Archive: 28 posts

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Well, I figured the title would get a small group of Trolls to come in here so here is a movie for everyone that hates Twilight, because Vampires Suck. Also there might be some offensive content -shrug- to me it doesn't seem like any harm done. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg&feature=pyv&ad=5281781376&kw=vampires%20suck

2010-07-10 18:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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hey, was that senor chang from community i spied? yeah i just saw this on my facebook stalkerfeed, looks okay but i think it'll be about the same as watching the trailer a bunch of times. also, i said it before and ill say it again, eclipse wasn't bad. suck it.

2010-07-10 18:29:00 Author: monstahr Posts: 1361

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I refuse to watch those stupid movies and I refuse to read those stupid books. Also, Vampires DO NOT SUCK. Our technique is a lot more complicated than that and none of you would understand it. Thank you.

2010-07-10 18:31:00 Author: TheCountessZ Posts: 537

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Vampires in general do not suck, glitter covered vampires however, do.

2010-07-10 18:58:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Hehe i only said Vampires suck because of the movie title, not saying it xD :U

2010-07-10 19:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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everyone that hates Twilight, because Vampires Suck. WRONG WRONG WRONG! Everybody loves vampires, everyone hates twilight because of it's poncy portrayl of pubescent vampires that serve as nothing more than attractive stalkers to teenage girls. Also they don't die in the sun, they just sparkle!! What teh hecks? Edit : haha, I just read the OP and then commented without reading the posts inbetween, but imma' gonna' leave my rage up for all to see ^^

2010-07-10 19:26:00 Author: Asbestos101 Posts: 1114

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just for teh lulz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgAkWxcPBE

2010-07-10 19:28:00 Author: Unknown User

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off-topic: have you guys heard of the britain guy that died when he watched Eclipse? He was found dead in his seat when the movie ended Weird how none have died by watching that movie until now

2010-07-10 19:35:00 Author: Jonaolst Posts: 935

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Eclipse? It's already out? Better get to the theater- oh, wait, I almost forgot my nuke, if I did forget it the whole trip would be pointless. Yeah, vampires are awesome, but the way Twilight portrays them is meh. Of, I was watching If Movies Were Real by smosh on Youtube, they had Twilight, the part were the girl says that the guys a vampire, the guy justs says "no, I just like to play a lot of World of Warcraft."

2010-07-10 21:44:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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This. (http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight) Some offensive content and language, but hilarious.

2010-07-10 21:51:00 Author: resistance1 Posts: 812

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Spoiler alert! Spoilert Alert! http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-content/uploads/twilight-blade-twilight-series-7218972-400-267.jpg

2010-07-11 00:21:00 Author: Unknown User

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Spoiler alert! Spoilert Alert! http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-content/uploads/twilight-blade-twilight-series-7218972-400-267.jpg made me rofl

2010-07-11 01:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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Who is that?

2010-07-11 01:25:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Who is that? http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/blade__trinity/wesley_snipes/blade.jpg Blade The Best Vampire killer

2010-07-11 02:35:00 Author: Unknown User

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Vampires do suck.. blood! As for these movies, I have watched the first one but it was utter garbage. The acting is nothing special. Since when could vamps go in daylight? Let alone sparkle. Second I thought that werewolves needed a full moon? Apparently not in this saga. Actually I seen the second one too. I refuse to watch any more though. Too cheesy, too ridiculous. In my opinion the only reason people go and watch/ apparently enjoy this is for the "eye candy". Story wise there is nothing attractive.

2010-07-11 02:50:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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I refuse to watch those stupid movies and I refuse to read those stupid books. Also, Vampires DO NOT SUCK. Our technique is a lot more complicated than that and none of you would understand it. Thank you. Well of course they don't. Here's proof of a vampire explaining the matter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA5-wyKeKh8 ((Why these kids post weird titles and odd clips on YouTube, I never know.))

2010-07-11 02:57:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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If you used to Watch Billy and Mandy, Dracula only Scrapes and Licks

2010-07-11 03:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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LOL! The trailer was hilarious!!

2010-07-11 03:59:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo Posts: 478

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If you used to Watch Billy and Mandy, Dracula only Scrapes and Licks Actually, I just found this after I clicked from video to video after typing "vampires don't suck".

2010-07-11 04:21:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Vampires do suck.. blood! As for these movies, I have watched the first one but it was utter garbage. The acting is nothing special. Since when could vamps go in daylight? Let alone sparkle. Second I thought that werewolves needed a full moon? Apparently not in this saga. Actually I seen the second one too. I refuse to watch any more though. Too cheesy, too ridiculous. In my opinion the only reason people go and watch/ apparently enjoy this is for the "eye candy". Story wise there is nothing attractive. this one was actually considerably better but i guess if you're gonna hate it you're gonna hate it. isn't the twilight-hating stuff getting old now, anyway? i mean, it's not like the twilight fans are the people who would like badass real vampires anyway

2010-07-11 04:22:00 Author: monstahr Posts: 1361

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I don't like the Twilight Movies.

2010-10-14 01:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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man these stupid books caused alot of people to do stupid things, heres one "teens are actually biting other peoples necks and suck blood and end up getting an infection, HIV etc." man just hearing that is a true facepalm

2010-10-14 01:46:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853

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Vampires SPARKLE! I have never seen the movies. I have never read the books. And no, I will not give them a chance. Go watch Blade if you want a real vampire movie. Fo' real.

2010-10-14 04:25:00 Author: ShamgarBlade Posts: 1010

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Read the books. Didn't really like the first three books. I'm more into the fiction book characters that have some sort of power X( Like I was saying, I don't like the first three that much, the last book is my favorite since Bella finally gets to use her powers, but that's near the end. So I only read like the last 5 chapters . I haven't seen the movies at all, I tried watching the first movie once....bored me to death in the first 20 min. Could not watch it, haven't seen any of the other movies. They're not bad books, just that they were blown out of proportion. Harry Potter is so much better than them it's not even funny....ok so maybe a little

2010-10-14 05:05:00 Author: Amigps Posts: 564

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Vampires SPARKLE! I have never seen the movies. I have never read the books. And no, I will not give them a chance. Go watch Blade if you want a real vampire movie. Fo' real. man i wished this happened in the movie http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt68/randum_user001/twilight_blade_ending.jpg

2010-10-14 05:16:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853

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I don't want to watch any Twilight movie. Three reasons: 1. Glitter Vampires. 2. Shirtless spartan werewolves. 3. Fangirls. But I really like Twilight when I listen it from this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2mZbTCqF2s

2010-10-16 15:20:00 Author: Coconuts Posts: 384

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I'd only tolerate Twilight when set to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2T6oMfI9Ro

2010-10-17 03:06:00 Author: Dapiek Absaroka Posts: 512

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When the most epic scene of a movie is playing baseball and when characters always take the hard way out, well you know what I mean...

2010-10-17 03:46:00 Author: Random Posts: 673

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