thing. A lot of the time they give us various tasks to complete, which are quite boring, you can compare the boring-level to the boring-level of washing toilets. As if it is not enough they give us orders and stuff when we can finally go outside and home again, which we have to do, to keep us in check. Between our tasks we get to go outside and stretch a little. We have a little field where we can do different things, or we can stay somewhere else in the yard and hang out. It’s boring. And we can’t do anything too fun, since the guards are constantly watching us. The food is quite sloppy as well. Never anything hot. Just on special occasions. Many has to make their food themselves, while others are so lucky to have food sent by charitable organizations. I can’t complain on that they think on us though, though they think a little too much at times. Sometimes they make us have exercises to keep us in shape as good as possible. Their tasks give you experience and knowledge for later life, if there is any outside the walls. Because after prison, you will probably live in the house of your parents, probably the basement, stuck there, too much a shame for them, so they keep you there happy as long as possible, until you ultimately must fly on your own wings. You will be on your own. But for now you will be stuck in prison. So… Is anyone going to the special prison soon for us kiddos? Anyone stuck there now? Anyone who soon gets out for the summer? My comment: Ok, so you got it quite fast what I was talking about. But what you did not get was that I was talking about school and not summer camp or anything like that. This may have come since the English summer vacation and the Norwegian summer vacation starts at different times, I guess. I started my summer vacation the 18th or of June this year (depends on when Friday is) and come back the 18th of August. If I am right, English children summer vacation start in July and ends in September. I hope no one got offended by this joke somehow, but try to understand that when you are trapped in a vacation paradise with nothing to do, and not have played LBP for more than two weeks time goes very slow. Wordbook: Deciphering the few words and sentences inside the joke... -Prison: School (that was the whole joke ) -Guards: You probably understand that they are teachers. - Charitable organizations: ...Parents...

2010-07-18 19:22:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Say what?? So sorry to hear that, but wow.. what the heck did you do. Yikes.. maybe I shouldn't ask that. Feel so bad for you!!

2010-07-18 19:24:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383

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Wuh.... Sorry but, as everyone will ask.. Why? Dam that sucks mate.. Good luck in there. I'm sure the probability that someone else will be in the same situation is fairly minimal.

2010-07-18 19:48:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Actual prison? whoa, sorry to hear about that. If its not too much to ask, what did you do?

2010-07-18 19:51:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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I'm just about to finish prison for the summer

2010-07-18 19:57:00 Author: olit123 Posts: 1341

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Do you mean summer school moon?

2010-07-18 20:03:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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My body is a prison! :

2010-07-18 20:07:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Ouch, prison!? But your nice moonwire. Or were you too nice?

2010-07-18 20:11:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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I remember I first got there around the age of 6. Been there many times ever since. That's... weird... O.o I hope you mean summer school of some sort

2010-07-18 20:18:00 Author: Heckboy88 Posts: 179

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Guessing its a summer camp thing.

2010-07-18 20:23:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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I heard he stole a car and tore up several others and ended up crashing it into a swimming pool. ..I probably shouldn't have said that though.

2010-07-18 20:26:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383

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http://sommersendoriginals.com/myPictures/DCWT%20Summer%20Camp%20color%20sat%20rs.JPG May you wildest dreams come true /pun snipe

2010-07-18 20:26:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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IF its summer school then thats a lot better than prison... im not sure how a LBP player would do in prison :o :o :arg: :kz: hhaha But still summer school sucks or camp.. well i wouldnt know im just guessing

2010-07-18 20:46:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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I'm also going to prison in august, i call it 9th grade. Yes, summer ends in August here.

2010-07-18 21:01:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218

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Whatever it is and whyever you're going there it sounds terrible o_o Do you mind elaborating a little bit? I feel worried for you :c

2010-07-18 21:02:00 Author: Dexiro Posts: 2100

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This reminds me of one of the Media Molecule podcasts when they were talking about it being illegal to sell a bafta (In gruff voice): What you in 'ere for? (In scared high voice): I sold a BAFTA XD

2010-07-18 21:06:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105

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youknow i would be now in prison for 5 years but gladly it didnt happen but i never tel you guys what i did

2010-07-18 22:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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Illegal cat snoring?

2010-07-18 22:14:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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youknow i would be now in prison for 5 years but gladly it didnt happen but i never tel you guys what i did lolcating ?

2010-07-18 23:06:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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Well, I was trapped in the gap between dimensions for 1000 years after it took several armies to seal me, only to be awakened by an evil magician who wanted power who I then slaughtered and rebuilt my forces, only to be defeated by four teenage anime cliches who sealed me int the body of a 16 year old boy. Does that count as jail? :/

2010-07-18 23:08:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Wow... Ummm... I'm sorry. That is definitely not going to be fun... :/

2010-07-18 23:08:00 Author: piggabling Posts: 2979

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Yeah, I feel your pain brodda. They try to keep me locked up for something they call "internet crimes" Mainly because I was hacking into other people's stuff. Fortunately, I was able to gain access into their database and wipe my record clean. Now they got nothing on me. Keep strong homie and hope to see you on the other side some day.

2010-07-18 23:09:00 Author: Enlong3 Posts: 357

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Yeah, I feel your pain brodda. They try to keep me locked up for something they call "internet crimes" Mainly because I was hacking into other people's stuff. Fortunately, I was able to gain access into their database and wipe my record clean. Now they got nothing on me. Wow... that's nice. And not threatening in any way... yeah.... *Runs to change password.*

2010-07-18 23:59:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Well, everytime they stick me somewhere, I always find a way back out. Whether that be by waiting it out or by "other" means... :kz: I'll be heading back in September... hah-hah!!

2010-07-19 04:55:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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My body is a prison! : There's a beautiful little girl in there just waiting to be set free.. But yeah, I've been imprisoned for about 18 and a half years, but come August 22 I will be free! 4 years of awesome

2010-07-19 06:24:00 Author: monstahr Posts: 1361

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I am set free, was set free 3rd of July, well.. sort of, I'm being transferred, just got to wait for my papers to properly clear (results), when they do I should be transferred to a minimum security prison (university).

2010-07-19 08:03:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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There's a beautiful little girl in there just waiting to be set free.. But yeah, I've been imprisoned for about 18 and a half years, but come August 22 I will be free! 4 years of awesome August 22nd is my birthday!

2010-07-19 08:17:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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As you all can see, he is clearly talking about Summer School. Though I have to give it to you, that was a well written story.

2010-07-19 08:55:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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How come everybody thinks it summer school? I am talking about regular school. Though, I could have been talking about prison. But I am not. Just school. I begin summer vacation in June and it ends in August. Here in Norway, that's how we do it. And It looks like Kiwin as well does it. Off to deciper anything. And thanks Whaaaaale!

2010-07-19 19:00:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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I'm very irritated. Here in Scotland we got from 3rd of July to 18th of August. You're lucky btw, I've seen a thread like this before, but he was actually serious, there were people on the forum telling him to run away from home and live with them. :L It was this 'disciplinary school' and it looked horrendous.

2010-07-19 19:24:00 Author: resistance1 Posts: 812

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Yeah, I'm banged up for the summer. I knew I'd be caught if I stole that car. I mean, I'd already stolen liquor and silly putty from the corner store and the police were after me. It didn't help that I was bugged but...Oh! Your talking about Summer School! Oh, well... At least you don't have to share your cell with a guy named Suzie.

2010-07-19 19:26:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562

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How come everybody thinks it summer school? I am talking about regular school. Though, I could have been talking about prison. But I am not. Just school. I begin summer vacation in June and it ends in August. Here in Norway, that's how we do it. And It looks like Kiwin as well does it. Off to deciper anything. And thanks Whaaaaale! What!?!? It wasn't prison!? Dang... but what about that car you stole and crashed into the pool? Someone will be after you ya know!?

2010-07-19 19:38:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383

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Hey, my first thread that has ever become a 5 star! Gonna celebrate with Italian pizza soon. Yummy. @resistance1: ... Well I have not intention to get into prison. Though I know that here in Norway Prison is more like Bed and Breakfast. In the best prisons you get food, your own cell, maybe a stack of cards, there is probably a library as well, and I think if you're extra nice, a radio as well. I have heard stories of people commiting crimes when out just to get in again. Though I am not agreeing to go to prison without a PS3 (4?), PC, Little Big Planet 2 ( maybe 3 when, not if, gets that far) and internet access and electricity access. @JwwPhotos: I wore a mask of my brother. It's him they're chasing now.

2010-07-19 19:50:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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lolcating ? No its Serious this time

2010-07-19 20:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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Ouch. :/ And I thought I had it bad going back on the 1st September... :S Does anyone else hate that whole "Last day of holiday" feeling? :/

2010-07-19 20:32:00 Author: Plasmavore Posts: 1913

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@Mr.Kittykat: So no cats? Something involved with chimeras and struggle for world domination then? @Plasmavore: I halfway do not enjoy it. I am kind of disappointed over that the vacation, going to bed when I want, and do what I want is over... But I love school. That's right, I love school, probably the only one as well, even though this thread might not suggest it. I just happen to have too much time on my hands.

2010-07-19 20:38:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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@Mr.Kittykat: So no cats? Something involved with chimeras and struggle for world domination then? @Plasmavore: I halfway do not enjoy it. I am kind of disappointed over that the vacation, going to bed when I want, and do what I want is over... But I love school. That's right, I love school, probably the only one as well, even though this thread might not suggest it. I just happen to have too much time on my hands. No! i have a life youknow there happen things in my life

2010-07-19 20:40:00 Author: Unknown User

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@Mr.Kittykat: Ok, my bad. But saying that you're not saying it is too tempting to not suggesting anything. No hard feelings? I went to the court some time ago, and we saw a trial, for a guy who had done several stupid things, though I fell asleep under the trial (really embarrasing) so I did not get with me different stuff of what was said. Anyway, it is nice you are not inside, you're such a nice person!

2010-07-19 21:19:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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